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Messages - LadyZerka

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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: September 11, 2017, 06:23:12 pm »
"I don't have a phone," UsdiYona explained, "but the spider webs have numbers running though them."

"I remembered your number and that you said I could always call you if I ever needed help."

"A little black window thing popped up with your number in it and it copies what I say and sends it to you whenever I say 'send'."

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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: September 11, 2017, 06:10:43 pm »
"Help us Mr. Saint! We are scared!" UsdiYona replied back - "We were sitting there, watching our movie, when all the sudden this electrical lightning-looking hand came out of the wall and grabbed us both! It said BZZZZZT!!!"

"I'm sitting on a spider web. It's dark and scary. I'm all alone. It took Faith into the webs. I'm so sorry I couldn't stop it! Please don't be upset with me; it got me too!"

"And I don't think there's any food around here either."

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: August 20, 2017, 12:09:09 pm »
"You know, that old Spaniard guy you've been toting around with you. You should see if he knows how to make tacos!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: August 18, 2017, 10:07:35 pm »
"She's OK," UsdiYona replies, "but sometimes she's scared to go to sleep with that lost spirit in the house."

"By the way, I love extra cheese and pepperoni! And no funky mushrooms!"

"There should be no fungus among us!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: August 17, 2017, 08:04:43 pm »
UsdiYona's excitement fell to concern for her friend.

"Hmm, let's see, where do I begin?" she replied.

"I'm honored to keep your secret. Those tree monsters died and we got some treasure out of the stump thing. Nothing to eat of course. Then we went home and came back today."

"We got rid of a jabbering idiot spirit and Robor tamed that weird plant thing. Then y'all went to take care of the creepy doll kid, because I didn't want to see you naked."

"Plus Emend and I called dibs on these first two rooms."

"Any of this ring a bell?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: August 14, 2017, 06:46:48 pm »
Saijr hesitates for a moment before continuing, "Usdi, can you keep a secret?"

"Why certainly! I love secrets!" Usdiyona answers with excitement.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: August 12, 2017, 09:17:10 am »
UsdiYona walks into the library and sees Saint. "Is that creepy demon doll gone for good? She asks.

Looking at the Sklorch, she then complains, "how come that thing gets to eat and no one ever feeds me? Sheesh!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: July 23, 2017, 09:10:24 pm »
"Naturally I will be taking the master bedroom," Emend replies. "There's a room beside that if you want, and then the rest of the disciples can have the rooms down the hall."

"Sounds great, let's go check 'em out!" UsdiYona replies. "Do you think they have mints on the pillows?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: July 21, 2017, 10:05:39 am »
"Which one do you want?" UsdiYona asks, "can I be by you?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: July 08, 2017, 10:36:13 am »
"Ooh!" UsdiYona replied with excitement, imagining all the possibilities. "What should we make first? Twinkies, Doritos, Snicker Bars, Pepsi, or fruit snacks?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: July 06, 2017, 02:44:28 pm »
"I think we need to have a conversation about how to not follow strangers who offer you food, even if it's cake," Emend remarks.

"Why? Is there something wrong with cake?" ;D

Emend looks towards the sound of the crashing noise, before pressing on to the kitchen.

"I'm sure the others can handle a single bouncer. So do you only eat human food, or can you actually make it?" Emend asks UsdiYona.

"You mean you can make human food?" UsdiYona asked in surprise, "please, do tell!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: June 28, 2017, 10:29:45 am »
UsdiYona'a face turns 3 shades of red. "Yeeeesss..." she admits sheepishly, "but there was more than just cake."

As she follows Emend out of the library, she says back to the others, "now y'all know what kind of damage and destruction I can cause, if you need me. But while you're up there, if you happen to find a cake... DIBS!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: June 26, 2017, 09:26:40 pm »
"Mama Kark promised me cake," UsdiYona replies to Emend, "I bet that creepy doll ate it all herself!"

"She should have shared. That greedy thing!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: June 24, 2017, 03:38:14 pm »
"Yes," UsdiYona replies to Emend's suggestion, "that kid is dangerous. She might get angry if she sees the guy who stole her birthday present. I can wait down here with Emend."

To Emend she then asks, "do you think they left any snacks in here somewhere?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: June 21, 2017, 07:54:38 pm »
"Well, that creepy kid is not getting the cuddly bear cub to crush to death this time! Sheesh!" UsdiYona says, following the rest of the group.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: June 13, 2017, 07:11:42 pm »
UsdiYona steps sideways, out of twilight and changes back into a girl.

"Ripping a leg off that thing makes me hungry for a turkey drumstick," she says.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: June 09, 2017, 09:03:55 am »
"Does this thing ever shut up?" UsdiYona asked, covering her ears.

She then changes back into a bear and uses her ability to enter twilight so she can go tear the crap out of that yammering idiot!

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: May 26, 2017, 10:29:55 pm »
"Speaking of muffins," UsdiYona added to the Saint, "we are fresh out. Think we can get some more when we're done here?"

"Just asking." :)

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: May 26, 2017, 10:26:20 pm »
"This place gives me the creeps," UsdiYona said. "Last time I was here I nearly got the stuffings squeezed out of me by that doll kid."

"Think that ragamuffin is still up there?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: May 23, 2017, 09:46:32 am »
"Nice." Robor says.

"Kinda forgot about you just like I forgot about.... uh, anyways. Should we go to Saint now? I got Kelsey a sorry gift for the splortch spirit."

