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« Reply #250 on: July 28, 2009, 01:46:33 pm »

I'm bored.

someone tell me their favorite/funniest/or most bizarre gaming story.

OK, I’ll let you tell the one about the horse smearing its rider against a tree and my “that happened to me once” remark ;D

I know you’ve heard this one before, but I’ll share for the rest –

When I was in the Navy, I ran a game at the Rec Center one afternoon for a group of seven or so gamers.  As we were all on an island in the Pacific, you sort of played with a mixed group, which in this case included your regular assortment of enlisted, one officer, and these two kids from a family living on base (who were decent gamers for their age of 14 or so).  On this particular Saturday, the two kids had to bring along their little brother, who was 10 or 11.

We were playing an adventure based on a desert pyramid, wherein was a notorious lich king.  We gave the 10 year old what we thought would be an easy character to play – a barbarian.

So we go to the top of the pyramid and the group finds a shaft dropping into the darkness.  They drop a tourch down to see how deep the shaft is, which takes a loooong time to fall – indicating a very deep shaft.

The 10 year old (AKA the kid) says – “I jump in.”

I was surprised a bit and explained that the shaft was at least a couple of hundred feet down.

“I’m a barbarian, I can handle it.”  The kid replied.

“OK then.”  I said and rolled the massive amounts of d6’s that the fall incurred.  SPLAT!  Dead on Impact…

Feeling generous, I let the kid pencil ‘the II’ on his character’s name and try again.

Next – of course you knew there would be a ‘next’ – the kid has his barbarian check a particularly suspicious intersection of a hall for traps.  I don’t even think his character could check for traps, but I told him there was a ten-by-ten foot area in the center of the intersection, where the floor was two inches below the level of the rest of the hall and where the stone had been shattered or crushed by something.

“I want to go stand in the center of the area and hit the ceiling with my battle Axe,” was his decision.

“Are you sure?” I prompted.

“Yeah, I’m going to disarm the trap” The kid replied.

“OK.”  I replied and rolled the massive amounts of d6’s that the falling ten-by-ten foot cube of obsidian incurred as it fell out of the ceiling and onto his character.  SPLAT!  Again… dead on Impact…

Still feeling generous, I let the kid pencil ‘the III’ on his character’s name and try once more.

Yep, you guessed it…  This time the group finds a sailing ship buried in the pyramid with a large hole in the hull.  Looking in, the group sees a glowing green gem on a bone pedestal at the far end of the ship, while the entire floor of the ship is filled three feet deep with human bones.

This time however, the rest of the group had caught onto the kid’s MO, so they helped him along a little – “Hey, why don’t you have your barbarian go get that gem, while we stand guard out here.”

“OK.”  Says the kid.

Needless to say, the bones all rise up as skeletal lords when the gem is touched.  At least this time the kid’s character got to kill one or two of them before being overrun and dragged down to yet one more graceless death.

At this point however, the Kid’s folks had returned, so we thanked the kid for playing, sent him off, and finished the game without any further incident.

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #251 on: July 28, 2009, 01:48:01 pm »


Cletus the the Ranger is the ONLY character in that world boasting a 'Dragon Nutsack of Holding'.


Eeeewww  :P

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« Reply #252 on: July 28, 2009, 02:21:29 pm »



Cletus the the Ranger is the ONLY character in that world boasting a 'Dragon Nutsack of Holding'.


Reminds me of my Bra of Holding......
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« Reply #253 on: July 29, 2009, 06:13:27 pm »

Anyone seen the new Harry Potter?

Other thoughts on movies nowadays?

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« Reply #254 on: July 30, 2009, 05:00:41 pm »

I'm bored.

someone tell me their favorite/funniest/or most bizarre gaming story.

You may remember this. I am certain I will not forget it. Gaming horror story of children calling every 3 1/2 minutes to find their mother. We were playing a game run by Jay at JP's and my kids called every  minute until I had to leave. Great time for everyone. Thanks kids. :P
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« Reply #255 on: July 30, 2009, 05:22:54 pm »

PIZZA!!! *ravenous sounds of eating*  Ah, yea, that hit the spot  ;D

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« Reply #256 on: July 30, 2009, 05:23:52 pm »

Hey!  No skipping pages!  Go back and read the last one now Mr!

