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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2015, 07:38:46 pm »

No. Im excluding the king, which 3/4 of us know whom it is.

And if i can get you to believe il not the assassin, that makes it 50%.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2015, 06:41:18 am »

Well... D got his free round at least. But wouldn't that boggle the mind if D was the killer? Sort of like payback for all the crap we've given his characters over the year(s).  XD
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2015, 06:46:28 am »

And speaking of frejoles (or tacos or whatevers) they're harder to earn around here than pulling teeth from a sprocket.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2015, 06:46:55 am »

(I am determined to at least go out with the most of them.)  ;D
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2015, 08:56:54 am »

Ye olde spammer!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2015, 08:57:15 am »

Thou spams to gain frijoles!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2015, 08:58:04 am »

Dost thou even know what a frojle is?! (Cus I don't)
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2015, 09:04:44 am »

Frijoles are well-known for being losenge-shaped seeds made of solid gold.

But these aren't just any frijoles, Aman. These are bonus frijoles.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2015, 09:30:09 am »

Never!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2015, 09:34:07 am »

And I would add 'Mustache' just for good measure!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #60 on: January 21, 2015, 09:34:58 am »

What?!?
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #61 on: January 21, 2015, 09:35:35 am »

I thought Frijoles came in a can. And wouldn't that be awesome! Spam for Frejoles haha!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #62 on: January 21, 2015, 09:36:20 am »

Actually, no... it wouldn't. There would be way too many meaningless posts for that.

Sort of like how beavers can't smell square things.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #63 on: January 21, 2015, 09:48:06 am »

Duuuuude. So, like, spam? Not cool bro
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #64 on: January 21, 2015, 09:48:29 am »

Not cool at all, dood.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #65 on: January 21, 2015, 10:31:55 am »

Spam is like putting too much oregano in your socks.

So, anyway Tans, what's your new Suspicion Level Evaluation (since you are our default 'Drakilian' by proxy) haha!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #66 on: January 21, 2015, 12:33:05 pm »

Psst! Aman. I think D is asleep. Let's poke him with a stick.

*poke
*poke
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #67 on: January 21, 2015, 12:54:40 pm »

*poke
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #68 on: January 21, 2015, 01:36:19 pm »

*prod
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #69 on: January 21, 2015, 01:37:13 pm »

*SNERK!

Crap! Lost my stick!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2015, 01:47:26 pm »

Here be ye olden stick of the roundeth table.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2015, 01:48:05 pm »

It poketh wit the best of them
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2015, 02:06:58 pm »

Thank you my good man!

*poke / SNAPETH!!!

Dang it! XD
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2015, 02:09:42 pm »

For sooth! Ye broketh lancelot's pointed stick! Ye fiend!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #74 on: January 21, 2015, 02:20:27 pm »

None of us near Drakilian with logicality XD
Daedalus seems to be taking this way more seriously than he usually would (beep beep beep). Could mean he's trying to do really well this round as an assassin.
Aman and Berka are both just screwing around and are like, kinda being unhelpful (medium beep) (<2 u guyz but yeah) XD
I know what I am (??? Beep).

So like, maan, if I'm wrong we're doomed, but on basis that Daedalus is being the voice of reason here I say we lynch that guy out, brah
Vote: Daedalus
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2015, 02:22:12 pm »

For sooth! Ye broketh lancelot's pointed stick! Ye fiend!

Not me! It was D's head!  ;D
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #76 on: January 21, 2015, 02:25:58 pm »

OK, that's pretty good for non-Drakilian Logic haha!

Hope we're right! 50/50 chance for the assassin if we're wrong...

Vote Daedalus!

*pokity poke poke!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #77 on: January 21, 2015, 02:28:48 pm »

Forsooth bandwagoning!
#Vote Daedalus
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #78 on: January 21, 2015, 02:30:52 pm »

#bandwagoningforthewin!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #79 on: January 21, 2015, 02:51:05 pm »

Sigh. Going to go gandalf on your asses.

FLY, YOU FOOLS!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2015, 03:25:38 pm »

Oh, and you've succesfully doomed yourself.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2015, 06:50:50 pm »

Daedalus seems pretty resigned about his fate as everyone else engulfs and digests him... But then they found that Daedalus wasn't the insane yeast either! And he only had two frijoles! OH, WHY DOES FATE HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL!? WHY!?

