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Title: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 16, 2014, 11:08:09 pm
Alien in the Congress!

Basics: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Assassin_in_the_Palace (http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Assassin_in_the_Palace)

A shapeshifting Martian has infiltrated the government, and the President's life is in danger! The Cabinet Members are unsure who to trust, and they move with the President to the lounge, where the secret board meetings take place. The doors are locked, the Alien is among them, and if It isn't killed soon, then the President will be killed and the next president could hire someone else in their place! (And, perhaps, the Martians might try to conquer the nation during the confusion and chaos, but whatever)

1 Alien- This devious shapeshifter from Mars has one shot (literally-- his laser pistol has one charge left) to assassinate the President. He can do this at any point during the game, even right before he is lynched. One shot, remember.

1 President- Without him, the nation will fall (or prosper, who knows?) His goal is to to simply survive the assassination attempt.

6 Cabinet Members - Job is to protect the President at all costs, you all are willing to put your lives on the line to protect him. They all know who the president is, but they don't know which of them to trust, and they can't expose the President's identity to the Alien! And so, they need find the Alien before it's too late...

Not only that, but the protesting rednecks outside are crying revolution, so they need to lynch the Alien ASAP!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 16, 2014, 11:08:47 pm
Players:
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Aeon_Spiral

Aman

BerkaZerka

Cool74

Daedalus

Drakilian

Galobbter

xt1000305
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5 votes needed to lynch, must be in bold. Votes should be done like so:
Vote: Bob

Change Votes like this:
CHANGE-VOTE: Bob Frank

Any further questions/clarifications should be done in the interest thread or PMs. I think that's it, thanks! (If I forgot to put something in, please note it in the Interest thread especially :))

This is a nightless mafia game, so the only thing I do is write the lynchings or kill off a player who doesn't show. Good luck Cabinet Members!

Ah yes, NO PMING BETWEEN PLAYERS! Thanks.
(Start haha)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Galobtter on February 16, 2014, 11:16:04 pm
Let's kill Aeon! Look at his profile! Japanese are aliens, right?
Vote: Aeon
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 16, 2014, 11:17:58 pm
Lets hold off on Lynching, Indian/Gorrila Cabinet Member Galo.

My mustache needs some waxing, and for some odd reason, I seem to remember something eerily similar to this in a past life.. Odd
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 16, 2014, 11:30:06 pm
"Seeing as we dont have much chanse of surviving this after all... how about a toast to our greatness?" He held up a bottle of scotch.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 16, 2014, 11:36:38 pm
Hmmm Gorilla boy seems overly eager. Keep it in your pants sir.

Now where were we? Someone mentioned scotch....
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 16, 2014, 11:37:51 pm
I support nuking mars. Twice.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 16, 2014, 11:39:27 pm
I support nuking mars. Twice.
"Nuking mars.. Bah. We dont have enough nukes in this world to nuke mars. Unless we nuke it like they did in that movie.... armageddon." He replies.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 16, 2014, 11:39:57 pm
I support nuking mars. Twice.

seems kinda silly the martians tunneled from so deep under their planet just to try to take over ours. Well I guess we have to lynch someone dont we?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 16, 2014, 11:41:40 pm
seems kinda silly the martians tunneled from so deep under their planet just to try to take over ours. Well I guess we have to lynch someone dont we?
"I agree dear sir. Now the question is, who do we lynch?" He asked, pouring up some vintage scotch for him.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 16, 2014, 11:43:16 pm
"Nuking mars.. Bah. We dont have enough nukes in this world to nuke mars. Unless we nuke it like they did in that movie.... armageddon." He replies.

Nukes always, always, work.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 16, 2014, 11:44:52 pm
Sooo.... we should nuke all of us?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 16, 2014, 11:51:33 pm
'Nuking everyone would kill the Martian... But the President would die too! We can't kill the one who pays us! If we do, who's gonna pay us?'
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 16, 2014, 11:53:29 pm
'Nuking everyone would kill the Martian... But the President would die too! We can't kill the one who pays us! If we do, who's gonna pay us?'

no one... you'd be dead
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 16, 2014, 11:56:35 pm
Nukes always, always, work.
Then let me put it this way, so your inferior mind can understand. Put a firecracker on the Palm of your hand and you get some burns... But put the firecracker in a closed fist, and boom you got no hand. It Would take way to much time to drill a hole on mars, we need to take action right now. The only question is, who?"
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 16, 2014, 11:57:26 pm
Then let me put it this way, so your inferior mind can understand. Put a firecracker on the Palm of your hand and you get some burns... But put the firecracker in a closed fist, and boom you got no hand. It Would take way to much time to drill a hole on mars, we need to take action right now. The only question is, who?"
Who?
Nuke 'em.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 16, 2014, 11:59:45 pm
So, I have inside information that Bob or Frank is the Martian. Any Bobs or Franks here?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 17, 2014, 12:00:26 am
Then let me put it this way, so your inferior mind can understand. Put a firecracker on the Palm of your hand and you get some burns... But put the firecracker in a closed fist, and boom you got no hand. It Would take way to much time to drill a hole on mars, we need to take action right now. The only question is, who?"

