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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: February 24, 2017, 12:05:46 am »
Damn, I want to know who won the contest.
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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^
« on: December 24, 2016, 07:47:10 pm »
Happy Hanukkah and Christmas Eve to all.
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: December 07, 2016, 10:39:43 pm »
http://chooseyourstory.com/Member/?Username=Wigglewigglewiggle
If there was any proof that we needed to get rid of the RP section of the site lmao.
If there was any proof that we needed to get rid of the RP section of the site lmao.
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: December 05, 2016, 09:32:12 pm »Well, I'm not dead . . . just a Ghost in the Machine.
Is this better?
import math
sex = input("Enter the quality of your character ('h' for decent human, 'r' for rapist): ")
exams = 10
alcohol = 7
plotted_plants = 10**20
if sex == 'h':
college_debt = ((3/2)*exams + math.sqrt(alcohol)) * math.pi ** plotted_plants
print(college_debt)
elif sex == 'r':
college = False
jail = True
print("You might want to reconsider your life choices . . . also, don't drop the soap . . .")
No error handling.
import math
sex = input("Enter the quality of your character ('h' for decent human, 'r' for rapist): ")
exams = 10
alcohol = 7
plotted_plants = 10**20
if sex == 'h':
college_debt = ((3/2)*exams + math.sqrt(alcohol)) * math.pi ** plotted_plants
print(college_debt)
elif sex == 'r':
college = False
jail = True
print("You might want to reconsider your life choices . . . also, don't drop the soap . . .")
else:
print("You just had to be special didn't you")
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: December 04, 2016, 12:58:08 am »ExamsHaha, I don't have finals until the end of the year. Private Jewish School ftw.
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: November 12, 2016, 05:06:03 pm »
Anyone archive the phillia thread?
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: October 30, 2016, 12:33:43 am »
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/forum-games/message/20672
Doing a thing if anyone cares.
Doing a thing if anyone cares.
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: October 28, 2016, 08:31:58 pm »
Yeah, like 9 months ago.
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: September 09, 2016, 11:36:31 am »
Can we bring Zero back and mod him?
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: September 08, 2016, 10:22:29 pm »
I'm contacting several active members about this. Same message to everyone on the list below. Limit all discussion about this to:
Jaystarthecat
Eshspoyeofdoom
Ford
ISentinielPenguinI
Wizzycat
TharaApples
Chris113022
ZagHero
Will11
Betaband
And myself.
Any thread that I make will be deleted, so pms are the only way I can go. I do not want discussion about this to reach 3j before he replies to me. I want to know his reasons why, justification, and more then one side of the story before anyone does anything.
This is the message I have recently sent him yesterday:
"Alright, so before this, I've been a little on the fluff side when talking with you. I generally don't like being serious. But I'm really farking pissed at you right now.
I've heard a single side of the story, and from what I have heard, you're being a mother Farking bitch. Excuse the language.
Now, I want to hear your side of the story. Don't you dare say it isn't my business. I want to know why, whether what I'd heard is accurate, and why the hell you're doing this to Kiel.
Last time I asked you, I already knew. I was trying for a nicer way of approaching you about it, so you could say what you wished without feeling like you were being pushed and retaliate in some way. Of course, I went about it the wrong way. Asked too many questions too quickly, so I figured I'd give it time to cool off before I tried again.
With the recent events, well, I figure it's time I stopped playing nice girl too.
What I have heard:
1) You're playing favorites. You're protecting Ivy, Mizal, Bucky, End, Steve, and Malk. Your reason being that they have potential, but that leaves me baffled as to why you're bashing Kiel because he has hell of a lot of potential, because he has - sorry, had, before you - to have a featured story in every category, has proven himself to be an excellent writer, and the time/motivation to do it. And he's been helping other authors improve their work. And he was planning on bringing in more people to create stories. I'm thinking perhaps you believe him to be a threat to your position? I cannot think of anything else, honestly. If it's potential you were really after, you've just flushed the mother load down the toilet.
2) Every other mod/admin said no, but you went ahead and demoted Kiel and replaced him with end.
3) You are being paranoid, and a dictating prick. Demoting Kiel for merely not apologizing to your favorites. He made a small edit on Bucky's post, which was righted less than a couple minutes later. Bucky's been a jerk to him for a long time, and so have you. So it's only logical that he wouldn't want to do it. And also for not apologizing to End, about a small 10 point deduction, which End fully agreed with. He says that for both cases, you said that you were afraid they'd leave.
