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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: December 24, 2017, 10:31:16 am »
"This thing gives me the willies! You sure that creepy doll kid ain't around here somewhere? It feels the same somehow..."
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: December 21, 2017, 08:32:19 pm »
UsdiYona stands by the Saint to see what's under the tarp.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: December 18, 2017, 03:11:55 pm »
"Jurisdiction? The heck is that anyway?" UsdiYona asks Robor.
"I bet that fish knows something!"
"I bet that fish knows something!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: December 17, 2017, 04:18:53 pm »
"What in the heck is wrong with that there fish?" UsdiYona asks. "We really need to know what happened to that thing. I'm gonna go talk to it."
UsdiYona pinches her nose and heads to the barge.
UsdiYona pinches her nose and heads to the barge.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: December 15, 2017, 05:00:02 pm »
"Yay! Free soup!!!" UsdiYona replies to the man, waving goodbye and then turning to follow the others.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: December 12, 2017, 09:55:06 pm »
"Now that you mention it," UsdiYona calls back up to the guy on the street, "I'm out of popcorn and I only got 47 cents. Where can a girl get a respectable meal around here?"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: December 09, 2017, 12:42:48 pm »
"Bonzai!!!" UsdiYona says, casting dance of vines as she jumps down into a shrub, letting it catch her and the other disciples as they come down.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: December 04, 2017, 08:27:48 pm »
UsdiYona looks around. "We better hurry, so we don't lose Beats."
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Disciples / Re: Waiting for News
« on: December 04, 2017, 06:15:37 pm »
"I'm taking this," UsdiYona says, clutching the popcorn she salvaged from the couch cushions.
"Also found .47 cents!" She smiles and heads through the gate.
One step closer to free pizza for life!
"Also found .47 cents!" She smiles and heads through the gate.
One step closer to free pizza for life!
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Disciples / Re: Waiting for News
« on: December 01, 2017, 09:51:38 pm »
UsdiYona, now back to her normal 12 year old self, puts her hands on her hips and says, "Who would have thunk it? Y'all could of told me all I had to do was step right on out there, but no..."
"Well thank you Miguel," UsdiYona nods to the ghost.
"Now, where did I leave that popcorn?"
"Hey! Is that our couch?!?"
UsdiYona hurries to the couch and begins lifting cushions looking for her popcorn.
"Now where's that popcorn?"
"Well thank you Miguel," UsdiYona nods to the ghost.
"Now, where did I leave that popcorn?"
"Hey! Is that our couch?!?"
UsdiYona hurries to the couch and begins lifting cushions looking for her popcorn.
"Now where's that popcorn?"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 27, 2017, 08:24:56 pm »
"It seem like we are stuck." UsdiYona says. "Any suggestions here?"
"I got a quarter to call somebody. Think we can get one of those window things to pop up?"
"I got a quarter to call somebody. Think we can get one of those window things to pop up?"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 26, 2017, 01:11:39 pm »
UsdiYona heads through the crystal.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 25, 2017, 06:52:49 pm »
"Yeah, the connection is on the floor," UsdiYona confirms, "I can smell Faith through it."
"We could sure use Shorty, er... (I mean Robor) right about now. These things are all demons!"
"We could sure use Shorty, er... (I mean Robor) right about now. These things are all demons!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 24, 2017, 01:24:02 pm »
With hands on hips, UsdiYona looks around and says, "You have got to be kidding me! I can handle cutsie cats with knives, but someone please shut that damn music off!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 24, 2017, 10:37:27 am »
UsdiYona changes into a 16 year old, dressed in the same outfit as the Japanese girl.
Showing off her new clothes, she asks, "Girl, does this outfit make my butt look big? Cause it sure ain't doing a thing for your fat ass!"
"Now get out of here! Before I claw the other side of your face off too!"
Showing off her new clothes, she asks, "Girl, does this outfit make my butt look big? Cause it sure ain't doing a thing for your fat ass!"
"Now get out of here! Before I claw the other side of your face off too!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 23, 2017, 01:54:37 pm »
"Hey Beats, where do these connections go?" UsdiYona asked, "Can you tell with your space voodoo?"
Then to the annoying girl, she says, "I'm going to bear bitch-slap some sense into ya! Respect your elders!"
Then to the annoying girl, she says, "I'm going to bear bitch-slap some sense into ya! Respect your elders!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 21, 2017, 06:05:44 pm »
UsdiYona changes back into her 21 year old self with bear ears and all.
Looking between the two connections, she replies to beats. "We'll, I don't know if it's a trap, but Faith definitely went through there just now."
