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Title: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Arthesul on January 17, 2015, 05:10:37 pm
The sun rises on the wine glass once more. Most Yeast cells would be asleep by this point, but not the ones here. It was a restless night in the glucose palace as the alcohol began closing in and the assassin roamed its halls...

Here, the eldritch god Anhueser Busch of Budweiser Brewing watches with baited breath. If one yeast cell is not killed, be it by assassination or by lynching, within 24 hourse of one another, the grape juice will wholly ferment and burn them all to death.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 17, 2015, 06:41:49 pm
Yo. Where's that suspicious Daedalus? He's like a wolf in a china shop or something.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 17, 2015, 06:45:22 pm
Just because i'm likely to vote on anyone i feel like while likely disregarding fact's... uh.. you may be right! :D
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 17, 2015, 06:56:11 pm
Duuuuuuude. So like, this means we're, like, starting? Radical maaaan.

We need to get this fermenting thang going so, like, dude. The big D is always a good target, but like, that's also bad because, like, what if he isn't the yeast killing guy dude? Soo weird maaaaan.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 18, 2015, 07:45:26 am
Hey man, this is our survival we're talking about! - I know i've made a bad choice or two... but hey, havnt we all?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 18, 2015, 10:53:56 am
I suppose... Making bad choices is like choosing to see what it tastes like, before giving it a whiff first.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 18, 2015, 11:52:49 am
Taking a whiff us teh best part maaaan. That was some strange brew...

So like, wha now? We need some discussion up here brah.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 18, 2015, 03:21:17 pm
And let me start by being the voice of reason!

I'd say, for better or worse that we start with voting out the inactives ones... or perhaps we sit and wait for them to show up while our very essence is being torn away from us? Harmageddon is upon us brothers and sisters. I say we each stand up, make our voice heard. This judgement day shall not claim us! Ragnarök shall wait!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 18, 2015, 06:00:58 pm
Hmm, I wish Drak were here, he could tell up logically who is most acting like the assassin at any given time haha!

But anyway, where's Aman-do and Sonemine-imus?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Sonemine on January 19, 2015, 04:31:35 am
And did those yeast cells sit impatiently,
Amongst themselves they spoke of lynching.
But why, o why, are absentees
More deserving of death; no pause for thinking?

Leaping across the webs of the world,
Appeared an apparition wise and bald.
Magic captivating and wondrous was hurled,
And lost was I in the tales he told.

Late into the night, I listened and wept.
My intention, I assure, was not to cause fuss.
No excuse have I to say but I slept.
I urge you all, beware of Daedalus.

The voice of reason
He claims to be,
But the voice of treason
Is he, one can see.

Vote: Daedalus
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 19, 2015, 06:55:32 am
Rhyming? Are you trying to get lynched haha!

Your words are like a sonnet of bees in a bonnet. (Meaning they are like a buzzing cacophony of painful stings in my ears!)

What say the Aman-innator?

Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Arthesul on January 19, 2015, 08:45:20 am
 Alcohol, that deadly chemical looms overhead threateningly. It seems almost as if the only reason it didn't swallow them all was because the outside forces influencing the glass were gone for most of yesterday.
(Length extended to 3 days between kills)
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 19, 2015, 12:48:57 pm
*shiver

"I get this weird looming feeling!"
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 19, 2015, 01:10:55 pm
Well shiver me timbers.

Harmageddon is running late. I.. dont know what to do.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 19, 2015, 05:02:54 pm
I must profess my deepest apologies for my term of dumbness, my dear sirs.Thou holiest elder guard hath resumed control over ye olde blubbering mouth of his.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 19, 2015, 05:59:28 pm
Wha?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 19, 2015, 06:00:57 pm
I agree with above statement.

Wha?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 19, 2015, 06:03:15 pm
Did I not speaketh properly?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 19, 2015, 06:48:59 pm
You spoketh like a Harley on a bad stretcheth of roadeth.  ;D
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 19, 2015, 06:55:37 pm
I dinnae knowth what ye be referring to, but I suppose I must reaffirm my words. In the common tongue, I believth the proper term beist "sorry I was silent guyz"
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Sonemine on January 20, 2015, 08:59:54 am
Gentlemen, we must make haste,
For above us looms baleful alcohol.
A fate awaits to end us as paste;
To waste time would be our downfall.

