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General Category => Media & Mayhem => Topic started by: Daedalus on January 28, 2014, 05:06:15 pm
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Yeah PM me.
I will! As soon as that ol snowboard o mine and myself have had the pleasure of riding behind a car! :D
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Wow... famous last words... :P
Seriously, at least try not to get killed haha! ;)
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Me? get hurt? Noooo! Just got back from the hospital and it turns out its only a minor concussion! Though it was pretty nasty to black out like i did so im totally wearing a helmet next time! ;D
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All I can picture is 'Ride of the Valkyries' playing in the background, while Daedalus slips into a WWI leather flight helmet and goggles... ;D
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Me? get hurt? Noooo! Just got back from the hospital and it turns out its only a minor concussion! Though it was pretty nasty to black out like i did so im totally wearing a helmet next time! ;D
Awesome. :D
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I do need a flightsuite... :D
And Aman, if you ever do something like that... make sure you dont land on a pine tree. It hurts!
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I do need a flightsuite... :D
And Aman, if you ever do something like that... make sure you dont land on a pine tree. It hurts!
Oh, I'm not that stupid. XD
Still awesome, but idiotic. (Which makes it all the better, of course ;P)
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Oh, I'm not that stupid. XD
Still awesome, but idiotic. (Which makes it all the better, of course ;P)
Firing a rocket from your ass is idiotic(and painful. so much pain.) That was just awesome. Untill i hit the tree anyways :D
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Glad you're safe Daedalus XD
I remember sledding down an icy slope in the rural part of CT, being awesome as I am, I was the only one able to actually slide down most of the way. At high velocity, I slammed into a tree :P (Minor concussion, didn't bother with a hospital XD)
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Glad you're safe Daedalus XD
I remember sledding down an icy slope in the rural part of CT, being awesome as I am, I was the only one able to actually slide down most of the way. At high velocity, I slammed into a tree :P (Minor concussion, didn't bother with a hospital XD)
I remember that. XD
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Eh i only went to the hospital because.. HEY IT'S FREE OF CHARGE HERE! Mwahahaha.
Still sounds kinda awesome Tan! :D
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Still sounds kinda awesome Tan! :D
It wasn't.
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Ofcourse it was! t'was awesome til you hit the tree. Admitt it.
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Ofcourse it was! t'was awesome til you hit the tree. Admitt it.
I suppose it was... Until the sled didn't turn when I pulled the ropes and I ended up crashing :P XD
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I suppose it was... Until the sled didn't turn when I pulled the ropes and I ended up crashing :P XD
And then everything went in slowmotion as realisation dawned on you when you saw the tree. And you was like "Fark." When you realised you were about the hit it.
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And then everything went in slowmotion as realisation dawned on you when you saw the tree. And you was like "Fark." When you realised you were about the hit it.
Purity much, except I didn't know that was a word at the time (Must've been 8 or 9 at the time XD)
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Purity much, except I didn't know that was a word at the time (Must've been 8 or 9 at the time XD)
So it was more like "snot." hahahaha
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Or just good old fashion : "AaahhhHHHG!"
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Or just good old fashion : "AaahhhHHHG!"
Nah, I was too busy struggling with the sled-rope things to shout and/or become unconscious in style XD
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Maybe this has something to do with Daedalus's odd disappearance? ???
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Maybe this has something to do with Daedalus's odd disappearance? ???
Gee, I hope not :-\
He said it was a Minor concussion, hopefully he didn't do this again and get hurt :(
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I totally did it again and nailed i the day after for your information. Cant do it anymore though since the damn snow disappeared.
Now, to not derail my.. "Own thread..." Oh yeah, about that. What the hell is this thread?
If this thread is still here tomorrow i'm going to tape all the stupid shit do and link it here hahahaha :D
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Oh lordy - please don't haha! :D
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I totally did it again and nailed i the day after for your information. Cant do it anymore though since the damn snow disappeared.
Now, to not derail my.. "Own thread..." Oh yeah, about that. What the hell is this thread?
If this thread is still here tomorrow i'm going to tape all the stupid shit do and link it here hahahaha :D
I don't know whether to be worried or smile and secretly hope for videos that rival "America's Funniest Home. Vidoes". ;D
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.... Crap. I just made it worse didnt i?
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Sticking with the 'status quo' I see... ;D
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D, I can only hope JH is as "exhilarating" as you are IRL. XD
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I will! As soon as that ol snowboard o mine and myself have had the pleasure of riding behind a car! :D
Sounds like fun. :P Fun that I'd watch from a safe distance with a phone on camera mode for Youtube.
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Good call there Kiel ;D
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This will be updated.. sometime. Or just when i do my next stupid thing!
