<_> = looks both ways at same time = ouch! AKA >_<
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Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 16, 2009, 11:41:05 am
It's a cold one here - negative five degrees today :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 17, 2009, 10:03:07 am
Pipes freezing... Brrrr!!!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 20, 2009, 03:26:04 pm
How much for the large bag of clamshell seasonings?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 21, 2009, 08:45:44 pm
Not too far from our 1000th post on the forums :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 22, 2009, 10:27:59 pm
Halp Pareesh!!! ;D
BZ
PS...
Wha-tchhh!!!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 24, 2009, 11:44:57 am
Any Haiku voodoo out there?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 27, 2009, 10:27:52 am
Jete wonan bag in kolan baren kaliblib?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 28, 2009, 02:40:29 pm
Hey Asteroth - When are you coming to get your book? :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 29, 2009, 10:03:25 pm
Loads of lurkers spiderbots and undead around here, but where's the live ones?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 02, 2009, 12:33:27 pm
Groundhog Day :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 03, 2009, 11:32:16 pm
Pareeesh cant halp you now honey . Its too late. ;D Spiders are coming ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 03, 2009, 11:33:49 pm
By the way ...... WHA-TCH!!!!!!! :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 09, 2009, 02:13:25 pm
So, do we need a forum game like the 'Mysterious Vending Machine' or 'This or That'?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 11, 2009, 09:40:27 pm
Hi honey - I see you ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 11, 2009, 09:41:49 pm
I hear you but I cant see you ???Just trying to catch up
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 11, 2009, 09:43:09 pm
Special message from Spider:
PLRRRRRRRRRR!!! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 11, 2009, 09:54:07 pm
Ill give you PLRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 11, 2009, 10:08:11 pm
I've gone and done it now :D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 12, 2009, 11:46:20 am
*Crickets*
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 14, 2009, 12:38:06 pm
*evil toothy crickets*
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 18, 2009, 05:56:05 pm
Evil toothy crickets huh? How about "evil, hissing, diaper carrying, devil horned,shark toothed,beady eyed mice who live apparently in my bedroom"? how about those? :o
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 19, 2009, 03:11:21 pm
hehehehe ;)
See? Catnip mice on strings can be loads of fun ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 19, 2009, 09:07:03 pm
loads honey!!!!!! :P just remember its on.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2009, 11:55:03 am
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2009, 11:56:18 am
BTW - just to clarify - anyone is free to post here :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Chazza on February 22, 2009, 07:07:27 am
I'll reply just so that you two don't go quietly mad... Only new here, hope to be active.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 22, 2009, 02:29:37 pm
Glad to have you with us Chazza :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 22, 2009, 02:30:10 pm
I like the Avatar BTW :D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 22, 2009, 02:31:12 pm
I'll reply just so that you two don't go quietly mad...
Might already be too late for that ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Chazza on February 23, 2009, 12:41:54 am
Quote
I like the Avatar BTW
It's one of your ones... I was very impressed by the amount of avatars available. Too many choices in the end as I had about five that I wanted to use. :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 23, 2009, 10:37:02 am
Glad you appreciate the selection – my friends used to say I had way too much time on my hands ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 24, 2009, 05:17:48 pm
Hello Chazza. I am mad!! Mad I tell ya!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 24, 2009, 09:29:47 pm
Woop Woop Woop!!! *runs in circles waving arms* ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Chazza on February 24, 2009, 11:45:03 pm
Nooooo, you both seemed so normal though ;)
Oh well, if you can't beat 'em...
*Cartwheel through the room with a lampshade on my head*
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 25, 2009, 11:13:21 am
I'll give you 7 for form, but 10 for the lampshade :D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 25, 2009, 03:45:21 pm
Asteroth lurking again?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 25, 2009, 05:42:27 pm
asterothe? dont you mean "crow eating asterothe"? Congrats Ash !!!!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 25, 2009, 09:04:00 pm
Oh yeah - I forgot about that - congrats asteroth :)
(are you going to post it to let everyone else know what we're talking about?)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 27, 2009, 04:51:32 pm
Only a few more posts till my LadyZerka hits the Big Time ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 27, 2009, 05:36:27 pm
Big time has come. It is here. I am now an OUTLAW. I have a star to show. I will soon be a Bounty Head. Look out then. 8)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 27, 2009, 09:43:25 pm
Congrats - you are now one bad bad woman ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 28, 2009, 07:03:48 pm
Dont you forget it baby!!!! :-*
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 11, 2009, 08:43:24 am
Wow, almost to the next level again ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 11, 2009, 08:17:34 pm
And here I come. 7 more posts. :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 11, 2009, 09:48:22 pm
Yep... Not too far to go now ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 12, 2009, 08:50:07 pm
Not far now.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 12, 2009, 08:50:26 pm
5.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 12, 2009, 08:50:37 pm
4.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 12, 2009, 08:50:45 pm
3.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 12, 2009, 08:50:53 pm
2.
wait for it.......... ready?????? set.........
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 12, 2009, 08:52:05 pm
1.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 12, 2009, 08:52:21 pm
zero - huzzah!!!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 12, 2009, 09:18:07 pm
Hey, where did you learn that trick? ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 12, 2009, 09:18:53 pm
Ooohhh... only a hundred more till I make a new rank 8)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Thayan on March 13, 2009, 08:34:46 am
You guys and your ranks...
Berka Have you told the Misses you can just assign new ranks...:)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Warr on March 13, 2009, 02:19:38 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 08, 2009, 09:13:50 pm
Haven't seen the missus around here laterly... I guess she won't mind if I store this big can of cheezy spam in her side of the closet ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on April 10, 2009, 06:11:09 pm
That is the most disgusting stuff anyone ever came up with. If you think for one minute about putting this garbage anywhere near my closet you better be real careful when you open yours.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Braddock on April 11, 2009, 03:40:21 pm
EVERYTHING is better with bacon... (http://rickbeckman.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/spam-with-bacon.jpg)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 11, 2009, 07:58:39 pm
Wow - it brings a tear to the eye *sniff* - it's beautiful ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 11, 2009, 08:14:06 pm
Sweet! Not too far from 1000 posts ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 11, 2009, 08:14:27 pm
10 more to go...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 11, 2009, 08:15:00 pm
Oh, wait... Not quite yet...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 11, 2009, 08:15:25 pm
There it is - 10 more posts to 1000 ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 11, 2009, 08:16:27 pm
Shameful, isn't it? ;D ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Braddock on April 16, 2009, 01:28:31 pm
Hurray! We went for tacos and they were plenty yummy ;D
We even bought you guys some, but had to eat them when you didn't show up - sorry :D ;)
Well there's only one thing to say to that....
Snort Hiss Grrr!!!
heh heh.....
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 25, 2009, 08:04:13 pm
Hey - that's my line!!! LOL ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on April 25, 2009, 08:56:09 pm
Do you remember screaming cows? In New Castle? Tacos were great by the way :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 26, 2009, 02:16:05 pm
Ah yes the cows - never leave home without them ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Braddock on May 02, 2009, 12:43:37 am
I remember the game unexploded cow. Where Britain has too many mad cows and France has too many unexploded bombs. Together they form a solution to both problems.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 03, 2009, 01:19:42 pm
Ha! I have played and won that game! Or at least played ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 03, 2009, 01:21:58 pm
... I might have even cheated at it too ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Thayan on May 04, 2009, 10:55:06 am
I don't know about cows, but there are Fainting Goats in Tennessee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 04, 2009, 02:03:03 pm
Fainting goats you say?
I love fainting goats - they're hilarious ;D
BTW, do you think its worth putting the embedded youtube code in the forum? Or is it superfluous?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 04, 2009, 02:11:49 pm
Where's my LadyZerka? I got a nice cold can of Pepsi for her ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on May 04, 2009, 05:11:04 pm
Your ladyzerka has gotten her pepsi you so kindly put in the freezer for me. :-* I am the reigning pepsi queen you know. I don't know whats funnier. Fainting goats or screaming cows. Such the dilemma.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 08, 2009, 11:24:09 am
Hey Braddock - that's one crazy avatar ;D
At first I was like, whaaa? Then it slowly sunk in. Funny stuff ::) :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 08, 2009, 11:24:45 am
Let's get some noise up in here - it's been a quiet couple of days :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: azhrei331 on May 08, 2009, 12:35:39 pm
It was a fine amount until this one... Just One too Many
daaaaammmnnn....
that pretty bad when your own publisher sides with me! you in trouble....
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 06, 2009, 08:46:21 am
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 07, 2009, 01:09:23 pm
Heck of a head cold the past few days - it really makes it hard to think straight.
I'm delerious I tells ya! :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 09, 2009, 07:38:48 pm
BZ is delerious I tells ya. And crazy too. I am thinking of a haiku. I will get back to ya on that. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 09, 2009, 07:45:12 pm
It has just sprung to my attention that I only have to post 12 more times to move up in rank. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 12, 2009, 03:35:08 pm
Well you better get a move on ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 12, 2009, 03:37:02 pm
Darn, I had a cool Haiku about looting for Xp, but now it's gone...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 12, 2009, 09:13:50 pm
Stick around folks, he's here all night ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 12, 2009, 09:30:35 pm
Try the veal! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 14, 2009, 07:30:18 pm
Very funny. I had a haiku about hexslinging but I cant remember the last line. Still thinking. :-\
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 14, 2009, 07:39:41 pm
Ok! I have been formally cheated out of my new rank by my beloved BZ. I feel so deprived. Talk about misled! That smack over the head with that morning star is coming sooner than you think. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 14, 2009, 10:52:15 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 15, 2009, 07:12:07 pm
I absolutely love the yep yep monsters. I guess you can be forgiven this once. Only because the yep yep monsters made me laugh! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 18, 2009, 11:02:48 am
Thanks Honey :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 18, 2009, 11:03:54 am
So - back to our regularly scheduled spam - err... I mean Hello thread ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 18, 2009, 11:04:24 am
Another day another .50 cents :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 18, 2009, 11:04:47 am
Daily Wisdom
Save the whales - Collect the whole set ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 29, 2009, 04:27:29 pm
Anybody know where I can find a "Waz up my ninja" t-shirt? Two conventions and I am still shirtless. (just kidding! ;D). I really want one though. Any ideas?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 29, 2009, 09:05:19 pm
We might have to print our own on that one dear :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 29, 2009, 09:06:40 pm
Daily Wisdom
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 29, 2009, 09:11:05 pm
Gimme a Pi, Gimme a Ka, Gimme a Chu-Lu Gimme a Pi, Gimme a Ka, Gimme a Chu-Lu
Ai Ai Pikachulu F'tagn Ai Ai Pikachulu F'tagn
'Cause in his hosue in R'LYEH Dread Pikachu waits - Sleepin'!!!
...
Sorry, is my chanting keeping you up?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 30, 2009, 01:01:42 pm
Daily Wisdom
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be, if it didn't have any sponges in it...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 02, 2009, 03:06:56 am
Daily Wisdom
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. - Harry Truman
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 02, 2009, 11:17:56 am
hehehe ;D
Daily Wisdom
A day without sunshine is like, night.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 02, 2009, 06:49:56 pm
Ha OK oh wise one... What is the speed of dark?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
Do penguins have knees?
Do cows dance when we're not looking? (Ok...that's a cheat question we ALL know that they DO)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 02, 2009, 06:56:53 pm
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
Do penguins have knees?
Do cows dance when we're not looking? (Ok...that's a cheat question we ALL know that they DO)
Yes.
Not if by 'expecting' you're talking 'pregnant'.
I have never been knee'd in the groin by a Penguin.
How can they not, it's in their DNA - that and Screaming.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 04, 2009, 01:00:53 am
LOL You're so funny
Daily Wisdom
Raising children is like trying to nail jello to a tree while being pecked to death by ducks.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 04, 2009, 10:49:04 am
;D
Daily Wisdom
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 04, 2009, 11:02:57 am
All I have to say is "Dont piss in the wind"!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 05, 2009, 01:28:06 pm
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 05, 2009, 01:28:57 pm
I think I still owe someone a haiku...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 05, 2009, 11:23:01 pm
JP's games are fun Vernors makes his belches loud He makes me laugh lots
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 06, 2009, 03:25:53 pm
hehehe ;D
I'm still blanking on Haikus myself though :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Happyfunball on July 07, 2009, 10:55:15 am
On a serious note: Things like this thread may be why people think this board is a "private club."
You've got 8 pages here of basically two people posting to one another a lot, interspersed with a few others, and using it like a Twitter status for the most part.
And it's named the "Hello thread."
I'd rename this or strike it, and start a friendlier "Hello thread," and then _sticky_ it. Let people post to it as they will instead of bumping the heck out of it.
My 2 cents. Most webforums don't look like this, and it may be weirding people out. They may think the board is just a joke, or a private playground.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 07, 2009, 10:04:43 pm
Hmmm...
Perhaps it would be better called 'Bump Thread' or 'Daily Spam'... I'll chew on it a few days and decide :)
You may have some valid points there though, but then, why do we even bother having an ‘Introductions’ board, if people don’t look there for an ‘Introduction’. I think this board is pretty clearly labeled ‘Media and Mayhem’ – the ‘Hello Thread’ falling under the category of Mayhem…
Do you really think people could be confused by it?
And just curious, what do you mean by “Most webforums don't look like this” – by ‘this’ do you mean this thread or the whole forum? (You should have see the 200+ page spam thread ‘We Used To Be Contenders’ on the Mutants and Masterminds Atomic Thinktank forums. I think our Hello Thread is pretty tame) ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 07, 2009, 10:08:10 pm
Taking suggestions for the name of this thread.
I'm throwing out 'Mayhem Thread' ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Happyfunball on July 08, 2009, 02:41:31 pm
Mayhem mayhem mayhem! I like it!
(I don't know if it's weirding people out or not, btw. I just noticed that it was a little weird.
It's so hard to convey tone via text. Consider this a mildly "arched eyebrow," not a call to arms.)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 08, 2009, 02:52:56 pm
Oh, I know this particular thread is odd - it was the feel I was going for ;D
Just wanted to make sure the other parts of the Forum wern't going too far off track - though I'm the biggest offender when it comes to derailing my own threads ;)
And I'm definetly leaning towards Mayhem.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 08, 2009, 08:16:41 pm
How about " If we had more people to talk to , it would not be such a private sounding thread?" Hows that for a new name? ;D Just put your 2 cents in , or 3, or 4 and so on.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 08, 2009, 08:53:37 pm
No kidding! I spent a good ten posts talking to myself at the start of this thing! :P ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Happyfunball on July 09, 2009, 10:37:18 am
Bump. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 09, 2009, 06:21:43 pm
Today's Haiku
Games, pizza, good times Who ordered the anchovies Take off! Sir Stink Breath
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 09, 2009, 09:38:54 pm
Nice one ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 09, 2009, 09:39:14 pm
OK, Mayhem it is - stand by...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 09, 2009, 09:40:33 pm
IT'S ALIVE!!! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 09, 2009, 09:41:06 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 10, 2009, 09:50:06 pm
Oh, wise guy eh?!? :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Happyfunball on July 11, 2009, 12:17:23 am
*POINK!* Yeooowwww! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 11, 2009, 12:22:08 pm
Woo Woo Woo Woo! I'll murdalize ya! :D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 13, 2009, 12:19:57 pm
BTW, the tocos at GenCon are much better than the Tacos at Origins. This is critical, must Know, information, for any and all convention goers - that is all.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 13, 2009, 12:20:47 pm
Crap! I have been forgatting my daily wisdom and I still owe a Haiku...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 13, 2009, 12:28:47 pm
There ;D
Goblin In A Cave Hack Him Down And Take His Loot XP Is Nice Too
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 13, 2009, 12:30:49 pm
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 13, 2009, 12:31:14 pm
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 14, 2009, 02:17:32 pm
Haiku
Going to the Con Gamer funk lingers in halls Shower daily please
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 14, 2009, 09:03:06 pm
That is so wrong - right - but wrong ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 14, 2009, 09:03:52 pm
Speaking of rights -
two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 14, 2009, 09:50:46 pm
Oh yes....it was so right. As Foamy the squirrel talked about there's nothing worse than getting caught in a funk sandwich when there's a smelly person behind and in front of you in line.
:P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Thayan on July 15, 2009, 02:48:06 pm
What amazes me is EVERYONE and I Mean EVERYONE talks about Gamer FUnk at cons, one would think people would realize everyone is talking about Them...:)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 15, 2009, 05:44:48 pm
I plea the fifth. My mother always said, if you can't say anything nice, keep your big mouth shut. I must keep silent on this subject, I will keep all thoughts to myself. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 15, 2009, 09:14:00 pm
Yes, speak softly but carry a big gasmask ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 15, 2009, 11:27:30 pm
What amazes me is EVERYONE and I Mean EVERYONE talks about Gamer FUnk at cons, one would think people would realize everyone is talking about Them...:)
That's the problem. Just like when you wear perfume your nose gets accustomed to the smell and you don't detect it anymore. When you chronically stink you don't notice your own smell as much. Now I'm not saying that there aren't plenty of folk who stink, know it, and just don't care. But my theory is there's a lot of people thinking "they're not talking about me...I don't smell" because they are just that out of tune with reality. But I gotta say...it's getting better. I've actually been in a game where they asked one fellow to go shower and come back. His smell was rank and bothered everyone. It was done politely and he apologized, didn't realize he was that funky. Came back about 35 minutes later showered and we had a great game.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 16, 2009, 10:55:19 pm
Goblins, such roaches Kobolds ate my roast chicken I need pest control
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 17, 2009, 09:03:01 am
kobolds are the best babies taste good with ketchup we all hail king torg
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on July 18, 2009, 03:06:08 pm
Baboons in trees Flinging poo accurately Screeching to the wind
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 18, 2009, 06:00:55 pm
Ahhh! Run for cover Monkeys in trees are amok Someone get a hose!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Happyfunball on July 19, 2009, 12:57:53 pm
Crap on a stick is End over endlessly thrown But not safe for fetch
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 19, 2009, 02:49:34 pm
Ah, the county fair Eating food fried on a stick Did my heart just stop?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 19, 2009, 08:18:41 pm
Man, is it steaming in here or is it just me? :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 19, 2009, 08:19:53 pm
You're steaming? As in like...some veggies for dinner...or you're so hot the water content of your body is coming out of your pores in steam form? Cause that sounds uncomfortable...and I don't think your wife will appreciate you adding to the humidity of a midwest summer. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 20, 2009, 11:12:16 am
Uhm, 'steaming' as in reference to all the poo flinging that was going on a page back - eeewww :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Happyfunball on July 20, 2009, 07:20:07 pm
How many syllables is eeewww? ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 20, 2009, 08:49:46 pm
Spoons in a drawer and one king to rule them all mighty spork of doom
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 21, 2009, 01:03:52 pm
Annoying back itch In the one spot you can't reach Use the wall corner
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 22, 2009, 07:09:17 pm
Coke or Pepsi?
Not that we need to ask my wife ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on July 22, 2009, 10:56:51 pm
I might have stones thrown at me if I meet Mrs. Zerka, but Coke for life, baby!
My friend Amy (a vampire-phile who hides her undead love behind a facade of pleasant Housewife and mother of 5) is totally Pepsi. We make bets whenever the four of us head into a new restaurant whether it's a Coke or Pepsi place.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 23, 2009, 12:42:07 am
Hmmmm....if it's a fountain drink I like them both equally.
If it's in a can I prefer pepsi. Once in awhile I want a coke specifically but 9 times out of 10 I go pepsi.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Thayan on July 23, 2009, 07:48:02 am
Can I just throw my vote in for Double Cola in a Bottle...Glass Bottle
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 23, 2009, 09:10:43 am
Mr. Pib in a glass bottle - last had one twenty three years ago - all time favorite ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 24, 2009, 09:18:34 pm
Ah! the sweet taste of battery acid first thing in the morning is for me. I am a true blue (and red of course) PEPSI fan all the way. Is there anything else to drink? I don't think so. Coke is like drinking a bottle of cough syrup. YUCK!!!!!!!! Thats just my opinion. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: azhrei331 on July 25, 2009, 01:39:43 pm
we definitely need to get the ole group back together. i miss the mass consumption of Cherokee Red and the ceremonious drinking of the 2 year old Sprite for extra XP!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 25, 2009, 05:13:07 pm
Yeah, that was the stuff! But I thought it was a two year old vanilla coke – bleah!!! :P :P :P ;D
That and remember the Vernors? Stuff was the absolute best for making house-shaking burps?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 25, 2009, 05:15:01 pm
LadyZerka is close to the next Posting Level again - get it? (Again) - hehehehe! ;D ;)
BZ
Nope...i'm lost
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 28, 2009, 01:49:21 am
I'm bored.
someone tell me their favorite/funniest/or most bizarre gaming story.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on July 28, 2009, 11:19:33 am
In my D&D game, my group of players killed an old white dragon that had made it's home in a frozen dwarven hold, long since abandoned after it's inhabitants were slaughtered. The dragon, Alpandraxus, was the toughest thing I had thrown at my players, and they handled it far too easily for my tastes. To taunt me, one of the players (a gnoll ranger) decided to have a unique memento crafted by the group wizard in commemoration for their tremendous victory and sudden wealth.
He had the wizard take the dragon's scrotum and make a bag of holding out of it.
Cletus the the Ranger is the ONLY character in that world boasting a 'Dragon Nutsack of Holding'.
smartass bastard.. :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 28, 2009, 01:17:39 pm
LadyZerka is close to the next Posting Level again - get it? (Again) - hehehehe! ;D ;)
BZ
Nope...i'm lost
Last time I told her she only had 10 more posts to go, I was wrong :o
She was about to crack 200 posts (which I thought was the next level) - turns out she got 200 and nothing happened - you need 250, not 200. She threatened to hit me repeatedly with an inflatable morning star, if it ever happened again ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 28, 2009, 01:46:33 pm
someone tell me their favorite/funniest/or most bizarre gaming story.
OK, I’ll let you tell the one about the horse smearing its rider against a tree and my “that happened to me once” remark ;D
I know you’ve heard this one before, but I’ll share for the rest –
When I was in the Navy, I ran a game at the Rec Center one afternoon for a group of seven or so gamers. As we were all on an island in the Pacific, you sort of played with a mixed group, which in this case included your regular assortment of enlisted, one officer, and these two kids from a family living on base (who were decent gamers for their age of 14 or so). On this particular Saturday, the two kids had to bring along their little brother, who was 10 or 11.
We were playing an adventure based on a desert pyramid, wherein was a notorious lich king. We gave the 10 year old what we thought would be an easy character to play – a barbarian.
So we go to the top of the pyramid and the group finds a shaft dropping into the darkness. They drop a tourch down to see how deep the shaft is, which takes a loooong time to fall – indicating a very deep shaft.
The 10 year old (AKA the kid) says – “I jump in.”
I was surprised a bit and explained that the shaft was at least a couple of hundred feet down.
“I’m a barbarian, I can handle it.” The kid replied.
“OK then.” I said and rolled the massive amounts of d6’s that the fall incurred. SPLAT! Dead on Impact…
Feeling generous, I let the kid pencil ‘the II’ on his character’s name and try again.
Next – of course you knew there would be a ‘next’ – the kid has his barbarian check a particularly suspicious intersection of a hall for traps. I don’t even think his character could check for traps, but I told him there was a ten-by-ten foot area in the center of the intersection, where the floor was two inches below the level of the rest of the hall and where the stone had been shattered or crushed by something.
“I want to go stand in the center of the area and hit the ceiling with my battle Axe,” was his decision.
“Are you sure?” I prompted.
“Yeah, I’m going to disarm the trap” The kid replied.