how do yo uknow how much time it would take to drill a hole on Mars? ALIEN! Lynch: Daedalus
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 12:03:09 am
how do yo uknow how much time it would take to drill a hole on Mars? ALIEN! Lynch: Daedalus
"It's A gigantic planet, we dont know much about it and it takes about a year to even get there. Need i say
 More?" He replied, taking a zip from his scotch.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 12:08:45 am
Screw nukes! I say that we use antimatter charges, that shit blows up everything
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: cool74 on February 17, 2014, 12:15:07 am
Or we could do our jobs and kill the alien in our midst.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 12:23:02 am
Or we could do our jobs and kill the alien in our midst.

Why just kill one alien when you can kill all the aliens?

*Says the guy wearing an I <3 xenophobia t-shirt
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 12:26:24 am
"Besides! It's the perfect way to weed out the assassin! What idiot would vote to destroy his own planet and population with anti-matter nukes? This is the perfect plan!"

Vote: Nuke Mars

OOC: I really, really want this to be a viable way to win the game XD
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 17, 2014, 12:27:58 am
Chnage Vote: Daedalus NUKE MARS

if we threaten their homeworld they are sure to show themselves to prevent it.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 17, 2014, 12:28:51 am
Fark yeah!

Vote: Nuke mars

(OOC: lol, the assasintion is no longer for conquest but it'll be for vengeance. XD)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 12:29:32 am
(OOC: lol, the assasintion is no longer for conquest but it'll be for vengeance. XD)

OOC: Nah, most people would sacrifice themselves to stop the nuking of their entire species.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 12:35:08 am
"Thats what you're voting for? Nuking mars? Thats going to be some reaaaaaally expensive firework."

vote: nuke mars
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 17, 2014, 12:38:07 am
*THUMP
Crashes are heard. Cusses, crashes, bear spills are seeping under the locked, splintering doors. This is when the Cabinet Members must realise that even if Mars is nuked, and the Alien is found out, the Rednecks protesting outside can break through any moment. And the rednecks are WAY more dangerous than the Martian, ohh yes, and shall break and enter when the Powers That Be feel like it  if they take too much time without results (the nuke will reach in several days, so yeah), and the rednecks will barge in and kill the President; then the Cabinet Members will lose their jobs for sure. The only way to stop the incoming onslaught of Rednecks, is to successfully lynch the Alien with the president alive! and Broadcast it. (Yes, the lounge has that kind of equipment)

Your call guys, your call.

*Ahem
1 vote for Aeon_Spiral
4 votes for Nuking Mars.

As for the Powers That Be, we shall sleep now, play nice ;)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 12:42:09 am
Vote: Nuke Mars Nuke rednecks, THEN Mars
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 17, 2014, 12:42:46 am
Vote: Nuke Mars Nuke rednecks, THEN Mars

That would end up hitting us, you fool! XD

Damn these rednecks, they annoy my mustache
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 12:44:12 am
Vote: Nuke Mars Nuke rednecks, THEN Mars Get Aman's mustache to strangle the rednecks to death while nuking mars
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 12:47:00 am
Our productivity is astounding.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 17, 2014, 12:47:55 am
Quickly men! Pile a bunch of shit in front of the doors. We must Nuke a potentially life bearing planet!

Aeon moves from his seat and begins tossing stacks of papers and chairs in front of the door.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 17, 2014, 12:51:55 am
Our productivity is astounding.

OOC: Best game of mafia ever?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 17, 2014, 01:12:00 am
VOTE: NUKE MARS
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 01:27:57 am
"Eh, screw it."

VOTE CHANGE: Nuke marsDrakilian
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Galobtter on February 17, 2014, 02:20:42 am
Change Vote: Aeon Aman
He wants to distract us from our mission by making us want to nuke mars! And mustache
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 17, 2014, 11:12:11 am
Lol.

But, it's rather annoying. My mustache doesn't like red necks. We need to lynch someone, though.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 17, 2014, 11:20:01 am
Lol.

But, it's rather annoying. My mustache doesn't like red necks. We need to lynch someone, though.

Alright alright. We need to lynch someone, so let that someone be YOU!

Vote Change:NUKEMARS AMAN
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 17, 2014, 11:28:02 am
No no no we need to Nuke mars! And block this door before the rednecks get in! Quickly you fools!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: cool74 on February 17, 2014, 12:32:50 pm
My guess right now is Aman but I really think it is Xt. Decisions Decisions...