4) You chased away Seth and Kiel. Leaving only berka, who doesn't like what's happening and has just given up on doing anything and is just going with the flow. And now you've promoted one of your favorites, End. So that supports my earlier statement of you being a dictator - wanting everyone in position one who's your lapdog. Keep in mind: If it turns out that things are exactly as I heard, then even though you can easily delete a thread, you cannot delete pms. And if even if you ban me, there aren't IP bans. People will be wondering what pushed me to leave the site before tim dragged me back. And from the reaction, they all enjoy my company here. Well, with the exception of Mizal and steve. You can put two and two together, I believe.
If there's a rational spin to this that I somehow haven't seen yet, then so be it. I'll leave you alone, and I'll apologize for being on your back, and I'll see if I can calm Kiel and the rest (rest being a very small group of close friends who also know the story. It hasn't spread to very many people at all.)"
Here is the message I sent this morning:
"So, I know you have read this since you're chewing Kiel out for it. Instead of, you know, actually talking with me through it civilly. Great to know that I was not wrong in the fact that you are taking every opportunity to tear into him. ^_^
You got what you wanted, and you had him demoted and leaving. Why the hell are you still going at his throat? It's like kicking a man while he's unconscious and on the ground. It's just cruel. And then you go and wonder why he didn't want to apologize at merely your request. And to use my own message against my friend, while deciding I'm not worth your time to reply to, well, my opinion of you is only continuing to fall."
Jaystarthecat
Eshspoyeofdoom
Ford
ISentinielPenguinI
Wizzycat
TharaApples
Chris113022
ZagHero
Will11
Betaband
And myself.
Any thread that I make will be deleted, so pms are the only way I can go. I do not want discussion about this to reach 3j before he replies to me. I want to know his reasons why, justification, and more then one side of the story before anyone does anything.
This is the message I have recently sent him yesterday:
"Alright, so before this, I've been a little on the fluff side when talking with you. I generally don't like being serious. But I'm really farking pissed at you right now.
I've heard a single side of the story, and from what I have heard, you're being a mother Farking bitch. Excuse the language.
Now, I want to hear your side of the story. Don't you dare say it isn't my business. I want to know why, whether what I'd heard is accurate, and why the hell you're doing this to Kiel.
Last time I asked you, I already knew. I was trying for a nicer way of approaching you about it, so you could say what you wished without feeling like you were being pushed and retaliate in some way. Of course, I went about it the wrong way. Asked too many questions too quickly, so I figured I'd give it time to cool off before I tried again.
With the recent events, well, I figure it's time I stopped playing nice girl too.
What I have heard:
1) You're playing favorites. You're protecting Ivy, Mizal, Bucky, End, Steve, and Malk. Your reason being that they have potential, but that leaves me baffled as to why you're bashing Kiel because he has hell of a lot of potential, because he has - sorry, had, before you - to have a featured story in every category, has proven himself to be an excellent writer, and the time/motivation to do it. And he's been helping other authors improve their work. And he was planning on bringing in more people to create stories. I'm thinking perhaps you believe him to be a threat to your position? I cannot think of anything else, honestly. If it's potential you were really after, you've just flushed the mother load down the toilet.
2) Every other mod/admin said no, but you went ahead and demoted Kiel and replaced him with end.
3) You are being paranoid, and a dictating prick. Demoting Kiel for merely not apologizing to your favorites. He made a small edit on Bucky's post, which was righted less than a couple minutes later. Bucky's been a jerk to him for a long time, and so have you. So it's only logical that he wouldn't want to do it. And also for not apologizing to End, about a small 10 point deduction, which End fully agreed with. He says that for both cases, you said that you were afraid they'd leave.
4) You chased away Seth and Kiel. Leaving only berka, who doesn't like what's happening and has just given up on doing anything and is just going with the flow. And now you've promoted one of your favorites, End. So that supports my earlier statement of you being a dictator - wanting everyone in position one who's your lapdog. Keep in mind: If it turns out that things are exactly as I heard, then even though you can easily delete a thread, you cannot delete pms. And if even if you ban me, there aren't IP bans. People will be wondering what pushed me to leave the site before tim dragged me back. And from the reaction, they all enjoy my company here. Well, with the exception of Mizal and steve. You can put two and two together, I believe.
If there's a rational spin to this that I somehow haven't seen yet, then so be it. I'll leave you alone, and I'll apologize for being on your back, and I'll see if I can calm Kiel and the rest (rest being a very small group of close friends who also know the story. It hasn't spread to very many people at all.)"