“OK.” I replied and rolled the massive amounts of d6’s that the falling ten-by-ten foot cube of obsidian incurred as it fell out of the ceiling and onto his character. SPLAT! Again… dead on Impact…
Still feeling generous, I let the kid pencil ‘the III’ on his character’s name and try once more.
Yep, you guessed it… This time the group finds a sailing ship buried in the pyramid with a large hole in the hull. Looking in, the group sees a glowing green gem on a bone pedestal at the far end of the ship, while the entire floor of the ship is filled three feet deep with human bones.
This time however, the rest of the group had caught onto the kid’s MO, so they helped him along a little – “Hey, why don’t you have your barbarian go get that gem, while we stand guard out here.”
“OK.” Says the kid.
Needless to say, the bones all rise up as skeletal lords when the gem is touched. At least this time the kid’s character got to kill one or two of them before being overrun and dragged down to yet one more graceless death.
At this point however, the Kid’s folks had returned, so we thanked the kid for playing, sent him off, and finished the game without any further incident.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 28, 2009, 01:48:01 pm
someone tell me their favorite/funniest/or most bizarre gaming story.
You may remember this. I am certain I will not forget it. Gaming horror story of children calling every 3 1/2 minutes to find their mother. We were playing a game run by Jay at JP's and my kids called every minute until I had to leave. Great time for everyone. Thanks kids. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 30, 2009, 05:22:54 pm
PIZZA!!! *ravenous sounds of eating* Ah, yea, that hit the spot ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 30, 2009, 05:23:52 pm
Hey! No skipping pages! Go back and read the last one now Mr!
;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: azhrei331 on July 30, 2009, 05:49:43 pm
someone tell me their favorite/funniest/or most bizarre gaming story.
You may remember this. I am certain I will not forget it. Gaming horror story of children calling every 3 1/2 minutes to find their mother. We were playing a game run by Jay at JP's and my kids called every minute until I had to leave. Great time for everyone. Thanks kids. :P
ahh yes...i remember it well, Lori. but i appreciated you being there nonetheless. if anything, i was more fascianted about how long your relationship would last once you found out JP's typical punishment for annoying little girls was a time out....
...and by time out, i mean staking them immobile to the yard for 3 hours!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: azhrei331 on July 30, 2009, 05:52:08 pm
Suzie and i both saw the Half-Blood Prince. with only a couple minor issues, i found it a good movie and a good credit to Harry Potter omniverse. i am still very partial to the first four movies, but i also liked those books the best. anything was better than the butchering the series took from the Order of the Phoenix movie!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 30, 2009, 08:38:04 pm
...and by time out, i mean staking them immobile to the yard for 3 hours!
Hehehe ;D
And I'm pretty sure it was only an hour, not three ;)
BZ
how would you know? were you there?!? ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 31, 2009, 05:06:06 pm
The funny thing about all this is BZ has more patience than I do. I am the nut! I am however looking forward to playing your game at Gen-Con. No kids this time. I can actually play and not have to worry about them interrupting. They know I shut my phone off during games. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: azhrei331 on July 31, 2009, 07:30:54 pm
The funny thing about all this is BZ has more patience than I do. I am the nut! I am however looking forward to playing your game at Gen-Con. No kids this time. I can actually play and not have to worry about them interrupting. They know I shut my phone off during games. :)
a wise decision...you won't get much cell phone signal in the center of the Labyrinth! mwaahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 01, 2009, 02:21:54 am
a wise decision...you won't get much cell phone signal in the center of the Labyrinth! mwaahahahaha!!!
yeah....you also may not get much reception in the hotels and convention center. You will also have many disgusted looks thrown your way if you answer your phone during a game....I've been in some where the DM asked the person to leave after the second time.
So you have NO CHOICE but to relax and have fun in each game session. This I command!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 01, 2009, 02:18:20 pm
Fun it is then ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 03, 2009, 12:26:11 pm
I am going to. Origins has warmed the kids up to the fact that they know games are 4 hours and I am UNAVAILABLE. Their crisis' have to wait. I will tell them I have been commanded to have fun and that is that. FaePooka says. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 03, 2009, 11:13:13 pm
Hi Ash ;D
Goodnight folks!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 06, 2009, 04:13:58 pm
I see FaePooka is only a few posts from the next Posting Level - and free complimentary hand grenade ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 06, 2009, 04:14:55 pm
azhrei331 too it would seem :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: azhrei331 on August 06, 2009, 09:37:08 pm
Well, I glad to say that school is back in session here in our area :)
BZ
too much estrogen in one house?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 31, 2009, 08:48:09 pm
Let's just say if I bought a male dog and brought him into the house, I wouldn't have to castrate him :P ;) ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 03, 2009, 08:30:10 pm
Poor, Poor BZ. All alone on that estrogen ship. Sinkin' fast! Chin up, hopefully boys are in our future. If not, I know a good humane society to buy a DOG!! ;D It will be ok. ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 03, 2009, 08:31:39 pm
By the way GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!! WE ROCK!!!!! 14-0. Carolina is gonna eat dirt. Cleanly put.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 05, 2009, 02:16:35 pm
Yeah, you should have seen what she typed before I "Moderated" her ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 07, 2009, 04:41:29 pm
Happy Labor Day :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 08, 2009, 12:30:20 pm
Ugg! I lost my main PC yesterday - I'll just say that it is now officially FUBAR :'(
That means I have potentially lost some of the work I've been doing. I'll see if I can use the harddrives from my toassed PC in a spare PC I have to recover my fresh work. Otherwise I'll have to recreate some of it.
I do back up to this laptop occasionally, so worst case senario isn't increadibly bad...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 08, 2009, 08:58:30 pm
sorry to hear that. I know how sucky it is when your computer dies. Mine seem to die on me every 3 to 4 years. I don't mind having an outdated machine, I just want one that will last until I'm ready to get a new one.
Mine just died last month....I'm using Jay's old laptop. blech
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: azhrei331 on September 08, 2009, 09:19:04 pm
this is the reason you people cannot pick out good honeydew melons at the supermarket...all you ever find is lemons!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 08, 2009, 09:57:56 pm
No no, I'm actually quite good at mellon pickin' - especially the fuzzy ones ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 08, 2009, 09:59:58 pm
sorry to hear that. I know how sucky it is when your computer dies. Mine seem to die on me every 3 to 4 years. I don't mind having an outdated machine, I just want one that will last until I'm ready to get a new one.
Mine just died last month....I'm using Jay's old laptop. blech
I guess that since the box was over 10 years old, I actually got quite some mileage out of it. :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 11, 2009, 07:26:16 pm
Let's just say that " Another PC bit the dust". Sad really. :( A friend has a spare box. We will try to work it. Wish us luck!!!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 12, 2009, 11:53:48 am
Been sort of slow around here this week - me partly because of the PC crash.
Hope things pick up soon :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 14, 2009, 04:19:26 pm
:P I managed to get about half of my files off the crashed hard drive - luckily the ones I got were the most recent. But I still hate computers :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 14, 2009, 04:20:24 pm
[Insert Random Hoohaa Here]
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 15, 2009, 11:51:38 am
I'm feeling more like I do now than before I got here ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 15, 2009, 06:07:43 pm
Feeling what? I don't get it. I am slow! :-[
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 16, 2009, 10:32:09 am
*Smooch* There there honey, it will be all right :-* ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 16, 2009, 10:33:49 am
PS...
[size=9]WHA-TCHHH!!![/size]
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 16, 2009, 11:52:45 am
Bored.......tell me a story.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 19, 2009, 10:40:30 am
A story? Let's see... no stories come to mind at the moment, but do you know the joke about the miser with three sons (a Preacher, Doctor, & Lawyer)?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 19, 2009, 11:24:45 am
A very rich miser had three sons; a preacher, a doctor, and a lawyer. When he died, he willed his vast riches to himself, stating that he was “going to take it all with him.” As per the will, his three sons would each get a third of his fortune to place in his coffin at the funeral.
The funeral came and went, with nothing being said about it until a year later, when the three sons were together for a lunch.
The preacher looked to his brothers and with his head hung low, said “I have a confession to make. At father’s funeral, I just couldn’t throw all that money away; especially when there are so many needy in the world. I took ten percent of it and gave it to charity.”
The doctor also hung his head and admitted “I too didn’t place all of the money in his coffin. I took fifty percent of it to build a new hospital.”
The lawyer looked in disgust at his two brothers. “I’m ashamed of you two”, he scolded – “I wrote him a check for the full amount.”
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 19, 2009, 08:39:20 pm
LOL I like that
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 22, 2009, 09:00:19 pm
Hello from 'BUSIER THAN HELL, USA' :P
Just a quick note to say hi ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 23, 2009, 04:57:06 pm
Hello from a busy, anxious nut who has no time for anything. I hate work!!!!! :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 23, 2009, 08:01:04 pm
Well Dang it - We're going to enjoy Con on The Cob! Work can go to heck ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 26, 2009, 01:02:41 pm
Zoinks!
Just saw the DVD Scooby Do Movie, and thought it was pretty good considering all the cheesy-ness of it. Not a bad little flick ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 27, 2009, 04:26:53 pm
I also recently saw Coraline - very creepy, but thats what I liked about it :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 28, 2009, 07:20:35 pm
I also recently saw Coraline - very creepy, but thats what I liked about it :)
BZ
That's why you like me too, isn't it? LOL
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 28, 2009, 09:06:28 pm
Hehehe - I'd say you were more calculated and sinister than creepy ;) ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 28, 2009, 09:07:28 pm
Good news! I was able to recover 99% of my files from my crashed hard drive - PHEW!!! :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 29, 2009, 11:15:49 pm
Yay! I'm calculating and sinister! You always know how to sweet talk me.
I'm glad you were able to get most of your stuff off that computer. I hope I can rebuild mine someday. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 30, 2009, 10:41:00 am
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 30, 2009, 11:34:08 am
Hey, only 99 more posts till I crack 2000 ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 30, 2009, 05:10:22 pm
That con on the cob is on my b-day honey, so don't forget to say something nice. ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 01, 2009, 09:33:38 am
You got it my Lady ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 01, 2009, 09:34:04 am
Should I get you a cake with d20's on it? ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on October 02, 2009, 08:15:14 pm
Only if they are upside down dear. ;D You only need to buy 25 candles this year. ;) I finally turned 25 can you stand it? Gosh, I am sooooo old now. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: area_51_games on October 03, 2009, 10:49:12 am
Ok I just bought the game from "RPGDRIVETHRU" this a very nice little game, I like the cinematic approch but it is the d20 system I wanted all along, the inverted thing is diffrent, I do not know if I like the low roll thing but to me it is comme see , comme sai ' so if we can really get into the meat of the game, I well. what is the good thing! the mechanics are clean and very intuitive! if you played d20 you just bearly have to read the thing to get the game going! I like the , finally got the ideal to drop classes and levels! what an atiquited mechanic that some game designers just fo not or can not let go off! including the CRPG market!
it need more art! and ship plans and pictures of space ships! need more background not the kind of mega plot kind of stuff just information for those who are not of the nature to spend hours expanding the universe for adventure, the mapes you psoted would have been great for an appendex!
I would like to see the book expanded for a delux edition with more matterial this time include the cyberware, and maybe a small section on flavor for the martion Cities and the poeple, like maybe backgrounds or cultures that give you a template of types of background for you to pick from, these are just suggestions but I do enjoy the game and I can do a lot with it! including a new concept for a generations ship more along the lines of Alpha dawn or have you ever read justifiers? animal that in modern d20 called then Monroes.In Justifiers there called Betas!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 04, 2009, 07:34:52 pm
I would like to see the book expanded for a delux edition with more matterial this time include the cyberware, and maybe a small section on flavor for the martion Cities and the poeple, like maybe backgrounds or cultures that give you a template of types of background for you to pick from, these are just suggestions but I do enjoy the game and I can do a lot with it! including a new concept for a generations ship more along the lines of Alpha dawn or have you ever read justifiers? animal that in modern d20 called then Monroes.In Justifiers there called Betas!
These are some good ideas and something we intend to do. Just takes more time than we like to get stuff out, because we are such a small operation :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 04, 2009, 09:16:32 pm
Hiss Hiss Hiss, Chir Chir Chir, Chirp Chirp Chirp!
BZ
You did that wrong....it should be snort snort snort, hiss hiss hiss, grrr grrr grrr. :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 23, 2009, 03:12:52 pm
well I didn't want to scare everybody away with the big artillary ;D
Bz
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 25, 2009, 01:23:24 pm
Aw what the heck ;D ;D ;D
SNORT!!!
HISS!!!
GRRR!!!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on October 25, 2009, 09:10:35 pm
I would like to be the first person to congratulate and introduce to all of you" The Murder Mystery Dinner 1st place winner of The Bonehead Award......... BZ!!!!!!!" Ah yes he did it. We went to this dinner where you figure out who killed who and why. The scenario was Dracula and his Chalet. To make a long story short, the bride of Frakenstein was the killer, she killed drac out of jealousy. BZ put in his idea of what happened. Here it goes" He said that a dead baby skeleton named Dorine mind controlled Igor( her faithful owner) who was not wearing a tin foil hat and thus swayed to do the little omens bidding". He turned in his ballot with his name on it " Abby Normal" and won a certificate which states........
Musical Mysteries & More is proud to present THE BONEHEAD AWARD to " Abby Normal" for not even coming close to figuring out the mystery. This award prominently displayed earns them the ridicule of friends, family, comrades and peers and lets the world know that in no way should they be allowed out of the house unescorted." He won first prize folks!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 26, 2009, 04:31:08 pm
*bows* Thank you, thank you very much!!! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on October 26, 2009, 08:43:17 pm
LOL too funny!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 28, 2009, 12:05:47 pm
HURRAY!!! My jumb0 cabin tent and mummy sleeping bags finally came in ;D
I'll be off on a canoe/island/cold weather camping trip with the family this weekend. (my teenage daughters are thrilled of course... hehehehe) ;)
I love being the one who gets to say "because it builds 'character'" ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on October 28, 2009, 02:17:20 pm
I'm going camping next month! Jay's sister Joy and her boyfriend are coming out to visit us over Thanksgiving week. Her only request was to see the redwood where I took Jay for his birthday a coupld years ago.
So we're driving about 5 hours north and going camping for one night. There's beautiful hiking trails and whatnot. We just rented a tent cabin for one night at a really nice campgrounds. I loved it there last time. It's four wood walls and a tarp roof. It has two double bed platforms with a pad on them and a little wood burning heater inside. It gets pretty cold up there since it's not far from the coast. No set up time means more time for hiking and enjoying the woods.
I can't wait!
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Post by: BerkaZerka on October 28, 2009, 08:25:30 pm
Oh, that's cool - reminds me of our awesome 'Cabin Con' adventure back in the day ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 30, 2009, 10:57:14 am
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Post by: BerkaZerka on November 02, 2009, 03:10:42 pm
Well, we survived our island camping adventure ;D
It was a lot of fun and nobody died, which as nice ;)
Friday afternoon, I loaded up a canoe and went alone to drop supplies off on an island we wanted to try camping on. When I got to the island however, I found that a nearby cement plant was way too loud to camp there, so I unloaded my provisions on the island and proceeded to paddle back upstream to the drop in point. After about three hundred yards, it was clear I would never get back in time to meet my wife there with another canoe and other supplies – so I went across the river and docked the canoe. From there I hiked up a hundred ft incline to a railroad track, caught my breath, then continued up another two hundred foot incline to a road, where I called my wife to let her know where to pick me up.
Once we got back together, we gathered the rest of our supplies and a second canoe and headed to the drop in point. There we went down river to where I had docked the first canoe. I picked it up and we went to the island where I dropped our supplies. We decided to pick up the supplies and head another hour down river to another island (which we had camped on before) – it was dark by the time we had loaded up and so we took a surreal moonlit canoe trip down a river to our island. We set up camp and were to bed around 1:00am.
It rained that night, which isn’t a problem due to a superior tent and having all the right gear for such an event. But our tarp (which we had hung over our camp had blown down on one side, due to the stakes being in sandy soil with no holding power. That and the fact that our site was on the pebbly rock strewn flood plain of the river (basically a dry river bed) we decided to move our entire camp to a better spot in the morning with the daylight. So we did and I got soaked setting up our tarp in the new spot. Once the tarp was up and I was dripping wet, it stopped raining and didn’t again for the entire campout. Nice. :P
Anyway. We went down river that afternoon, got picked up an portaged to the drop in point again, where we picked up the rest of our family (and my mom) to bring them down river to our island campsite. It was pretty neat seeing my one-year old’s reaction to all the new and interesting stuff she got to see/experience on the trip for the first time.
That night the temp dropped to 33 degrees, but we were toasty warm in our tents and mummy sleeping bags, including the little one who was snuggled in between Ladyzerka and I in our zipped together mummy bags.
The next day, after canoeing and such, we took everyone to down river to the drop off point, then Lady Z and I canoed back to the island and hung out till 6:00pm, befor loading everything up and coming in for pick up and portage home.
Lots of fun. 8)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on November 04, 2009, 06:45:44 pm
BZ is right. Loads of fun this weekend. ;D The part where BZ and I had to paddle to our island after dropping off the family, he forgot to mention that we had to go up stream, against strong wind and I could see the island but could not seem to reach it. It was tough, but as BZ says" It builds character!!!!" ;) I had a great time. Fighting the elements, cooking filet mignon at midnight and the best darn cheesy potatoes made in a dutch oven this side of the Mississippi. ;D The moonlit river trip is too cool to put into words. Full moon gave us a little light. A big fish jumped out of the water near BZ's canoe and he about jumped out of his skin( HEE HEE HEE!!!) It was also Halloween night and one of our daughters threw up because the other kind sisters reassured her that Michael Myers would be visiting them that evening. ::) They are sweet like that. This is a kid who hates outdoors and will not even sleep without a night light. All in all it was a great time. :)
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Post by: LadyZerka on November 04, 2009, 06:48:57 pm
By the way, BZ and Lady Z has made it 2 years in the marriage department ;D We just celebrated our 2nd anniversary by drinking the worst sparkling soda you could imagine. I think we even had pine sol flavor! ;D Any ways Yay us! ;)
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Post by: BerkaZerka on November 04, 2009, 07:43:08 pm
Yeah, yay us! ;D
I got to say - the sparkling pomagranet water smelled like dog food and tasted like balsa wood (and yes I do know what balsa wood tastes like - don't ask ;) )
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on November 05, 2009, 03:32:57 pm
Congrats you guys! Time just flies...feels like just yesterday we were all getting married one after another.
Stick with sparkling apple cider or grape juice. Can't go wrong with those. :D
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Post by: BerkaZerka on November 06, 2009, 04:08:17 pm
I kind of prefere JP's EXTRA BOLD Spring Water, he he he he ;)
Its the twigs and gravel that gives you your daily recommended fiber content ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on November 08, 2009, 08:36:09 pm
I married a physco! ;) Twigs? Gravel? Who knew? ;D All this time I was worried we all had a fiber shortage and there it is right in the driveway. Huh. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on November 08, 2009, 09:41:46 pm
You didn't know JP had a bottled water product? Used pop bottles filled at the creek. I think there were 3 flavors. Plain, murkey, and extra bold. Each one thicker than the last. LOL
We could have made millions! *snort*
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Post by: BerkaZerka on November 09, 2009, 03:11:53 pm
Someday I'm going to photograph the perfect bottle of it and post it here ;D
BZ
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Post by: BerkaZerka on November 17, 2009, 11:26:14 am
All quiet on the western front.
BZ
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Post by: Happyfunball on November 18, 2009, 12:35:04 pm
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Post by: LadyZerka on November 18, 2009, 10:00:40 pm
Happyfunball, that is hysterical! HELP PAREEESH!!!! STOP THAT BIRD!!!!! Hard times for everyone I guess. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 19, 2009, 10:05:49 am
Hehehe :D That is one sneaky bird - note how he saunters casually up to the door - looks around to see if the coast is clear - then hightails it out of there with the goods! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 23, 2009, 06:21:04 pm
Where has all the time to game regularly gone?
BZ
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Post by: BerkaZerka on November 25, 2009, 07:23:07 pm
Oooh... 25 some more posts till I crack two grand 8)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 28, 2009, 04:22:24 pm
Everyone had enough turkey yet? :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on November 29, 2009, 08:30:48 pm
Where is everyone? Too much turkey? It does make you sleepy :P. Time to prepare for snow. YUCK!!!!! It is cool if you get alot, but we usually only get dusting and slushy, sloppy roads. I want to move to Montana where they have real snow!!!! ;D
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Post by: LadyZerka on November 30, 2009, 07:36:16 pm
I just looked into my profile and I have been an active member since December 15 , 2008. 2 more weeks I will have made it a whole year. GO ME!!!!! ;D BZ and I are looking into the next year Con's. I am interested in Dragon Con in Atlanta. Anyone else heard of it or has been there? Is it worth it to go? I hope to save $$$$$ to be able to go to Gen- con, origins and con on the cob wasn't too bad. Dragon con I would like to make a family vacation( Great excuse to go hee hee hee). ;) We will see what 2010 brings.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on December 01, 2009, 11:33:08 pm
What I have heard about Dragon con from my friends who go: They don't go to game, you will find SOME gaming, but not alot. One person said there is about 1/8th the gaming that gencon has. It IS about costumes, parties, naughty costumes, naughty parties, and guests of honor. The majority of the people there, are there to - dress up, get autographs, party, look at costumes, drink and party some more.
It gets a decent amount of celebrities, and has some awesome vendors. So if you have the money and stamina to wait in lines and pay fees you can get alot of autographs. And of course the parties are notorious. If you like to cosplay this is the mecca.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Thayan on December 02, 2009, 03:51:04 pm
What I have heard about Dragon con from my friends who go: They don't go to game, you will find SOME gaming, but not alot. One person said there is about 1/8th the gaming that gencon has. It IS about costumes, parties, naughty costumes, naughty parties, and guests of honor. The majority of the people there, are there to - dress up, get autographs, party, look at costumes, drink and party some more.
It gets a decent amount of celebrities, and has some awesome vendors. So if you have the money and stamina to wait in lines and pay fees you can get alot of autographs. And of course the parties are notorious. If you like to cosplay this is the mecca.
While Most RPGs would do ok, BHB has an advantage over many as DragonCon has a huge Anime influence and as such BHB being heavily ANime based could potentially have good showings at Dragon Con
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 02, 2009, 04:55:10 pm
Yeah, I had heard there was a heavy anime base there.
Ooh, COSPlay - learned a new word today ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on December 02, 2009, 09:55:45 pm
this is true...Anime is very big there. BHB would likely do well there. Both in demos and sales.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 03, 2009, 10:04:35 pm
Thanks. I want to go to Atlanta for several reasons and this would be an excuse to hit another con possibly. Family vacation? perhaps? ;D
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Post by: Happyfunball on December 04, 2009, 10:39:20 pm
Yeah, I had heard there was a heavy anime base there.
Ooh, COSPlay - learned a new word today ;)
BZ
Better fire up the ol' innuendo chart and see what shakes loose on that one. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 07, 2009, 11:48:18 am
Wow, that sounds like a loaded suggestion ::) I'll pass ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 08, 2009, 08:03:36 pm
I will pass too!!! ;D
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Post by: BerkaZerka on December 09, 2009, 03:15:06 pm
I've got a need to play me some Trailer Park Wars! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 10, 2009, 03:36:52 pm
Sort of quiet around here lately. On an unrelated note, we're almost to 50 members. That's actually saying something too, as I have dilligently been deleting spam accounts from the get go. These 45 we have now are at least 96% 'real folks' (you should be proud ;D). Counting the bogus accounts, we've actually had 81 members so far :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 11, 2009, 06:36:30 pm
So, anyone got any good mayhem to report?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 11, 2009, 06:52:25 pm
1999 ;D
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Post by: LadyZerka on December 12, 2009, 09:33:22 pm
BZ -was on the roof putting up lights for me. (They need a little fixin', but it will do for now). He got an A for effort! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on December 14, 2009, 01:17:12 am
So we've been really quiet and not posting much but I think you'll forgive us when I tell you that we have been very busy getting ready....
