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Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« on: January 17, 2015, 05:10:37 pm »

The sun rises on the wine glass once more. Most Yeast cells would be asleep by this point, but not the ones here. It was a restless night in the glucose palace as the alcohol began closing in and the assassin roamed its halls...

Here, the eldritch god Anhueser Busch of Budweiser Brewing watches with baited breath. If one yeast cell is not killed, be it by assassination or by lynching, within 24 hourse of one another, the grape juice will wholly ferment and burn them all to death.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2015, 06:41:49 pm »

Yo. Where's that suspicious Daedalus? He's like a wolf in a china shop or something.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2015, 06:45:22 pm »

Just because i'm likely to vote on anyone i feel like while likely disregarding fact's... uh.. you may be right! :D
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2015, 06:56:11 pm »

Duuuuuuude. So like, this means we're, like, starting? Radical maaaan.

We need to get this fermenting thang going so, like, dude. The big D is always a good target, but like, that's also bad because, like, what if he isn't the yeast killing guy dude? Soo weird maaaaan.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2015, 07:45:26 am »

Hey man, this is our survival we're talking about! - I know i've made a bad choice or two... but hey, havnt we all?
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2015, 10:53:56 am »

I suppose... Making bad choices is like choosing to see what it tastes like, before giving it a whiff first.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2015, 11:52:49 am »

Taking a whiff us teh best part maaaan. That was some strange brew...

So like, wha now? We need some discussion up here brah.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2015, 03:21:17 pm »

And let me start by being the voice of reason!

I'd say, for better or worse that we start with voting out the inactives ones... or perhaps we sit and wait for them to show up while our very essence is being torn away from us? Harmageddon is upon us brothers and sisters. I say we each stand up, make our voice heard. This judgement day shall not claim us! Ragnarök shall wait!
« Last Edit: January 18, 2015, 05:27:33 pm by Daedalus »
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2015, 06:00:58 pm »

Hmm, I wish Drak were here, he could tell up logically who is most acting like the assassin at any given time haha!

But anyway, where's Aman-do and Sonemine-imus?
« Last Edit: January 18, 2015, 06:03:15 pm by BerkaZerka »
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2015, 04:31:35 am »

And did those yeast cells sit impatiently,
Amongst themselves they spoke of lynching.
But why, o why, are absentees
More deserving of death; no pause for thinking?

Leaping across the webs of the world,
Appeared an apparition wise and bald.
Magic captivating and wondrous was hurled,
And lost was I in the tales he told.

Late into the night, I listened and wept.
My intention, I assure, was not to cause fuss.
No excuse have I to say but I slept.
I urge you all, beware of Daedalus.

The voice of reason
He claims to be,
But the voice of treason
Is he, one can see.

Vote: Daedalus
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2015, 06:55:32 am »

Rhyming? Are you trying to get lynched haha!

Your words are like a sonnet of bees in a bonnet. (Meaning they are like a buzzing cacophony of painful stings in my ears!)

What say the Aman-innator?

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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2015, 08:45:20 am »

 Alcohol, that deadly chemical looms overhead threateningly. It seems almost as if the only reason it didn't swallow them all was because the outside forces influencing the glass were gone for most of yesterday.
(Length extended to 3 days between kills)
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2015, 12:48:57 pm »

*shiver

"I get this weird looming feeling!"
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2015, 01:10:55 pm »

Well shiver me timbers.

Harmageddon is running late. I.. dont know what to do.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2015, 05:02:54 pm »

I must profess my deepest apologies for my term of dumbness, my dear sirs.Thou holiest elder guard hath resumed control over ye olde blubbering mouth of his.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2015, 05:59:28 pm »

Wha?
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2015, 06:00:57 pm »

I agree with above statement.

Wha?
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2015, 06:03:15 pm »

Did I not speaketh properly?
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2015, 06:48:59 pm »

You spoketh like a Harley on a bad stretcheth of roadeth.  ;D
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2015, 06:55:37 pm »

I dinnae knowth what ye be referring to, but I suppose I must reaffirm my words. In the common tongue, I believth the proper term beist "sorry I was silent guyz"
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2015, 08:59:54 am »

Gentlemen, we must make haste,
For above us looms baleful alcohol.
A fate awaits to end us as paste;
To waste time would be our downfall.

Abold a name to cast a vote;
Vote: Daedalus, like so.
Whosoever's name you wrote
Is deemed enemy and must go.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2015, 10:04:40 am »

So like. Duuuuudes.
Berka brought attention to Daedalus, but hasn't voted for anyone.
Daedalus has been trying to act reasonable for once (though just saying rather generic 'vote for the inactive stuff.)
Tev is voting to lynch Daedalus.
Aman has been apologizingZzzz

So, I think Tev is being most suspicious right now, like, maaaaaaan. That dude is out for the D.
Vote: Sonemine (but I'm not really sure so I can be convinced or whatever, I dunno. We totally like, need discussion or something.)
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« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2015, 10:21:43 am »

I know that its not md, and i know that it is not the king.

Out of all of us, i'd say Sonemine has been the most suspicious out of us all. I may be wrong.... but wth.


vote: Sonemine
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2015, 11:24:23 am »

D duuuuude. Now I'm suspecting youuuu :P (like, why didn't you vote Sonemine before me? You just jumped the band wagon like, like a evil yeasty thingy)
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2015, 11:32:42 am »

I can yell out the name of the king if you want. Im just trying to protect myself.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2015, 12:28:56 pm »

While we are gatherd in these halls here,
Our only a path to slay foes untold,
You find my behaviour a little queer?
Did not you receive tasks for frijoles?