Vote Aman
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 17, 2014, 02:04:23 pm
"Fools!" a voice scolds loudly from the corner chair. It is an older gentleman with side burns down to his shoulders.

"I have known Colonel Aman de Haversham the Third since he was but a Cadet. And I can tell you with some authority, that no martian scum could ever duplicate the magnificence of his stachi-tude!"

Then glaring at Daedalus, he finishes - "The one pointing the finger the hardest is the real Alien among us (and I'm not just saying that because he's from Mexico)!"

Vote: Daedalus!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 17, 2014, 02:06:15 pm
Haversham?

XD
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 17, 2014, 02:09:17 pm
The Third  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 02:11:10 pm
"Or Perhaps you are the Green little martian mr curry-beard?" He asked, while staring at his bottle of scotch...

"Which One of you wanna-be rednecks drack my whiskey?" He asks with a stern look to the company.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 17, 2014, 02:14:36 pm
"Bah!"
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 17, 2014, 02:32:34 pm
"Bah!"

"Wah!"
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 02:40:45 pm
"Wah!"
"Bah, you two are clearly plotting something... I vote to kill Amans mustasche!"

VOTE CHANGE: NUKE MARS DRAKILIAN AMAN
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 17, 2014, 02:42:34 pm
Not my mustache!

And if I was plotting something with Berka, wouldn't that mean that I'm not the assasin?

Odd.

VOTE: DAEDALUS
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 02:45:59 pm
Not my mustache!

And if I was plotting something with Berka, wouldn't that mean that I'm not the assasin?

Odd.

VOTE: DAEDALUS
"Or that you are cheating via whispers! (Pm)" he shouted back, pointing like mad at AMAN.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 17, 2014, 03:18:41 pm
"Or that you are cheating via whispers! (Pm)" he shouted back, pointing like mad at AMAN.

"See? There goes that mad martian pointing again!"
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 04:22:32 pm
"See? There goes that mad martian pointing again!"

"Everyone point fingers, and im mad that someone of you drank my premium scotch!" He replied.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 04:30:22 pm
(Sorry about this bud)

Change vote: AMAN and then nuke mars anyways

Call it a hunch, call it a stupid decision, but, well... It's time.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 17, 2014, 04:32:20 pm
Morons. Ugh. Now I don't have a job.

*gets attacked by everyone
*dies
*is cabinet member
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 17, 2014, 04:35:14 pm
Also, Cov is king
:p

Fool! Cov is not a player in this game!

-Drak

Oh wait, was that the joke? Oh... :3

>_>
<_<
Cov was king last time, FOOL
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 17, 2014, 04:47:09 pm
Alright, 5 votes for Aman!

As the Cabinet members grab their tax-reuturns to beat Aman into submission, he shouts at the top of his lungs, "You got the wrong guy! . Indeed, he was a Cabinet Member,

He yells out to the horizon, "I didn't even do anything suspicious you dunces!" And his glorious 'stache slithers down his chin, down to the floor, up the counter and down the sink. *bloop bloop.
Yeah, it's clogged now :P
"Long Live the Pres-man!"
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7 Players left! 4 Votes needed to lynch, the Alien has one less person to worry about haha!
GO!, the Rednecks are still banging  8)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 04:50:41 pm
Damn, should have voted for XT (or Aeon).

Hmmm... Well, I wanted to say that it could be XT because he hasn't posted much here, but it could also be because XT is rarely on when we are.

Aeon has been busy lately...

Okay then

Vote: Cool
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 17, 2014, 04:57:51 pm
"What? Are we going to let that Martian Scum (Daedalus) get away with this? He set up poor Colonel Haversham! Not to mention the sink is now clogged..."

Vote: Daedalus (again)  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: cool74 on February 17, 2014, 05:06:06 pm


7 Players left! 4 Votes needed to lynch, the Alien has one less person to worry about haha!
GO!, the Rednecks are still banging  8)

OOC There cousins, right? ;D

Well I really think it is XT but somehow I have been singled out by Drak. Something tells me that he is the alien but BZ is obviously trying to kill Daedlus so who to believe who to trust and who to lynch. Aeon has also been suspiciously quiet. I think we should kill Daedlus.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 05:15:09 pm
"What? Im one of the few not throwing out random accusations, i say Bz, (perhaps drak) or Aeon might be the assassin... And i agree with both Cool and Draks logic on Xt, i think he might be the assassin but i dont really know... But for now... WHO THE HELL DRANK MY SCOTCH?" He shouts the last part for effect.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 17, 2014, 07:40:38 pm
Of the two of us - Me and Daedalus, only one of us was WRONG about Aman AND got him killed FOR NOTHING.

