Topic: Mayhem Thread (Read 612912 times)

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #950 on:** May 09, 2011, 12:29:17 pm »

A sword ey? I'm playing a superhero brick, so I'm using a cement truck, not a puny sword, hehehe

Rolled 1d20 : 11, total 11

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #951 on:** May 13, 2011, 10:16:09 am »

I see the SPAMers want some too

Rolled 1d20+500000000 : 10 + 500000000, total 500000010

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #952 on:** May 22, 2011, 07:37:12 pm »

Rolled 1d20 : 18, total 18

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #953 on:** May 22, 2011, 07:37:34 pm »

Ooh, so close ...

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #954 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:17:55 pm »

He shoots...

Rolled 1d20 : 2, total 2

Nestor · « **Reply #955 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:19:18 pm »

And almost scores on the other team's goal.

In an only slightly related topic, I knew a guy in high school whose claim to fame was making a half-court shot... into the other team's basket.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #956 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:42:24 pm »

That kind of sucks

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #957 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:43:01 pm »

Is this thing on?

Rolled 1d20 : 20, total 20

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #958 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:43:56 pm »

Booyah!!!

Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!

The twenty - it is mine!!!

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #959 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:21:00 pm »

Curses!

*adopts low gravely voice* I'll get you next time, Gadget!

LadyZerka · « **Reply #960 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:14:45 am »

You guys are all nuts I tells ya!

LadyZerka · « **Reply #961 on:** June 06, 2011, 09:19:53 am »

I lost my camera in the river, but have no fear..... I got a new one!

I lost all of Tekkoshokan pics. Fear no more!!! I will be alert and ready for anything that catches my eyes... LOOK OUT ORIGINS!!!!! Wear your best....I will be there to make memroies!!!

Our pics will show up on our website and we are about due for some new ones...

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #962 on:** June 30, 2011, 12:46:56 pm »

Mayhem.

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #963 on:** June 30, 2011, 12:57:55 pm »

Shouldn't it be June-hem by now?

LadyZerka · « **Reply #964 on:** June 30, 2011, 03:03:47 pm »

Always a smart alleck!!!!

And by the way, it is almost Julyhem or it IS time of festivals....How about Julyfest

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #965 on:** June 30, 2011, 05:08:10 pm »

Jul-fest-hem it is then

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #966 on:** July 01, 2011, 07:43:20 am »

Today my mom is 60....

Oh my!!!! That makes me gonna be 40 AHEM>>>>>> I mean 25 or so

If my gramma was allowed to be 39 for 42 years ,,dammit I can be 25!

I have to go to work tomorrow after being off for 12 weeks.... This really sucks! It is so hard to go back

BUT..... I keep thinking about Gen Con and our vacation with the family (Cedar Point) Can you say EXPENSIVE!!!!!!

I have lots of overtime in my future

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #967 on:** July 18, 2011, 02:30:21 pm »

Hmm...

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #968 on:** November 06, 2011, 10:08:05 am »

I notice we're less than a hundred posts away from a 1,000 in this our Glorious Mayhem thread!

Keep posting!

And remember, only well thought out and detailed posts of true substance and worth for the Mayhem thread. None of that Spam stuff Nestor is always flinging around this place

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #969 on:** November 06, 2011, 10:09:20 am »

Boink!

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #970 on:** November 06, 2011, 03:34:12 pm »

Oy! A vile calumny, sirrah!

My posts are always chock full of scintillating prose and topical humor. So there. Nyaahh!