TO COME HOME!!!
We are indeed moving back to the midwest next month. We're leaving here on January 5h and should roll into Ohio on the 10th.
We have a temporary apartment to stay in for awhile, then we go wherever we find work. But at least we will be in within a days journey no matter what.
So we will see you guys very very soon!!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 14, 2009, 11:38:21 am
Awesome news ;D
Be careful if you have to drive through winter weather - Lady Z and I look forward to seeing you guys soon :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 16, 2009, 12:00:21 am
I see the Comlink gets busy at night ;D
Too bad I'm off to bed now, I have to miss all the fun ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 18, 2009, 07:58:07 pm
I should just stay here. I am the insomniac of the family. The doc gave me something for that though so, I guess it is nite-nite soon. :D It will be nice to see FaePooka and co. soon. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 19, 2009, 11:15:00 am
Lots of snow here this morning :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 19, 2009, 05:32:50 pm
I hate snow, unless there is 6 feet to play in. Fake covering snow sucketh. :P I want tons or none.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Jamfke on December 19, 2009, 07:11:47 pm
All we got down here in Tennessee was a dusting. Sucks...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 20, 2009, 05:47:16 pm
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! We are supposed to have a white Christmas here in Pa. I hope so. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 21, 2009, 10:59:58 am
20" here in Baltimore, MD. We got stuck at home through Saturday and Sunday. Worse, the Internet started getting wonky on us on Sunday, which caused much gnashing of teeth. Still sore from all the shoveling. :P
I grew up in the tropics, so snow is still a novelty to me even after all these years. I can see why some folks could get sick and tired of it, though. ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 21, 2009, 04:20:41 pm
I love snow that stays, once the roads are clear, but hate when a good snowfall gets slushed away by crappy rain the very next day :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 21, 2009, 05:22:25 pm
My friend "Mert" would be so jealous for 20". She grew up in Altoona, Pa. That is in the mountains and she is praying for snow ( a blizzard if you will). Around these parts we get a couple of inches, but nothing to brag about. I am happy if we can sled ride at least once. Last time I went , I was 5 months pregnant and BZ pushed me down a hill. All in fun of course. ;D People think I am nuts! I like it that way ::)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 22, 2009, 03:28:07 pm
Aslo, just a reminder to anyone "following" the Mayhem Thread...
Feel free to derail at anytime. This is the mayhem thread after all, so if you got something inane to post, go ahead. Don't wait for a break in the "conversation". ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 22, 2009, 03:29:44 pm
Where can I get a hydralic press and fifty pairs of false teeth at this hour?!?
See how easy that was ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 22, 2009, 03:30:07 pm
I like pie. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 22, 2009, 03:32:30 pm
And in an amazing feat of post legerdemain, I will thread-jack my own derailment:
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Brain, but..."
Add your favorite, or original, ending.
For instance:
"I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the rubber shirt. It chafes me so."
:D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 22, 2009, 04:04:58 pm
Now you're talking!
... I think so Brain, but we only have two shrunken heads left and the meter-maid still won't let us park near the bakery ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 22, 2009, 04:18:08 pm
Where can I get a hydralic press and fifty pairs of false teeth at this hour?!?
See how easy that was ;D
BZ
I know just the place to get you some teeth. It just so happens my place of employment has dozens of em' ;D We are also open 24 hours a day. ( Most people would not even miss em') ;D Guess where I work? :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 23, 2009, 02:23:46 pm
Ooh ooh *raises hand* I know, I know! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 23, 2009, 11:01:22 pm
Where can I get a hydralic press and fifty pairs of false teeth at this hour?!?
See how easy that was ;D
BZ
I know just the place to get you some teeth. It just so happens my place of employment has dozens of em' ;D We are also open 24 hours a day. ( Most people would not even miss em') ;D Guess where I work? :P
Um... a hockey rink?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 24, 2009, 10:00:50 am
Hehehe ;D
HI STICK!!! *WHAP!!!* oops ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 24, 2009, 10:25:33 am
Heh. True story.
Around the time when cable TV was relatively new, I was home from college visiting my parents who had recently gotten the service. I should mention that "home" in this case was sunny Puerto Rico.
I walked into the living room to catch my dad watching a hockey game. I asked him, "Dad? Why are you watching this? You're not a hockey fan."
With a totally straight face, my dad replied, "No, I'm a fight fan."
:D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 24, 2009, 01:38:22 pm
That's funny 'cause it's true ;) :D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 24, 2009, 01:47:40 pm
Just got back from taking the little one (16 month old) on her first sled riding adventure :) She was bundled up to the point of looking like a pink little sumo, in a whinnie the poo snowsuit. The hill was a pretty good size, but not too steep, which offered a smooth yet long ride at a brisk but not reckless speed. The hike back up was good exercise ;)
I took her down the hill three times. The first time she didn't know what to expect, but by the third ride, she was a little nervous as we slipped over the precipice. At the bottom of the hill each time however, she jabbered excitedly, trying to say the word "ride" ;D
Off to the side of the sled run, I found a tiny bump of a slope, where I sent her down a ten foot stretch into the waiting arms of her older sister. She enjoyed that as well. Not too shabby for her first go at it ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 24, 2009, 10:59:50 pm
I had to miss that, but I saw pictures. It is so cool seeing a little child experience snow for the first time. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 25, 2009, 04:47:50 pm
Snow's all gone now with rain. It was nifty while it lasted though :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 25, 2009, 08:59:53 pm
I am not liking this icy rain, I fell and hit pretty good. :( I can not wait til Spring!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 28, 2009, 12:05:31 pm
Hmmm... More snow this week :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 28, 2009, 12:06:30 pm
Careful driving out there - especially if it's across country ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 29, 2009, 05:46:19 pm
Scribblenauts is a cool DS game :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 31, 2009, 10:53:40 am
So, I was wondering who the first would be to wish us a Happy New Year in the Holidays Thread... No cheating!, you got to wait till it's really the New Years in your area ;D
Though I am a bum and will probably sleep through it - that is unless Lady Z finds this thread first ;) ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 31, 2009, 11:04:55 am
Ahem! There will be no snoozin', no boozin' and you will see the ball drop! ;D I will make sure of that! ;D I have a big mouth!!!!! :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 31, 2009, 02:13:29 pm
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 31, 2009, 07:51:03 pm
I'll be up but probably chasing bad guys in City of Heroes.
My lovely wife had to head up to VT to help out with her mom who's in the hospital so we're spending NYE apart. :(
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 01, 2010, 12:49:20 am
Not fun the hospital scene on New Years eve :(
Hope 2010 brings fair fortunes to all though :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 01, 2010, 05:54:21 pm
So much for the ball drop thing. I got moved out of my comfy room at the ER into one with no TV just about 11:54 pm. How nice they were. :P We spent after midnight driving home in icy rain.
On Wednesday though, we had a nice dinner ( Korean food-- YUMMY!!!) and went galavanting in the no tresspassing zone in Pixburgh. We just missed the police, by the way. If you see two mugshots of people snooping around Point State Park, in the dark, it was not us. :-X There is not a break in the fence to slip through either. ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on January 01, 2010, 09:00:31 pm
The correct statement is: "We weren't there, we didn't do it, besides nobody saw us."
I had a character who had that as his mantra. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 02, 2010, 12:23:42 pm
"We weren't there, we didn't do it, besides nobody saw us."
Sound's like the voice of experience to me ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 02, 2010, 12:47:54 pm
Pretty funny ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 03, 2010, 01:54:14 pm
Watching Steelers and Dolphins right now ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 03, 2010, 10:12:22 pm
My Stillers are out of the playoffs now. We won though ;D I have to pick a new team to follow to the big game. :'( I am leaning towards the Eagles vs. Colts :) A guy really got hurt today, they put a tiny little guy, with limited experience in against the Steel Curtain defense and he ran into it. :( I hope he is well, he got knocked out literally. Good luck to Mr. White.( Miami Dolphins)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 05, 2010, 10:31:43 am
Snow snow and more snow :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 05, 2010, 07:21:22 pm
Where is everyone today? ??? Buried in the snow? ;) Wait, everyone does not get snow huh? Oh well. I want to play our game soon! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 08, 2010, 01:55:43 pm
Not that I would ever suggest superfluous posting... (yeah right!)
But Nestor is only a few posts from getting his first grenade ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on January 08, 2010, 02:48:37 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 08, 2010, 03:17:07 pm
50 posts is the next posting rank (Outlaw I believe) and comes with a complimentary grenade (http://www.bountyheadbebop.com/forum/Themes/Bebop/images/grenader.gif)
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 08, 2010, 04:16:29 pm
I need 110. I think I am at my Pepsi Queen limit though. :(
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on January 08, 2010, 08:56:35 pm
50 posts is the next posting rank (Outlaw I believe) and comes with a complimentary grenade (http://www.bountyheadbebop.com/forum/Themes/Bebop/images/grenader.gif)
;D
BZ
Ah, enlightenment!
Well, you know what they say, once you pull the pin on Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 09, 2010, 11:15:32 am
Yes, also remember - pull pin and throw...
*pulls pin*
*throws pin*
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 11, 2010, 01:31:13 pm
I'm jazzed about my Penguins of Madagasgar Mythos Madness adventure ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on January 11, 2010, 02:52:42 pm
I can promise loads of mayhem and perhaps even a little cross-dressing for good measure ;)
BZ
:o
"Private! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Skipper, but this time, can you wear the rubber shirt? It chafes me so."
:D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 11, 2010, 09:37:46 pm
TMI!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 12, 2010, 10:57:49 pm
Cranberries.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 13, 2010, 12:53:46 pm
I am here to tell you guys that I am at work and it sucketh! :'( I want to go home! :(
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on January 13, 2010, 01:32:34 pm
Many sympathies.
I work in a secure area where outside contact is limited. I'm lucky in that I have a workstation that has internet access (because of my need to reserach information) and can therefore do things like read the forums and keep a tenuous grip on my sanity.
The project is moving to a new facility within the month, that has even more limited in accessibility, though, and I will not be able to simply turn around and login when I want to. :P
The upside is that the facility has an area where I can set up my laptop and connect. I foresee a lot of "internet searches" through the day. ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 14, 2010, 11:15:37 am
One of my favorite jobs ever was as second shift computer operator for a bank. In addition to having nothing to do all evening (except to baby-sit the computer, in the rare event that something went wrong), I was being paid to do my collage work, write (and print) a 300,000+ word D&D campaign that took characters from 1st to 25th level, host Quake and Warcraft LAN parties on the weekends (they never should have given me the alarm codes and keys), and of course surf the net.
Good stuff. Good stuff indeed ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 15, 2010, 04:42:35 pm
I will spare all of you the gruesome details of my job. Trust me, you are better off not knowing. :P Let's just say, it takes a special kind of person to do what I do. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 22, 2010, 04:29:08 pm
Sort of quiet around here lately :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 22, 2010, 04:31:02 pm
*sings* Where has all the mayhem gone? ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on January 22, 2010, 05:31:36 pm
Heh. I once concocted a plan for a series of one-shot adventures called Plan B. The idea was that the PCs were trouble-shooters called in to deal with a situation that had gone balls-up. "Time for Plan B."
If you've ever read the Global Frequency limited-run comic series (which, BTW, was published after I'd toyed with the idea), it's more or less the concept.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 01, 2010, 03:19:55 pm
Yup... I'm having a blast writing up this Penguins/Cthulhu adventure. I can hardly contain myself from blabing all the coolness ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 07, 2010, 10:18:24 pm
Saints win the Super Bowl. Good for them, as they havn't got one till now :)
I like the colts too, but the game just wasn't the same without the Steelers :(
Next time perhaps ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 09, 2010, 10:27:08 pm
Steelers had to let someone else have at least one. We do carry the record of SIX titles ya know!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 10, 2010, 12:29:02 pm
All this snow reminds me of how it was when we were kids. I haven't seen this much snow in over fifteen years ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on February 10, 2010, 03:58:38 pm
Having grown up in the tropics, I can say with complete honesty I haven't seen this much snow EVER. ;D
Here in MD, the government has officially closed the roads. Only emergency vehicles are allowed on the streets; not even the plows can make it out.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 10, 2010, 04:54:42 pm
I was in a blizzard down in Waldorf MD back in '95. My job was one where I couldn't call off, so I made some pretty hazardous drives during those days :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 10, 2010, 09:51:40 pm
I have had about enough of this snow. I am the only one in the household who has to go to work in it! ;) Everyone else has school and work cancelled. :( I want to stay home too!!! :'(
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on February 10, 2010, 10:08:57 pm
Heh. My wife pretty much threatened me with bodily harm if I'd tried going to work today.
Good thing, too, seeing as how the day turned out. I did one try at clearing the walkway and sidewalk, then gave it up as a fruitless exercise.
Digging ourselves out tomorrow is going to be such a treat. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 11, 2010, 09:11:26 pm
Ole BZ had to climb on top of a school bus to sweep it off ( to avoid being fined heavily of course) and said to come get him if he did not return soon :) ( that meant he fell off, hee hee hee ;D)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 13, 2010, 01:38:07 pm
blank... :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 13, 2010, 01:38:47 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 13, 2010, 01:43:42 pm
Oh - 5 more post and harleqwn bumps up a level ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 17, 2010, 12:23:07 pm
Oh sweet mayhem thread - how I've missed you *sniff* ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 17, 2010, 09:14:39 pm
There, there. It is ok ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2010, 11:21:19 am
There once was a bard from Rengold's Bane, Who's lute was as small as his little pink brain, He had a band of merry men, Yammering halflings in number of ten, They labored all day with many a faintings, To capture his greatness in black velvet paintings, But theirs was a quest as endless as stars, For how could they hide the lobotomy scars?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on February 18, 2010, 01:02:41 pm
???
Brain assplodey. :D
But if it's limericks you want:
Quote
Said Einstein, I have an equation That some may call Rabelaisian. Let V be virginity Approaching infinity And P be a constant, persuasion.
Now, let V over P be inverted And the square root of P be inserted X times into V The result, Q.E.D. Is a relative, Einstein asserted.
And for those who demand a two-fer:
Quote
There once was a young girl from York, Who plugged up her <BLEEP> with a cork. A woodpecker or two Made the grade, that was true, But it totally baffled the stork.
'Til along came a man who presented His tool that was strangely indented. With a dizzying twirl He punctured that girl, And that's how the corkscrew was invented.
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2010, 10:19:02 pm
Hehehe ;D
Though there's way more limericks we can't share here - I know a few realativly tame ones :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2010, 12:14:52 am
Good nite all - I am out of here to catch a few Z's :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2010, 02:00:12 pm
And We're Back! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2010, 02:00:54 pm
Not that I slept-in till the above post (I wish) ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 22, 2010, 09:37:43 pm
Are you sure BZ? Snoozing is one of your specilaties ;) I am only jealous. I spend most of my nights staring at the clock and as soon as it is time to get up for work, that is when I could sleep :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 26, 2010, 03:32:46 pm
Off to run a Black Belt test for my students (Lady Z included - she's going for second degree BB :)) wish 'em luck ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on February 26, 2010, 09:22:24 pm
Off to run a Black Belt test for my students (Lady Z included - she's going for second degree BB :)) wish 'em luck ;D
BZ
Break a leg! No, wait...
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 27, 2010, 10:19:46 pm
Break a leg? Funny you should mention that. I did not break a leg, but I can hardly move either one of them. I have just experienced a black belt test that literally kicked my ass. I have been so busy that I have not trained properly and let me tell you I feel it. My elbow is so sore, I had to break a cinder block for my second degree black belt test and it is just lucky it broke the first time ;D I feel I did pretty well all things considered. I will let you know if I pass later. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on February 28, 2010, 08:22:51 am
Break a leg? Funny you should mention that. I did not break a leg, but I can hardly move either one of them. I have just experienced a black belt test that literally kicked my ass. I have been so busy that I have not trained properly and let me tell you I feel it. My elbow is so sore, I had to break a cinder block for my second degree black belt test and it is just lucky it broke the first time ;D I feel I did pretty well all things considered. I will let you know if I pass later. :)
As an eternal gold belt, I express my sincere sympathy. I remember my test oh so many years ago (at least my knee does, every time it rains).
You broke a cinder block with an elbow strike? :o Mental note for the next Cthulhupoly game: Let Lady Z win. ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 01, 2010, 12:06:49 pm
Don't mess with Lady Z - she's broken red house bricks as well from time to time ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 01, 2010, 10:16:11 pm
I do have to admit, breaking is my favorite event. Iam pretty good at it and I enjoy it. I will have to try to break a coconut like BZ when I get the guts someday. ;D That is pretty difficult. I can do stacks of boards, house bricks and cinder blocks. I am always looking for something new to break. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 02, 2010, 07:42:23 am
I do have to admit, breaking is my favorite event. Iam pretty good at it and I enjoy it. I will have to try to break a coconut like BZ when I get the guts someday. ;D That is pretty difficult. I can do stacks of boards, house bricks and cinder blocks. I am always looking for something new to break. ;D
*Nestor surreptitiously shuffles a couple of steps away from Lady Z*
Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go. Places to go, people to meet, yup, yup.
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 02, 2010, 06:41:39 pm
LOL Lady Z just grins ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 02, 2010, 10:22:32 pm
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 04, 2010, 09:39:51 pm
Yowza!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 04, 2010, 10:46:07 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 05, 2010, 02:08:23 pm
Oh, don't worry about it, it's not a bee... Just a big hairy tarantula - nothing to worry about ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 05, 2010, 04:56:15 pm
Do spiders have stingers? ???
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 05, 2010, 06:50:20 pm
Oh yeah, about fifty or sixty ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 07, 2010, 08:35:11 pm
Why do I detect a BIT of sarcasm? ;) Enquiring minds wanted to know! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 08, 2010, 02:59:34 pm
Of note - our local cat styling salon - Catitude - has gone out of business. Who could have guessed that the economy was so bad that a feline fluffing service would have failed in only eight short months :P
Personally, I think it was just another mob front for laundering money, but ey - what do I know ::)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 08, 2010, 04:31:30 pm
Of note - our local cat styling salon - Catitude - has gone out of business. Who could have guessed that the economy was so bad that a feline fluffing service would have failed in only eight short months :P
Personally, I think it was just another mob front for laundering money, but ey - what do I know ::)
BZ
Funny you should mention that. The other day I was coming out of the local hole-in-the-wall pizza shop I frequent when I noticed a pet grooming salon had opened up on the same shopping strip, tucked in out of sight.
Mind you, this is the same strip that also has a custom pool cue shop, I kid you not. You want to talk about mob fronts... ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 10, 2010, 10:10:13 am
Thank goodness that two blocks down from the failed Catitude, the Fur-Ever Family Feline Rescue and Re-Home'ing center is still in business ::)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 10, 2010, 12:57:22 pm
Thank goodness that two blocks down from the failed Catitude, the Fur-Ever Family Feline Rescue and Re-Home'ing center is still in business ::)
BZ
Could be worse. Catitude could be being replaced by a Korean restaurant. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 10, 2010, 08:44:07 pm
We like Korean restaurants around here :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 11, 2010, 05:56:18 pm
I like Korean as long as Cattitude is not on the menu :P
On another note, you all are talking to a brand new " E DAN" :) I passed my second degree black belt test YAY!!!!!!!
On yet another note, I hope I can get my vacation days off work for all of the cons and other plans I have for the summer, wish me luck. They do not appreciate call offs as I am willing to do if necessary. It is my turn next week to set in stone my vacation schedule. I have 13 years senority but there are folks with 25+ years. Let the gaming angel be with me this week ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 11, 2010, 08:02:57 pm
Good luck honey :-*
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 14, 2010, 08:38:12 pm
Thanks ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 16, 2010, 07:21:44 pm
*Stir Stir Stir*
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 16, 2010, 07:22:17 pm
*Poke Prod Poke*
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 16, 2010, 07:22:46 pm
*Nudge Nudge*
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 16, 2010, 10:10:41 pm
Someone stir up some mayhem already! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 17, 2010, 10:26:14 am
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 19, 2010, 10:32:39 pm
Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale - no! This is a song about being happy. That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy joy!
I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy joy!
If'n you ain' the granddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?
Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy joy!
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy joy joy!
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 19, 2010, 10:55:19 pm
Hey now, that's just nuts!
Stimpy! Don't eat that dirt - that dirt is poison! You'll get beaver fever for sure! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 23, 2010, 11:53:45 am
Spam Spam and more Spam :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 23, 2010, 02:12:11 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 27, 2010, 09:25:44 pm
SPAM!!!!! SPAM!!!!!! SPAM!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 27, 2010, 09:29:25 pm
500 ;D I will take it anyway I can get it! ;)
I AM NOW A PRO!!!!!!!!! SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P
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Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 27, 2010, 09:46:10 pm
I was planning to post a snarky remark about post-padding then I remembered hearing about Lady Z and breaking concrete blocks.
:o
I ain't sayin' nothin'...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 29, 2010, 08:10:14 am
I promise not to break anything Nestor---- Say it! ;D
I can not wait til Origins comes around. I need a vacation so bad. I think there is about 85 days left. :'( I want out of the workplace and into the fun filled worlds of gaming. Days and days of glorious gaming. I would like to know who is all going to be able to attend Origins this year? Anyone? I can't rememver who said they were coming.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 29, 2010, 11:13:54 am
I'm really looking forward to our vacation time too :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 29, 2010, 11:16:04 am
Thank goodness that two blocks down from the failed Catitude, the Fur-Ever Family Feline Rescue and Re-Home'ing center is still in business ::)
BZ
Could be worse. Catitude could be being replaced by a Korean restaurant. ;D
I don't believe it... A block down from the Fur-Ever Family Feline Rescue and Re-Home'ing Center - They're opening a Grand Paws Pet Grooming business... :P
Sigh... I guess at least they are branching out from just cats now ::)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 29, 2010, 12:21:34 pm
I can not wait til Origins comes around. I need a vacation so bad. I think there is about 85 days left. :'( I want out of the workplace and into the fun filled worlds of gaming. Days and days of glorious gaming. I would like to know who is all going to be able to attend Origins this year? Anyone? I can't rememver who said they were coming.
From a time and money perspective, I can really attend only one con a year, and while I considered making this year an Origins year, I have friends from WA who've threatened bodily harm if I don't make an appearance at GenCon. ;)
So for me, it's no sleep 'til Indy! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 30, 2010, 09:05:35 am
Yeah, It's a bit of a stretch to get to both. Look forward to seeing you and others again though :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 31, 2010, 09:47:18 am
My how popular we are with russian IP's ::)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 31, 2010, 09:49:09 am
I'm still waiting for us to hit 50 'real' members ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 31, 2010, 03:50:07 pm
If I could give some of them cement shoes I would :P
BZ
"Tonight ya sleep with the cheeses!"
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 05, 2010, 12:01:02 pm
That bree a goulda way to deal with 'em ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 08, 2010, 02:09:30 pm
222
Number of The Beast Lite
Now With Only A Third The Calories of Regular Number of The Beast!
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on April 08, 2010, 04:13:30 pm
rw-rw-rw-
The File Protection of the Beast.
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on April 08, 2010, 05:44:37 pm
Roses are red, Violets are blue apparantely the beast is now 222. ;D
I am on a roll, lets keep going....
There once was a man from nantucket........... just kidding. I know not appropriate. I am in a goofy mood, probably from fever. I can not be responsible for my actions today. Our 20 month old has decided to take up cosmotology and just got my new hairbrush stuck in my hair( which I have tons of so it is an ugly situation). I have to run HELP PAREEESH!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on April 08, 2010, 08:16:53 pm
This one was an actual title of a book...