 ;)

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« Reply #257 on: July 30, 2009, 05:49:43 pm »

I'm bored.

someone tell me their favorite/funniest/or most bizarre gaming story.

You may remember this. I am certain I will not forget it. Gaming horror story of children calling every 3 1/2 minutes to find their mother. We were playing a game run by Jay at JP's and my kids called every  minute until I had to leave. Great time for everyone. Thanks kids. :P

ahh yes...i remember it well, Lori.  but i appreciated you being there nonetheless.  if anything, i was more fascianted about how long your relationship would last once you found out JP's typical punishment for annoying little girls was a time out....

...and by time out, i mean staking them immobile to the yard for 3 hours!
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« Reply #258 on: July 30, 2009, 05:52:08 pm »

Suzie and i both saw the Half-Blood Prince.  with only a couple minor issues, i found it a good movie and a good credit to Harry Potter omniverse.  i am still very partial to the first four movies, but i also liked those books the best.  anything was better than the butchering the series took from the Order of the Phoenix movie!
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« Reply #259 on: July 30, 2009, 08:38:04 pm »


...and by time out, i mean staking them immobile to the yard for 3 hours!


Hehehe  ;D

And I'm pretty sure it was only an hour, not three  ;)

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« Reply #260 on: July 30, 2009, 09:54:37 pm »


...and by time out, i mean staking them immobile to the yard for 3 hours!


Hehehe  ;D

And I'm pretty sure it was only an hour, not three  ;)

BZ

how would you know?  were you there?!?   ;)
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« Reply #261 on: July 31, 2009, 05:06:06 pm »

The funny thing about all this is BZ has more patience than I do. I am the nut! I am however looking forward to playing your game at Gen-Con. No kids this time. I can actually play and not have to worry about them interrupting. They know I shut my phone off during games.  :)
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« Reply #262 on: July 31, 2009, 07:30:54 pm »

The funny thing about all this is BZ has more patience than I do. I am the nut! I am however looking forward to playing your game at Gen-Con. No kids this time. I can actually play and not have to worry about them interrupting. They know I shut my phone off during games.  :)

a wise decision...you won't get much cell phone signal in the center of the Labyrinth!  mwaahahahaha!!!
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« Reply #263 on: August 01, 2009, 02:21:54 am »


a wise decision...you won't get much cell phone signal in the center of the Labyrinth!  mwaahahahaha!!!

yeah....you also may not get much reception in the hotels and convention center. You will also have many disgusted looks thrown your way if you answer your phone during a game....I've been in some where the DM asked the person to leave after the second time.

So you have NO CHOICE but to relax and have fun in each game session. This I command!!
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« Reply #264 on: August 01, 2009, 02:18:20 pm »

Fun it is then  ;D

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« Reply #265 on: August 03, 2009, 12:26:11 pm »

I am going to. Origins has warmed the kids up to the fact that they know games are 4 hours and I am UNAVAILABLE. Their crisis' have to wait. I will tell them I have been commanded to have fun and that is that. FaePooka says.       ;D ;D
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« Reply #266 on: August 03, 2009, 11:13:13 pm »

Hi Ash  ;D

Goodnight folks!

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« Reply #267 on: August 06, 2009, 04:13:58 pm »

I see FaePooka is only a few posts from the next Posting Level - and free complimentary hand grenade  ;D

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« Reply #268 on: August 06, 2009, 04:14:55 pm »

azhrei331 too it would seem  :)

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« Reply #269 on: August 06, 2009, 09:37:08 pm »

azhrei331 too it would seem  :)

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grenades?  well why didn't you say so!!!
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« Reply #270 on: August 06, 2009, 09:37:58 pm »

1 grenade
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« Reply #271 on: August 06, 2009, 09:38:16 pm »

2 grenade
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« Reply #272 on: August 06, 2009, 09:38:28 pm »

3 grenade
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« Reply #273 on: August 06, 2009, 09:38:41 pm »

4 grenade
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« Reply #274 on: August 06, 2009, 09:38:57 pm »

5 grenade
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« Reply #275 on: August 06, 2009, 09:39:40 pm »

BOOM!!!
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« Reply #276 on: August 06, 2009, 10:28:05 pm »

You sir...are a shameless board spammer. You must be punished.

