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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!)

« on: February 06, 2016, 11:06:41 pm »

Ye disgust me, an' tats not only because o' ur fish gills.

AYE, SO YOU ADMIT TO FANTASIZING! SEE LADS, HE'S LUSTED FOR ONE OF HIS FISH SLUTS SO LONG HIS MIND IS PLAYING TRICKS ON HIM! KILL HIM NOW, LEST YOU WAKE UP WITH HIS TROUT SOMEWHERE IT DONT BELONG

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!)

« on: February 06, 2016, 10:55:11 pm »

YOU EAT WITCH YOUR TROUT? BY DAVEY JONES LASS, THIS BASTARD IS SICK!

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!)

« on: February 06, 2016, 10:48:35 pm »

WHAT DOES A KISS SMELLER HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?! YOUVE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND LASS, YOUVE GONE MAD WITH FISH LUST! BEFORE WE KNOW IT, HE'S GONE START LOOK AT US LIKE WHORES!

Vote: Aman

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!)

« on: February 06, 2016, 10:35:01 pm »

GILL FARKER? HOW DO YOU FARK A GILL? I SAY WE KILL THE BASTARD JUST FOR MAKING SEX WITH A FISH!

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!)

« on: February 06, 2016, 10:31:04 pm »

OOC: Does stating we should lynch someone count as a vote, or does a vote have to follow a specific rule?

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!)

« on: February 06, 2016, 10:24:19 pm »

SMILIN!? I DON'T SEE NOBODY SMILIN!? YOURE LOSING IT LASS!

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!)

« on: February 06, 2016, 10:20:34 pm »

WHATS THIS ABOUT A VOTE? WHAT KIND OF BUCCAROO ASKS FOR PERMISSION BEFORE HE STARTS SOME GOOD OL KILLIN!?

I CANT HELP THE WAY I SMELL LASS, THESE DOBLOONS DONT EXACTLY SWIM UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE HAR HAR HAR

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!)

« on: February 06, 2016, 10:10:17 pm »

AHOY MATEYS, THAT BLAST GONE DONE AND MADE ME RINGING IN ME EARS! WHAT IN THE WIAWANNON ARE YOU LILLYLIVERS SAYING?

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast!

« on: February 06, 2016, 03:43:13 am »

Yes sir

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast!

« on: January 23, 2016, 06:01:43 pm »

Dreamkiller, your presence is needed!

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast!

« on: January 21, 2016, 11:31:17 pm »

Very fun.

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast!

« on: January 19, 2016, 03:03:29 am »

Can't use CYS. Im only able to post while I'm using my friend's laptop cause I'm babysitting.

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast!

« on: January 18, 2016, 06:18:50 pm »

Well, we're at 5 now

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Forum Games / Re: Assassin in the Ballast!

« on: January 17, 2016, 04:20:52 am »

I'm down

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Media & Mayhem / Re: Mayhem Thread

« on: January 11, 2016, 06:08:38 pm »

Isn't this quite the gem, despite all lack of reasoning beyond "I'LL GET A MILLION DOLLARS!" being nonexistent, and the fact that even the math is wrong.

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: December 29, 2015, 04:36:43 pm »

So I just got glasses for the first time in about 5 years.

Have people always been this ugly?

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: December 29, 2015, 01:51:03 pm »

Dammit Morgan.

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: December 29, 2015, 12:35:31 am »

Hopefully just one, not plural haha. And nah, my mom would love the little bastard, especially considering he's my bastard.

She'll probably be pretty pissed off at me, and I might have to dodge a few frying pans, but that'll probably be the worst of it.

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: December 26, 2015, 11:24:47 pm »

Well this is a 5 year on going injury. (I made a post about it on cys lounge "Bad news for me" or something another.) Just got back home to find out we have gotten 1.5 inches of snow since I went in. I seriously hate Ohio most days.

Someone bring him back! I need somebody to complain about Ohio with!

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: December 26, 2015, 05:39:50 pm »

If you wanna find a good test, this one will give you a rough estimate of where you are on the political scale.

https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

Idk if I take it too seriously myself, but the results should be interesting. It labeled me as a libertarian left.

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: December 26, 2015, 02:42:26 pm »

Playa: You're an anti-psychopath!

Tell that to my court psychiatrist

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Media & Mayhem / Re: So, I might be dying

« on: December 26, 2015, 02:23:11 am »

No, no, no, that's not how this works. I've gotta organize, plan, and do the majority of the frauding all by myself!

All I'm asking you to do is sit in bed and have cancer.

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Media & Mayhem / Re: So, I might be dying

« on: December 26, 2015, 01:00:51 am »

So Drak, not really sure if you're signature is a CYS joke or a cyst joke, but either way, you should let me manipulate your well being for profit.

We'd split it 70\30, of course.

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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^

« on: December 26, 2015, 12:57:30 am »

How was everybody's holiday? I had a pretty good time, only awkward moment was when my uncle insisted on leaving the leftover ham in front of the mosque next to his house.

Other than that slightly unpleasant note, pretty good time.

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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^

« on: December 25, 2015, 11:48:15 am »

Eggnog is for dirty heretics! Zaboobooba!

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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^

« on: December 24, 2015, 11:54:38 pm »

merry christmas you guys! Enjoy yourselves some eggnog!

Don't you rub your lack of eggnog in our faces, we don't deserve it.