668. The Neighbor of the Beast.
:D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on April 10, 2010, 09:33:11 pm
I just spent 8 hours at a karate tournament. LLLLLOOOOONNNNGGGG DDDDAAAYYY!!!!!:) The students did well though. They kicked some serious arse and won lots of trophies. BZ and I did not compete today, we just helped our students out. I was a stepping stone to 2 of their victories. I mean literally: I was on the floor on all fours and the kids would run and jump off of my back to break a board that BZ was holding about 7-8 feet off the ground on a chair. Needless to say they were both succesful and won breaking trophies. :) We were proud of them.
Words of wisdom for today: Determination is what you need now. :)
Take some time and really listen to your own inner wisdom. :)
Those were from the fortune cookies we ate at the best Chinese restuarant after the tournment. just thought I would share them. ;D`
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on April 11, 2010, 09:14:05 pm
Of course your students kicked butt! JP is the master sensei right?
You know, I'm so happy that we are moving and having our own place again soon. But I was so happy getting to see you guys regularly. We will have to plan a monthly game night. At least once a month we will come down and visit. On top of camiping trips and other things hopefully. I CANNOT and WILL NOT go through JP withdrawal again. *stomping feet* No No No No No No No NO!
PS.
Wanna help us move?? LOL
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 13, 2010, 09:22:57 am
Santos will be using all of these...probably in the same afternoon...
Damn, sir. You and I have got to get together on a game. I'm not sure BZ would survive the experience, though. ;D
Heck, I didn't even include the quotes we've stolen for movies and such.
"See this gun? It's legal in only two planets, and this ain't one of them."
"It shoots through schools."
"Listen up, you primitive screwheads! THIS... IS... MY BOOMSTICK!"
"I like to keep this handy... for close encounters."
"Give him one gun and he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God."
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on April 30, 2010, 04:44:11 pm
Guns, Schmuns. I would rather play mind games. Spells, hexes and such. That is much more fun ;D
It is much more fun to pull someones innards out through their nostrils or watch the zombie effect take place. I have no mercy so " Who wants to play with me?" ;D
I love a good psychosis inducing horror show. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on May 01, 2010, 10:48:06 am
Note to self, do not anger the Hexslinger.
Or, take them out in their sleep..
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 01, 2010, 01:44:28 pm
Guns, Schmuns. I would rather play mind games. Spells, hexes and such. That is much more fun ;D
It is much more fun to pull someones innards out through their nostrils or watch the zombie effect take place. I have no mercy so " Who wants to play with me?" ;D
I love a good psychosis inducing horror show. ;D
I have the quote for you, then:
"Take your hat off, boy. I'm going to play with your brain."
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on May 01, 2010, 03:07:32 pm
It rubs the lotion on its skin ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 04, 2010, 10:33:11 am
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 08, 2010, 03:06:20 pm
PLLLRRRRRBBBB! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on May 08, 2010, 08:07:59 pm
I am signing off now " I'm having an old friend for dinner" ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 13, 2010, 11:57:24 am
OK, so I finally saw the movie (Silence of the Lambs) and thought it was a pretty good psychological thriller :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on May 16, 2010, 06:33:11 pm
Speaking of choking the daylights out of someone( in another thread) I have a neighbor from hell. BZ went to burn some papers and apparently he did not like it and called the police on us. We got a warning and we also found out that recreational fires are permitted anytime. Needless to say, the next night, we had smores with a really cool campfire. He was not amuzed: One for us!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on May 20, 2010, 08:09:27 pm
What is going with everyone? Somebody has to have a fun story to share somewhere ;D I need a good laugh. C'mon you can do it....... ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 20, 2010, 09:43:23 pm
OK, here's something to amuse y'all.
At my workplace, they've started this tradition where every third Friday of the month, it's Jersey day. You come in wearing your favorite team's jersey. You know, the typical team-building kind of brouhaha.
I am not a sports fan kind of guy. So, I'm seriously contemplating wearing my kilt for the occasion.
For those with an inclination to wonder what that would look like, I offer this humble image (http://www.flickr.com/photos/8717866@N07/3863969803/sizes/m/in/set-72157621957337209/) from last year's GenCon as a preview. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 21, 2010, 07:31:03 pm
Aieee! My eyes! It burnses us! It burnses us!
;D
Nah, it ain't so bad. At least you're not wearing fishnet stockings with them ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on May 22, 2010, 05:00:14 pm
" I'm just a sweet transvestite...... from transexual...........Translyvania........ha ha!"
Compliments of the Rocky Horror Picture Show ( if you are wondering ;D)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 22, 2010, 10:08:47 pm
You're twisted honey ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 22, 2010, 10:26:21 pm
I saw that movie once... ONCE.
(Points for recognizing the other movie I'm paraphrasing from). ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on May 26, 2010, 05:31:16 am
The Rocky Horror Picture Show is quite disturbing isn't it? ;D Only Tim Curry could pull it off. ;)
So what esle is happenin' ?I want to see Furry Venegence and BZ thinks I am lame. :(
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 26, 2010, 07:18:23 am
So what esle is happenin' ?I want to see Furry Venegence and BZ thinks I am lame. :(
I saw the poster for that flick and was mildly disturbed. The word "Furry" has a different context to me than the one the filmmakers probably intended, and the title brings to mind a horde of crazed catgirls running rampant at a con.
Then again, I'd probably pay to see that... ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 26, 2010, 08:58:56 am
I can see it now.. Oh my! :D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on May 26, 2010, 06:19:42 pm
I think it was Columbus last year that they had a "Furry" parade going on. I was on my way to Staples to get a computer part and I recall those folks wondering around. LOTS and LOTS of them. ;D
They are an interesting bunch ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 31, 2010, 08:21:26 am
Yukon Ho!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 03, 2010, 07:30:34 pm
Everyone is so darn busy right now. I can't wait for vacation!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 04, 2010, 09:34:30 am
It will pay off. You finally admitted the excitement mode, that means you are near the finish. Stress gone, fun in..... ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on June 04, 2010, 12:16:13 pm
Hey guys! I have a question. Jay and I are planning on coming home for a visit next weekend (11th 12th) and it turns out I DO need to dig through the minis after all.
I thought I put all of mine back but I think two of mine may have ended up mixed in with yours. At least I HOPE they are and not lost to the winds. If they are not in there I will at least need to borrow a few so I have what I need for my sessions. Are you guys available at all maybe saturday evening for me to rummage??
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 04, 2010, 02:51:02 pm
Hey guys! I have a question. Jay and I are planning on coming home for a visit next weekend (11th 12th) and it turns out I DO need to dig through the minis after all.
I thought I put all of mine back but I think two of mine may have ended up mixed in with yours. At least I HOPE they are and not lost to the winds. If they are not in there I will at least need to borrow a few so I have what I need for my sessions. Are you guys available at all maybe saturday evening for me to rummage??
We may not be able to cross schedules as there is a lot going on for us... Late Saturday night might work... or you could describe what you want and I can bring them or mail them. Let us know :-\
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on June 04, 2010, 04:16:51 pm
Hmmm, how late saturday are we talking? 9 or 10 would be fine I think. Later than that maybe not LOL
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Post by: BerkaZerka on June 05, 2010, 03:42:00 pm
Hmmm, how late saturday are we talking? 9 or 10 would be fine I think. Later than that maybe not LOL
We might be back by 10 but we won't know for sure till closer to the actual day...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on June 05, 2010, 04:35:12 pm
OK. We'll play it by ear! ;)
So what have you got going on making you so uber busy?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 05, 2010, 04:49:04 pm
Camping out Friday to Saturday, then Saterday evening Graduation Parties for freinds :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on June 05, 2010, 05:43:50 pm
Aaahhh I see. Well we will figure it out I'm sure.
Is Sunday better for you? We're going out to dinner with the family but we may be able to come over after that.
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Post by: LadyZerka on June 06, 2010, 08:59:04 pm
Sunday may work, let you know for sure in a day or so..... We are so crazy busy it is insane. :P
We got to get the girls ready for their camp trip, Origins in 2 weeks, camp Friday- Saturday, Graduation parties ( we just left one), doctors appts., picking up overtime etc, etc, etc..............
I can not wait to go to Origins just to get the hell away from this madness!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on June 07, 2010, 11:40:23 am
Well at least you're not bored right? LOL
Just let me know when you know so I know and we'll know etc etc etc heh heh
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Post by: LadyZerka on June 07, 2010, 11:50:22 am
Will do :) Maybe you can let BZ know what you are looking for so maybe he could find it in spare time and get them to you before you leave. Just a suggestion :) I do not know that it would even be easily done. We would like to see you guys though. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on June 07, 2010, 02:44:20 pm
I kinda need to do a look through. I can describe the two I'm looking for in general terms but it's a kind of "I know it when I see it". I can't recall the small details off hand.
Plus the ones I may need to borrow will be a similar circumstance.
Plus I wanna see ya!
Soooo.....make it so number one! :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 12, 2010, 07:36:33 pm
I kinda need to do a look through. I can describe the two I'm looking for in general terms but it's a kind of "I know it when I see it". I can't recall the small details off hand.
Plus the ones I may need to borrow will be a similar circumstance.
Plus I wanna see ya!
Soooo.....make it so number one! :D
I'll be here Sunday after 2:00 pm if'n ya can make it by :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on June 13, 2010, 12:32:29 am
How about around 7pm?? We're taking the folks out to dinner, prolly around 5 or so. is that too late? I promise not to take tooooo long. Just a quick dig through and maybe a couple hugs :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 13, 2010, 12:35:59 pm
That's fine :) I'll PM ya my phone number again in case ya need it too.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 14, 2010, 08:49:22 pm
OK, so now that that is resolved, we need more mayhem.
Give me a day or two... I'll think of something.
(I think he's stalling)...
Hey, shut up you!
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on June 14, 2010, 09:33:48 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on June 15, 2010, 12:37:26 pm
LOL! I'd like to think that he would really love to do that!
And thanks for the figures JP...one step closer to ready!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 15, 2010, 03:05:27 pm
You're welcome :)
And I've seen some pretty funny movie trailor parody out there ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 16, 2010, 06:56:47 pm
Nestor, pretty funny! ;D
Stupid phrase for the day: Break shit don't make shit!
I hate JoAnn Fabric stores. I would rather put wooden stakes in my fingernails than enter such a horrible place. I am just glad to get that out of my system, thanks for listening ;D ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 16, 2010, 07:25:29 pm
All-righty then :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 21, 2010, 09:07:45 pm
What a day. Got the girls ready for their weeklong camp trip; got the car packed; will drive them out to camp tomorrow, then come home and pack for Lori and I one week Origins trip.
Lots of scuttling like a maniac, but it will be worth it! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 21, 2010, 09:09:01 pm
Oh, and I forgot, we also did a night of one thousand kicks class tonight in our karate school. Actually, it comes out to 1040 kicks... The legs are burnt, but it's all good :D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 22, 2010, 03:48:13 pm
Blarg Blarg Flargen!
BZ
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Post by: BerkaZerka on June 22, 2010, 03:50:08 pm
How 'bout a few rounds of This Or That?
I'll start below...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 22, 2010, 03:51:30 pm
Coke or Pepsi?
( don't let ladyzerka see this question ;D )
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 22, 2010, 04:03:05 pm
AHAAAAAAH!!!!!! I am not blind sir! The pepsi queen is not amuzed by such shenanagans ;)
Coke should be outlawed. It tastes like poison. You will surly loose all vitality and wound points if you consume such sludge into your human bodies. Not even the best faith healers could save you ;)
Pepsi of course!!!!!!!! ;D
Next: PAPER OR PLASTIC?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on June 22, 2010, 07:15:05 pm
Depends. Are you referring to bags? Or money? ;)
Here's one for the guys.
Boxers or Briefs?
And if your answer is the same as the one I used above, I do not want to know. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 22, 2010, 08:22:00 pm
What? Depends? ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 22, 2010, 08:24:10 pm
OK, I guess I should answer too -
Sport Boxer Briefs - best of both worlds - hehehe ;D
Would you rather have your pinky finger slammed in the car door as it goes through the car wash
(or)
Bite down on a file and yank it out sideways?
enquiring minds want to know ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 27, 2010, 06:45:53 am
I have to go with pinky slammin'. Metal in your mouth is never a good thing. That ranks up there with the fingernails on the ole' blackboard scenario. EEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!! ;D
Would you rather be baked or fried? Use your imagination......... ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on June 27, 2010, 11:13:12 am
Fried! Cause it would be over quickly and EVERYTHING tastes better fried! ;D
Cthulhu or Aazathoth?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on June 27, 2010, 03:18:44 pm
Definitely a gun unless your knife is a really cool sword. 8)
Heh. I'm definitely in the "guns are for show, knives are for pro" camp. Knives don't jam or run out of ammo. ;)
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Sweet or sour? ???
I go for both. Story of my life. :)
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Or a big question...... Origins or Gen Con? I am curious to hear the reasoning for this one ;D
Ooh, this one requires thought. I'd love to go to both, but finances dictate otherwise. Ironically, the same factor would point to Origins as the choice (it's closer to me, for one thing) but GenCon has always stood as the gaming mecca to me, all the way back to when I was a young man stuck in a small tropical island, reading about this cool place in Wisconsin where people got together to talk and play games. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 29, 2010, 10:38:34 am
Definitely a gun unless your knife is a really cool sword. 8)
Heh. I'm definitely in the "guns are for show, knives are for pro" camp. Knives don't jam or run out of ammo. ;)
Up close and personal a knife is way more dangerouse than a firearm - but if range is your thing then a gun is certainly the way to go.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 30, 2010, 08:16:20 pm
Who has phobia's? I have a fear of scary mice ;D My "friends" at work took a brillo pad and made a mouse out of it while I was at Origins, I went back to work to find this beady eyed little creature in my locker. needless to say, I about had a heart attack and it is a wonder I am still here. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: The Cowboy on June 30, 2010, 10:34:37 pm
Spiders...Can't stand the bloody things. & I live in the bush(Woodlands), where there's hundred's, & their not small. (http://members.iinet.net.au/~pterren/Spider_Dads_hand.JPG)
These are common where I live, but not the scariest. Hell I'm typing this with a 10ft pole looking at that.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 01, 2010, 06:49:44 am
My sympathies. I'm not especially phobic, and that picture gave me the willies. :)
If I have a phobia, it's weightlessness. Don't ask me how I got it, but the sensation of free-fall freaks me out. Roller coasters are definitely not my cup of tea, and I can't go into the deep-end of the pool without something to hold onto. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Rbree on July 01, 2010, 10:26:39 am
Needels... big point shiny hypdermic needles. i got this whole out of control phobia about puncture wounds. Snakes are close second. But mice and spiders no problem I've had both as pets.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 01, 2010, 12:22:11 pm
>_< Eww! That is one nasty spider Cowboy!
I don't have any Phobias per se, but I do get nervous when I'm really high up on a rock or wall climb.
Then there was one time in the Navy where we were flying in the Jet Stream above the Atlantic ocean in a P3 Orion. That in itself didn't bother me (it was my job after all) - what was freaky about it though, was that the operational ceiling of a P3 is 25,000 ft and we were at 32,000 ft. It literally felt like the plane was hanging up there on a thread and that it would fall out from beneath your feet at any moment...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: The Cowboy on July 01, 2010, 10:28:59 pm
He looks nasty but they are actually harmless (I'll would say otherwise), their bites hurt but that's about it. We get 'Wolf Spiders' which look similar but are more heavier built & bigger, & they leave horrific scaring if bit. I never used to be afraid of them, but now unless I really have to, I just get the missus. ::)
My sympathies. I'm not especially phobic, and that picture gave me the willies. :)
If I have a phobia, it's weightlessness. Don't ask me how I got it, but the sensation of free-fall freaks me out. Roller coasters are definitely not my cup of tea, and I can't go into the deep-end of the pool without something to hold onto. :P
Cheers Nestor. :)
That's bizarre, I could understand the free-fall & roller coaster but the pool really threw me, wow. My partner is afraid of height's yet she had no problems jumping out of a plane (Skydiving), are you the same BZ?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 02, 2010, 10:18:41 am
...My partner is afraid of height's yet she had no problems jumping out of a plane (Skydiving), are you the same BZ?
As a matter of fact yes. I have Skydived, and found that because you are so high up without reference points to the actual height (such as a tree or wall, where you can tell how high you are in relation to the ground) - jumping out is as simple as slipping over the side of a swimming pool. That and because you are already moving so fast when you jump, there is no bottom dropping out like a roller coaster sensation - just a whole lot o' wind :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 02, 2010, 10:45:04 am
I want to try sky diving once before I die. I have another phobia ( sort of), I can not stand to be under covers. I feel like I am in a straight jacket or tied up. I do not like that at all. I have to have feet out of covers and when I go camping, I have to have a port to put foot out of my sleeping bag. I do not like it zipped up. Goofy huh? ???
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 04, 2010, 11:39:51 am
Our DSL Modem died yesterday, so we're waiting till after the holiday (of course) to get a new one. In spite of a fried wires smell, I've managed to get this one re-installed, though I'm not sure how long it will last...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 05, 2010, 08:37:10 pm
I knew I smelled burnt electrical wires :( That is a horrible smell. I am glad to have a computer until the new hardware comes. :)
We are going camping with the family and the moms this weekend in New York. It should be a real travel treat :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 05, 2010, 08:38:36 pm
I realize that I have 599 posts. That can not be left that way. 600 is an even number so here is my slide by post :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 06, 2010, 02:12:56 pm
Spammer ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 07, 2010, 02:33:55 pm
I've been catching a few movies on dvd ('cause I'm too cheap to go see them at the movies) and thought I throw out two for discussion -
Alice In Wonderland - I actually liked this movie, because it seemed appropriately wierd and true to the feel of the book.
The New Daughter - here's one for the lovecraft fans. A very creepy feel throughout and an un-apologetically appropriate ending.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 12, 2010, 10:56:39 am
Spammer! HUH! You have a lot of room to talk mister !!! ;D
New Daughter was pretty good, if you like a Cthulhu type of movie. Creepy yet satisfying! :) As far as Alice in Wonderland I can not quite say for sure ( I slept through most of it). Not uncommon for me though. I could never be true movie critic. I can't stay awake long enough to be honest usually. I can not sleep at night, but put in a good movie and I am out! :) Good thing movie rentals are 5 days, it takes me that long to watch one ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 14, 2010, 10:26:25 am
Also watched the Green Zone - didn't even bother to finish watching it (boring).
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 14, 2010, 10:36:47 am
You guys gotta go see Despicable Me. It's really funny! I know you guys would laugh as hard as I did.
I want some of those minions. Too cute!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 14, 2010, 11:50:41 am
Good to hear - I'm make sure to check it out sometime. I'm also interested in the other animated 'villain' movie coming out soon (though I can't recal the title at the moment) :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 14, 2010, 05:21:11 pm
Percy Jackson and the Olympians was a kind of movie that I could almost visualize being in a role-playing game. It reminds me kind of like Jay's pantheon game. It was kind of neat. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 16, 2010, 06:56:48 pm
I just want to throw this out there, if you want to get a laugh or two check out ...."People of Wal-Mart" if you haven't already. Funny stuff. You will feel as if you are at a convention gone horribly wrong ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 20, 2010, 01:49:11 pm
Our DSL Modem died yesterday, so we're waiting till after the holiday (of course) to get a new one. In spite of a fried wires smell, I've managed to get this one re-installed, though I'm not sure how long it will last...
BZ
It's still hanging in there, with our new one sitting unused in the box it came in. Nice to have a backup, but I would have prefered to have spent the money on new dice at Gen Con :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 20, 2010, 03:35:25 pm
I am not touching that one ;D
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Post by: Nestor on July 20, 2010, 04:58:31 pm
First of all, anybody that can stand things between thier toes like that (well it's just sick!) Am I the only one who hates toe socks and slippers like these? How do I put this mildly...
BZ I will beat you soundly with these if I ever see them around my house. Don't even think about it ever (though they would look quite nice on you) ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 21, 2010, 05:24:18 pm
I used to have a pair of the Bear paw slippers. I tripped alot and they made my feet roast!
I have nightmare before xmas slippers now..
And I actually like toe socks as long as they are thin and super soft. Only in winter. I can't do thong flip flops cause the thing between the toes makes a blister.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 22, 2010, 03:45:06 pm
I can not stand anything between my toes. BZ puts stuff there on purpose to drive me crazy. Pencils and stuff :P Scraps of paper even. It is complete torture I tell ya. My kids wear them toe socks and I cringe just watching them wear them :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 25, 2010, 01:43:15 pm
Tepid Coaco.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 25, 2010, 03:51:30 pm
????? that means what? I am missing something ???
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 25, 2010, 08:58:01 pm
Cleopatra Jalapeño
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Happyfunball on July 26, 2010, 12:59:22 am
I just wanted to mention that there is no reason whatsoever to panic. None.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 26, 2010, 09:16:17 am
No honey, it's just pure mayhem in its rawest form ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on July 26, 2010, 10:49:03 am
Cloaca Cerebellum!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 26, 2010, 11:28:31 am
Shazbot!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 26, 2010, 11:42:07 am
Snootchie Bootchies!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 26, 2010, 01:46:02 pm
A pistol shot!
A shistol pot!
Oh s**t, I'm shot!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 26, 2010, 01:53:56 pm
I be bleedin' cool.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 26, 2010, 04:46:38 pm
Okay, this one's a bit my gaming group in college would do once in a while.
One of the group would issue the challenge to another. The one challenged had to rise and, in a loud voice, say the following as fast as he could:
"I am a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. I pleasantly pluck mother pheasants. I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever pleasantly plucked a mother pheasant."
Go on. Try it. I dare you. ;D
Oh, and I will willingly demonstrate this when we meet at Gencon. ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 26, 2010, 05:50:11 pm
Linguistically speaking, this is the most difficult tongue twister in the english language - so simple yet sinister -
Red Leather Yellow Leather
Repeated 3 times as fast as you can ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 26, 2010, 08:34:40 pm
Thanks Nestor! I said the F word....Twice ;D
BZ..... That is Cocoa! Just sayin'
Hello Happyfunball. How have you been?
Last but not least:
I once knew a man from Nantucket.......... It is the only one I can think of ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 27, 2010, 07:06:09 am
Isaac Asimov once published the ultimate collection of dirty limericks. I made it a point of trying to memorize as many as I could. Alas, my Swiss-cheese memory has let most of them dribble away, but I still recall one or two:
Said Enstein, I have an equation That some may call Rabelaisan. Let V be Virginity, Approaching infinity, And P be a constant, Persuasion.
Let V over P be inverted, And the square root of P be inserted, X times over T, And the result, QED, Is a relative, Einstein asserted.
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 27, 2010, 09:25:01 am
Wow, that's some wordy dirty there ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 27, 2010, 10:39:31 am
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 27, 2010, 04:36:20 pm
I do appreciate that kind of humor. Pretty good.... ;D The ones I have learned over the years are not fit for public speaking so silence is a virtue( sometimes ;)).