Chew on that if you will...  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 07:47:22 pm
"I'm not smart enough to out-argue BZ so i'll just say this, think hard on who you vote on and vote on the person that you think might be the assassin." He replied.

VOTE: COOL74
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 07:55:20 pm
Going on the record, if it's not Cool then it's definitely Daedalus.

If it's neither of those, well, then shit.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 07:59:09 pm
Here i try to actually play sensibly for once. And this is what happens. Screw it im going back to random.
VOTE CHANGE: COOL74  DRAKILIAN
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 17, 2014, 08:15:48 pm
You should take a few Levels of Shaman while you're at it Daedalus haha!   :D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 08:17:12 pm
You sure you want fireballs randomly appearing at wherever you and Drakilian is located?  ;)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 17, 2014, 08:53:42 pm
"You fools you killed the wrong guy. Told you to nuke Mars... Why has no one helped me barricade the door?? Oh Well. Vote: XT. The dudes name sounds like a cyborg anyhow.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 17, 2014, 09:04:15 pm
"You fools you killed the wrong guy. Told you to nuke Mars... Why has no one helped me barricade the door?? Oh Well. Vote: XT. The dudes name sounds like a cyborg anyhow.

Hey Hey Hey! I'm one of you guys! I just thought that Aman might be the Martian because he's always the bad guy when we play 'Mafia'! I'm sorry Aman! May your mustached soul rest in peace!

VOTE: Daedalus

Well buddy, you killed off one Cabinet member, so maybe YOU are the Martian!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: cool74 on February 17, 2014, 09:42:35 pm
I hope this is the right choice.
Vote Daedulous
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 09:56:55 pm
Hey Hey Hey! I'm one of you guys! I just thought that Aman might be the Martian because he's always the bad guy when we play 'Mafia'! I'm sorry Aman! May your mustached soul rest in peace!

VOTE: Daedalus

Well buddy, you killed off one Cabinet member, so maybe YOU are the Martian!

Why do you people Justify that i killes him? Did you forget that it took 5 people to vote? I was not alone in believing that Aman was the marsian...
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 17, 2014, 10:19:30 pm
Why do you people Justify that i killes him? Did you forget that it took 5 people to vote? I was not alone in believing that Aman was the marsian...

But... but you started it!

*Sniff sniff*
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 10:26:22 pm
But... but you started it!

*Sniff sniff*
I didnt start the voting on Aman nor was it my vote that got him killed.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 17, 2014, 10:42:30 pm
I didnt start the voting on Aman nor was it my vote that got him killed.

Oh. It was Galo who started on Aman. But you were second. We'll lynch him after you if it makes you feel better and if you aren't the Martian
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Galobtter on February 17, 2014, 11:02:13 pm
Vote: Daedulus
It's HIM.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 17, 2014, 11:28:48 pm
"Hmm.. that makes four. Oh well, this little game was fun as long it lasted, see those rednecks out there? they will get you all." He said, before slowly making his way to Berkazerka, then he pulls out his lasergun and blasts his penguinhead head off.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 17, 2014, 11:30:23 pm
A booming voice declares,

"I'm tired, I'll update tomorrow"
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 11:57:28 pm
"Hmm.. that makes four. Oh well, this little game was fun as long it lasted, see those rednecks out there? they will get you all." He said, before slowly making his way to Berkazerka, then he pulls out his lasergun and blasts his penguinhead head off.

Oh, so you really were the assassin eh?

That was a quick game XD
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 17, 2014, 11:57:56 pm
"Hmm.. that makes four. Oh well, this little game was fun as long it lasted, see those rednecks out there? they will get you all." He said, before slowly making his way to Berkazerka, then he pulls out his lasergun and blasts his penguinhead head off.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the Penguin too!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 18, 2014, 12:04:45 am
Oh, so you really were the assassin eh?

That was a quick game XD
Yeah, a bit too quick^^ Hmm.. what gave me away though?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 18, 2014, 12:10:30 am
muahahaha Daed.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 18, 2014, 12:17:19 am
Yeah, a bit too quick^^ Hmm.. what gave me away though?

Nothing really. It was just that someone decide to vote you and I thought it would be acceptable to try and see if you were the Martian or not. Plus, you didn't say you were a cabinet member.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Galobtter on February 18, 2014, 03:04:39 am
That was quick. so he was on the suspect list. But just mainly luck.

(Edited for secrecy)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: cool74 on February 18, 2014, 03:33:24 am
That was quick. Daedulus didn't give away too much but he didn't object to me voting on Aeon (the king) so he was on the suspect list. But just mainly luck.

Dude don't revel who the king is until the update is done.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: xt1000305 on February 18, 2014, 04:49:09 am
@Cool

Why did you think that I was the Martian anyway?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 09:35:31 am
Yeah, a bit too quick^^ Hmm.. what gave me away though?

