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Play By Post Section => Forum Games => Topic started by: Arthesul on February 06, 2016, 06:58:19 pm
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The yarrr be 1723, an' yer a hardened buncha salty cutthroats who've been sailin' an' lootin' ever since the war with Spain! That is, until a hurricane rolled by that was so powerful it blew ye clear acrarss Mexico an' landed ye somewhere in the Pacific! Luckily, ye finally found land! Unluckily, it be inhabited by a giant angry monster made o' Seafood! Ye managed ta smack it a good 'un with yer boat, but then ye were boarded by an army o' fish 'enchmen!
Ya fought 'em downner the (fish)man, with many casualties delivered to yer crew, until it came down ter the one last fishman an' the last o' you!... Unfortunately, when ye tried te torture 'im fer answers, 'e shat out a smoke barmb an' dissappeared, an' when ye could see agin, there was a human skeleton lyin' in a pool o' blood!
The filthy bastard be 'idin' in one o' yer skins! Ye must protect the Cap'n at all costs!
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Yer all startin' te feel like ye've spent too long givin' each other awkward, silent stares, and have come te the decision that it's best te start lynchin' people until ye get the alien monster! Thank goodness too, cause if ye don't get rid of enough weight, the boat's gonna start sinkin' faster than ye can bail it out! Be vigilant, me hearties!
Currently on the boat:
Aman
Playa
Seth
Berka
Daed
Aeon
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Argh!By great Odin's Beard! One of ye be a murdres scallywag! We best start gettin to the bottom of this before we're on the bottom!
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Mateys, I've got a sinkin' feelin' this boat be headed straight to Davy Jones.
Har-har! Get it? Sinkin' feelin'! It be humorous because the boat be sink--
Arrr. . . Now that I think about it, our swift trip t' a wat'ry grave be less amusin' than I thought.
Let's be votin' on a lynch, mateys!
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Aye! Votin be the way ta go fer shore! But can't be too quick about it. I votes that we vote fer the last guy ta vote! Arrr!
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arrr! Why vote? Ask Odin for his guidance! His great wisdom be more than us mere mortals!
But aye, I do see ye point! I owe Davy Jones lunch money, I'd rather not be meetin him anytime soon.
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What you be? Some kind O Viking?
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What you be? Some kind O Viking?
Arrr, some kind of Viking!?what do ye know about Vikings?
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Ye be going on about Odin an Hothgar an Sven all the time. Seriously, what is it about that Sven guy anyway?
All sounds might fishy ta me. And you know what else is fishy?
THOSE FISHMAN!!! *Dun Dun Dun!!!
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Arr, I've heard many a tale bout them fishman! The scurvy of the sea folk if you ask me. But I also erd tales of men lost at sea, much like us who prayed to Odin to guide them to truth and victory. It don't sound so bad to me ye know!?
Maybe we should be doing that? Can't hurt eh?
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I'll pray to the Sea O Japan, If'n it will get us out O this mess! As the little Nips say, "We're in deep sushi now!"
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I'll pray to the Sea O Japan, If'n it will get us out O this mess! As the little Nips say, "We're in deep sushi now!"
Oi! So ye will be joining me then? Arr, just to be clear ye know, We're gonna ask The great, and Arr fabled, Odin, to maybe, if he exists and everything, to guide us in making the correct choice?
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Let's see what the rest 'ave to say about it first.
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Arr err, yar prolly be right matey. Wonderin why they just stand there, maybe they're all fishman! Tryna learn how to speak!
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Yarg we be piratin' on a vintage piratin' boat! It cannae be sinkin'! It be too heavy! It be havin' too much mass pro'tionat ta it's volume, lads! We cannae let this happen!"
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Yarg we be piratin' on a vintage piratin' boat! It cannae be sinkin'! It be too heavy! It be havin' too much mass pro'tionat ta it's volume, lads! We cannae let this happen!"
Pro'tionat? Te Fek is that!? Sounds like some scaly fishman word to me matey
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Pro'portinit be a English ward, ye filthy landlubbin' ancient eldritch 'orror!
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AHOY MATEYS, THAT BLAST GONE DONE AND MADE ME RINGING IN ME EARS! WHAT IN THE WIAWANNON ARE YOU LILLYLIVERS SAYING?
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Can you please not yell? You're worse that a Kaiju roaring in the Land of the Rising Sun!
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WHATS THIS ABOUT A VOTE? WHAT KIND OF BUCCAROO ASKS FOR PERMISSION BEFORE HE STARTS SOME GOOD OL KILLIN!?