Here is the message I sent this morning:
"So, I know you have read this since you're chewing Kiel out for it. Instead of, you know, actually talking with me through it civilly. Great to know that I was not wrong in the fact that you are taking every opportunity to tear into him. ^_^
You got what you wanted, and you had him demoted and leaving. Why the hell are you still going at his throat? It's like kicking a man while he's unconscious and on the ground. It's just cruel. And then you go and wonder why he didn't want to apologize at merely your request. And to use my own message against my friend, while deciding I'm not worth your time to reply to, well, my opinion of you is only continuing to fall."
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: September 08, 2016, 08:43:46 pm »I'm LOVING the roast on Taco, BTW. Keep up the good fightNothing against Taco, but if anyone but if she didn't act like a 12 year old girl most of the time she'd be banned like anyone else.
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: September 08, 2016, 09:59:45 am »
Tl;dr with the drama, Kiel did mod stuff that was bad and used examples of other mods doing it as excuses. I'm with 3J on this one, not really cool.
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: September 07, 2016, 11:14:12 pm »That's quite the confession beta.
Pshh. KielStar is way to handsome to possibly be me. But if he wants to be polyamorous, so be it.
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: September 07, 2016, 12:18:12 am »
Can I get a tl;dr of the Kiel/3J/Malk/Taco drama so I can bash everyone in another drama alert?
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: May 06, 2016, 07:48:44 pm »I was just proud of my 22+ days. But damn daniel"Hey fellow kids"
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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation
« on: May 06, 2016, 05:50:54 pm »
Nice birthmonth. May is the best month to be born in, all the cool kids were born in may.
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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^
« on: December 25, 2015, 02:03:38 am »
Merry Christmas!
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Media & Mayhem / Re: So, I might be dying
« on: December 15, 2015, 06:57:29 pm »
Shit man, good luck.
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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^
« on: December 07, 2015, 07:13:34 pm »
I always learned that it's 8 days and nights in Israel. But I'm just a conservative lol.
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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^
« on: December 07, 2015, 12:42:56 pm »
7 days 8 nights, if you live outside of Israel.
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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^
« on: December 07, 2015, 12:19:19 am »
Happy Chanukah!
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Media & Mayhem / Re: Will save world for gold
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:38:45 pm »
This will be fun.
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Tales of the Dandy Desperado! / Re: Beta's Thief
« on: August 17, 2015, 04:25:49 pm »
Background
A high profile thief, Ezekiel made a name for himself by stealing from politicians and leaving origami turtles at the scene. When once asked about his behavior, he replied "I just really like turtles."
A high profile thief, Ezekiel made a name for himself by stealing from politicians and leaving origami turtles at the scene. When once asked about his behavior, he replied "I just really like turtles."
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Tales of the Dandy Desperado! / Re: Beta's Thief
« on: August 17, 2015, 01:00:49 pm »
Edge & Power Notes
Ambidextrous
The character is equally adept using either hand and suffers no penalty while performing a task with his off hand.
Climber
The character is a skilled climber and can move Full Movement while climbing - but no ‘Running’. +2 Athletics (Climb) rolls.
Low Profile
The character easily blends into a crowd or has a forgettable face. Opponents suffer a -4 penalty when trying to recognize the character through Perception (Spot) rolls (nice for those with a bounty out on them).
Number Cruncher
The character can instantly perform complicated mathematical calculations in his head.
Flaw Notes
Ego Signature
The character cannot perform any anonymous covert act, compelled to leave some identifying mark at the scene. Typical ego signatures might include a silver coin, a playing card, a cryptic message, initials carved into furniture, etc.
Klepto
The character has a compulsion to steal and hoard away small items, usually of little monetary value.
Once per session, the character must make a Willpower Save to avoid stealing something that might get him into trouble. The GM decides when the roll must occur, carefully choosing the most inopportune time.
Ambidextrous
The character is equally adept using either hand and suffers no penalty while performing a task with his off hand.
Climber
The character is a skilled climber and can move Full Movement while climbing - but no ‘Running’. +2 Athletics (Climb) rolls.
Low Profile
The character easily blends into a crowd or has a forgettable face. Opponents suffer a -4 penalty when trying to recognize the character through Perception (Spot) rolls (nice for those with a bounty out on them).
Number Cruncher
The character can instantly perform complicated mathematical calculations in his head.
Flaw Notes
Ego Signature
The character cannot perform any anonymous covert act, compelled to leave some identifying mark at the scene. Typical ego signatures might include a silver coin, a playing card, a cryptic message, initials carved into furniture, etc.