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Must... Resist... Encouraging... Him.... ;D
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Must... Resist... Encouraging... Him.... ;D
Oh i assure you, i hardly need any encouraging at all ;D
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And now ladies and gentlemen, i will show you why you NEVER should get drunk when someone got a tatoo machine...
oh and it says "cheese" in swedish.. ^^
(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/389016_3499919413631_1277037582_n.jpg)
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And now ladies and gentlemen, i will show you why you NEVER should get drunk when someone got a tatoo machine...
oh and it says "cheese" in swedish.. ^^
(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/389016_3499919413631_1277037582_n.jpg)
No... Please don't tell me this happened to you.
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No... Please don't tell me this happened to you.
Bwahahaha!
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Well, i would show you the others to but CBA to take any pictures of those too^^ (plus one smiley just above my... well yeah.^^)
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Aman... You win!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1619348_10153868742230193_1138742278_n.png)
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And now... i think this might be one of the more stupid things i've done. Asking my girlfriend to make me a sandwhich. (after she said some very touching and sweet things.
Not getting laid tonight people!
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You Caveman! :D
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And now... i think this might be one of the more stupid things i've done. Asking my girlfriend to make me a sandwhich. (after she said some very touching and sweet things.
Not getting laid tonight people!
Dude, you ask your sister or wife to make you a sandwhich, not your gf XD
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Dude, you ask your sister or wife to make you a sandwhich, not your gf XD
I noticed >.> XD
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So... telling the Lady D that you wont to break up isnt the brightest thing to do. (especially if you say APRILS FOOLS after) My cheek hurts bad.. 8)
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(https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1017755_882971548386004_7861632497894337618_n.jpg]https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1017755_882971548386004_7861632497894337618_n.jpg)
How to not drive a motorcyckle... man my chest hurts after crashing straight into that ditch! hue hue hue!
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You're gonna get yourself killed one day, D. XD
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The ditch was hard to see!
besides, it was to much mud there to stop anyway if i had seen it^^
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You should have superman'd over the handlebars! ;D
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And faceplanting the mud/grass?
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SOUNDS AWESOME! sucks that i didnt think of it! :(
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Yup, got new tatoos yesterday to add to my drunken collection 8)
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Tattoos = cats
Most people have None, One, Two, or More than Five.
Of the people who have none, many of them are more than happy to talk about how awful they are, and how they would never ever get one. A few of them talk about how great they are, and how they would get one if only they could, but it's just not feasible right now.
Of the ones who have more than five, many of them talk about them all the time, and they're always ready when the opportunity arises to get another one.
Edit: For the people who only have one, generally when they talk about their one, its about how awesome that one in particular is, and how they wouldn't get another one because it would detract from how special the one and only is.
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^LOL ;D
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Mwahaha! I was about a inch from spinning straight into a river! Volvooooo :D
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Was this a result of texting?
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Nah plain old playing around!
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Daedalus reminds me of that old Mr. Bean episode, where Mr. Bean straps a sofa to the top of his car and then cant get in. So he rigs a rope and pole to drive the car, sitting in the sofa atop the roof! XD
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Anyone here got snapchat? ;D
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Anyone here got snapchat? ;D
We don't want to see your penis, Daed.
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We don't want to see your penis, Daed.
Speak for yourself.
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And now... i think this might be one of the more stupid things i've done. Asking my girlfriend to make me a sandwhich. (after she said some very touching and sweet things.
Not getting laid tonight people!
The weird thing is, I know girls who actually like being talked to like that. They consider it bold I guess, but I still don't understand it.
Oh, and if you guys think you've seen the worst tattoo ever on the internet, you're wrong. I am currently in possession of the world's worst tattoo, until I get it covered up at least. Got it solely because my friend said I wouldn't. Hey, it might be irrational and illogical, and I may have fallen for his reverse psychology, but I sure proved him wrong! It was a prison style tattoo too. My friend didn't have her tattoo gun at the time so we dipped a needle in pen ink and did it the old fashioned way.
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What does it say? (More importantly, where is it?)
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What does it say? (More importantly, where is it?)
It says "Enter here" with an arrow pointing down, it's on his lower back
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so so bad ... ::)
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The weird thing is, I know girls who actually like being talked to like that. They consider it bold I guess, but I still don't understand it.
Oh, and if you guys think you've seen the worst tattoo ever on the internet, you're wrong. I am currently in possession of the world's worst tattoo, until I get it covered up at least. Got it solely because my friend said I wouldn't. Hey, it might be irrational and illogical, and I may have fallen for his reverse psychology, but I sure proved him wrong! It was a prison style tattoo too. My friend didn't have her tattoo gun at the time so we dipped a needle in pen ink and did it the old fashioned way.
