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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 16, 2014, 04:39:06 pm »

Uhm... Maybe not... If you were one of the cops on the Scene, would you want to be the first to tackle him?  

Personally, I would have been like - "Somebody go and get the fire-hose!" or "After you, I insist!" 

XD

5052

Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 16, 2014, 04:20:17 pm »

Now wait a second - skittles family was kind of touching, they probably got into a friendly paint fight.

Also, the guy who jacked off while high on meth and fighting off 15 cops - that's Farking impressive

5053

Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 12, 2014, 04:09:18 pm »

1 The Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves (Hardcover)
by Jack Douglas
Price: Used & new from $379.99

Price: Used & new from $379.99

$379.99

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 12, 2014, 12:54:25 pm »

Holy crap, once you become a cowboy, your name turns orange!

(congrats Drak?)

Heh, you beat me to it XD

Had no idea I was a cowboy yet.

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 12, 2014, 12:53:55 pm »

Ooh, my name is orange on the who's online page now!

5056

Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 11, 2014, 01:45:11 pm »

I'd own one, but I wouldn't pay $60 for it haha! (Maybe 10 though...)

As for why? It would just be cool having something so incomprehensibly old. The fact that it is a d6 is beside the point. Not like you'd just throw it across the table with the rest of your dice 

Save it for your critical rolls!

5057

Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 08, 2014, 07:01:57 pm »

Wow, You can make really small sizes here.

5058

Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 08, 2014, 07:01:14 pm »

cough cough Definitely the wise and honorable drak

Now just finish your character sheet on Mage: The ascension and make a few comments on the general OOC where I can edit them into statements about how much you all love me.

5059

Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 08, 2014, 06:53:56 pm »

(Nudge Nudge)

Hey Berka, guess who would just make the most evil awesome mod ever?

5060

Community Conversation / Re: EMT Course

« on: January 07, 2014, 11:25:00 pm »

Cool.

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 05, 2014, 08:51:21 pm »

I was mainly referring to registered members lol but ya 92 is awesome too (for those that were actual humans)

Err.... probably not that many....

5062

Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 05, 2014, 08:49:52 pm »

Also look at all the members online! 13 all at the same time! So proud

Most Online Today: 92.

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 05, 2014, 06:57:25 pm »

I would personally love to play a real version of BHB not just a game using its rules

I'd love to see the original creator run one of them these days ^_^

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: January 05, 2014, 11:32:13 am »

(Oh Crap. That probably means you will eventually find pics... ) 

Pfft, we've all seen pics of you and Lady Z. (And Nestor, and others).

Mostly from the pics you posted at... Gencon I think?

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Introductions / Re: Greetings!

« on: January 05, 2014, 02:25:10 am »

As a newcomer to this site, I would like to say "Hello!" to all of the members, experienced or otherwise, on this fine domain.

It's everyone from CYS XD

We've somewhat revived the long dead site, by bringing in new members from CYS

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Community Conversation / Re: Daddy BZ

« on: January 03, 2014, 08:52:51 pm »

Uhm, thanks (about five years ago) haha 

<.<
>.>

Guess I got the date wrong...

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Community Conversation / Re: Daddy BZ

« on: January 03, 2014, 07:57:59 pm »

Congrats

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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^

« on: January 01, 2014, 12:06:12 am »

Happy New years everyone

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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^

« on: December 25, 2013, 02:49:17 am »

Thank you Berka

I sincerely hope you have a wonderful year.

5070

The Solar Frontier / Re: Handy Maps

« on: November 06, 2013, 08:27:14 pm »

How...? XD

Actually.. I can see how you would make the shapes, using the boxes available to you, but I have no idea how he'd make the grid.

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Community Conversation / Re: Forum Posting Ranks

« on: November 03, 2013, 04:40:34 pm »

Hi all,

Here are the Spiffy Forum Posting Ranks.  As folks post through the roof, we’ll add new Ranks, but these should do for now 

0 Posts – Small Fry
50 – Outlaw 
100 – Bounty Head 
250 – Mercenary 
500 – Professional 
1000 – Veteran 
2000 – Cowboy
4000 – Legendary Cowboy

BZ

Ah, Cowboy rank, i'll get you some day...