Abold a name to cast a vote;
Vote: Daedalus, like so.
Whosoever's name you wrote
Is deemed enemy and must go.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 20, 2015, 10:04:40 am
So like. Duuuuudes.
Berka brought attention to Daedalus, but hasn't voted for anyone.
Daedalus has been trying to act reasonable for once (though just saying rather generic 'vote for the inactive stuff.)
Tev is voting to lynch Daedalus.
Aman has been apologizingZzzz

So, I think Tev is being most suspicious right now, like, maaaaaaan. That dude is out for the D.
Vote: Sonemine (but I'm not really sure so I can be convinced or whatever, I dunno. We totally like, need discussion or something.)
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 20, 2015, 10:21:43 am
I know that its not md, and i know that it is not the king.

Out of all of us, i'd say Sonemine has been the most suspicious out of us all. I may be wrong.... but wth.


vote: Sonemine
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 20, 2015, 11:24:23 am
D duuuuude. Now I'm suspecting youuuu :P (like, why didn't you vote Sonemine before me? You just jumped the band wagon like, like a evil yeasty thingy)
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 20, 2015, 11:32:42 am
I can yell out the name of the king if you want. Im just trying to protect myself.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Sonemine on January 20, 2015, 12:28:56 pm
While we are gatherd in these halls here,
Our only a path to slay foes untold,
You find my behaviour a little queer?
Did not you receive tasks for frijoles?

Daed'lus pressed us - inactives be killed.
But no reason is there in such a claim.
Your collective mindset has left me a-chilled.
Why the necessity to to do others defame?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 20, 2015, 12:47:42 pm


I can yell out the name of the king if you want. Im just trying to protect myself.

That's preposperous! Absolutely absurd! Thou speaketh as tho betraying the king is the norm! Revealing the king would be death to us guards, ye damnest fool! Who cares about us guards, our lives be fer ye grand king!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 01:01:23 pm
The Daedalus hop waivers back and forth like a chicken trying to follow a squirrel across the road.

I do find him most suspicious now. And threatening to save his own hide by revealing the king! For shame!

Though... I hate to see poor D booted first all the time. I doubt that such a lofty position as assassin or king would be his due to this little tendency.

So I Vote to Lynch: Sonemine
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Arthesul on January 20, 2015, 01:01:24 pm
The tense eyes of the brewer glare impatiently at the wine glass. If a yeast's cytoplasm is not spilt by tomorrow morning, everyone will die.


Just when Anhueser was thinking about enacting his rage early, he smelled the sweet smell of sacrifice! The yeast cells gathered around Sonemine and engulfed him to death, and then excreted her base materials. But when they    looked at his genetic coding, they found no insanity secquence... It was a shame, she had such a life ahead of him, and so many division cycles left....

Sonemine was a guard!


And with that, the alcoholic clouds retreat, to loom ominously another day.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 20, 2015, 01:13:34 pm
Damn it! Why did it act so irrational.

There is but one person here i trust, and if we all be damned without him, i will do whatever it takes to make sure it lives!

Oh and i said a glass of juice, not gas the jews.(sorry, i couldent resist putting that in there)
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 01:15:40 pm
>.> Daedalus, what have you done?!? I trusted you!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 01:17:07 pm
"Gas and Jews"? XD
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 20, 2015, 01:23:26 pm
I did the rational and acted to vote out the irrational.

I am but a poor guard that wants nothing but to survive! The maniac yeast is not me. That gives us approximately 1/3 of a chance to survive this night...

People! We will survive this! This is good odds!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 01:52:59 pm
Wait... You're saying 2/3 chance to be horrifyingly mangled into oozing goo is good odds?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 20, 2015, 02:17:42 pm
Yes. It could be worse.