Is this you?
NSFW TATTOO (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1d/2a/2c/1d2a2c9f070c6f1d26ff3d583adc4c04.jpg)
(letting you keep the Link, but the Pic itself is too crude for direct display on BHB - BZ)
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That tatoo was awesome! ^^
Also, thinking of ways to improve on8 my smiley tatoo on the.. eh.. land down under if you know what i mean xD
And also, well this ofcourse hafto go in this category. Yay for Dumb shit!
Edit: Removed the link. Realised that some uses of "the knockout" are not legal in every state of the US. I dont want to promote the use of illegal substances.
(It's a beer/marijuana bong)
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What? Sipping beer through a straw?
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Yes. thats all it is too it.
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Perv.
;D
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And also, well this ofcourse hafto go in this category. Yay for dumb shit!
http://knockyourselfout.ca/products/the-knockout (http://knockyourselfout.ca/products/the-knockout)
what do the bubbles even do? What kind of pussy drinks beer through a straw? Real men take bites out of the bottle and swallow whatever beer gets in their mouths inadvertantly!
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XD
And i removed the link (though i realise the link is still very much there on Arthesuls quote)
Still, the thing is pretty awesome.
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Seriously though, what's the point in that? The site doesn't provide any explanation, so I'm just sitting and contemplating what the hell it is with bubble straws sold on sketchy web 2.0 sites.
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Bubbles? they dont do anything out of the ordinary bulbbly bubbles thing.
The thing itself works like when you start to drink you light up the marijuana part at the same time, as the beer goes down the bong fills itself with THC smoke. Then you can take a hit after you've chugged down the beer.
If you're asking what the point is in a beer bong, the answer is simple. Speed. (And ofcourse we measure manlyness by how fast you can drink beer)
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Yeah, at first I was like 'Beer Enema?!?' but then they do have a FAQ page that shows you use it for shotguns and a water/beer bong, etc.
Tsk Tsk, so sophomoric haha!
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sophomoric.. i know this a school term for what grade your in, but i dont know which one. ^^
"So sophomoric" translates into so awesome. >.>
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It does for the sophomores at least. ;)
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Well, i imagine that you've all but moved on from such activities. Being old and all that. ;)
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I am moved all right.
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did i offend you? I didnt mean to do that if thats the case.
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Not at all D ;D
'Moved' in English can be used in reference to 'Inspired' & 'Had a Bowel Movement' - so when I say 'I'm Moved', it's a joke meaning to infer you just inspired me, but really, what you just said makes me want to take a crap haha! ;)
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Bubbles? they dont do anything out of the ordinary bulbbly bubbles thing.
The thing itself works like when you start to drink you light up the marijuana part at the same time, as the beer goes down the bong fills itself with THC smoke. Then you can take a hit after you've chugged down the beer.
If you're asking what the point is in a beer bong, the answer is simple. Speed. (And ofcourse we measure manlyness by how fast you can drink beer)
Ah, I didn't know it was a beer bong. The page you showed me never specifically said, and I never saw a beer bong before, even though I live in Farking Wisconsin. Seriously, this is land of lakes, beer, Germans, and hemp rope, I'd suspect that would be the only kind of bong around here...
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Nercroing my own thread for your amusement!
So, this morning started like every other morning. Wake up, Go for a smoke, Get in the shower, eat brush and all that shit.
So after all that, i get the idea to go up on the roof for a smoke (I sometimes do this, i like the view) and i dont really know what happend after haha. Just remembering lying on the ground in a bush, drained of air.
I seriously need to film everything i do. Got away with a few scrates, which is incredibly lucky considering it was like a 3 meter drop haha!
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Is it wrong that I can totally picture that chain of events? LOL! ;D
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I'd like to say "Yes, yes it is." But i just can't do it! ; :P
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Wednesday I got truly drunk. I don't remember what happened but I was told I tore my shirt off attacked three people, punched two holes in the wall, snarled at everything in sight, attacked my dad when he came to pick me up, had to be held down by several people (accomplished during a brief moment of lucidity), and I woke up somewhere having no idea how I got there, covered in scrapes and bruises, two hours of my life just missing.
Tl;dr I'm an angry drunk
It's also my 18th today so I hope i don't get a repeat of that now
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Hope that's out of your system Drak! Could save you a lot of real trouble in the future.
Happy B-Day BTW! 8)
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Hope that's out of your system Drak! Could save you a lot of real trouble in the future.
I don't plan on getting that drunk again, haha
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Yeah this bum wrote my irl name on the site while in his drunk revilery ha ha.