So, Berka, do the little Icons that are currently grenades turn into stars upon achieving cowboy rank? Or is that only for you? Do our stars turn into bigger, better, golden grenades in that case?

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Mythic Nippon: The Demon God of Sendai / Re: Yasuo Shiga (Drakilian’s Ancestor Worshipping Samurai Priest)

« on: October 28, 2013, 10:06:28 pm »

Goodbye Yasuo.
(Bows head respectfully)

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 28, 2013, 09:01:46 pm »

Yasuo takes a focused defensive dodge (on naginata dude), while ordering the fiend:
"Ibzo! Pick me up and carry me out of this house as fast as you are able without killing me!Brin me to the high priest of Morioka! Do not radiate as you do so!"
He will also throw his dagger at naginata man's face in order to distract him, hopefully...

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 28, 2013, 02:49:37 pm »

Yasuo runs away from the enemy troops.
"Ibzo, stop destroying the wall and kill the men on the stairwell as quickly as you can!"

Yasuo peeks around the door, while putting his magical shield so that it faced the enemy troops on the stairwell, he will make a focused defensive action if attacked.

Should he see what he is expecting - that is to say, all of the Yakuza are gone after the lieutenant cast a teleportation spell - Yasuo will rush towards Hiro and spend his last surge point (and gain a psychosis point) in order to use suppress poison on him.
Unless, of course, Hiro is already dead, in which case Yasuo will leave the body alone and save his very last spell.

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 26, 2013, 11:18:44 pm »

"Ibzo, stop radiating now, and do not radiate again until ordered by me to do so! Rip a hole into the wall right there (Yasuo points to a part of the house that isn't on fire, that he could easily reach from the outside the allway) big enough for me to fit through, then go into that room and kill the crossbowmen and the large guard. Do not do anything that would harm me in any way. Do not attack the samurai in there, he is dressed as a commoner, and will have a sap. Do not do anything to harm him. Do not kill the lieutenant in there, though if he appears to be reading from a scroll, then I want you to immediately knock him out, to the utmost of your ability, but DO NOT KILL HIM. If anyone other than the Lieutenant is reading a scroll, rip them apart before they can do anything to cast it."

Now that Ibzo has his orders, Yasuo will, you know, just kinda move out of the fire, and then stand outside of the doorway while the fiend does his thing...

I wonder how much shit i'll get into for this? Yeah, probably quite a bit. Should have waited till I finished reading those old demon magic scrolls dad kept. Would probably be done by now. Could have also had the most awesome fivesome ever.
Oh well, guess it'll have to wait for now....

(Yasuo will be taking a focused defense action this turn if attacked. He will also attack anyone with his sword if he sees them coming up the stairs, with the objective being to push them down.)

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 26, 2013, 10:00:49 pm »

Yasuo burns a surge point to summon a demon - Ibzo the fiend to be completely clear. He makes sure to place Ibzo riiiiiiight in front of the large Naginata wielding man... And will order Ibzo to kill the man the second the fiend is summoned. Luck points will be used as necessary to complete this life saving action.
Yasuo will take care to stay out of direct sight of the staircase, so that guards coming up wouldn't see him and immediately shoot him.
Yasuo will then pull out his sword and his shield - and promptly hide behind the shield, staying out of killing distance of the big man. He will also cast shield on himself if he has the time.
As for Hiro, hopefully he will work at taking out the crossbowmen, for now...

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 26, 2013, 09:23:52 pm »

Yasuo burns a surge point to make it out of the room - fast.

(Let the new combat round begin..)