Klepto
The character has a compulsion to steal and hoard away small items, usually of little monetary value.
Once per session, the character must make a Willpower Save to avoid stealing something that might get him into trouble. The GM decides when the roll must occur, carefully choosing the most inopportune time.
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Tales of the Dandy Desperado! / Ezekiel Weisman (Beta's Thief)
« on: August 16, 2015, 06:05:22 pm »
Ezekiel Weisman (Thief) - 0/29 XP
Gender Male; Age 24; Ht 5’9”; Wt 140 lbs; Stature Thin, long fingers; Disposition Charming, Relaxed, Kleptomaniac; Distinctive Features: green eyes, doesn't have a pinky on left hand
Abilities
Str 4; Agi 5; Con 3; Int 4; Wis 1; Pre 3; Vitality (0) 13; Wounds (-2)8 2 (Armor 0)
Speaks English & Spanish
Saves
React 10; Endure 8; Will 6; Luck 3; Surge 3
Movement
Init 11; Move 30 ft (Run 120; Leap 4 high/20 long)
Attacks
Unarmed Strike 7/4S; Grapple Moves 7/4S; Combat Axe 6/7L; Spray Tranquilizer 9(MTN 10)/♠ (5♠); 9mm Deck Pistol 9/8L 40ft (12)
Combat Skills
Defense 8 (Dodge; Parry)
Ranged 8 (Shoot; Target; Throw)
Close Quarter 7 (Grapple; Melee; Unarmed)
General Skills
Acrobatics 12 (Balance; Escape; Tumble) ~4
Artistry 4 (Cooking; Expression; Rendering)
Athletics 10 (Climb +2; Jump; Sprint; Swim) ~3
Control 9 (Drive; Pilot; Operate Heavy Machinery) ~1
Evaluate 7 (Appraise; Gamble; Sense Motive; Streetwise) ~3
Fabricate 7 (Construction; Mechanics; Weaponsmith)
Face 9 (Bluff; Entertain; Intimidate; Taunt) ~3
First Aid 7 (Slow Poison; Treat Injury)
General Knowledge 7 (Trivia; In The News; Who's Who)
Larceny 13 (Forgery; Open Locks; Sleight of Hand) ~5
Outdoors 4 (Handle Animal; Survival; Track)
Perception 9 (Listen; Search +2; Spot) ~5
Sabotage 11 (Demolitions; Disable Device +2; Trap Setting) ~4
Socialize 7 (Diplomacy; Interrogation; Gather Info) ~1
Stealth 9 (Disguise; Hide +2; Move Silently) ~5
Tech 11 (Computers, Electronics, Security Systems +2) ~4
Edges
Ambidextrous, Climber; Low Profile; Number Cruncher; Security Expert; Thorough
Flaws
Ego Signature; Klepto
Equipment Normal Load 75; Encumbered 150; Limit 225; Drag 900
9 mm Deck Pistol; Combat Ax; Spray Tranquilizer; Smoke Bombs (2) High Fashion Suit; Casual Wear; IR Camouflage; Breaking and Entering Kit; Electronic Lock Decrypter; Electronic Tools; Lock picks; Micro Comlink; Origami Paper; Optical Binoculars; Skinsuit; Magnetic Boots; Tranquilizer (3); Permit to Hunt Bounty w/ JPC Endorsement
Gender Male; Age 24; Ht 5’9”; Wt 140 lbs; Stature Thin, long fingers; Disposition Charming, Relaxed, Kleptomaniac; Distinctive Features: green eyes, doesn't have a pinky on left hand
Abilities
Str 4; Agi 5; Con 3; Int 4; Wis 1; Pre 3; Vitality (0) 13; Wounds (-2)
Speaks English & Spanish
Saves
React 10; Endure 8; Will 6; Luck 3; Surge 3
Movement
Init 11; Move 30 ft (Run 120; Leap 4 high/20 long)
Attacks
Unarmed Strike 7/4S; Grapple Moves 7/4S; Combat Axe 6/7L; Spray Tranquilizer 9(MTN 10)/♠ (5♠); 9mm Deck Pistol 9/8L 40ft (12)
Combat Skills
Defense 8 (Dodge; Parry)
Ranged 8 (Shoot; Target; Throw)
Close Quarter 7 (Grapple; Melee; Unarmed)
General Skills
Acrobatics 12 (Balance; Escape; Tumble) ~4
Artistry 4 (Cooking; Expression; Rendering)
Athletics 10 (Climb +2; Jump; Sprint; Swim) ~3
Control 9 (Drive; Pilot; Operate Heavy Machinery) ~1
Evaluate 7 (Appraise; Gamble; Sense Motive; Streetwise) ~3
Fabricate 7 (Construction; Mechanics; Weaponsmith)
Face 9 (Bluff; Entertain; Intimidate; Taunt) ~3
First Aid 7 (Slow Poison; Treat Injury)
General Knowledge 7 (Trivia; In The News; Who's Who)
Larceny 13 (Forgery; Open Locks; Sleight of Hand) ~5
Outdoors 4 (Handle Animal; Survival; Track)
Perception 9 (Listen; Search +2; Spot) ~5
Sabotage 11 (Demolitions; Disable Device +2; Trap Setting) ~4
Socialize 7 (Diplomacy; Interrogation; Gather Info) ~1
Stealth 9 (Disguise; Hide +2; Move Silently) ~5
Tech 11 (Computers, Electronics, Security Systems +2) ~4
Edges
Ambidextrous, Climber; Low Profile; Number Cruncher; Security Expert; Thorough
Flaws
Ego Signature; Klepto
Equipment Normal Load 75; Encumbered 150; Limit 225; Drag 900