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 27, 2010, 08:01:22 pm
It is best to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on July 28, 2010, 09:43:35 am
Just watched a half an hour of Happy Tree Friends, and I feel vaguely nauseous and guilty. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 28, 2010, 02:10:00 pm
I looked it up on wikipedia and have to say not my cup of tea. I understand the parody an all, but it sounds like it goes a bit too far for my tastes.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 28, 2010, 03:45:53 pm
It's most certainly an acquired taste. I can take it in small doses, usually when I'm in that sort of "little things hitting each other, that's what I like" mood. ;)
Then again, I never grokked South Park and think Beavis & Butthead should have been drowned at birth. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 28, 2010, 05:15:59 pm
I am about to watch" I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry" ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 28, 2010, 07:57:52 pm
I have happy tree friends dvds.....I likes 'em!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 29, 2010, 07:53:09 pm
Been so busy writing today, that this is all the mayhem I can muster :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 29, 2010, 08:09:51 pm
I have reached the " Posting of the Beast" I have 666 posts!!!!! AAHHHHH!!!! ;D I must move out of this situation quickly. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 30, 2010, 12:41:21 pm
Yay! You did it! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 30, 2010, 01:34:31 pm
That movie Operation Endgame could have been written by gamers. Two teams killing each other to find an exit before a napalm bomb goes off and destroys them all. Pretty entertaining though. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 30, 2010, 03:20:29 pm
That movie Operation Endgame could have been written by gamers. Two teams killing each other to find an exit before a napalm bomb goes off and destroys them all. Pretty entertaining though. ;D
I got the same vibe from Predators. A random group of killers get dropped into an alien jungle to be hunted down. That's a con game scenario right there. It was a decent flick, too, and I'm not saying that just 'cause it was made by Robert Rodriguez. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 31, 2010, 09:14:59 am
Operation Endgame had a definite gamer sensation ;D They were using office tools as weapons and such. We watched The Clash of the Titans last night. I was thinking of Jay's game Pantheon. It was about the Gods Zeus and co. Pretty entertaining. Medusa is my favorite ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on July 31, 2010, 02:37:53 pm
UGH I hated that movie! They took the legendary story and bent it over and....well...you get the picture. The original Clash of the Titans will always be my favorite...cheesy yes but at least true to the myth. :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 31, 2010, 05:02:39 pm
I liked this version of Clash, but agree that the original was a much better film. It's like they said for this version - "screw story-telling, we got GCI baby!!!" Everything was bigger - like Big McLarge Huge :P
And hey, let's throw some DJinn in for giggles - that's totally related to Greek Mythology.
But I digress... I actually had fun watching it (for what it was - and eye candy CGI Action Flick).
Oh and I thought it was hilarious the way they totally dissed the original Clash with the clockwork owl scene - ha ha! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 01, 2010, 06:50:37 pm
Ok!!! Ok!!!!! I admit it!! I never saw the first one!!!!! Sue me already!!!! I guess I am not in the " IN CROWD". ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on August 01, 2010, 08:17:03 pm
:o Hey - did you know big Pete from the Mickey Mouse and Goofy cartoons is suposed to be a cat?!? :o
I always thought he was a wolf :P
BZ
Well, duh. He did have it in for Mickey Mouse, after all. ;)
No, if you can figure out what friggin' kind of animal Gonzo is supposed to be, I'll be impressed. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 02, 2010, 01:31:53 pm
I always thought he was a vulture...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 02, 2010, 09:39:24 pm
He looks like a black flamingo... ;D I am willing to learn.... these movies , I will watch..... ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 02, 2010, 11:16:48 pm
Didn't you see the Muppets from Space movie?? Gonzo is an Alien. There's a whole race of Gonzos on another planet.
He was accidentally abandoned here when he was a baby. Poor thing.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 03, 2010, 11:54:58 am
Well that explains a lot ;D
(Note to self, watch Muppets in Space)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 03, 2010, 11:58:58 am
So, as far as Cthulhu parody adventures go, I was thinking a Muppets meet Cthulhu would be pretty sweet - complete with a Muppet version of the Great Old One! Hehehe ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on August 03, 2010, 12:38:43 pm
So, as far as Cthulhu parody adventures go, I was thinking a Muppets meet Cthulhu would be pretty sweet - complete with a Muppet version of the Great Old One! Hehehe ;D
BZ
You are a sick, sick bastard.
Must be why I enjoy your company. ;D
Here's one to get the brain ticking: Muppet Zombies. "Nom, Nom, Nom!!!"
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 03, 2010, 07:10:27 pm
Stuffing... uhng... Stuffing... ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on August 03, 2010, 08:29:46 pm
(I meant "stuffing" as the stuff in a Muppet's head where it's brains would be - you know, what a Muppet Zombie would eat ;) )
BZ
Oh... :-[
Never mind.
:D
I'm sitting here surfing the forums instead of getting ready to go. Bad Nestor!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 04, 2010, 12:25:49 pm
For Shame ! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 04, 2010, 12:50:19 pm
Nestor, get ready!!!!! ;D See you guys soon. GAMER HAVEN here we come!!!!!! :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 05, 2010, 07:41:58 am
We do our camping thing and apparently other gamers do too. I woke up this morning to find a guy dressed in a Battle Dress with a foam sword. We are not the only ones who like this sort of thing. It IS a no brainer though......Hotel- $800.00 aprox ( + taxes, tips for valet, and other charges) compared to Cabin-$ 250.00 ( 4 nights, quiet peaceful place, rustic atmosphere, great food and all the accomadations one needs). This is how to get two conventions for the price of going to one :) So for all you folks who say they can not attend because of $$$$$$, Try this on for size. You will not be disappointed. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on August 05, 2010, 09:11:34 am
That sounds like a seriously awesome option. What does the interior of the cabin look like? Secure to leave your stuff all day while downtown gaming all day?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 05, 2010, 10:53:16 pm
Cabins have two twin beds (bunk) and a double bed, plus a little computer table and bench inside. outside is a covered porch with porch swing, picnic table and fire pit.
Air conditioned and with a deadbolt and key (so yeah - pretty secure & dry) :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 08, 2010, 06:36:33 am
Everything is safe. I think more safe than the city. My opinion!! ;D I love these cabins. they are very clean and nice. It is a good atmosphere ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 11, 2010, 05:06:53 pm
So... Everybody back to work? SUCKS HUH!!!!! I finally get to get this damn foot looked at Friday. Next years con will be pain free ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 11, 2010, 06:48:06 pm
Foot Pain A True Pain Shoe Dont Fit So Dont Wear It Shuffle Like Zombie
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 12, 2010, 03:37:14 pm
Going to the doc Foot pain too much to handle Can't wait to fix it
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 15, 2010, 03:22:55 pm
Snick Snack Snorum!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 16, 2010, 10:05:20 am
Shazbot!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 16, 2010, 11:55:19 am
If only I could spell what he says.... @#$%^&**#=!!!!!!
He would make a good mate for my avatar the "Wenchinator" ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 16, 2010, 04:58:02 pm
I quote Animal every year...
Merry Christmas....bring me presents!!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 17, 2010, 11:12:36 am
Now I totally want to do a Muppet Cthulhu more than ever!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 17, 2010, 11:14:45 am
Let's see... what six characters as PCs?
Kermit Ms. Piggy Gonzo Fozzy Bear
What are the other main characters?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 17, 2010, 12:50:18 pm
Well Scooter always helped run the show and actually had some smarts. For a scientist you gotta have Dr. Bunson Honeydew and or his assistant Beaker.
Rizzo the Rat or the little Shrimp guy (pepe?) would be good for getting into small places.
Honestly I would replace Fozzy with someone else...he always made me so sad with his lameness and uselessness. Animal would be 10 times funner to play than Fozzy! You gotta have someone start out with low sanity....that would be animal :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Rbree on August 17, 2010, 03:31:11 pm
I'm Pro Fozzy- I constantly get told he's the muppet I'm most like... But I agree Bunsen and Beaker would be good... but don't discount Scooter, Statler and Waldorf, the Swedeish Chef (Hulu pulu id Catoolo ) or Sam the Eagle... And as a side note I have an Idea on a skit I wrote a long toime ago... if you want to shift to the"other" muppets. A "Nightmare on Sesamee Street" Vone... vone dead body.... wah haa haa haa....
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 17, 2010, 05:33:55 pm
That's funny enough to use - could be the Muppets visit and or save Seasamy Street :D
I like Bunsun and Beaker, but see them more as majore NPCs...
Hmm...
My List 'O six might be
Kermit Ms. Piggy Gonzo Fozy Bear Ralph the Dog Animal
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on August 17, 2010, 05:48:12 pm
Rowlf.
Rowlf the Dog. He rocks.
I would actually say Rizzo the Rat over Animal. Animal is too one dimensional, in my opinion.
Although I would ADORE playing Lew Zealand, with his boomerang fish. :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on August 17, 2010, 09:41:44 pm
Scooter Rizzo Rowlf Statler & Waldorf Sweetums Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (including Animal!)
Somebody once told me he saw a Muppets Meet Cthulhu adventure at a con. I'll have to investigate further to find the source...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 17, 2010, 09:47:36 pm
If Rico the penquin can barf up stuff, I can be Animal and yell alot! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 17, 2010, 11:18:14 pm
Aww Sweetums! He can do some major damage!
Rowlf is cool too.
Now I gotta watch my Muppet show dvds. :)
By the way Berka crew. Me and Jay are coming down for a visit next weekend (27th/28th). Would you guys be up for a game night? Friday night is best for us but maybe we can work out something for early-ish Saturday too. We're gonna try and get Nick and Ray too.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 18, 2010, 08:20:17 am
I'll check ze calendar and PM you back this evening ;D
(You know we have to finsh Jay's Panteon adventure, right?)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 18, 2010, 01:31:09 pm
Actually with how full his plate is right now chances are I would be running something for you guys....unless YOU want to run something JP.
He's contacting Nick and Ray....Nick might have a school thing friday night so it's gonna be a mad scramble to find a time we can all do as usual! But I would love to get the gang together.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 18, 2010, 08:28:04 pm
About the only thing I could run is the i20 version of Brigands of Spider Wood, but I do beleive we have all played it already (as d20)... Not sure I have time to put together a brand new adventure, but then I am a total nut...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 18, 2010, 10:12:51 pm
No worries! I was just offering the DM hat if you wanted it. I am perfectly capable and willing to run something for you guys! I have the DM disease now :D
We have modules I can whip up characters for, I can whip up a scenario myself no problem. Just gotta decide WHAT to play...D&D, Exalted, mixed white wolf party, who knows what madness I will pick!
Mwwahahahahahahahaaaa
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 18, 2010, 10:37:18 pm
Sweet! You bring on the madness then ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 19, 2010, 05:01:37 pm
I want to play small fry. I have not played it for years. Any takers or runners for that matter ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 21, 2010, 09:58:20 am
I'm curently converting my d20 Call of Cthulhu Adventure (the Call of PikaChulu) to i20 Horror :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 22, 2010, 07:12:32 pm
This will put a nice change on it. I think you will have a lot more options now won't you?
We had a birthday party for our two year old today. A friend of ours had it at her house. She provided all of the food and everything. It was a good time. It is really cool to have good friends! :)
The kids go to school around here on Wednesday. How about where you all live? ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on August 22, 2010, 10:17:43 pm
This will put a nice change on it. I think you will have a lot more options now won't you?
We had a birthday party for our two year old today. A friend of ours had it at her house. She provided all of the food and everything. It was a good time. It is really cool to have good friends! :)
The kids go to school around here on Wednesday. How about where you all live? ;D
Being that we home-school our kids, we get to set the date ourselves, which currently is next week.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on August 23, 2010, 10:13:32 am
Jen started teaching last week, and my two school age girls start tomorrow. Tonight I begin the lunch-box assembly line for my family. I have to make 6 lunches every night, (4 for the kids, plus me and the wifey) since my little ones are going to a babysitters starting tomorrow.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Rbree on August 23, 2010, 12:02:05 pm
Ours started the 10th of August. A high school senior... a 6th grader (first year of middle school) and a second grader.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on August 24, 2010, 09:00:45 am
Wow!
Nice spread. Means you'll only have 1 in college at a time. :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 25, 2010, 09:55:44 am
Sure is quiet around here (home) with all the kids in school :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 25, 2010, 04:30:17 pm
We have twins going in tenth grade, one in seventh and a two year old who is still in preparation mode ;) As soon as she is potty trained , she is out the door too ;) ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on August 25, 2010, 04:37:34 pm
Harsh. :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 25, 2010, 07:19:48 pm
At least we are not sending her while still in pull up pants ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 28, 2010, 01:33:42 pm
Where the hell is everyone? Busy! Busy! Busy! :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 29, 2010, 11:04:25 pm
Yeah, awfully quite from our hacking till now :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Rbree on August 30, 2010, 10:57:32 am
Gon on a Boyscout canoe trip... but am back and everything hurts.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 30, 2010, 11:11:59 am
Hehehe - I remember those good old days ;D
Speaking of camping, Lady Z and I and the whole fam are going camping on our 'private island' over the Labor Day weekend :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on August 30, 2010, 05:03:12 pm
I was afraid we got hackeded again today.. kept getting 'Service Unavailable' and Website not Found' errors earlier.
Glad to see everything is fine. :-*
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 30, 2010, 05:23:29 pm
I got some slowness too, I think it might just be load on the server - here's hoping anyway...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 30, 2010, 05:37:31 pm
Gon on a Boyscout canoe trip... but am back and everything hurts.
We got a canoe trip planned for four fun filled days. BZ and I on Friday, the moms and 4 kids are joining Saturday and we are trading two kids on Sunday. Sounds like a rat race? It is. But well worth it. Did you have to canoe upstream at all? The last time we went, it was windy and we hurt too. I feel your pain. :P
It will be fun though. We are gonna be trapped on an island so we are gonna possibly run an adventure to kill 4 or more hours. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 30, 2010, 10:01:04 pm
I just wrote this totally awesome Mythic Nippon (Samurai, Ninja, Wujen etc...) Adventure. I'll probably run it for all of next year's cons. Now I just got to get my twice a year face-2-face group to playtest it with me ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on August 30, 2010, 10:12:09 pm
Twice a year?? We've played like at least 6 or 7 times so far this year. LOL
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Rbree on August 31, 2010, 05:45:49 am
Not much paddling upstream... except when we wee looking for stragglers or lost paddles. Don't get me wrong the fist 5 hours wee fine... it was the last two tha got me... and the lack of padding on the seats. My butts just not made to sit on a piece of bent up aluminum for 7 hours.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 31, 2010, 07:58:44 am
Ouchies! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 31, 2010, 07:10:27 pm
Not much paddling upstream... except when we wee looking for stragglers or lost paddles. Don't get me wrong the fist 5 hours wee fine... it was the last two tha got me... and the lack of padding on the seats. My butts just not made to sit on a piece of bent up aluminum for 7 hours.
I know that numb feeling. I can never feel my legs after a while. It is still fun though. Friday is our day to start ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on August 31, 2010, 07:12:29 pm
I just wrote this totally awesome Mythic Nippon (Samurai, Ninja, Wujen etc...) Adventure. I'll probably run it for all of next year's cons. Now I just got to get my twice a year face-2-face group to playtest it with me ;D
BZ
I keep pretending like I am looking at something else to get a sneak peek but I get busted. I see BZ writing this adventure and it sounds interesting. He will say check this out then say never mind I can't tell ya. This sucks!! I can't wait to test it. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 01, 2010, 12:12:52 pm
We'll be home again next month ;)
Ooops...actually THIS month. It's september now!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 01, 2010, 01:10:37 pm
If at all possible, I'd like to have 6 players to get a good playtest with Convention-like Conditions. If either/or Bea of Suzan can't play, mayhaps Ash and his wife Heather might be interested. Anyway, we can hash this all out as we get closer to the date :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 06, 2010, 09:54:22 pm
>_>
<_<
<_>
>_< Ouch!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 07, 2010, 07:45:14 pm
Can someone say CRAZY?? :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 10, 2010, 08:32:09 pm
I can say CRAZY. There...I said it...what do I get?? ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on September 11, 2010, 06:42:07 am
MOON PIE!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 11, 2010, 12:38:18 pm
Not much happening here right now, got a bit of writer's block - though I did at least get to crank out another adventure before it hit :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 11, 2010, 12:47:24 pm
Mmmm....I like the yellow Moon Pies...banana flavored! Gimme my moon pie!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 11, 2010, 01:02:29 pm
Yeah, I remember those things ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on September 14, 2010, 11:10:37 am
M-O-O-N
That spells crazy, for sure!
LIB, MR DUCKS!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 14, 2010, 08:12:49 pm
I am a Twinkie girl myself ;D I never liked moon pies, they taste like something diet.... Y-U-C-K !
Just give me Pepsi and Twizzlers or give me death ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 15, 2010, 09:15:27 am
What is it about rainbow twislers? Yum!!!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on September 15, 2010, 11:03:54 am
In one of our gaming groups, it was traditional to consume Pixie sticks during the game. Talk about sugar rush! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 15, 2010, 03:18:13 pm
:o Pixie Sticks - YIKES! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 15, 2010, 03:19:16 pm
Those will choke you to death ;D they literally take your breath away :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 17, 2010, 10:22:22 am
Where does the time go?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 17, 2010, 03:36:04 pm
It just ticks on by....... :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on September 17, 2010, 03:50:41 pm
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 17, 2010, 08:55:46 pm
Butter Flies like a... erm... yeah.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 17, 2010, 10:19:03 pm
mmmm...butter.
Still waiting for my yellow Moonpie!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 18, 2010, 07:04:30 pm
I would like a cold Mr. Pib in a glass bottle ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 18, 2010, 07:07:41 pm
Dammit!
(I thought in retrospect, that my above post could use a good 'dammit' on the end of it - so there it is. Better late than never!)
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 18, 2010, 10:59:44 pm
*gasp*
JP said Dammit!!
I shall not stand for that! Cause I'm....ya know...sitting. heh heh
Dammit!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 20, 2010, 04:53:23 pm
I can't wait till I have enough to post some tidbits of my fantasy setting - Makemono; The Scroll :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 22, 2010, 02:17:52 pm
I'd also like to see some of the backlogged products get out there for folks to buy. I'm posting this here, as opposed to the Updates Thread, 'cause it's more of a complaint on my part rather than an official post of anykind... :P
Snort Hiss Grrr!!!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 23, 2010, 04:20:12 pm
Saturday night the kids have a homecoming dance so no one will be home most of the night. No chaos expected ;) It will be a good night. See ya then, all of those involved.
By the way, I call dibs on the hexslinger. You guys know that is my favorite type of character. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 25, 2010, 02:02:58 pm
Should be fun - we'll see how the adventure holds up shortly :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 26, 2010, 07:36:39 pm
I thought things went pretty well and we had a blast just playing - the success of the adventure itself was a nice bonus.
A few small tweaks and I'll have a great convention event to add to the lists ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on September 26, 2010, 09:42:36 pm
I for one had fun!
Kong smash demon!!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on September 27, 2010, 08:41:30 am
I had fun also.
Kitiyama zap demon!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on October 02, 2010, 09:40:59 pm
I just had movie night with my girls and I got to pick :)
The Omen , Ammityville Horror , The Shining , Children of the Corn and Poltergeist. Some of my old favorites. My two year old was sort of paying attention, sort of not ( she gets distracted by other stuff), and when the guy got his head sliced off in the Omen, My baby goes" Look mommy, he's broken" She goes " I'll get a band aid and fix it". It was pretty funny. I hope she does not have nightmares though :-[
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 04, 2010, 03:42:50 pm
I though Children of the Corn was interesting - even though the runt preacher kid was massivly anoying - what do you figure for the god of the rows? If it was Cthulhu Mythos, I'd say a Dark Young or mayby Hastur?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on October 04, 2010, 07:03:25 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 06, 2010, 03:40:25 pm
Erm... That is pretty odd - but funny ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on October 06, 2010, 07:49:59 pm
I am more of a Black Suede Cthulhu monster lady. The hell with old spice! That video was oddly disturbing but pretty darn funny just the same, thanks for sharing ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on October 07, 2010, 01:18:15 pm
I love that clip.
Unspeakable horror *holds up hello kitty doll*
Gets me every time!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on October 07, 2010, 03:12:38 pm
Yup. It's become the "one-line" joke in our group these days. ;D
Hey, now that I realize this is a Lovecraft-savvy group, what's that last bit with the "<unintelligible> in a box" about? I could not make out what he said.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 07, 2010, 03:39:38 pm
"Yig in a box"
Yig is the Snake God thingie ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on October 10, 2010, 05:08:57 pm
Ok, subject change... I am gonna vent! I worked twelve hours yesterday ( I am a CNA at a nursing home) and let's see; I got beat up by an 85 year old woman, I am going to start a Grammy Awards ceremony for the drama these old folks put on and have resident voting to see who is the best actor, I picked a woman up off the floor three times (she went berserk), A family was upset at my co-worker and I for lifting her 300 pound husband up in the bed "too rough" (can you tell me how to do this task easily?). I could go on and on, but I won't.
My only question is does light as a feather and stiff as a board really work? Maybe I can levitate this person in bed and he won't cry!!! :'(
HELP Pareesh!!!!!!!! I need a job change. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 13, 2010, 11:33:03 am
Ran out of printer ink... Funny how that happens right before you really need to do a big printing job :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 20, 2010, 03:12:00 pm
Just watched a new Penquins of Madagascar episode - very funny ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on October 21, 2010, 07:31:56 pm
Ok. This is for azhrei331, if we don't finish our game of Pantheon soon, BZ will end up like this...........
Going camping on Friday. Canoe by moonlight creepy yet fun. It is our anniversary present to ourselves. No family or anyone else for two whole days.
Lets hope for no more rabid animals though ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on November 02, 2010, 07:11:04 am
I wish someone would expell either by Lysol or Ritual this sickness that invades our house. I am tired of sick people!!!! I work with sick people.... I live with sick people.....HELP I can't stand it!!!!!!
Help Pareeeeeesh!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 03, 2010, 09:32:30 am
I'm making finishing touches on the Conan (Bane Treasure) adventure PCs before posting them soon :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 05, 2010, 09:09:21 am
So darn busy around here (my house not the site) and busy as in not fun type busy :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 06, 2010, 02:39:57 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 12, 2010, 09:48:42 pm
you should see this frankenstien of a computer I'm using at the moment - the screen on our laptop went out; so I have the laptop ripped open without its keyboard; and video wires ripped out; with a usb keyboard, usb mouse, and an old (circa 2002) monitor hooked up to the external video - all resting atop the monitor itsel - which being so old, is huge all by itself.
Hell - it looks hela aweful, but hey - I'm online with it at least and I don't have to go downstairs to use the family computer - heh heh heh ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on November 13, 2010, 09:08:38 pm
I can not wait to get a new laptop. This computer is not great for comfort in your own bed like the other one. I will not complain though, I do not have to fight for the family computer as well :) My legs are numb from sitting on the floor, but oh well, worse things could happen. We must sit Japenese style in front of it to be able to use it. No room for a computer desk in our room either :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on November 17, 2010, 12:33:17 pm
I am just wondering if it is windy like a tornado everywhere else today too. Here in Pittsburgh, it is very cold and windy. BZ decides to go adventure hunting (for food...:)). We ended up back where we started; the cafeteria at the hospital. No true adventures today.... No cool walkways like the other hospital.... Anyways, have a great weekend everybody and stay warm!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 22, 2010, 02:22:48 pm
Yuck, I'm under the weather this weekend - hope this crap blows over soon :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 04, 2010, 03:53:38 pm
Hey, this is totally worth seeing ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjoBKEJj2eI&NR=1
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 04, 2010, 10:20:48 pm
Ah yes, the incomparable Rita Moreno. If you ever get to catch a 1976 movie called The Ritz, you'll see her in rare form. Great bedroom farce, set in a gay bathhouse in New York City. And what is Rita Moreno doing there? Well, that's part of what makes the movie so great... ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 07, 2010, 10:31:35 am
I wonder if they have that scene on youtube?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 07, 2010, 10:32:53 am
On another random note, we would have almost 600 members on our site if I let all the spam accounts remain :P
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 07, 2010, 02:17:52 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 08, 2010, 09:59:40 pm
Just took the wife and little one to see the local Christmas lights (at Hartwood Acres PA) - it was a lot of fun - and literally millions of lights - wow! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 09, 2010, 07:25:27 am
I'm looking forward to submiting my games for GenCon again this year - when's that? After Dec?