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 26, 2013, 06:18:38 pm »

Yasuo speaks under the yelling from the Lieutenant and the guards, keeping his voice low and calm, but trying to make it loud enough for the other two to hear.
"Lilitu, I want you to use your sound field to deafen the guards and the Yakuza lieutenant, make sure it does not affect you me or Hiro" (I assume she won't have to cast it again, since she's been maintaining the spell)
"Also, order the lieutenant to throw knives at you, but purposely miss, hit to the side. Whatever that Ofuda is, it might be dangerous."
"Hiro, run behind the lesser guards, kill and knock them out"

After giving the orders of reasonable length, Yasuo will cast wither twice, once on both of the nagamaki carrying guards.
He will also toss Lilitu the stilleto that the man downstairs had been carrying, so that she can defend herself. He will alert her before tossing it with a simple "Catch".

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 26, 2013, 04:35:24 pm »

"Ok, now, Lilitu, I need you to enter the room and tell the captain that you need to speak with him urgently, alone. Look nervous as you do so, to fool his guards. Use your ability to control minds, actively force him to do what you say.
Ask that he remove his guards, and that only you and he speak privately, and mentally force him to do so, do not release him when the guards leave the room.
You will then order the lieutenant to let himself be gagged and knocked out by Hiro.
Hiro, you will gag him first, so that he is unable to speak of course, and then you will knock him out. If needed, you should also tie him up, or break any bones he would use to move - he won't need them after he's done being interrogated.
I will explain the rest of the plan should we succeed at this first part, everyone understand?"
Assuming they both answer positively, he'll continue..
"Good. Lilitu, start part one of the plan. Oh, and dispel any magic ward you might sense, of course."

And he and Hiro will follow closely behind her...

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 26, 2013, 02:44:40 pm »

Once they reach the third floor, Yasuo will ask Lilitu once more whether or not she can sense a magic ward, or any magical energy.
Should she reply negatively, he'll order her to use her sound manipulation ability to cut off all trace of sound on the third floor from the outside world.
The third floor will be completely isolated from the rest of the house and the outside, no one in the house who was not on the third floor and no one outside of the house should be able to hear anything that happens on the floor from now on - should the succubus succeed in her casting.
Of course, Yasuo only wants the third floor isolated, but everyone on the third floor should be able to hear each other as per usual, though he'll request that while Lilitu is manipulating sound, that she completely erase the sound of Yasuo and Hiro's breathing and footsteps, though he also wants her to leave his voice un-altered, so that he can continue talking if needed.

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 26, 2013, 01:38:10 pm »

As they walk up to the third floor...

"Lilitu, do you sense that they may have put their magic ward back up? Do you sense any magical energy at all, that's not coming from me?"

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 26, 2013, 01:30:08 pm »

Yasuo reaches down and picks up the man's stiletto, looking it over.
"Search him as well, hide the body in a separate room, maybe under a bed.
I wonder how he managed to shrug off unconsciousness."
Yasuo says outloud.

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 25, 2013, 04:20:43 pm »

Yasuo whispers quietly to Lilitu
"Talk to him as if you know him, don't mention a name, just speak like you're aquaintances. Distract him.
Hiro, sneak, and when I say sneak I mean sneak towards the man, and knock him out with the sap.
Lilitu, try to use the illusions you have going on to muffle his movement, if possible"

Should the man notice anything and look like he will cry out, Yasuo will burn a surge to interrupt his action and wither him to death.

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 25, 2013, 08:06:52 am »

"Huh, I'd think a guard would at least be armed, perhaps he is more important than he seems?" Yasuo thinks aloud...
"Hmm, probably just a servant. Ok, Lilitu, Hiro, to the top"
Yasuo and company walk up to the third floor, where the lieutenant is located, though they do not enter the room..

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 24, 2013, 10:31:01 pm »

"Very good, search him, he may have keys we will need for the house. Lilitu, I want you to cast illusions on us three. Make yourself look and sound like this man right here, and make Hiro and I invisible (with the illusions, of course)."

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 24, 2013, 02:42:23 pm »

"Lilitu, Hiro, knock him out of you would" Yasuo says quickly, taking advantage of the man's confused state.

He'll cast a wither on the man if his two allies fail...

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 22, 2013, 09:14:55 pm »

Of course, he continues till he reaches the other end of the alley way, before finding another way back to his group...