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Shit, i've had a few those aswell. Im not usually a angry drunk, more like i think of every stupid shit one can possibly do and i do it. Don't let me near any water because i swear to god i'll rip all my clothes off (If im that smart) and just dive in!
But yeah, back to the topic at hand; This one time, we started drinking waaaaay to early, around 11:00 am something. Needless to say, around 15:00 PM we were waaay to Farked up. Hadn't slept anything either so there was that. Dont remember anything (at all) from arounbd 15:30 to 21:00 Pm.
To this day, i have no clue what happend that day. Only a few tid-bits here and there. Yeah, did i mention i was all beat up when i came to? Like bruises everywhere. 2 pairs of black eyes.
This is when i learned i should never (ever) get Drunk on Wine and Whisky. Also, i haven't touched any of them since that faithful day haha 8)
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You guys would be insane to party with, haha. I can see it now.
Daed is the joker of the group, always getting into shenanigans and being a blast.
Drak is that Guy who destroys everyone at beer pong then gets into a fight with a pitbull.
Aman is the guy who gets way too wasted and people Fark with him while he's passed out.
BZ is basically the Senior in a room full of freshman, teaching us how to balance being drunk and having a good time while not making asses out of ourselves.
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... And I'd be the designated driver, watching and laughing my ass off at the rest of you, because I have never been able to get so much as properly buzzed no matter how much I drank.
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And I get the distinct impression that I'd be the guy bringing the keg of a classic non-fizzy English cider for everyone to try and realize how good it is.
Then I'd only get one drink and have to look after Daed since he accidently fell through a dry wall. Then I'd try and get back to my drink by find Drak punching a tree and have to wrap his knuckles... I think I'd just have to wait till they passed out with Aman or ran off then I could chill with Bz and a nice single malt...
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Wednesday I got truly drunk. I don't remember what happened but I was told I tore my shirt off attacked three people, punched two holes in the wall, snarled at everything in sight, attacked my dad when he came to pick me up, had to be held down by several people (accomplished during a brief moment of lucidity), and I woke up somewhere having no idea how I got there, covered in scrapes and bruises, two hours of my life just missing.
Tl;dr I'm an angry drunk
It's also my 18th today so I hope i don't get a repeat of that now
100% not surprised you're an angry drunk, lol.
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Well, this was a night to remember. Sort of.
I didnt have anything planned (at all) but i got so bored just sitting at home so i left to find some friends at around 23:00, got into a fight so had a few people looking for me, then i ended up at a rave in a forest, on the top of a high cliff overlooking the ocean. Was frekkin awesome. Met a few other friends there, accidentely took Ecstasy (had a headache, asked a friend for a headache pill. Was not a headache pill.
Then i just danced the night away in a ecstazy haze, watched the sunrise (which, no joke, was the most beautiful sunrise i've ever seen.)
All in all, i'm not a big fan of drugs in general but hot damn i had a good night ;D
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You guys would be insane to party with, haha. I can see it now.
Daed is the joker of the group, always getting into shenanigans and being a blast.
Drak is that Guy who destroys everyone at beer pong then gets into a fight with a pitbull.
Aman is the guy who gets way too wasted and people Fark with him while he's passed out.
BZ is basically the Senior in a room full of freshman, teaching us how to balance being drunk and having a good time while not making asses out of ourselves.
I'm actually a really happy drunk ha ha.
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Well, this was a night to remember. Sort of.
I didnt have anything planned (at all) but i got so bored just sitting at home so i left to find some friends at around 23:00, got into a fight so had a few people looking for me, then i ended up at a rave in a forest, on the top of a high cliff overlooking the ocean. Was frekkin awesome. Met a few other friends there, accidentely took Ecstasy (had a headache, asked a friend for a headache pill. Was not a headache pill.
Then i just danced the night away in a ecstazy haze, watched the sunrise (which, no joke, was the most beautiful sunrise i've ever seen.)
All in all, i'm not a big fan of drugs in general but hot damn i had a good night ;D
You, my friend, know how to get down. If you ever find yourself in Cleveland I got you on the homie hook up.
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Hmm, all this talk about drinking makes me wonder how a beer pong tournament would go.
My money is on Killa.
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100% not surprised you're an angry drunk, lol.
I'm actually a really happy drunk ha ha.
Yeah I mean, aren't people supposed to be the opposite of how they usually are? XD
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Yeah I mean, aren't people supposed to be the opposite of how they usually are? XD
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Hmm, all this talk about drinking makes me wonder how a beer pong tournament would go.
My money is on Killa.
Puffy I go three out of the six for my team! (And destroyed at darts when I could barely stand straight)