I CANT HELP THE WAY I SMELL LASS, THESE DOBLOONS DONT EXACTLY SWIM UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE HAR HAR HAR
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That dinnae make any sense! A keiju dinnae appear on Earth till tha' year 1997! Ye BE LYIN
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SMILIN!? I DON'T SEE NOBODY SMILIN!? YOURE LOSING IT LASS!
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That dinnae make any sense! A keiju dinnae appear on Earth till tha' year 1997! Ye BE LYIN
Wait, ye just said the year 1997? Te fek you going on about mate! This be the year 1723. How ye know bouts te future eh? Something gs smellin... Fishy bout to mate.
I vote we Lynch this Gill sucker right now!
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OOC: Does stating we should lynch someone count as a vote, or does a vote have to follow a specific rule?
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GILL FARKER? HOW DO YOU FARK A GILL? I SAY WE KILL THE BASTARD JUST FOR MAKING SEX WITH A FISH!
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Wait, ye just said the year 1997? Te fek you going on about mate! This be the year 1723. How ye know bouts te future eh? Something gs smellin... Fishy bout to mate.
I vote we Lynch this Gill sucker right now!
Ah be a goddamn pirate lad! We be know as ta seers o' ta seas!
Only ah fishdweller be tat foolish! Avast me heartiest! We cannae let this virus pass!
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OOC: Does stating we should lynch someone count as a vote, or does a vote have to follow a specific rule?
(Ooc I should have been more clear, that's my fault.)
Ill not be hearing no more of your fish speak bubbling in me ears mate. To the gallows with ye!
I vote Aman
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WHAT DOES A KISS SMELLER HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?! YOUVE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND LASS, YOUVE GONE MAD WITH FISH LUST! BEFORE WE KNOW IT, HE'S GONE START LOOK AT US LIKE WHORES!
Vote: Aman
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WHAT DOES A KISS SMELLER HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?! YOUVE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND LASS, YOUVE GONE MAD WITH FISH LUST! BEFORE WE KNOW IT, HE'S GONE START LOOK AT US LIKE WHORES!
Vote: Aman
Ah course I kiss fish ye numbskull! I eat with me mouth! Only ah fishy bastard like ye be findin' tat weird!
Ah know ye dinnae have proper forks an' knives, since this be old, but ye guys be freakin' me out!"
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YOU EAT WITCH YOUR TROUT? BY DAVEY JONES LASS, THIS BASTARD IS SICK!
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Ah course I kiss fish ye numbskull! I eat with me mouth!
OOC hilarious lol
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YOU EAT WITCH YOUR TROUT? BY DAVEY JONES LASS, THIS BASTARD IS SICK!
Ye disgust me, an' tats not only because o' ur fish gills.
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Ye disgust me, an' tats not only because o' ur fish gills.
AYE, SO YOU ADMIT TO FANTASIZING! SEE LADS, HE'S LUSTED FOR ONE OF HIS FISH SLUTS SO LONG HIS MIND IS PLAYING TRICKS ON HIM! KILL HIM NOW, LEST YOU WAKE UP WITH HIS TROUT SOMEWHERE IT DONT BELONG
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AYE, SO YOU ADMIT TO FANTASIZING! SEE LADS, HE'S LUSTED FOR ONE OF HIS FISH SLUTS SO LONG HIS MIND IS PLAYING TRICKS ON HIM! KILL HIM NOW, LEST YOU WAKE UP WITH HIS TROUT SOMEWHERE IT DONT BELONG
Nay, ye shoutin' blubber sack, just look at yer neck! Lookit! It's gills! I dinnae even know how ye be breathin' outfa water!
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ARRG! THE YELLING MAN!
Vote: Playa
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IYE NOW I CAN HEAR YA! VOTING A TO KILL A MAN JUST FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR? THATS PRETTY FISHY OF YA!
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FISH DONT HAVE EARS! AN YE CAN'T HEAR! ERGO - YOU ARE A FISH!!!
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"Pretty fishy of ye?" Har-har-arrrrr! Wish I'd a'thought that one up, matey!
Let's no be forgettin' Daedalus, though. Ain't it a mite fishy, the way he's clammed up? (Get it?)
Could be the fish man lurkin', bidin' his time ta strike!
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YARR, THAT IS A GOOD POINT. WHY HASN'T THE BLOKE SAID ANYTHING?
ooc: when's the last time he was online?
Edit: He hasn't been online in a minute, I'll message him on Snapchat to see if he even knows the game has started.
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Yeaaaarrrrr... Being late to the party is a lynching offense!
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IYE, I SAY WE GIVE THE FELLA A BREAK. AT LEAST TILL SUNDOWN THAT IS, HAR HAR.