Once he finds Hiro and Lilitu, he'll gesture for both of them to follow him, and he makes his way down the alleyway again...
"Lilitu, I want you to control the mind of the man with the pipe up in that window there. Make him to come down here and open the gate for us."

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 22, 2013, 08:12:10 pm »

Yasuo takes care to look over any widows and see if the house had a side entrance. (Or if it was possible to reach the back of the house.

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 22, 2013, 02:37:41 pm »

"I don't know, he doesn't seem the type for whips and chains" Yasuo answers back, rather amused at Hiro's reaction to his "Wu-Jen" friend.

"I did not believe it relevant, though she certainly isn't too hard on the eyes. Hiro, this is Lilitu." Yasuo says, a thin smile on his face.
He was actually rather worried that Hiro would take a stupid risk to keep the succubus alive... Oh well, the magistrate had other Yoriki.
---
Yasuo and company head to the Yakuza lieutenant's home, but before making any sort of move on the place, Yasuo examines it from the outside, taking care not to look overly conspicuous. He wanted to be sure that the place hadn't been reinforced or made more dangerous since his last visit...
He makes sure to tell Lilitu to keep Hiro occupied while he examined the house alone. People would probably just think him a commoner chasing after some expensive Gei-sha anyways...

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 22, 2013, 12:33:33 pm »

"Ha! You scarred them enough the first time, though Roka seems to want to have another go at you.
No, I've summoned you again for a different reason.
Well, more or less the same reason I summoned you last time... We'll be destroying the Yakuza presence in Morioka, dear. I've been given official permission to conduct the mission by the chief magistrate, so we'll be operating with no risk from city guards now. Though the magistrate of Morioka did send a swordsman to help and watch us.
You will still keep your nature hidden, no need to draw attention to ourselves. You will also not rape or tempt the Yokiri unless ordered to. Though you will probably be ordered to, to be honest, if he gets too pushy."
"Now, we're about to continue our mission, the samurai is outside, disguised of course. Now follow me, we're going back to the lieutenant's house."

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 21, 2013, 02:49:25 pm »

"There, much better" Yasuo says, after having altered Hiro's look till he seemed to be nothing more than a commoner, like Yasuo's own disguise.

"Now, I need you to wait outside for a few minutes, i'll be out soon"

Once Hiro leaves, Yasuo will summon Lilitu the succubus, using his demon spell (And freely using luck points (Only one at a time though) if needed to succeed the spell)

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Side Quests / Re: Keitaro's Tournament

« on: October 21, 2013, 02:45:39 pm »

Keitaro will recall that Yasuo came by a while ago to ask if he wanted to come with the priest on a mission to Morioka, and that the warrior had refused because he was busy organizing the tournament.
If he looks around for Yasuo, he'll find that everyone who knows the man will agree that he is no longer in the city...

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 20, 2013, 08:25:36 pm »

"For now - they would only get in our way at the moment.
Now, come, I reserved a room at the noble's inn to work out of, we'll get to work on your disguise there" Yasuo says, getting up.

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 20, 2013, 07:46:20 pm »

"Very well then, let us get started.
First off (Yasuo gives details on where the lieutenant's house is located).
I haven't been here in about a month or so, so we'll have to be cautious this time around. It's very possible that they have figured out they've ben infiltrated from the now missing magic ward, or by the interrogation of the dealer I impersonated.
We'll likely be injured before we finish at the house, so can you tell me whether or not we'll have access to a healer?"

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 20, 2013, 07:21:23 pm »

"How good are you though? Could you sneak through a watched house or will you be caught by a light sleeper? And do you only fight with your sword?"

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 20, 2013, 06:15:15 pm »

(The mind reads, don't forget those)

"Yes, she will be there for me when I require her, and I intend to use her thoroughly throughout this mission.
Now, I want to know whether or not you can be stealthy, or if we'll need to take a more... conspicuous approach than the one I previously had planned"

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 20, 2013, 04:33:16 pm »

"Hmm, very well then. As long as you do what you need to do, I can work with that.