BZ
After a bit of research, I found a spot on their site announcing that event submission will open in January (no specific date was given, although I did find it was January 13 for this year's show).
You can try to contact the Event staff at events@gencon.com. Hopefully, someone's keeping an eye on the line. ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 15, 2010, 04:26:54 pm
Yes I am still alive!!!!!!! Barely though :P I have been sick as a dog and taking care of my mom and stuff. The lights we saw were the coolest thing. I never saw the light show at this park before. They had everything from fire breathing dragons to the Steelers Big Ben throwing touchdown passes. All animated stuff.... VERY COOL 8)
The only other light show I ever saw that was cool was on our anniversary one year, BZ took me to see the Trans- Siberian Orchestra ( a dream of mine ) That was awesome as awesome comes.
By the way, SPAM has to be the most disguisting stuff ever made :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 15, 2010, 04:50:48 pm
What about Spam with CHEESE
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on December 15, 2010, 05:42:58 pm
By the way, SPAM has to be the most disguisting stuff ever made :P
That almost sounds like a challenge. I'll have to go digging for the link to the list of most disgusting packaged foods ever made.
Trust me, Spam barely makes the grade against some of these treats. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: FaePooka on December 15, 2010, 09:08:47 pm
Marimac just posted on the boards that event submission for GenCon opens January 14th. Here's what ya need to know:
Badge Pre-Registration Opens January 23, 2011
Event Submission January 14 – March 11, 2011
Event Registration Opens May 1, 2011
WooHoo! Guess I better get cracking on a title and description for my third installment of Conan!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 16, 2010, 10:21:37 am
Thanks for the info guys - I can't wait for GenCon!!! ;D
As for repulsive foods - I always though warm Viena Sausages where really horendous things - blurga!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 17, 2010, 09:44:53 pm
People eat so much FUNK I can't stand it.
Mushrooms-----They are grown in POOP!!!!!! Mayonaisse----- Bitter sour disguisting rotten smelling junk prople slather on everything.... YUCK!!!! :P Cavier----- Raw fish eggs....... Can you say UCK!!!!!!!! Shrimp------- Devein enough of these suckers and you would be sick at the thought of putting these in your mouth :P
I could go on for hours :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 17, 2010, 09:49:50 pm
By the way, BZ has got one a comin'. If he scares the life out of me one more time; I will pull the biggest prank on him he will never forget! ;) Any suggestions? A personal message is well accepted ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 17, 2010, 09:53:42 pm
Sheesh - ya say "Booga" once and you're branded for life :P ;D ;D ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 19, 2010, 09:05:01 pm
Thinking.......Thinking.......... ???
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 20, 2010, 02:55:05 pm
I gots a week off for the Holidays, so I dug out the old Vampire the Masquerade Redemtion computer game to while away the time :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 24, 2010, 12:55:48 pm
Quote
Most Online Today: 151. Most Online Ever: 151 (Today at 01:54:32 pm)
Sheesh!!! The Spiderbots are out in swarms today :o
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 28, 2010, 12:53:29 pm
I gots a week off for the Holidays, so I dug out the old Vampire the Masquerade Redemtion computer game to while away the time :)
BZ
Well - that was fun :)
I figured out a way to play the game without becomming a vampire (my character Christoph stayed human) - which was cool because I made him a paladin type character with faith based spells and of course ye old force lightning - hehehe...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 28, 2010, 12:58:04 pm
Lady Z and I rented 'Deliverance' over the weekend for some old-school 70’s era classic story telling.
I note that 'Deliverance' is the father of all the ‘Wrong Turn Cannibal Hillbilly Slasher flicks.
If you think about it, 'Deliverance' was awesome, and it only had two antagonists in it. With today’s movies, you can have no less than a village of ‘em... and rather than tell a good story, it’s all about blowing them away one-by-one first person shooter style… Very few good stories are actually told in film any more :P
Thoughts?
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on December 29, 2010, 08:52:43 pm
I was apparantely deprived as to I have never seen it before :) I enjoyed it. It was pretty cool for an old flick. I want to see The Little Fockers!!!!! ;D My kid went to see it and loved it. She said it was really funny :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on December 31, 2010, 01:11:06 pm
Hoppy New Shmear! Wooo!
(I wish I was drinking at work. It would make me happier when dealing with crabby customers!)
Hope that 2011 can be as fruitful and productive as 2010!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 31, 2010, 03:32:30 pm
Hope 2011 is a good one for all ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 02, 2011, 01:34:34 pm
Busy weekend.
Bus Key We End
We Nukey Dues
...
:P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 03, 2011, 02:12:43 pm
I hate weekends and holidays. Bah Humbug!!! Too much work for me. Not only do I have to work but I am non stop doing hoilday junk. This is my ....Thank Goodnees Its over DAY!!!!!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 03, 2011, 07:22:50 pm
Halp Pareesh! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 03, 2011, 07:24:00 pm
So, just saw the new A-Team movie and thought - hey, I liked it. I'm not too picky when it comes to good camp ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 03, 2011, 08:15:00 pm
I liked what I saw ( I am a sleeper when movies are on... an insomniac any other time--- go figure!)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on January 03, 2011, 08:42:04 pm
So, just saw the new A-Team movie and thought - hey, I liked it. I'm not too picky when it comes to good camp ;D
BZ
I went to see it in the theaters and considered it money well-spent. One bit of trivia: the guy who plays Murdock (and does such a bang-up job at it too) is the same guy who played the lead in "District 9". Weird, huh?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 05, 2011, 03:29:45 pm
You see at the end of the credits, the clip with face and the original face and murdock and the original murdock? Man those guys are old now :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on January 05, 2011, 05:42:38 pm
You see at the end of the credits, the clip with face and the original face and murdock and the original murdock? Man those guys are old now :P
BZ
Happens to the best of us. ;)
Oh and if you like stuff like A-Team, I recommend The Losers. When I read the graphic novel series the movie was based on, my first thought was "This is the A-Team for the 21st Century". A lot grittier, but definitely just as action-packed. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 06, 2011, 10:41:52 pm
I remember seeing the Losers and thinking it was cool (sort of like an american Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) - but for the life of me, I can't remember what it was about. I'm going to have to look it up :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 08, 2011, 10:37:43 am
I'll dash them all with sledge he said, all short of breath with heaving chest, then out the door to face the dead and put them all to rest.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 08, 2011, 06:10:18 pm
Is the Losers that Star Wars based movie? ???
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 08, 2011, 10:32:11 pm
No, I checked it out and remeber now - the 'A-Team style' operatives betrayed by their boss, fighting drug lord type flick :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 09, 2011, 09:26:22 pm
Just saw 'I Sell The Dead' - Definitely worth seeing if you're a gamer - it would make an awesome rpg scenario ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 11, 2011, 06:23:33 pm
I am trying to write as I am eating fake food my two year old has so lovingly prepared for me. She got a kitchen set for Christmas set and we never ate so good ;)
Ok Here it is..... STEELERS vs RAVENS....... Bloodbath in the making. GO STEELERS!!!!!!!
I am actually sick from nerves to wait out the anticipation of Saturday's playoff game.
Ray Lewis ----You are going down!!!!!! Pittsburgh is gonna go to the Superbowl.....
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 12, 2011, 08:41:03 am
Snow Day Today ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 12, 2011, 07:15:41 pm
These are harsh words in my house. YES WE HAVE NO SCHOOL!!!!! YAY!!!!!! :( I on the other hand, have to go to the nursing home regardless of the weather. My people (how dare them, ;)) need help anyways. I do not understand why they can not care for themselves when it snows!!!!! lol
I chose to work in the medical field and there are no SNOW DAYS!!!!! Sucks to be me. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 17, 2011, 06:33:00 pm
Steelers are going to the championship game on Sunday. GO STEELERS!!!!!!!
Seven superbowls!!!! That would be so sweet!!!!!!! We are already the holder of the most Vince Lombardi's as it is though. One more would be great. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 24, 2011, 11:01:42 am
Cold enough today to freeze up the pipes in our kitchen sink :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 24, 2011, 07:46:12 pm
Here we go..... Steelers....Here we go....... Pittsburgh 's going to the superbowl....
If you don't know the song, you should learn it!!! ;)
I KNOW how much you guys LOVE football.........LOL
And we're climbing the stairway to SEVEN!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 25, 2011, 10:23:56 am
Go team ! ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 27, 2011, 08:46:53 pm
Got a pretty awesome Zombie Apocalypse Survival card game in the works here ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 28, 2011, 08:54:20 am
It looks pretty cool so far. I cant wait to try it out. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 07, 2011, 02:16:30 pm
I've got all the cards layed out, now just need to print them and playtest to see if it is worthwhile. If it works, I'll bring the game to Origins and GenCon for folks to check out :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 09, 2011, 07:52:00 pm
This is a very depressing month for me. I am withdrawing from football and the anxiety is starting for the Con's. We will be booking our lodging next week and I can't wait!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on February 10, 2011, 06:17:47 am
Well, my game is starting to ramp up. Choose a name for your mobster and jump right in! :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 10, 2011, 05:49:01 pm
I want to be Moonshine Mary ;D Is that acceptable?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on February 10, 2011, 10:07:18 pm
I want to be Moonshine Mary ;D Is that acceptable?
Uh, sure. You're "Moonshine" Mary... what? Are you going to stick with Spinelli?
She says yes :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 13, 2011, 04:10:48 pm
Blah... I'm under the weather today - this sucketh :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 19, 2011, 10:15:31 am
I got all the cards printed for my Zombie Apocalypse Survival card game - now I just have to try it out and see if it's worth producing :)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on February 19, 2011, 10:33:29 am
Thank goodness the cards are printed... ;) I think it broke the printer though :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 15, 2011, 07:37:02 pm
Wow - we've all been so busy in the PBP section, we have failed to keep up our quota of inane and spurious Mayhem posts...
For Shame!
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 15, 2011, 08:47:58 pm
Hey, don't look at me! I wasn't there, I didn't do it, besides nobody saw me! :D
You want something amusing and offbeat? How about... THIS!
She Don't Like Firefly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-yHSaP0Dyg)
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 16, 2011, 10:05:33 am
Amusing ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 16, 2011, 04:33:22 pm
Pretty funny check out my hump on you tube.... This guy can bust a move.... I wont post in case there is easily offended...it is pretty darn funny though... ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 16, 2011, 04:54:56 pm
Aieeeee!!! >_<
My eyes...
My Sanity...
I need a brick with which to scrub it out of my brain...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 18, 2011, 04:47:13 pm
your welcome
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 20, 2011, 09:45:29 am
Polyester.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 25, 2011, 11:27:12 am
I got all the cards printed for my Zombie Apocalypse Survival card game - now I just have to try it out and see if it's worth producing :)
Been playtesting and tweaking - I may have something here - definiotely going to bring it to the Cons this year ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on March 26, 2011, 07:13:19 pm
I would like to learn how to run it and play it with folks who may have some free time :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on April 04, 2011, 04:53:29 pm
Alright, BZ may finally get to push me in a wheelchair as promised. I have to have surgery on my foot on Monday the 11th. I am nervous but it will be good in the long run. I will however miss 5-6 weeks of work......OH DARN!!!
Wish me luck :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on April 04, 2011, 07:01:32 pm
Alright, BZ may finally get to push me in a wheelchair as promised. I have to have surgery on my foot on Monday the 11th. I am nervous but it will be good in the long run. I will however miss 5-6 weeks of work......OH DARN!!!
Wish me luck :)
Fingers and toes duly crossed for luck. If BZ gets uppity, you can run over his foot with your wheelchair. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 04, 2011, 09:03:46 pm
Do I need to invest in a pair of steel-toed boots? ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 04, 2011, 10:50:56 pm
(http://www.bountyheadbebop.com/forum/Themes/Bebop/images/dice_warn.gif) Rolled 1d2-1 : 2 - 1, total 500,000,000,002
;D
BZ
Your opponent disintegrates into a fine red mist. Trace elements will float in the atmosphere for decades.
(BTW, that last sentence is a direct quote from a critical hit table result from the old Rolemaster game. ;D )
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 05, 2011, 10:35:33 am
Oh, yeah - I remember those ;D
My favorite was one of the head crits that ended with the immortal words "try a spatula..."
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 05, 2011, 02:08:23 pm
First one to roll a 20 on 1d20 wins :)
Rolled 1d20 : 6, total 6
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 05, 2011, 03:59:20 pm
I'm game.
Rolled 1d20 : 14, total 14
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 05, 2011, 04:17:07 pm
Rolled 1d20 : 10, total 10
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 05, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Speaking of dice rolling, my gaming group has a game where you try to 'roll out' a standard set of D&D dice (4,6,8,10,12,20) by rolling them all at once until one or more dice hit their highest value. From there you remove the 'maxed' dice and count that as one roll; then counting how many more rolls it takes to max out all the rest.
My best is 4 rolls (which I've never duplicated again). I've also had 6 rolls and 7 rolls. Try it some time ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 06, 2011, 03:18:53 pm
Speaking of dice rolling, my gaming group has a game where you try to 'roll out' a standard set of D&D dice (4,6,8,10,12,20) by rolling them all at once until one or more dice hit their highest value. From there you remove the 'maxed' dice and count that as one roll; then counting how many more rolls it takes to max out all the rest.
My best is 4 rolls (which I've never duplicated again). I've also had 6 rolls and 7 rolls. Try it some time ;D
BZ
Your gaming group is weird. :P
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 06, 2011, 08:30:29 pm
Ja ;D
Rolled 1d20 : 14, total 14
& BZ races ahead!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 07, 2011, 10:17:56 am
What? Rolling again? Is this a new round?
Rolled 1d20 : 17, total 17
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 07, 2011, 10:18:22 am
Ha! Take that, you fiend!
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 07, 2011, 04:25:43 pm
Toche my friend ;D
Rolled 1d20 : 2, total 2
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 07, 2011, 04:25:58 pm
Doh!
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 08, 2011, 07:21:17 pm
"How dare you threaten the son of Odin with such a puny weapon! " ;D
Rolled 1d20 : 14, total 14
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 08, 2011, 10:04:23 pm
"How dare you threaten the son of Odin with such a puny weapon! " ;D
(http://www.bountyheadbebop.com/forum/Themes/Bebop/images/dice_warn.gif) Rolled 1d20 : 14, total 14
Well - I can do better (I have a 90% chance of it after all~!)
Rolled 1d20 : 18, total 18
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 08, 2011, 10:04:45 pm
Take that ye varlet!
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 09, 2011, 10:22:06 am
*rattles dem bones*
C'mon, Daddy needs a new sword...
Rolled 1d20 : 15, total 15
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 09, 2011, 12:29:17 pm
A sword ey? I'm playing a superhero brick, so I'm using a cement truck, not a puny sword, hehehe ;D
Rolled 1d20 : 11, total 11
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 13, 2011, 10:16:09 am
I see the SPAMers want some too :P
Rolled 1d20+500000000 : 10 + 500000000, total 500000010
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 22, 2011, 07:37:12 pm
Rolled 1d20 : 18, total 18
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 22, 2011, 07:37:34 pm
Ooh, so close ... ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 23, 2011, 01:17:55 pm
He shoots...
Rolled 1d20 : 2, total 2
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 23, 2011, 01:19:18 pm
And almost scores on the other team's goal.
In an only slightly related topic, I knew a guy in high school whose claim to fame was making a half-court shot... into the other team's basket. :)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 23, 2011, 03:42:24 pm
::) That kind of sucks :D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 23, 2011, 03:43:01 pm
Is this thing on?
Rolled 1d20 : 20, total 20
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 23, 2011, 03:43:56 pm
Booyah!!!
Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
The twenty - it is mine!!!
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on May 23, 2011, 05:21:00 pm
Curses! >:(
*adopts low gravely voice* I'll get you next time, Gadget!
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on May 25, 2011, 10:14:45 am
You guys are all nuts I tells ya! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 06, 2011, 09:19:53 am
I lost my camera in the river, but have no fear..... I got a new one! ;D I lost all of Tekkoshokan pics. Fear no more!!! I will be alert and ready for anything that catches my eyes... LOOK OUT ORIGINS!!!!! Wear your best....I will be there to make memroies!!! ;) Our pics will show up on our website and we are about due for some new ones... ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 30, 2011, 12:46:56 pm
Mayhem.
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on June 30, 2011, 12:57:55 pm
Shouldn't it be June-hem by now?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on June 30, 2011, 03:03:47 pm
Always a smart alleck!!!! :)
And by the way, it is almost Julyhem or it IS time of festivals....How about Julyfest ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 30, 2011, 05:08:10 pm
Jul-fest-hem it is then ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on July 01, 2011, 07:43:20 am
Today my mom is 60.... ;D Oh my!!!! That makes me gonna be 40 AHEM>>>>>> I mean 25 or so ;)
If my gramma was allowed to be 39 for 42 years ,,dammit I can be 25! :D
I have to go to work tomorrow after being off for 12 weeks.... This really sucks! It is so hard to go back :(
BUT..... I keep thinking about Gen Con and our vacation with the family (Cedar Point) Can you say EXPENSIVE!!!!!!
I have lots of overtime in my future ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 18, 2011, 02:30:21 pm
Hmm...
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 06, 2011, 10:08:05 am
I notice we're less than a hundred posts away from a 1,000 in this our Glorious Mayhem thread!
Keep posting!
And remember, only well thought out and detailed posts of true substance and worth for the Mayhem thread. None of that Spam stuff Nestor is always flinging around this place ;D ;)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 06, 2011, 10:09:20 am
Boink!
;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on November 06, 2011, 03:34:12 pm
Oy! A vile calumny, sirrah!
My posts are always chock full of scintillating prose and topical humor. So there. Nyaahh! :P
And to prove it, here's something to make your brain cells salivate:
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: PhantasyIV on November 06, 2011, 11:07:46 pm
Or like something that escaped Wonka's factory.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on November 08, 2011, 12:59:35 pm
So what do you suppose happened to Chim Chim? It looks like he fell in the proverbial steam-chipper ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on December 16, 2011, 10:34:07 am
Sure is quiet around here lately (I almost miss all the spammers) :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on January 27, 2012, 08:47:11 pm
I am back!!!!! Look out I am in full force. Life is getting better around here. I miss gaming.... I am getting ansy!!!!! Somebody do something QUICK!!!!!!!! Ladyzerka
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 25, 2012, 09:27:21 am
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on March 25, 2012, 06:15:10 pm
The sad part is you know there's someone out there who would fall for that. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 27, 2012, 08:54:03 am
Scammers are harder at work than ever :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 05, 2012, 07:25:23 pm
Speaking of spammers, it looks like the new software is keeping them out OK 8)
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: LadyZerka on April 20, 2012, 05:08:29 pm
My mother would fall for that. ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 31, 2012, 12:53:43 am
1:43 am and eyes are blurry :P
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on July 31, 2012, 05:38:48 am
Your ears are ringing and your tongue is furry. Boot-wearing pixies dancing a jig in your head. And that's when you realize you're not alone in your bed.
Your turn! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 31, 2012, 09:41:48 am
LOL!
I don't think I can top that! I mean, boot wearing pixies and all ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on July 31, 2012, 12:51:56 pm
Dem pixies be dancin' up some sparkly dust Angsty little pale-skinned pelvic thrust Summon Sparkly Vamp spell success!
A WILD EDWARD APPEARS.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 01, 2012, 03:38:09 pm
Kwik! Keel it before it spreads!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Nestor on August 01, 2012, 10:19:01 pm
As the pale-faced pansy pranced about the room, And you quietly pondered your sparkly doom, What would appear but a stake-wielding blonde, Who hailed From Sunnydale, and places beyond.
With a quick thrust the deed was done, And to well-deserved oblivion Edward was gone. As she hailed you farewell with a nod of her head, You promised yourself, no more anchovies 'fore bed.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on August 08, 2012, 10:12:29 pm
Damn. That was a fine ending and I cannot expound upon it.
*bows to Nestor.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 09, 2012, 12:31:18 am
Hey BBB - did you get that T-shirt yet or what? ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Bounty BaboonBill on August 15, 2012, 02:23:58 pm
Oh! Yes, I received it last week. Sorry I forgot to let you know. Very cool, mang! If I wasn't such a dumbass, I could have been wearing it proudly all winter! Now I have to wait till fall..
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on August 15, 2012, 07:28:51 pm
Cool beans! Finally glad to have delivered them all ;D
BZ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on July 30, 2013, 07:54:04 pm
Sheesh! Almost a year since the last post here...
What this thread needs is way more mayhem!
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 14, 2014, 11:40:19 am
Just a note for all the new members - this Forum is for anything you want to talk about - and this particular thread is our (Un)Official Spam/Post Bump Thread... ;D
So have at it here, guilt free haha!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Galobtter on February 16, 2014, 12:13:07 am
I was going to bump it..NOOOOOOOOOOO. >:(
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on February 16, 2014, 12:45:39 am
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on February 16, 2014, 12:45:53 am
That was a crit, bitches.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on February 16, 2014, 09:33:48 am
(http://www.bountyheadbebop.com/forum/Themes/Bebop/images/dice_warn.gif) Rolled 1d1 : 1, total 1
That was both a crit and a fumble ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on February 16, 2014, 09:35:43 am
(http://www.bountyheadbebop.com/forum/Themes/Bebop/images/dice_warn.gif) You cheated!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on February 16, 2014, 09:38:38 am
Noodle, when we first got him about 9 days ago? something liek that maybe not that long
He's very cute but you can tell he's not a normal house cat. I like the bottom picture the best, you can see him quite well in that one.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on March 27, 2014, 11:08:19 pm
http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/85047-video-game-logic (http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/85047-video-game-logic) prepare yourselves :) HAHAHA this was too funny not to share
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Fireplay on March 28, 2014, 01:26:33 am
I would/will buy that game. xD The Parody part of the video is awesome in itself.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Daedalus on March 28, 2014, 08:14:54 am
Lol I am only like 20 minutes in. I plan on finishing it tonight
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Daedalus on April 05, 2014, 06:56:58 pm
Fark YOU AND THE MUSTACHE YOU RODE IN ON!
Peter Dinklage is awesome! :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on April 17, 2014, 12:31:09 am
Hmmm.
Well I'm effectively done school now, and will be job hunting, so lots of free time...
Think anyone would be interested if I did a reboot of Fergie's supernatural school thing? I swear it won't turn into the magical mess me and Aman made haha.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Daedalus on April 17, 2014, 10:05:10 am
Well I'm effectively done school now, and will be job hunting, so lots of free time...
Think anyone would be interested if I did a reboot of Fergie's supernatural school thing? I swear it won't turn into the magical mess me and Aman made haha.
that mage school you had up when i first joined CYS?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on April 17, 2014, 10:18:52 am
Well I'm effectively done school now, and will be job hunting, so lots of free time...
Think anyone would be interested if I did a reboot of Fergie's supernatural school thing? I swear it won't turn into the magical mess me and Aman made haha.