You bastard!  ;D

But really, nothing gave you away - it's unfortunate, but nobody trusts Drakilian, Aman, or You when it comes to these types of games. You guys will almost always be eliminated first...
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 18, 2014, 11:01:40 am
You bastard!  ;D

But really, nothing gave you away - it's unfortunate, but nobody trusts Drakilian, Aman, or You when it comes to these types of games. You guys will almost always be eliminated first...

Daed why did you think BZ was the president? Was it because he posted the least? I was seriously all for Nuking Mars.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 18, 2014, 11:20:28 am
Daed why did you think BZ was the president? Was it because he posted the least? I was seriously all for Nuking Mars.
I think he just wanted to kill BZ since he voted for him first  ;D (I'll write the update sooner or later... :P)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 18, 2014, 11:30:04 am
I think he just wanted to kill BZ since he voted for him first  ;D (I'll write the update sooner or later... :P)

Can we still Nuke Mars?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 18, 2014, 11:37:34 am
BUT IN THE LAST MINUTE, THE MARSIAN CHANGED HIS MIND, AND HE BLEW AEONS HEAD UP INSTEAD!

MWAHAHAHA

<.<
>.>

Nope, no update yet. ;)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 12:00:56 pm
Too Late. You big cheater.  ;)

But we will still nuke mars. It's the least the Country can do for losing such a marvelous hero as 'Sir Mutton-Chops Gillepshbee the Fourth'!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 18, 2014, 12:28:16 pm
Too Late. You big cheater.  ;)

But we will still nuke mars. It's the least the Country can do for losing such a marvelous hero as 'Sir Mutton-Chops Gillepshbee the Fourth'!

I thought it was Galifrey the III or something?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 12:45:52 pm
That was Aman's 'Haversham the Third'.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 18, 2014, 01:15:26 pm
Can we still Nuke Mars?
The booming voice of the Powers That Be ponders, and replies, "You know what? Vote for it. 3 votes for majority."
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 18, 2014, 01:17:38 pm
The booming voice of the Powers That Be ponders, and replies, "You know what? Vote for it. 3 votes for majority."
"I'M NOT EVEN LYNCHED YET, YOU SILLY EARTH PEOPLE." The marsian shouts as he shoots Aeon square in the head, as the powers that be never said he did.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 01:18:58 pm
WRONG Old Boy - you only had One Shot and you already used it.  8)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 01:19:51 pm
The booming voice of the Powers That Be ponders, and replies, "You know what? Vote for it. 3 votes for majority."

Please, a vote? Really? Who would actually vote against it?

Vote: Nuke Mars
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 18, 2014, 01:20:35 pm
WRONG Old Boy - you only had One Shot and you already used it.  8)

I used it.. nope. you're still able to talk so i think not! mwahaha.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 01:21:36 pm
I used it.. nope. you're still able to talk so i think not! mwahaha.

I'm a ghost foolish mortal  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 18, 2014, 03:31:09 pm
Vote; Nuke mars (with antimatter pretty please)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 18, 2014, 04:24:14 pm
Nuke the red planet! I want to see what color it burns! VOTE:nuke Mars
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 18, 2014, 05:38:33 pm
(Alright, update is finally here ^_^)

As the Cabinet Members rise up to lynch Daedalus, he suddenly cackles in delight.

"Mwaahahaha!" He yells as his face distorts. "You got me, but I'm taking somebody with me!" As his face twists and turns gruesomely, so does his body...

(http://0.tqn.com/d/asianhistory/1/0/e/8/-/-/FeatherswordCancanChuGetty.jpg)

"KIRITO KIRIGAYA?!?!?" You all exclaim.

"Yes, and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!" Kirito/Daedalus screams, as he takes out his laser pistol and points it at BerkaZerka. As the hairy Cabinet Member known as Galo tries to tackle him, Berka's face is already vaporised and turned to dust. As his blood squirts out of his spinal cord, it shows who he was: Cabinet Member. And indeed Daedalus is dead, and he was the Alien.

But wait? Who is the President then? None else than Aeon_Spiral.

Huzzah!  The Government wins! You all broadcast the news the Alien's mission was compromised, and the President is alive and well. The Rednecks leave deterred, though the sinks remain clogged...

END
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 18, 2014, 05:41:55 pm
Prologue:
As the the end of President Aeon's term comes, they finally convince the rest of Congress to simply nuke Mars, as to not let something like this happen again. As such, Mars is now a wasteland filled with radiation, and in the history books the current Congress is constantly scolded for committing mass genocide to 'Sentient Life Forms'. (That's okay though, you guys still had your jobs until the term ended)

However, unbeknownst to man, several Martian Ships who were out to lunch at the time of the bombing of Marsville want revenge... ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 18, 2014, 05:45:18 pm
Ahem, Prologue?