"Cute puppy!" UsdiYona says. "Let's go!" She follows Robor with the puppy to where Kelsey is.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: May 06, 2017, 10:07:12 am »
"Yeah, we should go back for a rest," UsdiYona replied. "I'm starving!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: May 02, 2017, 04:51:58 pm »
UsdiYona changes back to her (Cherokee) girl form and says, "Hey! I'm not a barbarian and I'm nobody's slave! Besides, I just helped to free you in there by laying a hurt on that giant stump thing!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: April 29, 2017, 10:50:49 am »
UsdiYona, enthralled by the hippie dude follows the others out.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: April 24, 2017, 11:52:03 am »
UsdiYona looks in disappointment at the treasures.

'There's a 7-11 register, but no snacks? Is it too much to hope for a slurpie and slim Jim? I could even go for a withered up 3 day old hot dog right about now!'

UsdiYona then scoops the saddlebags up to help carry the loot without having to change from bear form.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: April 20, 2017, 08:03:06 pm »
UsdiYona sees no reason to stop tearing this thing to shreds yet.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: April 17, 2017, 12:32:49 pm »
If it can bleed it can die! UsdiYona keeps slashing away at it!

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: April 15, 2017, 12:58:01 pm »
UsdiYona changes from cub back to full grown bear and heads over with the tree bear to see what their claws can do against the flesh trunk thing.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: April 04, 2017, 09:59:16 pm »
UsdiYona leans in and gives the girl a sympathetic nuzzle with her nose.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: April 04, 2017, 03:41:03 pm »
UsdiYona ages back from adult bear form to bear cub and playfully trots over to the girl. She then paws at the briar wall to release the girl and licks her hand with friendly eyes and a smile.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 30, 2017, 09:35:36 pm »
Usdiyona uses dance of vines again to pull roots up out of the ground under the demon. Hopefully, she can get it around the neck and hold it still.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 28, 2017, 01:15:41 pm »
"AAAHH!!!" Usdiyona yelped, "I heard they could do that - but ZHEEESH!!!"

She then changes into her adult black bear form and tries to grapple the demon to the ground to protect her friends.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 27, 2017, 08:53:23 pm »
Usdiyoni uses dance of vines to make the briars and underbrush form into a wall, blocking the entrance into the glade.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 26, 2017, 03:29:26 pm »
"Yeah," Usdiyona answers, "the only time human spirits ever come into the shadow, is because they have lost their way, and don't know how to get back to the other side."

"I don't know if that makes her a ghost, but she's definitely lost."

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 25, 2017, 09:48:51 pm »
"Why is this girl throwing rocks at you Robor?" Usdiyona asks - "And why is she so creepy? Kind of reminds me of that evil Doll."

"Oh, and did I mention she has a big scary-looking dog?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 25, 2017, 09:07:46 pm »
Usdiyona uses her ability to peer across the veil.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 23, 2017, 12:25:55 pm »
"Um, as an expert in the bear field," Usdiyona says, "I can tell you that a bear's fur protects it from pokey plants and such."

"And if you need any help explaining what you want it to do, well, we both speak the same language."

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 18, 2017, 08:11:41 pm »
"Hey you," Usdiyona said to the bear, "why don't ya make like tree and leave!"  ;)

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 18, 2017, 07:49:18 pm »
"Hello?!?" Usdiyona said, tapping her feet. "Is there a reason why you feel like you need another bear?"

"I may be a sucker for ice-cream, but at least I don't have moss for brains!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 08, 2017, 06:22:15 pm »
Usdiyona takes a puff from the pipe, makes a face, and says "BLAAGH!!!" before handing it to Emend. She then has another coughing fit, wipes tears from her eyes, weakly smiles, and adds "that's what I'm talking about!"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 07, 2017, 08:18:09 pm »
"I'm too young to smoke," Usdiyona says. Then she ages ten years before everyone's eyes and says, "How's this?"

The 22 year old Usi then waits for her turn at the pipe.  ;D

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 07, 2017, 07:27:58 pm »
"Essence? Sure, I'll take some! Do I get ice-cream afterwards?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: March 06, 2017, 08:45:41 pm »
"My name is Usdiyona," Udiyona replied, "but you can call me 'Usi' if you want."

Then looking at the food, she asks, "don't you Indians believe in spaghetti and meatballs or lasagna and pepsi? I can appreciate ya'll living off the land and such, but like, I'm starving!"

"Don't any of you do chef magic or something?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: February 28, 2017, 08:40:36 pm »
Usdiyona gladly takes the payday and wonders how she could be of help.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: February 26, 2017, 05:04:42 pm »
"Yeah, do we eat soon?" Usdiyona asked hopefully.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: February 23, 2017, 12:47:11 am »
"Yeah, it exists here and in twilight," Usdiyona said to Robor's pointing the lodge out as a spirit.

"But what the heck is that thing snoozing in the totem?"

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: February 22, 2017, 08:00:39 am »
Seeing no imediate threat of huge bears or anything ;) Usdiyona changed back to her human self and asked "did you all see that moose over there? It went into the trees. It wants us to follow it."

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: February 20, 2017, 10:43:52 pm »
Usdiyona snorts and swings her huge head side to side at Emend's question. She hadn't stolen any traffic cone.

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Disciples / Re: Loose Ends
« on: February 20, 2017, 12:11:28 pm »
"Huge bears?!? Where?!?" Usdiyona asked, suddenly turning into a full grown 400 lbs black bear.

Rearing up on her hind legs, she stood at seven feet and roared!

Then she got back on all fours, lumbered through the gate and started snorfing around on the ground as if looking for a scent.

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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^
« on: December 24, 2016, 10:09:02 pm »
Merry Christmas to all! And Happy Hanuka to you Aman! :)

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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^
« on: November 25, 2016, 09:50:34 pm »
Turkey tumor... Slimy, yet satisfying.

Bonus for the cream-filled kind!

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