"I may not know how much eggs and milk go into making a taco, but I do know that dumb ass girl over there is guarding the wrong door."
Looking between the two connections, she replies to beats. "We'll, I don't know if it's a trap, but Faith definitely went through there just now."
"I may not know how much eggs and milk go into making a taco, but I do know that dumb ass girl over there is guarding the wrong door."
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 20, 2017, 07:52:47 pm »
"Hey ya'll! That was Faith!" UsdiYona says, pointing to the way the data thing just went.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 20, 2017, 07:32:57 pm »
UsdiYona flies through with great speed!
"This place is freaking nasty! The connection will not hit me in the tail feathers on the way out!"
"This place is freaking nasty! The connection will not hit me in the tail feathers on the way out!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 16, 2017, 09:55:30 pm »
UsdiYona flies back to the others to show them the way to Faith's window.
"Ya'll come hither. She went through a window over yonder!"
"Ya'll come hither. She went through a window over yonder!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 12, 2017, 01:39:43 pm »
UsdiYona changes into the form of an eagle. "You guys hold the demon here! I'll fly out and find Faith's connection and come back! Hopefully it can't get me if I'm not on the ground!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 10, 2017, 06:15:47 pm »
"Ahh!!! Take this you nasty bastard!" UsdiYona says, as she tries to wither the floor!
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 09, 2017, 11:40:20 am »
UsdiYona concentrates on Faith and starts sniffing around for her again.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 06, 2017, 07:45:31 pm »
UsdiYona helps claw the crap out of the spider things.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 03, 2017, 10:09:42 pm »
UsdiYona looks around in utter disgust.
Putting her hands on her hips she says, "If any of y'all slip and fall on that floor, you're on your own! You can waller till the cows come home. I ain't picking you up!"
"Ew!!!"
Putting her hands on her hips she says, "If any of y'all slip and fall on that floor, you're on your own! You can waller till the cows come home. I ain't picking you up!"
"Ew!!!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: November 02, 2017, 05:50:07 pm »
"These things are bigger than the ones I saw before," UsdiYona points out. "They were just little suckers, but I don't like giant spiders small or big!"
UsdiYona withers one of the spiders.
UsdiYona withers one of the spiders.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 29, 2017, 01:12:58 pm »
"Oooh, I wana play! Deal me in!" UsdiYona volunteers.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 29, 2017, 01:06:09 pm »
"What the heck kind of casino is this anyway?" UsdiYona asks, "No food, no drinks, no hospitality! Zheeesh!!!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 24, 2017, 05:12:33 pm »
Arriving in the casino, UsdiYona realizes she is still in bear form. Not wanting to look out of place, she changes back to her human form - only at 21 years of age.
That is because there is a huge sign that says "No One Under 21 Allowed".
"Aren't these places supposed to have free drinks and a buffet?" she asks, disappointed not to see one right away, but keeping an eye out, just in case.
That is because there is a huge sign that says "No One Under 21 Allowed".
"Aren't these places supposed to have free drinks and a buffet?" she asks, disappointed not to see one right away, but keeping an eye out, just in case.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 22, 2017, 07:28:21 pm »
"Last again short stuff!" UsdiYona jokes with Robor. "Need a lift? Hop on! I can be your mighty steed!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 20, 2017, 09:25:41 pm »
"Um... a little help here?" UsdiYona called from inside her ice. 
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 16, 2017, 07:03:00 pm »
UsdiYona turns into an adult bear. An angry hungry bear.
"Don't mess with a hungry bear!" UsdiYona says, in spite of being in bear form.
"How 'bout I give you free bearclaws for life!!!"
UsdiYona then attacks the prince.
"Don't mess with a hungry bear!" UsdiYona says, in spite of being in bear form.
"How 'bout I give you free bearclaws for life!!!"
UsdiYona then attacks the prince.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 14, 2017, 05:30:06 pm »
"I may be a starving, melting away to nothing, nobody cares if I wither, kind of spirit bear," UsdiYona says, "but I do know a scam when I see one."
"I don't like you anymore prince," she concludes, sticking out her tongue and stomping a foot.
"I guess I'm just gonna go help tear you to pieces, if you harm my friends"
UsdiYona then turns herself into a stone, as a defiant gesture towards the prince.
When she turns back, she let's her comrades know that the traffic cone Mother Rosemary had taken out of the house that one time was actually her - hahaha.
"Didn't know I could do that huh?"
"I don't like you anymore prince," she concludes, sticking out her tongue and stomping a foot.