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YARR LADS, SO WHAT DO WE DO FROM HERE?
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Arr well methinks that tha scaly bugger be Aeon, but since votin' is already leanin' meway, I'm gonna go wit BZ's. Democracy be tha' best lads, even if ye dinnae hav it yet.
#@playa988
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AH THE BLUBBERING FOOL ONLY WANTS ME GONE CAUSE I CAN'T HEAR A DAMN THING IN EITHER ME EARS! I'M ALREADY DEAF LADS, DO YOU REALLY GOT TO TAKE MY LIFE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?
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"Wanna shiver me timbers?" The musician emerged dramatically before bursting out into song.
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IYE, PLAY ME A SONG YA LOUSY CUNT, ONE THAT RHYMES!
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Yeah, Sing us a Vote ye scurvy bastard!
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I'm "knot" ready to lynch any of ye just yet. Aman, why d'ye think the fish be Aeon?
And: if that truly be what ye believe, why vote fer Playa instead?
Mighty sus-fish-us iffen yer ask me!
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Arr it be obvious! He's hoping the vote "tied" to save his own scaly fins! And force a revote! Let's not waste anymore time, lynch him now!
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I'm "knot" ready to lynch any of ye just yet. Aman, why d'ye think the fish be Aeon?
And: if that truly be what ye believe, why vote fer Playa instead?
Mighty sus-fish-us iffen yer ask me!
'E be the quickest ta vote, an we all know the first lyncher be bad (Ah mean, just be looking at the klu klux klan guys, ar?)
And ar, yeah, I'm keepin' the vote tied. Dinnae want to be killed yet, ar.
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"Yaarr!" He sings out. And begins singing about a hawk wanting to be a shark. And in the end it choked and but still hoped to become a hawk'shark.
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I'm purty sure your singing is bad enough to disqualify you as a Deep One.
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Aye, that it be.
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IYE, SO A MAN'S SINGING CAN KEEP HIM FROM SUSPICION, BUT ME DAMN EARS GOING DEAF OPENS ME UP FOR A LYNCH? THATS BLOODY RIDICULOUS!
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THIS STALEMATE ISN'T GETTING US ANYWHERE LADS!
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Who hasn't Voted yet?
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Who hasn't Voted yet?
Daed?
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Don't forget Seth.
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I be flounder-in' fer answers, mates. Yer votin' playa just cause he be loud? Yer votin' Aman because why?
I cast me vote fer Berka.
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Ye all are just mad, cause I was buckling me swash better than the lot O ya, during the battle!
And Imma telling you, this guy yelling louder than Godzilla roars, is a fish man!
It's torture technique he's using to get us fighting against each other.
We at least owe it to our ears to lynch him first I say!
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Now that me death dinnae be imminent, I dinnae tink killing playa be good. Mayhaps it be d? Hes been silent.
And we all know tat tight lips be sinkin' ships, aye? I tink tat was tha poster... Darn I be wishin' ye had wifi ere
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IYE, I'M AFRAID A VOTE FOR BERKA WONT DO US NO GOOD AT THIS POINT. WE'VE BEEN LOCKED IN FOR DAYS NOW, AT THIS POINT I SAY WE KILL THE SILENT ONE. HE'S BEEN SITTING BACK AND RELAXING WHILE THE REST OF US GO AGAINST EACH OTHER, TRYING TO GET US TO DO HIS OWN JOB FOR HIM.
Unvote: Aman
Vote: Daedalus
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Yar, I originally voted fer Aman because his knowledge of the future seemed mighty fishy. But silence is Fisher still!
Unvote A man
Vote daed
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All right loud guy, I'm with ya this round, - but only 'cause it wouldn't be tradition if'n we didn't all gang up on D and kill his character right out the gate haha! ;D
Unvote Playa
Vote Daedalus
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XD
unvote playa
#@LYNCH D
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The crew ties Daed up to a bunch of rocks and throws him overboard, sailing away!... Unfortunately, he was just a normal shantyman. (whether he was a good one or not is a matter of public opinion...) The fishman lurks among the crew still...
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D has 4 votes already
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Brave man to backsass the narrator haha! ;D
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D has 4 votes already
Yeah. I already knew that. ^.^ Non-threaded forums ftw.
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Brave man to backsass the narrator haha! ;D
Arg, what be a narrator! Fishy friends everywhere I tells ye!
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Okey, so doin' some basic arithmeticy, we got 5 people left, which means that each goodey got a 1/3 chance ta guess the killa'
That's math, for those who dinnae speak oldy.