Daedalus was a guard.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2015, 07:13:46 pm »

Umm, ye olde vote for Berkazerka? >_> <_<
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2015, 07:16:02 pm »

... Yeah,  it's down to Aman and Berka, and Berka was the one who helped kill Sonemine, so I'll go with him XD
Vote: BerkaZerka
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #84 on: January 21, 2015, 07:30:30 pm »

Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!  Yes, I am the fiendish Assassin! And I backstab Tans!  ;D

*stab stab stab
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2015, 07:32:58 pm »

Dood, like, I trusted you!
*GEARGHY
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2015, 07:33:18 pm »

Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!  Yes, I am the fiendish Assassin! And I backstab Tans!  ;D

*stab stab stab

LOCK!

Yay we still win! Suck it!  :D
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2015, 07:40:13 pm »

 #bestkingever ;D
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2015, 07:43:31 pm »

^Such a cheater!  ::)
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #89 on: January 21, 2015, 07:44:19 pm »

Me, cheat? Arest thou mad!?
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #90 on: January 21, 2015, 08:36:46 pm »

And as Berkazerka expelled all of his digestive enzymes onto Tans, who slowly disintergrated into a bloody molecular mess, he found that Tans was, in fact, a guard. But holy shit, he was close to getting the king.

Thanks to the fact that no one thought to consult a mystic yeast to tell them which ones of them were bitter enemies in a past life, no one thought to think that the one that called itself Berka would have anything to do with the aspiring assassin.

The kingdom lived and prospered for many days before being poured into a barrel and expanding into a massive, barrel-sized empire, where it fell (after 100 years) and was later served at passover by Mel Brooks himself.

FRIJOLE TIME!

Sonemine comes in last, I'm afraid. She definitely did speak differently, but by jove, I told her to speak like a bally 18th century englishman!... My, my, I might have meant 19th, but I guess she got Shakespeare's voice down to some degree, what with the iamic pentameter/sonnet thing... I'm not sure, perhaps she does indeed earn a(n ethically questionable) 6 Frijoles instead of 0. +1 repairation because I was being a dunce

In that case, Daedalus would be last. I TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULD YELL THINGS, AND EMPHASIZE THEM WITH CAPITALS, BUT HE ONLY YELLED ONCE, GAGDABBIT! Only 2 frijoles for you, sir!

Berkazerka received points every time he used a weird interjection or an unorthodox simile. And, by kringle, it looks like he picked up first place faster than an energizer bunny in a meth lab! But his 24 frijoles only got him so far, and he is presently in third place.

Tanstaafl, was like, really cool throughout this whole game, man. He made Berka look totally square with his 28 frijole score. I think, like, he's in second.

...It doth seem that Aman himself, with his olde English Speakerie, did by far outdoeth even the worthy knave Tanstaafl, with 32 frijoles! Aman is indeed the winner of this frijole contest! (And, by sheer coincidence, the only survivor at the end of the game.)
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #91 on: January 21, 2015, 08:48:46 pm »

Sucketh iteth bitches!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #92 on: January 21, 2015, 08:50:19 pm »

Dang, i totally missed the fact i had to do that.


CATS!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #93 on: January 22, 2015, 02:19:35 am »

But... I looked up 18th century literature and I was trying to copy the style of one of the poets! I was trying not to be like Shakespeare by not including words like 'thou' and 'art'.

And just FYI I'm male.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #94 on: January 22, 2015, 06:36:56 am »

How does Aman even come close, with like a grand total of three post the entire game?!? :P

We was robbed!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #95 on: January 22, 2015, 07:50:05 am »

How does Aman even come close, with like a grand total of three post the entire game?!? :P

We was robbed!
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #96 on: January 22, 2015, 08:30:59 am »

I'm cashing-out all my frijoles and investing in corn husks from now on! >.<
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #97 on: January 22, 2015, 08:31:31 am »

NO FAIR
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #98 on: January 22, 2015, 08:34:56 am »

Yes, the Fair. It's where I get all my corn husks.
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Re: Assassin in the Chalice (Game thread!)
« Reply #99 on: January 22, 2015, 08:36:14 am »

Can i haz buy corn husks? I'll trade you 20 frojles for a corn husk!
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