Now, here's what i've been through so far with the Yakuza. When the chief magistrate sent me and several other Yokiri on a mission to the village of Aomori in order to deal with a problem that had manifested itself, we stopped in this village in order to rest ourselves. While here, I decided to look into the troubles of the city, in order to be sure that the cities under rule of the dayimo were doing as well as I believed them to be. I disguised myself in order to keep my identity safe, and I began wandering the streets of your city, looking for trouble as it were.

After a few minutes, I quickly found a man and several of his underlings selling several illicit materials. I and an ally I will not name convinced him to approach us alone, and then, after ripping the location of his superiors from his mind, we blocked all memories of the conversation from him, and began to investigate the information we received from him.

We ended up outside a Yakuza lieutenant's house. It had two guards on the outside, both of which appeared to be unarmed and unarmored, though I suspect they carried concealed weapons. On the inside, there were two more guards, each heavily armed and armored, and several guard dogs.

My ally cast illusions over both of us and we entered the house under the guise of the dealer we had previously interrogated. Once inside, we scouted out the townhouse, and entered the lieutenant's personal room. There were 6 guards there, heavily armed and armoured as well, two of which looked to be very experienced. The lieutenant, as we spoke, gave away that they have an operation selling some very dangerous materials, among which is the infamous assassin's oil. He also has access to a great deal of men, as he casually suggested I take 20 men to assassinate a fictional potential buyer who he though to sound suspicious.

I originally intended to go through with capturing the lieutenant and ripping from his mind the information I needed to move on to bigger and more dangerous criminals, but unfortunately, several events transpired that left me drained of energy, and therefore incapable of continuing the mission.

I have returned now, to complete my task"

"Now, before I tell you what I plan to do, do you have a problem with my methods so far, Hiro?" Yasuo asks, face blank.

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 19, 2013, 10:46:47 am »

"Well, first I need to know about you Hiro" Yasuo says, as he casts read minds on the man...
"What are your strong points? How did you become a samurai? Are you willing to follow my orders, whatever they are, in order to help eliminate the Yakuza presence in your city? I am aware that you must remain loyal to your magistrate, and I will respect that, but I need to know that when I tell you to do something, you will do it."

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 18, 2013, 09:01:32 pm »

"It was a pleasure making your aquaintance sir. May the ancestors watch over you."
Ok... How do I steal a bunch of Yakuza stuff when I have Yokiri looking over my shoulder?
Hope they're willing to help me "confiscate the goods" if I share a bit of it with them...
Yasuo also stands up, and after the formalities are settled, leaves (With the papers the magistrate wrote up for him).
---
After making his way out of the magistrate's house, Yasuo goes into his home and gets his travelling stuff, literally all the stuff he got the first time, minus the extra 6 horses.

No, this time he only takes two horses
One for him, and one for his stuff of course.

He once again orders his doshin to keep the order in the city while he was away.

Before leaving, however, he tries to find Keitaro, Kirito, and Miya, judging them to be the most likely to join him/be the most effective.

Unfortunately, he does not find Miya, Keitaro refuses because he is busy with the tournament he is planning, and Kirito was working with the shaman, so he decides to go it alone.

Yasuo leaves the city, and gives his imp permission to stop hiding.

Every day of the trip, Yasuo will summon Ibzo the fiend, in order to deal with any bandits or Oni who would get the idea to attack the lone priest.
Should he arrive to Morioka unmolested, Yasuo will dispel the fiend once he comes within sight of the city, and will give his imp the order to hide again.
He will approach the gates and present his travelling papers to the guards.

Also, during the trip, Yasuo will examine the authorization letters that the Chief magistrate gave for the magistrate of Morioka. (Unless the orders have some sort of seal, in which case, nevermind)

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Side Quests / Re: Yasuo's Poison Quest

« on: October 18, 2013, 08:16:00 pm »

Who are these Yakazu you speak of magistrate?

"Thank you Chief magistrate Saito. Do we destroy or confiscate the illicit goods in possession of the yakuza?" Yasuo asks.