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"We should call upon Odin's wisdom. We can't keep shipping in'cent men to Valhalla."
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Ain't none O us innocent n'more haha!
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Ain't none O us innocent n'more haha!
Aye... I guess ye be right!
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YARR LADS, THATS A SHAME. NOW THE FISH IS ONE MORE STEP CLOSER TO KILLIN OUR CAP!
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Yeah, knew all along it twernt D, but tradition is tradition after all.
So, I'm pretty sure the fishy one is still Playa. He was the second one to vote after all - and we all know the killer never votes first for fear O accidently choosing the Captain!
He was in a mighty hurry to jump in on the first vote!
Vote Playa
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Loud man is a fish
Keelhall the dirty flounder
Then drinks are on me!
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ye know, maybe ah should just git the screamer a muzzler. Tat may be best, aye?
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Rum all around!?
Vote Playa
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IYE, THAT'S SOME MIGHTY BULL OUT OF YA! YU JUST TIRED OF ME DAMN YELLING AND WE BOTH OUTTA KNOW IT! YOU WERE MIGHTY QUICK TO VOTE FOR ME EARLIER, AND NOW THAT YA GOT D OUTTA THE WAY, YOU'RE COMING FOR ME RIGHT AFTER! LOOK AT HIS BLOOD LUST YOU LANDLUBBERS, ITS OBVIOUS HES THE FISH!
vote: Berka
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Call me a fish all ya want, but landlubber is fighting words!
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Rum all around!?
Was in the mood for sake myself. Goes best with sushi! Which is what we'll have when we gut this sea monster among us har har!!!
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Yeah, knew all along it twernt D, but tradition is tradition after all.
So, I'm pretty sure the fishy one is still Playa. He was the second one to vote after all - and we all know the killer never votes first for fear O accidently choosing the Captain!
He was in a mighty hurry to jump in on the first vote!
Vote Playa
Ye be on't somethin' matey!
Who made the lynch 'gainst D o-fish-al?
That thar fella musta been dead certain D weren't th' cap'n.
Therefore, we kin be sure he's a guard!
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Ye be on't somethin' matey!
Who made the lynch 'gainst D o-fish-al?
That thar fella musta been dead certain D weren't th' cap'n.
Therefore, we kin be sure he's a guard!
IYE IYE LAD!
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Call me a fish all ya want, but landlubber is fighting words!
FIGHTIN?! I'M GONNA KILLHALL YA YOU BASTARD!
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Don't make me take off me eyepatch old man!!!
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AEON, IF A DRINK IS WHAT YOU SEEK, I'LL PROVIDE DRINKS ALL AROUND AS WELL ONCE WE CATCH THE FISH! IF YOU KILL ME, THE FISH WILL BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO KILLING OUR CAPTAIN! YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT, NOW WOULD YOU?
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Aye, a drink is a good thing, no one else is offering anything like that ya see! But yarg, I not be convinced you are not a fishy fish. Why ya still be screaming, it's almost like ye be trying to figure out how to control yer body! yarg
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HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA SAY MY BLOODY EARS NOT BE WORKING?
OOC: Its my condition guys... Just... Come on.
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OOC: Its my condition guys... Just... Come on.
OOC: Well, yeah, everyone is competing for top frijole.
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HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA SAY MY BLOODY EARS NOT BE WORKING?
OOC: Its my condition guys... Just... Come on.
ooc: no one likes caps :) lol
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OOC: I swear if Sent gets me killed for caps speak I'm calling shenanigans haha
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OOC: haha, that would be pretty terrible
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OOC: I swear if Sent gets me killed for caps speak I'm calling shenanigans haha
OOC: You should see what happens when I tell people to rhyme!
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"Roses are Red, Violets are B..." *SWAT!!!
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HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA SAY MY BLOODY EARS NOT BE WORKING?
OOC: Its my condition guys... Just... Come on.
YE WERE TRYIN' TA KILL ME FER BEIN' FUTURE TALKIN'!
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This particular situation reminds me of an ancient Nipponese Parable.
So, anyway, this Japanese guy's time is finally up and the Grim Reaper comes to collect him. The clever little Nip challenges the Grim Reaper to a game of chess - winner gets to keep the soul. The Reaper, being a good sport, accepts; and they play until the Reaper finally captures the man's king with his rook.
See? Don't you get it? It's exactly like the situation we're in now!
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Do ye mean shogi? [@Drak] ;D
Anyways, laddies, me thinks that tha' future be safer if we be killin' tis shoutin' scallywag.
#@playa988
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Shogi haha! Man that was the bomb haha! Classic!
But no, the moral my tale is...