So this is only just the beginning...
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 18, 2014, 05:47:17 pm
Ahem, Prologue?

So this is only just the beginning...
Yeah, in the case someone wants me to run another of these (I personally enjoyed it), wanted an excuse to do it in a similar setting.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 07:31:29 pm
I think I'd like to run one of these called -

Cross-Dresser In The Harem!

The Harem is not safe! One of the 'girls' is not what 'she' seems!

Can the girls keep him away from the Sultan's Favorite Wife before the intruder gets his freak on?

;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 18, 2014, 07:33:17 pm
I think I'd like to run one of these called -

Cross-Dresser In The Harem!

The Harem is not safe! One of the 'girls' is not what 'she' seems!

Can the girls keep him away from the Sultan's Favorite Wife before the intruder gets his freak on?

;D
Aka- Dungeons and Drag-queens? XD
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 07:41:01 pm
But with even burlier facial hair!  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Galobtter on February 18, 2014, 11:45:30 pm
I think I'd like to run one of these called -

Penguin In The Mustache Harem!

The Mustache Harem is not safe! One of the 'mustaches' is not what 'mustache' seems!

Can the mustaches keep him away from the MUSTACHE's Favorite Mustache before the intruder gets his freak on?

;D
Berka...
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: cool74 on February 19, 2014, 03:11:50 am
But with even burlier facial hair!  ;D

Is pika chutl still going on?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 19, 2014, 11:33:36 am
You know, Daedalus, I was surprised you didn't kill Aeon. I was afraid Galo's very first post gave it away :P
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 19, 2014, 12:01:12 pm
You know, Daedalus, I was surprised you didn't kill Aeon. I was afraid Galo's very first post gave it away :P
I Didnt think that far^^ i started suspecting Aeon later on though but then BZ started his accussations, at tht point i was like: survive, or kill BZ! :P
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 19, 2014, 02:32:34 pm
Is pika chutl still going on?

Yes, but over here now.  :)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 19, 2014, 02:33:35 pm
I Didnt think that far^^ i started suspecting Aeon later on though but then BZ started his accussations, at tht point i was like: survive, or kill BZ! :P

Yeah, hehe - I got you to fall for it too!  ;)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 19, 2014, 05:54:09 pm
I voted for Daed first mind you... I knew it was him from start. But then we got on nuking mars.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 19, 2014, 05:59:26 pm
I voted for Daed first mind you... I knew it was him from start. But then we got on nuking mars.


How did you know it was me? :P
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 20, 2014, 12:01:39 pm
How did you know it was me? :P

my gut feeling. I voted for you first for a reason. Damn Drak with his nuke Mars plan.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2014, 02:28:08 pm
But it was a good plan!  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: cool74 on February 20, 2014, 04:15:45 pm
No it was a incredible dumb plan but then aren't those some of the most fun?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 04:31:18 pm
No it was a incredible dumb plan but then aren't those some of the most fun?

It was a great plan lol. If this was a realistic scenario, the assassin would have given himself up so that his home planet and entire species wasn't terminated.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 20, 2014, 04:44:17 pm
It was a great plan lol. If this was a realistic scenario, the assassin would have given himself up so that his home planet and entire species wasn't terminated.

If we lived in tunnles and such not much would have happend tbh :P
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 04:50:33 pm
If we lived in tunnles and such not much would have happend tbh :P

No? Lol, anti-matter literally destroys matter, wiping it from existence (Well, supposedly). If it was possible to launch those, Mars would be rendered uninhabitable fast.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2014, 04:57:55 pm
Too bad anit-matter is just regular matter with the opposite spin. (but yeah, it does annihilate itself when it comes into contact with its exact atomic opposite)  8)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 20, 2014, 05:01:51 pm
Oh and btw Tan, i love the scooby Do ending hahaha :D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 05:02:03 pm
Too bad anit-matter is just regular matter with the opposite spin. (but yeah, it does annihilate itself when it comes into contact with its exact atomic opposite)  8)

WHICH WOULD ANNIHALATE MARS DAMMIT!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2014, 05:07:12 pm
WHICH WOULD ANNIHALATE MARS DAMMIT!

Yeah... If you sent enough anti-red dirt molecules.

I say just nuke it with a man-made Solar Flare!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 20, 2014, 05:09:39 pm
WHICH WOULD ANNIHALATE MARS DAMMIT!
Do you realise exactly how big mars is? :P
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 05:19:10 pm
Do you realise exactly how big mars is? :P

Not big enough.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 05:22:07 pm
Yeah... If you sent enough anti-red dirt molecules.