I could have been blown out from a spaceship, devoured by my best friend,  killed by two friends for doing what i perceived was right. Torn apart by vampires,  killed by a fat ugly guy while said fat ugly torched a few houses.

Why do i get a deja vu feeling after rambling up random events? Weird...
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 20, 2015, 02:26:34 pm
Damn. Duuuude, D, the ideal thing for a guard is to save the king, not himself....

So like, that leaves Daed, Berka, and Aman on my suspicious list. Aman never voted, so he's either a really cautious assassin or a guard who's negligent (or also really cautious).

Argh. Berka had the killing vote, but Daed immediately followed up after me. And we can't rule Aman out...
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 02:44:14 pm
Don't forget to add that tans guy to your list.  XD
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 20, 2015, 02:50:19 pm
I did not want to throw out a vote first, since i do often tend to get voted out first.

Besides, my plan was to vote for either Aman or Sonemine since they were both not here during the first day. All guards have 2 people on their suspicious people that could be assassins list.

Now, a message for the king and remaining guards.

I ask that you trust me. Trust that i am not the assassin. If you can do that, it improves the odds of survival of our people! Vote smart! Vote for our survival! Exploit the fact that we know who the king is! We need to gather a conse sus on who'm to vote out!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 02:50:58 pm
Methinks Tans and Aman are colluding like that Wiley Assassin Briar Rose did with those other, to remain nameless, cads!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 20, 2015, 04:07:44 pm
Me thinketh ye be claiming we be cheating! How dare th thou!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 05:23:17 pm
Me thinketh ye be claiming we be cheating! How dare th thou!

Then PM me and prove it!  ;D  ;)
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 20, 2015, 05:25:38 pm
Wait, we're allowed to PM?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 05:26:25 pm
So anyway, Daed, Aman and Berka are on my suspicious list.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 05:26:56 pm
Wait, we're allowed to PM?

What? No way ya big CHEATAR!  ;D
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 05:29:01 pm
Seriously, though - it was a Joke.

No PMing of course. That's what happened in the infamous assassins in the palace game that helped spawn the Mustache/Penguin wars.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 20, 2015, 05:30:00 pm
Did you just put yourself and not Tan on your suspicious list?

Clever fiend. I think you might be assassin, trying to figure out who the king is! You're number one on my suspicion list!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 20, 2015, 05:45:06 pm
Seriously, though - it was a Joke.

No PMing of course. That's what happened in the infamous assassins in the palace game that helped spawn the Mustache/Penguin wars.
Twas rife with cheating and nefarious plottings.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 07:20:31 pm
Did you just put yourself and not Tan on your suspicious list?

Clever fiend. I think you might be assassin, trying to figure out who the king is! You're number one on my suspicion list!

Silly Daedalus, I already know who the King is  ;D
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2015, 07:24:46 pm
So who all is left? Just four of us? If so, where does D's 1/3 come from?  :P
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 20, 2015, 07:35:56 pm
So who all is left? Just four of us? If so, where does D's 1/3 come from?  :P
He's excluding the evil yeasty guy maaaaan.

D's being pretty suspicious, I'd say. But if we're wrong... Ugh.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 20, 2015, 07:38:46 pm
No. Im excluding the king, which 3/4 of us know whom it is.

And if i can get you to believe il not the assassin, that makes it 50%.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 06:41:18 am
Well... D got his free round at least. But wouldn't that boggle the mind if D was the killer? Sort of like payback for all the crap we've given his characters over the year(s).  XD
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 06:46:28 am
And speaking of frejoles (or tacos or whatevers) they're harder to earn around here than pulling teeth from a sprocket.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 06:46:55 am
(I am determined to at least go out with the most of them.)  ;D
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 08:56:54 am
Ye olde spammer!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 08:57:15 am
Thou spams to gain frijoles!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 08:58:04 am
Dost thou even know what a frojle is?! (Cus I don't)
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Arthesul on January 21, 2015, 09:04:44 am
Frijoles are well-known for being losenge-shaped seeds made of solid gold.