9 mm Deck Pistol; Combat Ax; Spray Tranquilizer; Smoke Bombs (2) High Fashion Suit; Casual Wear; IR Camouflage; Breaking and Entering Kit; Electronic Lock Decrypter; Electronic Tools; Lock picks; Micro Comlink; Origami Paper; Optical Binoculars; Skinsuit; Magnetic Boots; Tranquilizer (3); Permit to Hunt Bounty w/ JPC Endorsement
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Introductions / Re: Hello. I am here now.
« on: May 14, 2015, 09:45:58 pm »Can we ban slasher?@iqqih
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Introductions / Re: Hello. I am here now.
« on: May 13, 2015, 10:29:29 pm »No I don't. I haven't called anyone a bitch.Slasher did.
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Introductions / Re: Hello. I am here now.
« on: May 12, 2015, 10:03:33 am »
He did call you a bitch.
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Media & Mayhem / Re: Will save world for gold
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:09:26 pm »
This is going to turn out well.
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Community Conversation / Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« on: April 12, 2015, 12:19:09 pm »Wouldn't really say that we'll rule the world when the Messiah comes, cause we already doWe have .2% of the population and 11% of the billionaires
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.http://www.forbes.co.il/rating/list.aspx?en6v0tVq=FK
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Media & Mayhem / Re: Dumb things I do ;)
« on: March 26, 2015, 05:51:23 pm »The weird thing is, I know girls who actually like being talked to like that. They consider it bold I guess, but I still don't understand it.
Oh, and if you guys think you've seen the worst tattoo ever on the internet, you're wrong. I am currently in possession of the world's worst tattoo, until I get it covered up at least. Got it solely because my friend said I wouldn't. Hey, it might be irrational and illogical, and I may have fallen for his reverse psychology, but I sure proved him wrong! It was a prison style tattoo too. My friend didn't have her tattoo gun at the time so we dipped a needle in pen ink and did it the old fashioned way.
Is this you?
NSFW TATTOO
(letting you keep the Link, but the Pic itself is too crude for direct display on BHB - BZ)
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Media & Mayhem / Re: Will save world for gold
« on: February 17, 2015, 05:05:02 pm »
Can't wait to see how this turns out.
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Community Conversation / Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« on: February 17, 2015, 03:39:21 pm »Anyways, not a real Jewish holiday, but as the only Jews on the site, I can declare it as one. Tan and I are gonna be off to Florida starting Saturday night. I'll still be online at night, but as we're gonna be in Disney World, I make no promises for daytime hours.
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Community Conversation / Re: GenCon 2015
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:03:41 pm »The movie Madagascar was not computer generated, it was BZ and his friends larpingXD.
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Media & Mayhem / Re: Will save world for gold
« on: January 23, 2015, 08:54:39 pm »
Yay, Peanut can still talk.
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Introductions / Re: I have arrived
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:45:29 am »
Thanks BZ, but no, I didn't have an account here.
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Introductions / Re: I have arrived
« on: November 10, 2014, 03:03:45 pm »
Any advice on forum games to join?
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Introductions / Re: I have arrived
« on: November 10, 2014, 02:14:30 pm »
Thanks. Oh wow, you're a mod here.
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Introductions / I have arrived
« on: November 10, 2014, 02:07:20 pm »
Hi y'all, for those of you who aren't from cys, I'm betaband.
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