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Community Conversation / Re: Community Conversation

« on: December 24, 2015, 11:53:49 pm »

Decidedly dastardly? Full blown psychopathy? That's bogus.

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Community Conversation / Re: Happy Hollidays ^v^

« on: December 24, 2015, 12:20:00 am »

Merry Christmas Eve mi Breda.

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Media & Mayhem / Re: So, I might be dying

« on: December 17, 2015, 08:55:43 pm »

Dammit Drak, you screwed up my whole goddamn scheme!

I already passed out the fliers, hired a team of workers, and plastered the internet with ads about the Canadian football player who refuses to let Cancer get in the way of him achieving his dreams in the NFL.

The city council was swept up in tears about my proposal for the local fund raiser, and then you had to go and mess it all up by not even having cancer!

Fark you, man.

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Media & Mayhem / Re: So, I might be dying

« on: December 15, 2015, 02:43:49 am »

I mean the guy was around 35 years old, but still. Fights last about a minute tops until someone gets put to sleep, and even then its just your face that gets the worst of it. You're not consistently slamming into giants at top speed over the course of an hour.

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Media & Mayhem / Re: So, I might be dying

« on: December 14, 2015, 11:20:28 pm »

Noooo, don't listen to him Drak. Football is waaay more intense than fighting just one person. Especially for your abdomen.

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Media & Mayhem / Re: So, I might be dying

« on: December 14, 2015, 10:36:31 pm »

Ive had two, and neither pained me enough to really impact my daily activities. You recall suffering any sharp pain during a particularly rigurous workout? More than usual, of course.

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Media & Mayhem / Re: So, I might be dying

« on: December 14, 2015, 05:31:41 pm »

Lightweight sounds like a hernia, I've had a couple  before. Just go to the doctor and have them check you out. As long as you avoid heavy lifting, you should be fine.

Don't know if it's like this for everyone, but every time I had one, one of my testes grew larger than the other. Check yaself mi Breda.

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: November 30, 2015, 11:04:32 pm »

You aren't giving them enough weed then.

Wouldn't be a problem if I still smoked, haha.

And Coins' mom and I only did the deed that one time, and I was pretty drunk. Plus, I'm pretty sure she drugged me.

That's weird Sent haha. People always tell her she looks like Lindsay Logan (before all the crack)

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: November 30, 2015, 07:58:03 am »

Girlfriend 😍😍😍 (They're both insane and throw shit at me though)

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: November 16, 2015, 05:28:28 pm »

Man, playa wishes he had a chinbeard that nasty.

Chinbeard is no more. Girlfriend and I made an arrangement, I shave that shit for her, she dyes her hair blonde for me.

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: November 16, 2015, 03:53:50 pm »

But... but... I'm white.

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Introductions / Re: Peek-a-boo~!

« on: October 28, 2015, 12:42:14 am »

Don't trust Killa, he's a shifty one.

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Community Conversation / Re: Israel

« on: October 15, 2015, 10:54:09 pm »

You live in a terrifying place...Again I will not bring up what I think of the way things are as I feel that
A: No one would care
B: It is rather RUDE
C: I sometimes end up the 'Cassandra Truth' in that situation.

I'm so confused right now. What drugs are you on and where can I get some?

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Community Conversation / Re: Israel

« on: October 12, 2015, 06:32:22 pm »

Why? (Aside from the incredibely likeliness that theyre gonna ask you for money and then hop away, magically healed?)

They could have a concealed weapon. I mean, if they're old or obviously disabled its a different story, but a limp is usually a pretty good indication they've got something in the waistband.

I remember seeing this dude on the west side walking funny while wearing a hoodie once. In July. Walked the other way real quick. Seen his mugshot on the news a few days later.

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Community Conversation / Re: Israel

« on: October 12, 2015, 05:05:59 pm »

If you see anyone walking with a limp, keep your distance.

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: October 06, 2015, 10:46:39 pm »

Note to self: Do not Fark with the Zerkas.

Never took any sort of training for fighting, but my friends and I would jump each other for fun all the time, that's kind of the same thing, right?

My PO and I actually talked about getting enrolled into boxing classes when she seen me come in with a black eye. Sounds fun

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: October 06, 2015, 04:26:08 pm »

How you doin, Mr. Tribiani.

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: October 01, 2015, 02:17:32 am »

You'd think those hobos would be courteous enough to not leave their empty beer bottles chilling on your floor.

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: September 30, 2015, 07:31:50 pm »

I guess that explains the giant cage, but that still doesn't explain the pool full of razor blades.

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: September 30, 2015, 08:19:38 am »

Nah, that was left over from one of my experiments. I keep forgetting to get rid of my sharps afterward. The gorilla likes to juggle them, though, he's working his way up to flaming chainsaws reeeeeally slowly.

Oh, so that's why there was a hoop and ramp in the background?

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: September 30, 2015, 05:43:10 am »

Probably has something to do with those syringes next to the tricycle.

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: September 29, 2015, 06:49:42 am »

That's probably not even a picture of his face

I'm calling SVU

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: September 28, 2015, 12:09:57 am »

I am not photogenic and I don't see a good reason to put that fact on display.

Haha, me neither, that's why I'm doing the derp face lol

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Community Conversation / Re: Astounding revelations

« on: September 27, 2015, 07:51:20 pm »

No, I was going off the fact that a lot of people seem to think they look similar.

That's racist hahaha