But these aren't just any frijoles, Aman. These are bonus frijoles.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 09:30:09 am
Never!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 09:34:07 am
And I would add 'Mustache' just for good measure!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 09:34:58 am
What?!?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 09:35:35 am
I thought Frijoles came in a can. And wouldn't that be awesome! Spam for Frejoles haha!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 09:36:20 am
Actually, no... it wouldn't. There would be way too many meaningless posts for that.

Sort of like how beavers can't smell square things.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 21, 2015, 09:48:06 am
Duuuuude. So, like, spam? Not cool bro
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 21, 2015, 09:48:29 am
Not cool at all, dood.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 10:31:55 am
Spam is like putting too much oregano in your socks.

So, anyway Tans, what's your new Suspicion Level Evaluation (since you are our default 'Drakilian' by proxy) haha!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 12:33:05 pm
Psst! Aman. I think D is asleep. Let's poke him with a stick.

*poke
*poke
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 12:54:40 pm
*poke
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 01:36:19 pm
*prod
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 01:37:13 pm
*SNERK!

Crap! Lost my stick!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 01:47:26 pm
Here be ye olden stick of the roundeth table.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 01:48:05 pm
It poketh wit the best of them
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 02:06:58 pm
Thank you my good man!

*poke / SNAPETH!!!

Dang it! XD
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 02:09:42 pm
For sooth! Ye broketh lancelot's pointed stick! Ye fiend!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 21, 2015, 02:20:27 pm
None of us near Drakilian with logicality XD
Daedalus seems to be taking this way more seriously than he usually would (beep beep beep). Could mean he's trying to do really well this round as an assassin.
Aman and Berka are both just screwing around and are like, kinda being unhelpful (medium beep) (<2 u guyz but yeah) XD
I know what I am (??? Beep).

So like, maan, if I'm wrong we're doomed, but on basis that Daedalus is being the voice of reason here I say we lynch that guy out, brah
Vote: Daedalus
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 02:22:12 pm
For sooth! Ye broketh lancelot's pointed stick! Ye fiend!

Not me! It was D's head!  ;D
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 02:25:58 pm
OK, that's pretty good for non-Drakilian Logic haha!

Hope we're right! 50/50 chance for the assassin if we're wrong...

Vote Daedalus!

*pokity poke poke!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 02:28:48 pm
Forsooth bandwagoning!
#Vote Daedalus
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 02:30:52 pm
#bandwagoningforthewin!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 21, 2015, 02:51:05 pm
Sigh. Going to go gandalf on your asses.

FLY, YOU FOOLS!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 21, 2015, 03:25:38 pm
Oh, and you've succesfully doomed yourself.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Arthesul on January 21, 2015, 06:50:50 pm
Daedalus seems pretty resigned about his fate as everyone else engulfs and digests him... But then they found that Daedalus wasn't the insane yeast either! And he only had two frijoles! OH, WHY DOES FATE HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL!? WHY!?

Daedalus was a guard.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 07:13:46 pm
Umm, ye olde vote for Berkazerka? >_> <_<
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 21, 2015, 07:16:02 pm
... Yeah,  it's down to Aman and Berka, and Berka was the one who helped kill Sonemine, so I'll go with him XD
Vote: BerkaZerka
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 07:30:30 pm
Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!  Yes, I am the fiendish Assassin! And I backstab Tans!  ;D

*stab stab stab
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Tanstaafl on January 21, 2015, 07:32:58 pm
Dood, like, I trusted you!
*GEARGHY
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 07:33:18 pm
Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!  Yes, I am the fiendish Assassin! And I backstab Tans!  ;D

*stab stab stab

LOCK!

Yay we still win! Suck it!  :D
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 07:40:13 pm
 #bestkingever ;D
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2015, 07:43:31 pm
^Such a cheater!  ::)
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 07:44:19 pm
Me, cheat? Arest thou mad!?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Arthesul on January 21, 2015, 08:36:46 pm
And as Berkazerka expelled all of his digestive enzymes onto Tans, who slowly disintergrated into a bloody molecular mess, he found that Tans was, in fact, a guard. But holy shit, he was close to getting the king.