And to prove it, here's something to make your brain cells salivate:

Steampunk Speed Racer!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #971 on:** November 06, 2011, 04:27:34 pm »

Sizzling bacon batman! I'd like to see the cars they drive

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #972 on:** November 06, 2011, 04:34:13 pm »

Probably something like Cruela De Ville's car, but with a lot more pipes

BZ

PhantasyIV · « **Reply #973 on:** November 06, 2011, 11:07:46 pm »

Or like something that escaped Wonka's factory.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #974 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:59:35 pm »

So what do you suppose happened to Chim Chim? It looks like he fell in the proverbial steam-chipper

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #975 on:** December 16, 2011, 10:34:07 am »

Sure is quiet around here lately (I almost miss all the spammers)

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #976 on:** January 27, 2012, 08:47:11 pm »

I am back!!!!! Look out I am in full force. Life is getting better around here. I miss gaming.... I am getting ansy!!!!! Somebody do something QUICK!!!!!!!! Ladyzerka

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #977 on:** March 25, 2012, 09:27:21 am »

Nestor · « **Reply #978 on:** March 25, 2012, 06:15:10 pm »

The sad part is you know there's someone out there who would fall for that.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #979 on:** March 27, 2012, 08:54:03 am »

Scammers are harder at work than ever

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #980 on:** April 05, 2012, 07:25:23 pm »

Speaking of spammers, it looks like the new software is keeping them out OK

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #981 on:** April 20, 2012, 05:08:29 pm »

My mother would fall for that.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #982 on:** July 31, 2012, 12:53:43 am »

1:43 am and eyes are blurry

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #983 on:** July 31, 2012, 05:38:48 am »

Your ears are ringing and your tongue is furry.
Boot-wearing pixies dancing a jig in your head.
And that's when you realize you're not alone in your bed.

Your turn!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #984 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:41:48 am »

LOL!

I don't think I can top that! I mean, boot wearing pixies and all

Bounty BaboonBill · « **Reply #985 on:** July 31, 2012, 12:51:56 pm »

Dem pixies be dancin' up some sparkly dust
Angsty little pale-skinned pelvic thrust
Summon Sparkly Vamp spell success!

A WILD EDWARD APPEARS.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #986 on:** August 01, 2012, 03:38:09 pm »

Kwik! Keel it before it spreads!

Nestor · « **Reply #987 on:** August 01, 2012, 10:19:01 pm »

As the pale-faced pansy pranced about the room,
And you quietly pondered your sparkly doom,
What would appear but a stake-wielding blonde,
Who hailed From Sunnydale, and places beyond.

With a quick thrust the deed was done,
And to well-deserved oblivion Edward was gone.
As she hailed you farewell with a nod of her head,
You promised yourself, no more anchovies 'fore bed.

Bounty BaboonBill · « **Reply #988 on:** August 08, 2012, 10:12:29 pm »

Damn. That was a fine ending and I cannot expound upon it.

*bows to Nestor.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #989 on:** August 09, 2012, 12:31:18 am »

Hey BBB - did you get that T-shirt yet or what?

BZ

Bounty BaboonBill · « **Reply #990 on:** August 15, 2012, 02:23:58 pm »

Oh! Yes, I received it last week. Sorry I forgot to let you know. Very cool, mang! If I wasn't such a dumbass, I could have been wearing it proudly all winter! Now I have to wait till fall..

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #991 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:28:51 pm »

Cool beans! Finally glad to have delivered them all

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #992 on:** July 30, 2013, 07:54:04 pm »

Sheesh! Almost a year since the last post here...

What this thread needs is way more mayhem!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #993 on:** February 14, 2014, 11:40:19 am »

Just a note for all the new members - this Forum is for anything you want to talk about - and this particular thread is our (Un)Official Spam/Post Bump Thread...

So have at it here, guilt free haha!

Galobtter · « **Reply #994 on:** February 16, 2014, 12:13:07 am »

I was going to bump it..NOOOOOOOOOOO.

Not Aman · « **Reply #995 on:** February 16, 2014, 12:45:39 am »

Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2

Not Aman · « **Reply #996 on:** February 16, 2014, 12:45:53 am »

That was a crit, bitches.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #997 on:** February 16, 2014, 09:33:48 am »

Rolled 1d1 : 1, total 1

That was both a crit and a fumble

Not Aman · « **Reply #998 on:** February 16, 2014, 09:35:43 am »

You cheated!

Not Aman · « **Reply #999 on:** February 16, 2014, 09:38:38 am »

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