Heh heh heh, that was a goddamn train wreck. XD
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 17, 2014, 11:37:46 am
'Mr. d' RIDES AGAIN HAHA!!! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on April 17, 2014, 11:38:10 am
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Daedalus on May 12, 2014, 04:24:24 pm
Awfully dead here today QQ
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on May 12, 2014, 05:01:59 pm
I wouldn't know, I wasn't here haha! :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Fireplay on May 12, 2014, 11:39:25 pm
Well, I just had an awesome time laughing at our insanity in the old threads. I typed so badly back them too. ^.^ http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/11120 (http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/11120)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on May 13, 2014, 12:28:44 am
We need to find the comic that the one girl made up of the first assassin in the palace that was played.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on May 13, 2014, 11:42:09 am
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on May 26, 2015, 01:09:35 pm
So, I figured, since it's been a very long time since the controversey and nobody would give any Farks if I did some googling and left it in my history. Well, it turns out, the Zoe Quinn I googled for seconds at a time to avert suspicion becomes a very different Zoe Quinn when you get to see her for longer periods of time on google images.... I, uhh... Certainly see why Drak and Drako were shocked when I said she was pretty now...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on May 26, 2015, 01:23:16 pm
What conversation was this from?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on May 26, 2015, 02:37:19 pm
One day on a gamergate discussion haterally thread, Drako stated that the dude she sucked off was probably desperate, being an obscure game reviewer and all. Curiously, I looked her up, but I didn't get a good look at her, because I was terrified someone would look over my shoulder for some reason and slammed the X button when somebody got within ten paces of me. From what I saw, she was actually pretty, and I told Drakoblare that.
Drakoblare was like "Well, okay, to each their own. Lol." and then I was like "She's kinda pretty, though. I mean, the piercing and emo hair are a bit of a throw-off, but... Are you sure we googled the same Zoe?" and then Drakilian was like "Jesus Sentinel, you blind or somefin?" Then I shrugged it off and let it go, thinking we just had different tastes, never really thought about it until now when I was re-watching old Jimquisition videos that got me thinking about gamergate again, and then that convo.
Weird cheekbones, bad taste in eyeliner... Negh...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 02, 2015, 06:35:23 pm
Erm... How exactly are you using the term 'sucked off' in the paragraph above?!?
I'm not entirely sure it's a euphemism for 'cheesed off' and it certainly makes Drako sound like a filthy back alley trollop haha!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 02, 2015, 06:36:39 pm
Also, it's probably a good thing the CYS crowd isn't really aware of this thread. The Spidey Memes would fit right in. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 02, 2015, 06:45:45 pm
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on June 02, 2015, 10:36:31 pm
Erm... How exactly are you using the term 'sucked off' in the paragraph above?!?
I'm not entirely sure it's a euphemism for 'cheesed off' and it certainly makes Drako sound like a filthy back alley trollop haha!
Oh, I mean rocked off in vaccumal mouth form. And I didn't mean to insinuate that Drako was a she, or a sucker-offer, I was talking about the gemergate girl who may or may not have sucked off a dude to get good reviews, or whatever it was that caused all that Gamergate gibberish.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on June 04, 2015, 07:29:27 am
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Forge on June 15, 2015, 11:43:09 am
That's just awesome
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 15, 2015, 11:52:02 am
Probably not for the raccoon... XD
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on June 15, 2015, 04:36:24 pm
I just remembered that ELO's Don't bring me down Bruce was my jam about 5 years ago... Now it's my jam again.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on June 24, 2015, 11:42:34 pm
I couldn't be bothered to make a thread on CYS about this, so I figured I'd post it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbhos6jF128
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on July 01, 2015, 05:06:15 pm
I've been under the impression that TV judge shows are only about as genuine as pro wrestling for a long time, but I'm starting to reconsider. I mean, the tone in his voice as he tries to make it sound less weird then it actually is is just too real... And the comments were surprisingly less volatile then I'd expect, which was kind of a disappointment. Still, like the first chick said, "Way to perpetuate stupid stereotypes".
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: iqqih on July 09, 2015, 11:44:47 am
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Daedalus on July 21, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
Got a new CD key today and saw that KOTOR 2, was finnaly getting its update.
in Short:
Aspyr in partnership with Disney Interactive and LucasArts is proud to announce STAR WARS™ Knights of the Old Republic™ II - The Sith Lords™ is now available on Mac and LInux, along with a massive update to all 3 platforms.
New features include:
• 37 achievements to be earned through gameplay • Steam Cloud saves • Native widescreen resolution support • Resolution support up to 4K and 5K • Support for controllers, including Xbox 360, Xbox One, Playstation 3, and Playstation 4, along with several others (check the system requirements for details) • Steam Workshop support! We proudly worked with the Restored Content Mod Team to have their famous TSLRCM up on launch day
Oh...and we added a "Force Speed Effects" option in the menu ;)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on July 21, 2015, 11:07:49 pm
Got a new CD key today and saw that KOTOR 2, was finnaly getting its update.
in Short:
Aspyr in partnership with Disney Interactive and LucasArts is proud to announce STAR WARS™ Knights of the Old Republic™ II - The Sith Lords™ is now available on Mac and LInux, along with a massive update to all 3 platforms.
New features include:
• 37 achievements to be earned through gameplay • Steam Cloud saves • Native widescreen resolution support • Resolution support up to 4K and 5K • Support for controllers, including Xbox 360, Xbox One, Playstation 3, and Playstation 4, along with several others (check the system requirements for details) • Steam Workshop support! We proudly worked with the Restored Content Mod Team to have their famous TSLRCM up on launch day
Oh...and we added a "Force Speed Effects" option in the menu ;)
But they still couldn't capture the magic of the original...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Drakilian on July 22, 2015, 01:28:15 am
That magic is called nostalgia. People playing the much better new game today will feel that same pleasure.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Sethaniel on July 22, 2015, 05:54:54 am
Did they fix the ending?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Daedalus on July 22, 2015, 11:05:50 am
Yeah i think i read something that the patch/mod added the removed endings aswell. :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on August 03, 2015, 08:27:30 pm
Just realized I have the Dark Heresy rulebook. This gives me an idea...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Sethaniel on August 20, 2015, 11:20:45 pm
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3830
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 28, 2015, 09:53:08 am
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Kiel_Farren on October 08, 2015, 06:46:51 am
^ This picture just makes me happy. Thank you.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Tanstaafl on October 19, 2015, 06:27:07 am
Farking Fallout, man. Freaking Cyber-Ogres blew my team and me to smithereens and I dunno how we're ever gonna be able to match up to that. Agh man. Hopefully the Glow-thing is in my level-range cuz everything else isn't :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 19, 2015, 09:19:44 am
Cyber-Ogres you say? Damn!
*quickly re-writes BHB Small Fry fight scene ...
;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on October 19, 2015, 09:26:58 am
Dammit Tans
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: EndMaster on October 19, 2015, 12:26:21 pm
Farking Fallout, man. Freaking Cyber-Ogres blew my team and me to smithereens and I dunno how we're ever gonna be able to match up to that. Agh man. Hopefully the Glow-thing is in my level-range cuz everything else isn't :P
If you think the super mutants are fun, wait until you meet the Death Claws. hilarity will ensue.
I’m guessing you first met the super mutants at Necropolis?
If you’re going to the Glow make sure you got a lot of rad away and rad x first, because you’re going to get hit with rads to a massive degree as soon as you get there. Don’t worry about your followers if you have any, they won’t die from rad poisoning.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 19, 2015, 02:09:28 pm
Those Rad-Away mooching bastards! :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Tanstaafl on October 19, 2015, 03:55:50 pm
The deathclaws are worse? Goddammit, I was gonna do the Regulator thing next haha. Guess I need to save up on 'em. Also need to get rope. Lots of it, I bet.
Yeah, found em in Necropolis, sneaked out the back to talk to the leader, and suddenly he wants to convert me. Was gonna like, say yeah, but couldn't, and then he blew me up. Bastard >:( I've been all over the map so far. Missing one place from it though.
I'm betting he Cathedral has the chip since I can't pick the door-lock upstairs. Great game so far haha. Best part so far was ripping off both Gizmo and that other dude and killing them both. Rogue for the win bahaha.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: EndMaster on October 19, 2015, 04:58:31 pm
I remember the first time I got around the super mutant in Necropolis was by convincing him I was a robot.
With the death claws you have to try to aim for their eyes, but failing that you could try crippling their legs so you can at least run out of their reach while you shoot them.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Tanstaafl on October 19, 2015, 05:35:40 pm
Wait I'm supposed to be aiming? >_<
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: EndMaster on October 19, 2015, 07:19:32 pm
Lol, yeah you can take aimed shots when you shoot, assuming you didn't take the fast shot trait that doesn't allow it or have a weapon that doesn't allow them. (like a grenade or something)
If you click on the weapon while in combat, it should cycle through your options (Like aim, reload, etc) and get the option to take an aimed shot and you'll be able to target body parts of your enemy.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Sethaniel on October 19, 2015, 07:20:34 pm
In fallout new Vegas, they say Cass's whole name is Rose of Sharon Cassidy. So Cassidy is her surname.
But Cassidy in Fallout 2 says his dad named him after Cassidy from Preacher. Which would mean his first name is Cassidy?
the wiki says the Fallout chars name is John Cassidy.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Sethaniel on October 19, 2015, 07:20:51 pm
Lol, yeah you can take aimed shots when you shoot, assuming you didn't take the fast shot trait that doesn't allow it or have a weapon that doesn't allow them. (like a grenade or something)
If you click on the weapon while in combat, it should cycle through your options (Like aim, reload, etc) and get the option to take an aimed shot and you'll be able to target body parts of your enemy.
Head shots. Always head shots.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: EndMaster on October 19, 2015, 10:57:36 pm
I usually aimed for the groin.
"Raider takes 135 damage and he wasn't wearing a cup either."
"Raider takes 117 damage and her child bearing years are in trouble."
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Tanstaafl on October 20, 2015, 06:41:06 am
Ohh, that explains it. Got the fast draw trait haha. Keep that in mind for when I'm done with this one.
Nice to see you've been consistent for 18 years haha.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Tanstaafl on October 30, 2015, 01:00:23 am
And that's Fallout 1! Bits of spoilers.
Gotta say, that really exceeded my expectations. Lots of things to say about it but overall I liked it a lot. Missed a couple things too, like getting the fuse for Necropolis and saving the hub from disaster, and I kinda joined up as a raider so I dunno if that counts, but that was a loose end. Also all my team died because seriously, they slowed everything down so at a certain point I couldn't care.
The turnig point in the game was prolly when it got a whole lot easier with the Laser Gatling and the upgraded power armor-- but it was still a ton of fun. Just nee to knock off 2, Vegas, and 3, maybe Tactics if I'm up for it, and 4 whenever I just want to shoot stuff on an xbox instead of my laptop (need to get a mouse, lol.)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: EndMaster on October 30, 2015, 09:27:53 am
Even if you've got the officially patched version of the game, some of the endings are a bit buggy. The Hub and the Followers of the Apocalypse being the main two.
In both cases, you’ll only ever get the bad ending where the mutants ripped the places apart before you could save them. There were supposed to be positive endings (And I think the Hub had at least another neutral one), but they never pop up. I think the ONLY way you don’t get the bad endings is if you sort of do a speed run to destroy the mutant base and the Master. Even then, you just don’t get an ending at all for them. I can't remember if someone went digging in the code to do a mod patch where you can achieve the other endings.
I don’t think I ever used the gatling laser for any long period of time. I always went with the plasma rifle which you could then get upgraded in the Boneyard so it would not only do a lot more damage, but also cost less to shoot.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Tanstaafl on October 30, 2015, 01:38:07 pm
Ahh, that makes more sense. Was wondering what I coulda missed. Game in general was fairly buggy-- kept being stuck between a wall or table and my unmoving team-members, so that was a bit irritating. Lots of saving going around after that happened like, 5 times haha.
Odd, I got the Plasmarifle upgrade but the Gatling (due to burst) ended up doing a lot more damage, especially at close range. Ended up alternating between the two whenever I had extra AC though (5 for Gatling and 3 for the rifle). Fast-draw actually came in use then, surprisingly.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on January 10, 2016, 09:56:26 pm
This seems like the best place for a rant, so I'll do it here.
I've been playing witcher 3. Great game, but sometimes I face a creature that is such a bitch that I have to stop. Meet the mother Farking foglet: (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/witcher/images/f/f6/Foglet.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20150531172525)
This little Farker right here has it all: He's fast, he's intangible and invisible for 95% of the combat against him, and he spawns other invisible duplicates of himself, that attack you, continuously. He also happens to kill me in two hits, which he always does in rapid succession after suddenly appearing beside me. Basically, if I miss a dodge, I die. To add to that, even if I dodge the first hit, it's entirely possible he continues on with his second hit and gets me with that.
Naturally the correct thing to do here is look up counters, right? Well, there's oil that adds 10% damage, a bomb I don't have, and the Farking quen sign. The mother Farking quen sign is supposed to be a counter to this guy. The same sign which, when fully upgraded, breaks in a single hit. The same exploding sign which, upon exploding, does absolutely shit all to stop the relentless onslaught of this little Farker.
It's not even like it's a fun fight either. I faced a nightwraith earlier that was almost equally a bitch, but at least the trap sign actually worked against it, making it a strategic battle of stay inside of this tiny ass circle, dodge, and give it hell. Was tough, but at least I could actually do something about it.
This guy? Nope. Just hope I can continually dodge in time. Hope one of his invisible spawns doesn't prevent me from dodging. At least the other shit that can kill me in two hits I can see for the duration of the fight. Maybe I'll just move on and kill this Farker when I'm 10 levels above him or something.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Forge on January 11, 2016, 12:03:53 pm
The trick to killing him easily is a little convoluted so bare with me:
1: First you prepare your sword and crossbow
2: The sign breaks right away sure, but it pauses him long enough for the plan to work so use the sign
3: The moment he pauses you fire the crossbow and prepare for him to go invis and move close to hit you
4: Sword ready to combo him when the time comes
5: The crossbow bolt you hit him with will give away his position even though he is invis as you can still see it. As he gets close track it carefully
6: Shout "Mul Qah Diiv" to take on the aspect of a dragon, thus making you WAY stronger. This is sure to surprise any creature from Witcher as it will never have even heard of a dragonborn. If the shouts don't do anything, it will pause in confusion anyway.
7: Combo it hard while it's surprise makes it drop the invis.
8: Finish with a Kamehameha
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Forge on January 11, 2016, 01:12:47 pm
On a more serious note Igni lvl4 takes off a huge chunk of health and stuns him for a second or two meaning you can just burn him down. Axii lvl2 also works well on him.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on January 11, 2016, 06:08:38 pm
Isn't this quite the gem, despite all lack of reasoning beyond "I'LL GET A MILLION DOLLARS!" being nonexistent, and the fact that even the math is wrong.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Drakilian on January 11, 2016, 07:36:20 pm
Someone failed basic math.
It's 4.3 dollars. In singular units.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 12, 2016, 07:29:22 am
I want's my four dollar thrirty three cents damnit! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on January 22, 2016, 06:10:41 pm
This morning my car didnt start. Unlike the previous times, lights and all came on, but it just didnt feel like it was trying. Took battery out, got it tested, passed. They fully charge it just in case, test again, fail. Sigh of relief, buy new battery, put it in, nothing changes. Had to pay for a tower to take it to a mechanic, now wait until tomorrow till they can look at it.
On the plus side, most people i asked seemed convinced its the starter and a quick/relatively cheap fix. On the down side, i had to buy a new battery and that didnt fix the problem. I also suspected it was the starter from the start, but no one really agreed with me till the end, so there was a lot of time wasted.
I hate cars.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on January 22, 2016, 06:29:07 pm
Yeah, cars are great, until they break your wallet. :P
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Forge on January 22, 2016, 06:35:11 pm
It is why you should just keep stealing new ones when they run out of gas instead of buying them
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on January 23, 2016, 10:10:21 am
It is why you should just keep stealing new ones when they run out of gas instead of buying them
Would certainly be cheaper.
For diagnostics + repiar + part a new starter (which they confirmed was the issue), will be $432,
+$135 I paid for the new battery +$45 to tow it to where it got repair
So just over $600 for this time's repairs. Best part is the start was already replaced 2 1/2 years ago by dealership, yet they don't consider it under warranty anymore.
Fark cars.
Edit: oh bonus, its actually $100 more than the quote. Make that $700 for repair. Least it Farking works though.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on February 08, 2016, 09:53:03 am
The guy who plays Shane from walking dead is the publisher... it looks incredible
I always wish they gave the Publisher character more love. I mean, what's not awesome about a reporter who puts everyone's dirty secrets in Hustler Magazine and then blows up their stuff?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 15, 2016, 05:22:24 pm
I hate you all...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 19, 2016, 12:36:40 pm
I was in the middle of my solo on our song Merciful pain. Guess I did the bendy too hard. Lol.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 28, 2016, 07:06:24 pm
Just finished changing the brakes, rotating the tires, inflating the tires, changing the plugs, and topping off fluids. 3 hours later. I'm flipping exhausted.
I can't adult anymore today. You can't make me
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 29, 2016, 11:58:45 am
Just left my neurologist's office. Apparently there's been some odd development with my seizures and now I have to schedule a week long EEG test.
I'll be admitted to the hospital for a week straight and I have to wear all these wires on my head. For a week straight.
This fricking sucks.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Forge on February 29, 2016, 12:05:09 pm
Nah, they should have good WiFi so you can game more and they ensure you are looked after as they need you 'level' for the tests so think of it as a week long holiday where you get fed, get free WiFi and usually get to wear snazzy blue gowns that are sure to be all the rage in 10 years
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on February 29, 2016, 12:23:52 pm
Nah, they should have good WiFi so you can game more and they ensure you are looked after as they need you 'level' for the tests so think of it as a week long holiday where you get fed, get free WiFi and usually get to wear snazzy blue gowns that are sure to be all the rage in 10 years
You can also get them to install a modem in your head for an extra $60. Granted, you do look like an H.R. Giger painting afterward, but you'll get 4 bars in the Sahara for no additional cost. *sigh* Decisions decisions... (https://xkcd.com/1065/)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 29, 2016, 12:36:00 pm
Nah, they should have good WiFi so you can game more and they ensure you are looked after as they need you 'level' for the tests so think of it as a week long holiday where you get fed, get free WiFi and usually get to wear snazzy blue gowns that are sure to be all the rage in 10 years
I'm assuming it's painless? I know nothing about it.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Forge on February 29, 2016, 01:19:34 pm
Yeh, literally you'll just have some stickers attached to you and a long speach about not pulling on the cables they clip to the stickers cos that ruins the reading etc. Then you just have a week to chill, read, game and check out the hospital food.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Sethaniel on February 29, 2016, 03:58:40 pm
Yeh, literally you'll just have some stickers attached to you and a long speach about not pulling on the cables they clip to the stickers cos that ruins the reading etc. Then you just have a week to chill, read, game and check out the hospital food.
That actually sounds kind of totally awesome.
Not the seizures part though, that sounds horrible.
Hope you get it under control.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 29, 2016, 04:10:09 pm
Yeh, literally you'll just have some stickers attached to you and a long speach about not pulling on the cables they clip to the stickers cos that ruins the reading etc. Then you just have a week to chill, read, game and check out the hospital food.
Glad you're around to tell me these things. Lol now I guess I just wait for them to schedule me in. He said itll5 be sometime in the next 3 weeks.
No syphilis, no MS, the only thing that's at all abnormal is that my brain is a little bit falling out the back of my skull. But even that's pretty common, I guess.
I'm going to see a neurologist next month, to see if maybe that's all it is.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 29, 2016, 05:42:44 pm
No syphilis, no MS, the only thing that's at all abnormal is that my brain is a little bit falling out the back of my skull. But even that's pretty common, I guess.
I'm going to see a neurologist next month, to see if maybe that's all it is.
Falling out? um. In what circumstance is that now common?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on February 29, 2016, 05:52:17 pm
Yeah, gonna need more details on the whole "My brain is falling out of my skull".
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Sethaniel on February 29, 2016, 06:33:18 pm
Forge prolly knows more than I do about it.
I guess it's kinda like a hernia. A little bit of your brain falls down through the skull hole where your spine goes in. It's not like more of it is gonna fall out. I think. XD
Like 1 out of every 1000 ppl have it, it just doesn't cause problems in most of them. Might not even be causing me problems, just it's what they noticed in the MRI.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on February 29, 2016, 06:35:19 pm
I guess it's kinda like a hernia. A little bit of your brain falls down through the skull hole where your spine goes in. It's not like more of it is gonna fall out. I think. XD
Like 1 out of every 1000 ppl have it, it just doesn't cause problems in most of them. Might not even be causing me problems, just it's what they noticed in the MRI.
wicked, I've never heard of that.
Hope it's resolved quickly and that it is nothing major.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on March 02, 2016, 04:13:17 pm
They shot Daryl! They Farking shot Daryl! What the Fark?!?!
They shot him in like, the shoulder. He's still alive.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on March 27, 2016, 11:06:24 pm
I'm so Farking sorry Seth, I didn't even think.
And yeah, like Killa said, he might not be dead. He got shot and then it faded to black, with the dude who did it saying "You'll be fine."
He wasn't on the Talking Dead afterwards, so maybe it'll be alright. Considering all the shit that happened with Glenn earlier this season, I think Walking Dead lost its nerve to kill off its main cast.
Like, come on. Denise totally stole Abraham's death scene the episode before. They're obviously trying to maintain the illusion anyone can die, but it's mainly been Alexandria red shirts ever since they got there. I thought they're supposed to be battle hardened by now, but apparently they're just cannon fodder still.
With Negan hopefully coming up next week though, maybe they'll change that around. I'd wager themto play it safe and probably kill a broken Carol, since she's apparently running out of usefulness, (Seriously, why the Fark has she been acting so weird lately? It might've had something to do with her killing the wolf, but for the most part her shift in attitude feels like it came straight outta left field. They're ruining one of the best characters!) or some random Alexandrian.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on March 27, 2016, 11:09:41 pm
Carol thinks Morgan might be right. The wolf that she was so convinced was a terrible guy sacrificed himself to save the medic before. She wants to try and live a life without killing now, which she recognizes can't be done while staying in the group (who she would have to kill for).
Odds are Morgan won't come back. If he finds Carol he'll likely just continue on with her.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on March 28, 2016, 12:45:04 am
I'm so farking sick of TWD at this point. It's just a bunch of fake-out deaths. We all know they don't have the balls to kill a major cast member, except in season finales/openers.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on March 28, 2016, 02:13:18 am
Yeah, I figured it had something to do with that, but the onset of her change was so rapid I thought it was all an act at first.
Dunno, I feel like they could've gone about it in a better way. They lightweight hit the reset button on and tossed out 6 seasons of character development when they reduced her to a trembling she'll of her former self. Yeah, she's still a badass, but a badass who cries.
At least Rick finally has his shit together.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on March 28, 2016, 07:39:38 am
(H)e wants to try and live a life without killing now, which (h)e recognizes can't be done while staying in the group (who (h)e would have to kill for).
That sounds so familiar some how, haha! :D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Sethaniel on March 28, 2016, 08:41:09 am
I agree with playa. I understand the idea they're trying to sell, "the group always needs one person (Shane, Merle) who can be the pragmatic one and do the morally dark things that we need to survive so that the rest of the group can stay idealistic (Glenn, Maggie) but I can't be that person anymore" and it's a good idea, that could be a good story-- but I think dropping on Carol out of nowhere is a mistake.
Both because it does seem to come really abruptly, and because Carol was a good character in her own right, and it does feel like rather than advancing character development, they're retracting it.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on March 28, 2016, 09:48:39 am
Only thing I dislike is how they didn't show enough of Carol's regret to make such a quick transition reasonable. I mean, she literally killed a little girl before. Some flashbacks showing her thinking about that, or any of the other people she's killed in cold blood, would have mad her decision more understandable.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Morgan_R on March 29, 2016, 02:25:25 am
Carol thinks Morgan might be right. The wolf that she was so convinced was a terrible guy sacrificed himself to save the medic before. She wants to try and live a life without killing now, which she recognizes can't be done while staying in the group (who she would have to kill for).
Odds are Morgan won't come back. If he finds Carol he'll likely just continue on with her.