I say just nuke it with a man-made Solar Flare!

Not necessarily, it could be any other form of antimatter (Such as uranium anti-matter) and would have the same effect. Well, actually, the larger the mass the bigger the explosion...

Regardless, still way for radiation and explosion-ing than a nuclear bomb. If they could manage the same level of mass as that used for a nuclear bomb, the magnitude of the explosion would be near inconceivable - trillions of times more powerful than those puny "Nuke" watchamacallits.

You know, if we could make anti-matter...
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on February 20, 2014, 05:49:25 pm
Not necessarily, it could be any other form of antimatter (Such as uranium anti-matter) and would have the same effect. Well, actually, the larger the mass the bigger the explosion...

Regardless, still way for radiation and explosion-ing than a nuclear bomb. If they could manage the same level of mass as that used for a nuclear bomb, the magnitude of the explosion would be near inconceivable - trillions of times more powerful than those puny "Nuke" watchamacallits.

You know, if we could make anti-matter...

In which im sure there are some gravity/pulling laws that would doom the entire human species aswell ^^
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2014, 08:08:14 pm
You know, if we could make antimatter...

We actually can make antimatter. And you could only use Uranium Antimatter to annihilate Uranium. It wouldn't react to anything else.

For example, you couldn't have an Antimatter Cheeseburger, but you could have Antimatter Buns, Antimatter Patties, Antimatter Pickles, Antimatter Mustard , and Antimatter Ketchup. Put them all together and you could annihilate a Cheeseburger haha!  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on February 20, 2014, 08:10:48 pm
We actually can make antimatter. And you could only use Uranium Antimatter to annihilate Uranium. It wouldn't react to anything else.

For example, you couldn't have an Antimatter Cheeseburger, but you could have Antimatter Buns, Antimatter Patties, Antimatter Pickles, Antimatter Mustard , and Antimatter Ketchup. Put them all together and you could annihilate a Cheeseburger haha!  ;D
Can you just have an antimatter carbon?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2014, 08:30:07 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 20, 2014, 09:58:49 pm
We successfully created a black hole, and antimatter inside the Large Haldron Collider... I believe it was last year?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on February 20, 2014, 10:10:22 pm
We successfully created a black hole, and antimatter inside the Large Haldron Collider... I believe it was last year?

We think we can, but I don't think we ever succeded.

http://www.livescience.com/27811-creating-mini-black-holes.html (http://www.livescience.com/27811-creating-mini-black-holes.html)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 21, 2014, 08:23:07 am
We actually can make antimatter. And you could only use Uranium Antimatter to annihilate Uranium. It wouldn't react to anything else.

For example, you couldn't have an Antimatter Cheeseburger, but you could have Antimatter Buns, Antimatter Patties, Antimatter Pickles, Antimatter Mustard , and Antimatter Ketchup. Put them all together and you could annihilate a Cheeseburger haha!  ;D

Why would you think that?

Quote
Antimatter cannot be stored in a container made of ordinary matter because antimatter reacts with any matter it touches, annihilating itself and an equal amount of the container.

~Wikipedia on "storing antimatter"
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Galobtter on February 21, 2014, 09:53:03 am
Magnets. I actually thought of that before I looked it up.
http://newscenter.lbl.gov/news-releases/2010/11/17/antimatter-atoms/ (http://newscenter.lbl.gov/news-releases/2010/11/17/antimatter-atoms/)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 21, 2014, 10:03:27 am
Magnets. I actually thought of that before I looked it up.
http://newscenter.lbl.gov/news-releases/2010/11/17/antimatter-atoms/ (http://newscenter.lbl.gov/news-releases/2010/11/17/antimatter-atoms/)

Yes, I know that, it's not the point -_-

Anti matter cannot be stored in any other matter because it reacts with ALL matter.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Galobtter on February 21, 2014, 10:07:14 am
 :o
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2014, 01:52:07 pm
Yes, I know that, it's not the point -_-

Anti matter cannot be stored in any other matter because it reacts with ALL matter.

No.

An Anti-Hydrogen molecule will not react to any other molecule but Hydrogen.

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Antimatter cannot be stored in a container made of ordinary matter because antimatter reacts with any matter it touches, annihilating itself and an equal amount of the container. Antimatter in the form of charged particles can be contained by a combination of electric and magnetic fields, in a device called a Penning trap. This device cannot, however, contain antimatter that consists of uncharged particles, for which atomic traps are used. In particular, such a trap may use the dipole moment (electric or magnetic) of the trapped particles. At high vacuum, the matter or antimatter particles can be trapped and cooled with slightly off-resonant laser radiation using a magneto-optical trap or magnetic trap. Small particles can also be suspended with optical tweezers, using a highly focused laser beam.[citation needed]

^ I call BS on this entire section haha!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 21, 2014, 01:53:50 pm
(My Wiki Article was referenced first, so it's got to be more true than yours.)  ;D

The earlier references are outdated  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2014, 01:55:28 pm
^See my glorious Ninja Edit Above  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 21, 2014, 01:55:35 pm
Also, I can't find anything online saying that anti-hydrogen only reacts with hydrogen.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2014, 01:57:59 pm
Time to flex the Google-Fu...
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 21, 2014, 01:58:20 pm
Time to flex the Google-Fu...