'Always Rook Before You Reap!'
*Ba Dump Bump TISH!
;D
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THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU BLOODY FOOLS, QLL YOU MANAGED TO DO IS-
STAB STAB STAB
@Sethaniel
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Shogi haha! Man that was the bomb haha! Classic!
But no, the moral my tale is...
'Always Rook Before You Reap!'
*Ba Dump Bump TISH!
;D
XD oh man thats perfect.
And aye, lad, in tha' near future there be a final war, and the great commanda' will taunt tha' psycho wit a silly plot to kill ta godking (It was amazing)
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STAB STAB STAB
@Sethaniel
Is that a Vote for stabbing Sethaniel? Or are you just making a Point? XD
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THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD! THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE FISH PEOPLE!
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I take it you are the fish guy and that's your one shot assassination attempt then?
In which case - Get him boys!!! :D
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Through some magical magnificent miracle, Playa actually did correctly infer that Sethaniel was the cap'n!
As the Captain's corpse is thrown overboard, a maddening form leaps out of the water and devours it, then tentacles start furiously molesting the boat. The fish man, victory claimed, swims away as the merry band of pirates is devoured by the cuttlefish monster of L'yech!
Calculating frijoles...
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Firk ding blast! ;D
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The fish man, victory claimed, swims away...
Not enough votes to have lynched him first eh?
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Not enough votes to have lynched him first eh?
Ah, I didn't see that Aman's was left un-bolded. Everyone kills each other?
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AVAST!
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A virtual stab-fest haha! ;D
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AVAST!
That's the dilemma for this game. If you vote for the captain, guards assume you're the assassin. But if you don't, all the assassin has to do is wait & see who nobody votes for.
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Does it ever work to have one guard sacrifice himself to vote for the king in an attempt to draw out the real assassin?
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Aeon's post about who hadn't been talking was the first giveaway, then Seth remained quiet and didn't vote, almost as if he didn't wanna kill off one of his guards to make the odds more on favor of the true king being found. Gotta do better next time guys, I've been watching death note recently!
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Seth was quiet because his gimmick was hard!
And he didn't vote because the game was going pretty quick.
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FRIJOLES!
Daedalus was the Shantyman! It was his job to sing songs in order to keep morale and working rythm up. Therefore, he was awarded frijoles for every post that involved singing and rhyming!... Unfortunately, he seemed to be more of a morale detriment than anything, and was unjustly murdered before he could post again. He has been assigned to the fate of trailing behind Sethaniel with 2 FRIJOLES!
Sethaniel was the captain, and you see, once you get attacked by sushi monsters in some uncharted part of the ocean, you may start to feel a bit burnt out about this whole 'pirate captain' thing. Burnt out as he was, he planned on becoming a stand-up comedian when he reached land, and earned bonus frijoles for every post with puns in it!... Dedicated as he was, it was just too damn difficult to keep up with all those other posts. He has earned a grand-ass total of 6 FRIJOLES!
Berkazerka was secretly a Ninja, who had taken refuge as aboard the ship ever since the Pirate-Ninja wars of 1713. He earned Frijoles for every reference to Japan he could make, and through his fluent use of Engrish, puns, and a possible Naruto reference, he earned a grand total of 8 FRIJOLES!
Aeon Spiral was (not so) secretly a viking cleverly disguised as a pirate this entire time! He earned a frijole in every post where his viking heritage was referenced, and would have earned 10 points for every person he converted to paganism. After careful counting, he only managed 10 FRIJOLES, but is still well on his way to Feng-shui master!
Aman was secretly a time-traveler, who earned Frijoles for every anachronistic statement he made... This future knowledge did prove suspicious, but he managed to earn 12 FRIJOLES by flaunting scientific and cultural literacy beyond his time!
Playa had 28 FRIJOLES, if my fingers count right... The cannons left him partially deaf, so he had to yell in order to hear himself better. Which, in hindsight, isn't quite as difficult as all the shit everyone else was tasked with, but last time I tried it, it didn't seem so overpowered. That might've been because everyone instantly lynched Deadalus when he had it, but still!
We could have a loud debate about whose posts should be worth more or less since I forgot to balance it out with multiple-frijoles-per-post-type dealios.
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All right then, thanks for running this firecracker-short game haha! 8)
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It was fun! I'd love to play another! (Hint hint)
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Yes thank you. Arr
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It was fun.
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Seth was quiet because his gimmick was hard!
And he didn't vote because the game was going pretty quick.
Playa just got lucky then?
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Yep.
Lucky I was so easily swayed to knock off Daedalus (for the sake of tradition mind you), haha! :D