Thanks to the fact that no one thought to consult a mystic yeast to tell them which ones of them were bitter enemies in a past life, no one thought to think that the one that called itself Berka would have anything to do with the aspiring assassin.

The kingdom lived and prospered for many days before being poured into a barrel and expanding into a massive, barrel-sized empire, where it fell (after 100 years) and was later served at passover by Mel Brooks himself.

FRIJOLE TIME!

Sonemine comes in last, I'm afraid. She definitely did speak differently, but by jove, I told her to speak like a bally 18th century englishman!... My, my, I might have meant 19th, but I guess she got Shakespeare's voice down to some degree, what with the iamic pentameter/sonnet thing... I'm not sure, perhaps she does indeed earn a(n ethically questionable) 6 Frijoles instead of 0. +1 repairation because I was being a dunce

In that case, Daedalus would be last. I TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULD YELL THINGS, AND EMPHASIZE THEM WITH CAPITALS, BUT HE ONLY YELLED ONCE, GAGDABBIT! Only 2 frijoles for you, sir!

Berkazerka received points every time he used a weird interjection or an unorthodox simile. And, by kringle, it looks like he picked up first place faster than an energizer bunny in a meth lab! But his 24 frijoles only got him so far, and he is presently in third place.

Tanstaafl, was like, really cool throughout this whole game, man. He made Berka look totally square with his 28 frijole score. I think, like, he's in second.

...It doth seem that Aman himself, with his olde English Speakerie, did by far outdoeth even the worthy knave Tanstaafl, with 32 frijoles! Aman is indeed the winner of this frijole contest! (And, by sheer coincidence, the only survivor at the end of the game.)
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 21, 2015, 08:48:46 pm
Sucketh iteth bitches!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Daedalus on January 21, 2015, 08:50:19 pm
Dang, i totally missed the fact i had to do that.


CATS!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Sonemine on January 22, 2015, 02:19:35 am
But... I looked up 18th century literature and I was trying to copy the style of one of the poets! I was trying not to be like Shakespeare by not including words like 'thou' and 'art'.

And just FYI I'm male.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 22, 2015, 06:36:56 am
How does Aman even come close, with like a grand total of three post the entire game?!? :P

We was robbed!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 22, 2015, 07:50:05 am
How does Aman even come close, with like a grand total of three post the entire game?!? :P

We was robbed!
XD
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 22, 2015, 08:30:59 am
I'm cashing-out all my frijoles and investing in corn husks from now on! >.<
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 22, 2015, 08:31:31 am
NO FAIR
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 22, 2015, 08:34:56 am
Yes, the Fair. It's where I get all my corn husks.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 22, 2015, 08:36:14 am
Can i haz buy corn husks? I'll trade you 20 frojles for a corn husk!
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 22, 2015, 08:40:03 am
I suppose that's fair. (if you'll pardon the corny pun)  XD
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 22, 2015, 08:47:14 am
I suppose that's fair. (if you'll pardon the corny pun)  XD

I... I do not pardon that pun.  >:(
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 22, 2015, 09:32:51 am
It's funny, 'cause it was two puns in one! ;D
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Arthesul on January 22, 2015, 11:02:29 am
Pff, that's far from fair! One Frijole is easily worth 20 corn husks!

All three of those 1000 bonus frijole questions buried somewhere would have bought you 20,000 each! That's, like, 60,000 corn husks. What could you possibly do with all those corn husks!? What would you want with them!?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 22, 2015, 12:05:07 pm
Would you believe ... as a carbon-neutral energy source?
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Arthesul on January 22, 2015, 12:13:52 pm
But, you could be spending your frijoles on building a windmill, though.
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Not Aman on January 22, 2015, 01:28:07 pm
Sent, your quote is phenomenal
Title: Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
Post by: Arthesul on January 22, 2015, 01:42:53 pm
The world of ye olden stick will remain here until it achieves its rightful place on Madbrad's wall of fame. Which, if it became famous enough that Madbrad actually came back on and put it up there, would make it mainstream enough for me to have taken it down and put something different up ages ago. *adjusts thick-rimmed glasses and sips Pabst Blue Ribbon*