Daed'lus pressed us - inactives be killed.
But no reason is there in such a claim.
Your collective mindset has left me a-chilled.
Why the necessity to to do others defame?
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2015, 12:47:42 pm »



I can yell out the name of the king if you want. Im just trying to protect myself.

That's preposperous! Absolutely absurd! Thou speaketh as tho betraying the king is the norm! Revealing the king would be death to us guards, ye damnest fool! Who cares about us guards, our lives be fer ye grand king!
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« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2015, 01:01:23 pm »

The Daedalus hop waivers back and forth like a chicken trying to follow a squirrel across the road.

I do find him most suspicious now. And threatening to save his own hide by revealing the king! For shame!

Though... I hate to see poor D booted first all the time. I doubt that such a lofty position as assassin or king would be his due to this little tendency.

So I Vote to Lynch: Sonemine
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« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2015, 01:01:24 pm »

The tense eyes of the brewer glare impatiently at the wine glass. If a yeast's cytoplasm is not spilt by tomorrow morning, everyone will die.


Just when Anhueser was thinking about enacting his rage early, he smelled the sweet smell of sacrifice! The yeast cells gathered around Sonemine and engulfed him to death, and then excreted her base materials. But when they    looked at his genetic coding, they found no insanity secquence... It was a shame, she had such a life ahead of him, and so many division cycles left....

Sonemine was a guard!


And with that, the alcoholic clouds retreat, to loom ominously another day.
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« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2015, 01:13:34 pm »

Damn it! Why did it act so irrational.

There is but one person here i trust, and if we all be damned without him, i will do whatever it takes to make sure it lives!

Oh and i said a glass of juice, not gas the jews.(sorry, i couldent resist putting that in there)
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2015, 01:15:40 pm »

>.> Daedalus, what have you done?!? I trusted you!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2015, 01:17:07 pm »

"Gas and Jews"? XD
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2015, 01:23:26 pm »

I did the rational and acted to vote out the irrational.

I am but a poor guard that wants nothing but to survive! The maniac yeast is not me. That gives us approximately 1/3 of a chance to survive this night...

People! We will survive this! This is good odds!
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« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2015, 01:52:59 pm »

Wait... You're saying 2/3 chance to be horrifyingly mangled into oozing goo is good odds?
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2015, 02:17:42 pm »

Yes. It could be worse.

I could have been blown out from a spaceship, devoured by my best friend,  killed by two friends for doing what i perceived was right. Torn apart by vampires,  killed by a fat ugly guy while said fat ugly torched a few houses.

Why do i get a deja vu feeling after rambling up random events? Weird...
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2015, 02:26:34 pm »

Damn. Duuuude, D, the ideal thing for a guard is to save the king, not himself....

So like, that leaves Daed, Berka, and Aman on my suspicious list. Aman never voted, so he's either a really cautious assassin or a guard who's negligent (or also really cautious).

Argh. Berka had the killing vote, but Daed immediately followed up after me. And we can't rule Aman out...
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« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2015, 02:44:14 pm »

Don't forget to add that tans guy to your list.  XD
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« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2015, 02:50:19 pm »

I did not want to throw out a vote first, since i do often tend to get voted out first.

Besides, my plan was to vote for either Aman or Sonemine since they were both not here during the first day. All guards have 2 people on their suspicious people that could be assassins list.

Now, a message for the king and remaining guards.

I ask that you trust me. Trust that i am not the assassin. If you can do that, it improves the odds of survival of our people! Vote smart! Vote for our survival! Exploit the fact that we know who the king is! We need to gather a conse sus on who'm to vote out!
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« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2015, 02:50:58 pm »

Methinks Tans and Aman are colluding like that Wiley Assassin Briar Rose did with those other, to remain nameless, cads!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2015, 04:07:44 pm »

Me thinketh ye be claiming we be cheating! How dare th thou!
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« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2015, 05:23:17 pm »

Me thinketh ye be claiming we be cheating! How dare th thou!

Then PM me and prove it!  ;D  ;)
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« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2015, 05:25:38 pm »

Wait, we're allowed to PM?
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2015, 05:26:25 pm »

So anyway, Daed, Aman and Berka are on my suspicious list.
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« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2015, 05:26:56 pm »

Wait, we're allowed to PM?

What? No way ya big CHEATAR!  ;D
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2015, 05:29:01 pm »

Seriously, though - it was a Joke.

No PMing of course. That's what happened in the infamous assassins in the palace game that helped spawn the Mustache/Penguin wars.
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« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2015, 05:30:00 pm »

Did you just put yourself and not Tan on your suspicious list?

Clever fiend. I think you might be assassin, trying to figure out who the king is! You're number one on my suspicion list!
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« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2015, 05:45:06 pm »

Seriously, though - it was a Joke.

No PMing of course. That's what happened in the infamous assassins in the palace game that helped spawn the Mustache/Penguin wars.
Twas rife with cheating and nefarious plottings.
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« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2015, 07:20:31 pm »

Did you just put yourself and not Tan on your suspicious list?

Clever fiend. I think you might be assassin, trying to figure out who the king is! You're number one on my suspicion list!

Silly Daedalus, I already know who the King is  ;D
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2015, 07:24:46 pm »

So who all is left? Just four of us? If so, where does D's 1/3 come from?  :P
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« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2015, 07:35:56 pm »

So who all is left? Just four of us? If so, where does D's 1/3 come from?  :P
He's excluding the evil yeasty guy maaaaan.

D's being pretty suspicious, I'd say. But if we're wrong... Ugh.
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