I did!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2014, 02:03:49 pm
OK then, I concede that everything currently at the top of Google supports that any negative spin meeting any positive spin results in annihilation. I wonder where I go the notion that it took like molecular structure to do that...  :P
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2014, 02:04:20 pm
That said, your segment is still BS (because they failed to properly cite it) hehehe...  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on February 21, 2014, 02:07:49 pm
That said, your segment is still BS (because they failed to properly cite it) hehehe...  ;D

*Ahem, wikipedia's segment, not mine. (which you brought up in the first place, I might add).
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2014, 02:08:50 pm
*Ahem, wikipedia's segment, not mine. (which you brought up in the first place, I might add).

Oh no, you can't distance yourself from it that easily.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 25, 2014, 01:29:43 pm
I stand corrected...  :P
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on March 05, 2014, 12:22:08 am
(http://idata.over-blog.com/0/54/25/50/Images-Images/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 05, 2014, 12:42:35 pm
^Ohh - scary martian black box?  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on March 06, 2014, 01:07:49 am
Eh, i posted a picture. Which quite visibly isnt showing... its still there when i edit though. Weird!

<.<
>.>
yes.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 06, 2014, 01:42:30 pm
Yep. not fixed.

Unfortunately, you can't paste Pics here, you'll need to Link them.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on March 06, 2014, 02:07:16 pm
Ah, with the [ img]RANDOM PORN MAG HERE[/img] ?
If that's the case, something is wrong since i did do that.^
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on March 06, 2014, 02:49:38 pm
I think you put the address, you were supposed to put the URL
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on March 06, 2014, 04:13:00 pm
Dear god i hate this URL shit >.< Oh well, it's still better than before! :D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 06, 2014, 04:32:12 pm
(http://idata.over-blog.com/0/54/25/50/Images-Images/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)

Dito!  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on March 06, 2014, 04:40:20 pm
>.>

The irony....  :-X
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on April 01, 2014, 04:24:29 pm
So, uh, shouldn't this be archived or something?
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on April 01, 2014, 04:46:34 pm
Dibs!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 01, 2014, 04:47:45 pm
So, uh, shouldn't this be archived or something?

Well, my intent was to Archive only the Longer RPGs that ran to finish. These simple Forum Games can just sit in here and stack up as they are run though.  :)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Drakilian on April 01, 2014, 04:48:21 pm
Oh wait, dammit, I can't make child boards.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 01, 2014, 04:49:30 pm
Yeah, but as noted above, no need to move the simple forum games anywhere haha!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Fireplay on May 22, 2014, 11:09:45 pm
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/028/427/Thread_Necromancy.jpg)

Muhahahahaha! >.>

...
...
 What?

Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on May 22, 2014, 11:14:27 pm
Dammit Fireplay XD

Haha, on that note- would anyone be interested in me running one of these again? I have the time, and as we saw last time these things don't take that long.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Fireplay on May 23, 2014, 12:36:52 am
I'd join up if you did, seeing as how it would be a sequel to the original. :)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 23, 2014, 03:07:35 pm
I could handle playing in one too.  :)
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Not Aman on May 23, 2014, 03:14:48 pm
Consider me in.  ;D
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Daedalus on May 23, 2014, 03:41:58 pm
I could handle playing in one too.  :)
You'd just get me killed again! THE MARTIANS WILL RETURN!
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Naruyashan on July 15, 2014, 12:58:03 am
I'd like to join.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on July 15, 2014, 01:12:21 am
I'd like to join.
Glad to hear it!
...
Unfortunately, the thread is totally dead. I think I'll start an all new start up thread or something soon.
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: cool74 on July 18, 2014, 02:11:02 am
Glad to hear it!
...
Unfortunately, the thread is totally dead. I think I'll start an all new start up thread or something soon.

I would like to play but you know I just realized how odd it is that the presidents cabnit wouldn't know who he was....
Title: Re: Alien in the Congress!
Post by: Tanstaafl on July 18, 2014, 06:57:39 am
I would like to play but you know I just realized how odd it is that the presidents cabnit wouldn't know who he was....
Naw, see, Martians have a weak form of telepathy and can shift form. They could've just gotten a content member's memories, killed him, and subsequently join the cabinet after hiding the body.