"I guess I'm just gonna go help tear you to pieces, if you harm my friends"
UsdiYona then turns herself into a stone, as a defiant gesture towards the prince.
When she turns back, she let's her comrades know that the traffic cone Mother Rosemary had taken out of the house that one time was actually her - hahaha.
"Didn't know I could do that huh?"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 14, 2017, 02:15:49 pm »
"But I don't have any money!" UsdiYona Huff's, folding her arms in disgust.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 14, 2017, 02:09:07 pm »
"What?!?" UsdiYona replies. "I don't even know what a social security number is and who remembers the day they were born? Sheesh!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 13, 2017, 08:21:05 pm »
"That's kind of cruel, don't you think there prince?"
"Does that offer still stand with no strings attached perhaps?"
"You know, you did drag me off the couch and through a light socket without letting me grab my popcorn first."
"What the hell kind of place is this anyway?"
"Does that offer still stand with no strings attached perhaps?"
"You know, you did drag me off the couch and through a light socket without letting me grab my popcorn first."
"What the hell kind of place is this anyway?"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 11, 2017, 07:26:42 pm »
"I don't know that one," UsdiYona says, "I just know C is for cookie. That's good enough for me!"
She then concentrates to join the others.
She then concentrates to join the others.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 11, 2017, 06:45:43 pm »
"There's no place like home, there's no place like home." Usdiona says, clicking her heels together.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 11, 2017, 06:36:58 pm »
"Um, does someone want to tell me how they are doing that?" UsdiYona asks Robor.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 08, 2017, 11:26:39 am »
Hey, hey!!" UsdiYona says. "I know this smell! It's what took us off the couch!"
Then seeing Robor, she adds "And how come he has a never ending drink and I got stuck with a never ending bowl of nothing?!?"
"Just sayin."
Then seeing Robor, she adds "And how come he has a never ending drink and I got stuck with a never ending bowl of nothing?!?"
"Just sayin."
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 07, 2017, 08:51:45 pm »
"I'm a nature person," UsdiYona says. "Let's find Faith and get the hell out of here!"
UsdiYona then begins sniffing around, trying to find Faith's spirit scent.
UsdiYona then begins sniffing around, trying to find Faith's spirit scent.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 06, 2017, 03:44:26 pm »
UsdiYona is confused, not knowing what to do. For now she'll watch the others smash mirrors, while thinking about peanut brittle.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 03, 2017, 05:48:55 pm »
"Come on shorty!" UsdiYona says to Robor, following through the gate.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: October 02, 2017, 03:23:43 pm »
"That free pizza thing popped up when I touched a window number," UsdiYona said. "Try that?"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: September 30, 2017, 07:47:33 pm »Emend looks at Usdi's current form, then frowns.
"What happened to you? Couldn't make up your mind?" He then pauses for a minute.
"And how can you recognize us?"
"Even though you and Saint look different, your spirit scents are still the same," UsdiYona explained with a smile. "And what do you mean, 'what happened to me?' I'm the same as I've always been."
"By the way, you didn't happen to grab that bowl of popcorn off the couch did you?"
"I'm starved," she whispers, so the Saint doesn't hear. "Someone in here offered me free pizza for life, but I didn't have their stupid society service card number or whatever."
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: September 30, 2017, 09:58:33 am »
"I'm so sorry Saint," UsdiYona apologizes, "I really did try to save her. Don't be mad at me."
"It took her into the webs," UsdiYona explained, pointing to a spot on the ground. "Right here."
"Somehow it opens up. The hand took Faith inside and these spider things came out. I chased the spider things off, but the webs closed before I could follow!"
"It took her into the webs," UsdiYona explained, pointing to a spot on the ground. "Right here."
"Somehow it opens up. The hand took Faith inside and these spider things came out. I chased the spider things off, but the webs closed before I could follow!"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: September 16, 2017, 07:25:29 pm »
"Help Help Police!" UsdiYona cries in alarm, "There are too many of them! What do I do?"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: September 16, 2017, 07:12:53 pm »
"Oh yeah, good idea!" UsdiYona replies to Saint. "Web, where is my captor?" She then asks.
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: September 14, 2017, 04:31:17 pm »
"Hey!" UsdiYona texts in the background, "this thing says I 'may have won free pizza for life'! All I need to do is enter my social security number to claim my prize!"
"... What's a social security number?"
"... What's a social security number?"
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Disciples / Re: Dark Web
« on: September 12, 2017, 05:13:47 pm »
"OK," UsdiYona said to the Saint. "Hurry, I don't have anywhere to go."