...man, it's always a little weird to find one's issues reflected in fiction. By name, no less. Even if the issue's swapped and the pronouns are, too.
Fun to hear the gossip on the Scary Zombie Show (that I don't watch or play). Still hoping zombies will give way to Something Else soonish. Even the true fans have to feel like they're a little overplayed, right? Or is "human shaped monster" just fun forever? >_<
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on March 29, 2016, 11:26:54 am
I just like the dynamic. Think about how once society rebuilds itself after a zombie apocalypse, there will be all sorts of new ways to dealing with death, the elderly, the sick, war, and general every day life, and the differences of death in cultures, and the possibility of a counter culture zombie rights movement.
I wish the show would go more in depth with the world shaping possibilities of such a universe, without getting tied down in the whole "We're losing our humanity... again... for like, six seasons now." I mean, even that could be okay if they did it well, if the writers didn't have such a tendency to be so melodramatic with their dialogue and pacing. They should take a note from the Supernatural writers, cause they're usually pretty good at balancing those things.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on March 29, 2016, 06:17:03 pm
Biggest issue in the show is pacing.
That is to say, you can really tell it's a tv show, because it will have a episode or two that is just great, and then a bunch of ones that are just "drama". Not to mention their bad habit of forcing situations, and forcing solutions, rather than letting everything flow naturally.
I mean really, that stand off right after the medic died was fuuuuuuucking stupid. There is no way in hell any of them left that shit alive with around 10 people aiming guns at them, hence why the fight scene itself was a clusterFark of people just throwing cameras around.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on March 29, 2016, 06:48:13 pm
That is to say, you can really tell it's a tv show, because it will have a episode or two that is just great, and then a bunch of ones that are just "drama". Not to mention their bad habit of forcing situations, and forcing solutions, rather than letting everything flow naturally.
I mean really, that stand off right after the medic died was fuuuuuuucking stupid. There is no way in hell any of them left that shit alive with around 10 people aiming guns at them, hence why the fight scene itself was a clusterFark of people just throwing cameras around.
Not to mention the fact Eugene didn't get his Farking brains blown out after he bit that dude's junk.
Still, that probably wasn't even the most wtf moment of the sequence. When Rosita shot that dude who snuck up on Abraham, and then they forget they're in a Goddamn fire fight for like 10 seconds to nod to each other.
Like Jesus Christ, I know what the show was trying to do, but trained soldiers don't Farking act like that. That shit gets people killed.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on March 29, 2016, 06:54:54 pm
...man, it's always a little weird to find one's issues reflected in fiction. By name, no less. Even if the issue's swapped and the pronouns are, too.
Fun to hear the gossip on the Scary Zombie Show (that I don't watch or play). Still hoping zombies will give way to Something Else soonish. Even the true fans have to feel like they're a little overplayed, right? Or is "human shaped monster" just fun forever? >_<
Human Shaped Monsters will be fun forever. Mankind has ruined itself, but also survived in part because of its ability to make enemies with itself. In the old days, there were monsters, and everyone who had beliefs that weren't yours was a heretic, or a witch, which is just a more corporeal form of demon when you consider all the shit that poorly educated peasants with wild imaginations will come up with. The Native Americans have the Wendigo, the Japanese have all kinds of vaguely humanoid things, the Europeans have vampires and werewolves, everyone has a witch or sorceror by some other name, and then there was the dirty Hun, and then there was the dirty Nazi, and now that we all have the ability to research our shit and realize that mostly everyone involved in wars is being an enormous asshole, our modern equivalent is the humble zombie.
Humanity should be able to make enemies. The ability for the brain to comprehend the concept protects us from dangerous animals and dangerous people, or things that just negatively impact the quality of our lives. The problem is, we're very defensive, so we seek enemies out, and it's sort of become a need for us. There was a Wild West Movie a long time ago where they let the bad guy live or something, because the people needed a villain in order to keep everyone rallied together and stop the frontier communities from falling apart. That's another thing monsters do, whether it's for entertainment purposes or from genuine fear, a monster brings people together, just as well and as quickly as a meal or a fantastic conversation*, and Zombies are like the universal monster, because unless you can cure them from their fully zombified state, you can battle them with reckless abandon and no moral qualms.
*Case in Point: Warrior Cats. Never before in site history have Aman and Naru been on the same team. Against Warrior Cats, that is...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on March 30, 2016, 12:17:57 am
Has anyone seen the movie Circle on Netflix? It's pretty good, I'd recommend watching it. Pretty thought provoking.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: EndMaster on March 30, 2016, 12:37:21 am
Yeah, I saw it. Reminded me of Cube, but just in a single room.
They should have left the ending a mystery though instead of showing the aftermath of the one who survived.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on March 30, 2016, 02:00:08 am
Never seen cube, if it's on Netflix I'll check it out.
Gotta disagree, the ending was a letdown, but not knowing what happened probably would've killed it for me.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on March 30, 2016, 07:38:05 am
Some of those people were just plain stupid as far as going about their survival though. I mean it was pretty obvious that outwardly acting like a ruthless dick and aggressively insulting other people was going to make one a target in that scenario.
Now quietly acting like a ruthless dick is another matter.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on April 01, 2016, 07:30:11 pm
You really can't do much in that scenario. Just hope you're normal enough to not draw attention to yourself, and unique enough that if attention is drawn you're not killed off. It's more group dynamics than individual survival.
Zombie survival is far more interesting as far as "what would you do" as individuals.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on April 03, 2016, 09:19:06 pm
So Daryl is on talking dead. :( BUT, there's a surprise cast member so not all hope is lost.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on April 03, 2016, 09:34:12 pm
Man Fark this Farking show that ending was Farking bullshit.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on April 03, 2016, 09:38:41 pm
I'm Farking done with the walking dead. I've been saying it for a while now, but this show has been Farking dogshit for a while now.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Forge on April 03, 2016, 09:43:39 pm
The Walking Dead from the perspective of Fean:
Read the graphic novels. Got super excited about the show, prepared to buy the first season on box set as soon as it was released cos I couldn't watch it while it was airing.
Talked to some people about it while it was two episodes in, then three episodes in, realized that they just pretty much took the name and opening then veered off to 'TVize' it for the American audience.
Heard more and couldn't be bothered watching it.
May or may not watch un in Netflix if I finish everything else I am watching first and nothing else comes out.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on April 03, 2016, 09:57:34 pm
I'm a couple volumes into TWD at this point, and it's shocking how the quality of writing between the comic and the show differs.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on April 03, 2016, 10:57:59 pm
Shit, I'd be able to get over the Damn writing if they didn't insist on these bullshit cliffhangers every Damn season.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on April 04, 2016, 12:29:13 am
Ending was just bad. The death is going to have so little impact at the beginning of next season compared to now. Hell, maybe that's why they did the cliffhanger. Maybe they need people to be less interested to soften the blow of losing one of their favourite characters.
Build up would have been fine... If it actually made sense. Which it didn't, because their reason for trying to get past the saviours was that Maggie was giving birth, something that was only discovered that morning.
So... we either expect the saviours just know these things, or they knew she would have to go there eventually (since they killed the town's only doctor, which they of course know is their only doctor for some reason) and they were just prepared every day to execute this plan.
It pisses me off when it's so easy to make the show better.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Sethaniel on April 04, 2016, 01:23:01 pm
Ending was just bad. The death is going to have so little impact at the beginning of next season compared to now. Hell, maybe that's why they did the cliffhanger. Maybe they need people to be less interested to soften the blow of losing one of their favourite characters.
Build up would have been fine... If it actually made sense. Which it didn't, because their reason for trying to get past the saviours was that Maggie was giving birth, something that was only discovered that morning.
So... we either expect the saviours just know these things, or they knew she would have to go there eventually (since they killed the town's only doctor, which they of course know is their only doctor for some reason) and they were just prepared every day to execute this plan.
It pisses me off when it's so easy to make the show better.
Was she? It didn't seem to me like she'd been pregnant that long, but maybe.
And why didn't Rick just kill the first group?
And how did they know where to be when Rick & co were in the woods?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on April 04, 2016, 02:27:02 pm
He was outnumbered, and if the RV was hit Maggie might have been in danger. Not to mention he was unnerved given they were literally just waiting for him there.
Cool. I'm up in Ottawa, where it's also Farking freezing.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on April 10, 2016, 07:39:28 pm
On April 1st, we had sunny hail. Then it melted. Then we had cloudy-ass hailstorms. On April 2nd, it was a full, foggy, white-out blizzard up until noon. Then it stopped for a while. Then it snowed in sheets again. Then we had sunny hail. Then we had sunny snow. Then we had a blizzard. Then it returned to straight, mostly clear blue-sky, sunny-as-Fark snow.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on April 10, 2016, 09:58:26 pm
On April 1st, we had sunny hail. Then it melted. Then we had cloudy-ass hailstorms. On April 2nd, it was a full, foggy, white-out blizzard up until noon. Then it stopped for a while. Then it snowed in sheets again. Then we had sunny hail. Then we had sunny snow. Then we had a blizzard. Then it returned to straight, mostly clear blue-sky, sunny-as-Fark snow.
Sounds like Ohio, haha
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on April 11, 2016, 08:31:17 am
The worst part is, it all melted after 10 minutes, so it just looked like it rained.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on April 11, 2016, 08:33:47 am
It's difficult to pour folded steel into a cast with more than one blood groove without splattering, and thus ruining the edge.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on April 15, 2016, 03:22:23 pm
Anybody interested in Pablo Escobar? There's a show on Netflix titled Pablo Escobar: El Patron del Mal that's pretty good. It tells the life of Pablo from a child until his eventual death.
It's in Spanish, so I wouldn't recommend it unless you don't reading subtitles. There's 74 episodes, and it's a little slow to pick up until about 25 or so episodes in, but I love it.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on April 15, 2016, 08:07:47 pm
I was April Fooled 2 months too late... And it still hurts...
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on June 06, 2016, 01:42:10 pm
Right?!? I remember reading it and was super excited till I realized it was a joke ha ha
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 06, 2016, 02:13:57 pm
Man, even I would have made time to watch that haha! ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on June 06, 2016, 02:39:51 pm
Did you guys watch the Starz Evil Dead show? It was pretty good tbh ha ha. Definitely worth watching if you have the chance
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on June 10, 2016, 05:33:54 am
Sword. Art. Online.
If you haven't watched it, watch it. If you have, watch it again. I'm literally in love.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Drakilian on June 10, 2016, 08:28:59 am
I really liked the first half. But as the show went on I kind of wanted to stab someone every time they gave a speech or said Yui's name. The side-plot with the cousin was also super weird.
Still, I watched all of it.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on June 10, 2016, 11:42:54 am
I got through like, 3 episodes before I had to stop. Main character is OP with no explanation besides he's OP. Not even the fun kind of OP either.
As the series goes on there is full explanations. At the start he isn't OP but was one of the most obsessed beta testers so knew exactly how to get the best low level stuff and exp (hence the beginning bit where he tells another player that before running off to get the best stuff before others do). Then after that he plays obsessively and keeps up with the lead pack by pure grinding. All shown in later episodes.
The only OP thing he gets is an ability others don't get part way through season 1 but that is explained too later.
I loved the series (obviously) and for once liked it way more than the manganese which seemed disjointed by comparison. Season 2 was fun and interesting St times but not the same as season 1.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on June 11, 2016, 10:21:24 am
Season 2 is good but it irritates me. All I care about is Kirito and Asuna.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Aeon_spiral on June 17, 2016, 02:44:39 pm
Just a fair warning, doc put me on some new meds for my PTSD.
Great Scotts! this crap ain't no joke. only thing I can compare it too is a horse tranquilizer.
word of the wise, never get diagnosed with PTSD kids. luckily Ohio just signed the medical marijuana bill. so starting sometime in the next 6 months or so, I'll be down to one medication a day instead of 14 pills a day.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 27, 2016, 03:10:15 pm
Baby Cthulhu (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/BerkaZerka/Other/octosanity_zpsyukbo3v5.jpg) "I can haz Sanity?"
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on June 27, 2016, 03:26:07 pm
It's so cute. <3
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Morgan_R on June 27, 2016, 11:02:28 pm
Just a fair warning, doc put me on some new meds for my PTSD.
Great Scotts! this crap ain't no joke. only thing I can compare it too is a horse tranquilizer.
word of the wise, never get diagnosed with PTSD kids. luckily Ohio just signed the medical marijuana bill. so starting sometime in the next 6 months or so, I'll be down to one medication a day instead of 14 pills a day.
One of the friends I made in the local psych unit had PTSD. Sucks, as far as I can tell. Sympathy, & hope that the medical marijuana works well for you.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on June 29, 2016, 01:09:41 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ShUQ27d.jpg)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on June 29, 2016, 03:17:54 pm
That's not something you see everyday. ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 01, 2016, 02:10:51 pm
Drats! I accidently purged my Character write-ups for this in the last forum clean-up, haha! (May have to delve the backup to get them back...)
The Rocky Horror Muppet Show Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem have been hired to play a gig at a convention deep in the English countryside at the castle of one Dr. Frank-N-Furter (a scientist). Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo the Great, and Fozzie Bear are along for the ride, to help the band set up for the show; while Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his faithful assistant Beaker have been invited to sit as ‘special guests’ on a scientific panel to be held during the con. Why anyone would hold a ‘Transylvanian Convention’ in the first place, much less use it as a discourse for scientific discussion, is anyone’s guess – but you got to admit, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem sound pretty sweet playing that ‘Let's Do the Time Warp, Again’ number they’ve been working on lately…
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on September 01, 2016, 03:46:41 pm
Looks to me like Capybaras get all the pussy.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on September 01, 2016, 03:47:53 pm
Drats! I accidently purged my Character write-ups for this in the last forum clean-up, haha! (May have to delve the backup to get them back...)
The Rocky Horror Muppet Show Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem have been hired to play a gig at a convention deep in the English countryside at the castle of one Dr. Frank-N-Furter (a scientist). Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo the Great, and Fozzie Bear are along for the ride, to help the band set up for the show; while Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his faithful assistant Beaker have been invited to sit as ‘special guests’ on a scientific panel to be held during the con. Why anyone would hold a ‘Transylvanian Convention’ in the first place, much less use it as a discourse for scientific discussion, is anyone’s guess – but you got to admit, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem sound pretty sweet playing that ‘Let's Do the Time Warp, Again’ number they’ve been working on lately…
Pff. Nothing happy could possibly come out of that!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on September 01, 2016, 03:53:06 pm
It's already been restored haha!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on September 01, 2016, 05:22:53 pm
Aman, can you give me a really quick crash course in Jewish funeral customs? My grandfather passed unexpectedly last night, and I've no idea what to expect, and I'm worried about making an ass of myself and causing offense.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on September 01, 2016, 06:18:36 pm
Oh shit sorry to hear man.
The funeral itself is pretty simple, like family members talk and then they bury the body. If you're visiting family of the deceased, they may be sitting 'shiva' which means that they sit on low couches, don't shower, and you don't say hello or how are you. General greeting is like "I'm sorry for you loss" or something. You yourself wouldn't sit on the lower seats, though sometimes that rule isn't followed do idk.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on September 01, 2016, 06:19:48 pm
Thanks man. Appreciated.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on September 06, 2016, 02:43:04 pm
@Mizal @Iavtatus
There's a nice coloring book out there for the discerning crayon-user. You may be interested.
Ahahaha, nice. Many thanks to the mysterious stranger who pointed me to this thread. If I could only acquire a printable copy I would totally color it and frame it on my wall. To confuse people.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Soundstorm on September 07, 2016, 03:49:01 pm
Would be fitting for you to have.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on September 07, 2016, 09:58:05 pm
I just started watching "Shaolin Vs. Evil Dead". I can't find anything in English, so I'm sort of just watching it without understanding anything and hoping I'll be able to derive the plot through the universal language of violence. I'm not exactly sure if it's related to THE Evil Dead, or if it's just a happy badly-translated coincidence, but it stars Gordon Liu, who's a bit like the Chinese Bruce Campbell, so it adds up well enough. It's got all the bizarre heroism of Captain Kronos and the batshit insane wonderfulness of Evil Dead and Army of Darkness, and I'm sure Gordon Liu is a very funny Ash or a very funny Kronos depending. He's got the presence of a man who's "serious" through even the thickest cheese, but he might just be written with a very dry sense of humor. I don't know, it's up to interpretation, the movie's still funny and awesome.
Anyway, it's about a Kung-Fu Wizard Doctor rustlin' his herd of enthralled vampires across the plains of maybe-but-it's-hard-to-tell Feudal China. He runs into a spooky town, and, despite the fact that noodles have already been made for him and his Vampire Ranchhands (Possibly his sons, I dunno.) Gordon immediately knows that some serious shit's going down when they enter the abandoned restaurant.
It turns out, it was actually all an illusion. The whole place is gray and abandoned, the noodles are bowls of worms, and the citizens who came out of nowhere and grabbed them are actually zombies. How does he figure this out? By telling his youngest ranchhand to piss on the floor and using it to cast a spell. By stabbing the piss-puddle with his enchanted wizard sword. I shit you not.
But these aren't just any zombies, these are Evil Dead zombies, which means they're actually demons in corpses. Some even turn on each other like Doom monsters! The trio of vampire ranchers battle these creatures by Kung-Fuing them and stamping their foreheads with soul balls, a process that sucks up the demons and sort of turns them off.
They also meet another Kung Fu Doctor Wizard, possibly an old rival, since he and Gandalf Liu seem to recognize each other, and the "plot" "thickens" further as it shows not only the conflict between Zombies and Shaolin Vampire-Cowboys, but also the conflict between the vampire cowboys and the other Kung Fu wizard and his student.
There's also a zombie dwarf who sabotages them by shoving the kung fu wizard's thralls and thus jostling the safety-dollars off from the vampire herd. The vampires try to poke the ranchers to death, and after all the vampires are rounded up again, the zombie dwarf politely apologizes and walks away casually. He shows up again, but he's usually more "Friendly Dead" than "Evil Dead". I can't understand any of the dialogue, so I'm just going to assume he's just being a dick and they can't spirit-ball him if he says sorry.
Interesting to watch, whether you can understand what they're saying or not, I'd give it a 6-7/10. If you have a spare hour and the ability to watch youtube, I'd recommend looking it up. I'd also reccommend looking up Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter, which is also unabashedly corny enough to be a good time and is also free on Youtube.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on September 07, 2016, 10:12:46 pm
Man, I really didnt want to spend time watching shit in college sent, but now I feel like I have to.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on September 07, 2016, 10:16:32 pm
Man, I really didnt want to spend time watching shit in college sent, but now I feel like I have to.
It's just one movie! Consider it a reward for passing your next final or something! Next time you have free time, right? ;D
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Arthesul on September 28, 2016, 09:50:39 pm
I've looked into Chinese Vampires some more ever since I started getting shit down for the spooky story contest. The whole sword-spell thing isn't quite so non-sequitur in the movie now that I know that a virgin boy's piss is known to Fark with Jiangshi and some other demons in Chinese folklore. Not as funny now that I know why the hell they did that, but I guess it's funnier knowing that that's an actual thing in demon combat. I mean, Fark crossbow bolts filled with innocent tears, right?
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on September 28, 2016, 10:07:51 pm
Look up Kindred of the East! It sounds super cool and I want to play a game in that setting ha ha
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Malkalack on October 16, 2016, 11:06:49 pm
Woooo, let's put a bunch of pedophiles in the same room so they can link up after therapy to share pictures and tips on abducting children! Seriously, all jail ever taught me was how to be a better criminal, and all drug treatment ever did is help me make connections.
Therapy doesn't stop what you're attracted to, man. That's why all those gay conversion treatments are bullshit. The only thing that'll stop someone from acting on those thoughts are their own morality or fear of societal punishment/stigma. If they need therapy to get the fact that touching kids is wrong, they're gonna slip at some point.
Fingers crossed the Germans are doing this just to keep tabs on the kid Farkers.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on October 19, 2016, 09:33:36 am
Woooo, let's put a bunch of pedophiles in the same room so they can link up after therapy to share pictures and tips on abducting children! Seriously, all jail ever taught me was how to be a better criminal, and all drug treatment ever did is help me make connections.
Therapy doesn't stop what you're attracted to, man. That's why all those gay conversion treatments are bullshit. The only thing that'll stop someone from acting on those thoughts are their own morality or fear of societal punishment/stigma. If they need therapy to get the fact that touching kids is wrong, they're gonna slip at some point.
Fingers crossed the Germans are doing this just to keep tabs on the kid Farkers.
We get that you're biased man, but that's not even the point of the therapy.
And some people do need to be told some laughably simple things. I was at goodwill and over heard a conversation between an employee and the people he was trying to help about how you probably shouldn't jump someone who is alone with 7 guys to beat the shit out of him just because he offended you. And that just becuase you're upset that your hockey team lost doesnt mean you need to start a fight.
These were guys in their 30s or so.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on October 19, 2016, 11:24:59 am
We get that you're biased man, but that's not even the point of the therapy.
And some people do need to be told some laughably simple things. I was at goodwill and over heard a conversation between an employee and the people he was trying to help about how you probably shouldn't jump someone who is alone with 7 guys to beat the shit out of him just because he offended you. And that just becuase you're upset that your hockey team lost doesnt mean you need to start a fight.
These were guys in their 30s or so.
Exactly my point, that dude is 30 years old, and he doesn't have the point drilled in his head already? I don't see how talking to a counselor or going to a group session will alter his thought process on the matter, considering societal cues over the course of three decades couldn't get the point across that jumping someone over a hockey game is no Bueno.
The fact of that matter is, if you put a bunch of people in the same room who all have one thing in common, whether it be pedophilia, drug addiction, criminality, or even just knitting, all its gonna do is teach those people how to Hone their craft. Yeah, maybe a few will get the point if they're young enough or if their actions have decreased their quality of life, but by and large putting people with criminal tendencies into contact with other people with the same tendencies just leads to better criminals.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on October 19, 2016, 11:42:57 am
But these aren't people with criminal tendencies? They're people who admit they're attracted to kids. Attraction isn't their choice.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: King Playa on October 19, 2016, 11:56:01 am
Third paragraph under the "Diagnosis" heading states that the guy, Max Weber, planned out three attacks on children but didn't carry them out due to fear.
How is that not a criminal tendency? It happens all the time with gunmen about to rob a bank.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: killa_robot on October 19, 2016, 12:47:39 pm
Lots of people think about or plan things that they never actually do. The fact that he is trying this program instead should show he doesn't actually want to do these things, or that at the very least he recognizes he shouldn't.
I don't think what they're doing will actually accomplish much, but it's a better direction than simply "burn everyone who has impure thoughts!". Making them hide away is just going to increase the chances of them doing something.
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on May 25, 2017, 09:34:17 pm
Did anyone else watch the new Samurai Jack season? Was phenomenal.
(Roy was pretty much 100% based off of the Scotsman from the show) (http://thegeekiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-24-at-6.46.26-pm.png)
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on October 28, 2021, 08:50:59 pm
Anyone watch the Netflix BHB show yet? Thinking this weekend I’ll watch an episode or two +
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: BerkaZerka on October 30, 2021, 04:45:24 pm
Binge watched the original series on Netflix this week. Looking forward to the new live action ones!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Daedalus on November 02, 2021, 11:29:35 am
As I'm a got damned weeb I watched the series ages ago when I got curious about the name and BhB PbP games we ran. Also. Spike is <3.
And I'll have you know I've improved in the roleplaying area since then (Have yet to play a female character after that last fiasko here though ;D )
Hope you guys are doing well!
Title: Re: Mayhem Thread
Post by: Not Aman on November 03, 2021, 08:58:48 pm
Yeah I’m really pumped for the live action looks so fun