40 lashes with a wet noodle!!!
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« Reply #277 on: August 07, 2009, 09:00:28 am »

Take your sexshul deviancy to a private board, you sickos!


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« Reply #278 on: August 07, 2009, 11:59:17 am »

LOL  ;D

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« Reply #279 on: August 07, 2009, 04:51:09 pm »

I have attained my grenade without spamming.

Nothing "sexshul" about wet noodle lashings....it's cold, sticky, and icky. A perfect punishment. Plus it leaves no marks!
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« Reply #280 on: August 07, 2009, 04:54:00 pm »

I have attained my grenade without spamming.

Nothing "sexshul" about wet noodle lashings....it's cold, sticky, and icky. A perfect punishment. Plus it leaves no marks!

and good to eat afterward!
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« Reply #281 on: August 07, 2009, 05:57:51 pm »


I have attained my grenade without spamming.



Friendly Penguin is very impressed  ;D

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« Reply #282 on: August 07, 2009, 06:00:31 pm »


Nothing "sexshul" about wet noodle lashings....it's cold, sticky, and icky. A perfect punishment. Plus it leaves no marks!


Let's consult my handy Inuendo rating system and see if you're right...



Yep - clearly you are within acceptable limits  ;)

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« Reply #283 on: August 07, 2009, 08:07:41 pm »

As confusing as that is, It makes some sort of sense all the same. ;D I married this madman!!!!! Mad I tells ya. ;)
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« Reply #284 on: August 07, 2009, 11:32:40 pm »

hey...didn't i see that chart on the Senate floor with Republicans trying to explain socialized medicine?
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« Reply #285 on: August 09, 2009, 08:53:23 pm »

Slow day today (sunday) - just too busy finalizing all the GenCon prep  :)

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« Reply #286 on: August 11, 2009, 11:32:11 am »

Zoot!

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« Reply #287 on: August 12, 2009, 10:39:57 am »

Off to GenCon - see everyone in a week (with a post or two from Indy possible, but not promissed)  ;D

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« Reply #288 on: August 18, 2009, 10:39:03 am »

And We're back  ;D

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« Reply #289 on: August 21, 2009, 11:18:46 am »

Hmm, seems a little quiet around here  ;D

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« Reply #290 on: August 23, 2009, 12:36:43 pm »

Hey - it was nice to get some face to face gaming in with the old group this weekend - That hasn't happened in like two and a half years  ;D

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« Reply #291 on: August 24, 2009, 09:00:02 am »

Two and a half years? Sheesh! What keeps you all from gaming?
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« Reply #292 on: August 24, 2009, 09:43:04 am »

It was a combination of college, moves, and marriages I’d have to say :)

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« Reply #293 on: August 24, 2009, 09:43:13 pm »

Don't forget 4 children, jobs,etc. I guess you can say to sum it up " You are married with Children". Game over. :'(  lol
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« Reply #294 on: August 25, 2009, 02:00:03 pm »

Nah, it's not that bad - Besides, we all went our ways before you and I got married  :)

That and you can always turn off the cell phone  ;)

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« Reply #295 on: August 25, 2009, 09:40:00 pm »

Nah, it's not that bad - Besides, we all went our ways before you and I got married  :)

That and you can always turn off the cell phone  ;)

BZ

Very true....and soon our ways will hopefully come together again. You can't stop the signal!
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« Reply #296 on: August 26, 2009, 11:00:03 am »

THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOO!!!!  ;D

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« Reply #297 on: August 30, 2009, 03:59:50 pm »

Well, I glad to say that school is back in session here in our area  :)

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« Reply #298 on: August 30, 2009, 07:39:44 pm »

Well, I glad to say that school is back in session here in our area  :)

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too much estrogen in one house?
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« Reply #299 on: August 31, 2009, 08:48:09 pm »

Let's just say if I bought a male dog and brought him into the house, I wouldn't have to castrate him  :P  ;)  ;D

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