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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #450 on: January 11, 2010, 09:21:13 pm »

I can promise loads of mayhem and perhaps even a little cross-dressing for good measure ;)

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"I think so, Skipper, but this time, can you wear the rubber shirt? It chafes me so."

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #451 on: January 11, 2010, 09:37:46 pm »

TMI!!!!! ;)
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #452 on: January 12, 2010, 10:57:49 pm »

Cranberries.

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #453 on: January 13, 2010, 12:53:46 pm »

I am here to tell you guys that I am at work and it sucketh! :'( I want to go home! :(
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« Reply #454 on: January 13, 2010, 01:32:34 pm »

Many sympathies.

I work in a secure area where outside contact is limited. I'm lucky in that I have a workstation that has internet access (because of my need to reserach information) and can therefore do things like read the forums and keep a tenuous grip on my sanity.

The project is moving to a new facility within the month, that has even more limited in accessibility, though, and I will not be able to simply turn around and login when I want to. :P

The upside is that the facility has an area where I can set up my laptop and connect. I foresee a lot of "internet searches" through the day. ;)
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #455 on: January 14, 2010, 11:15:37 am »

One of my favorite jobs ever was as second shift computer operator for a bank.  In addition to having nothing to do all evening (except to baby-sit the computer, in the rare event that something went wrong), I was being paid to do my collage work, write (and print) a 300,000+ word D&D campaign that took characters from 1st to 25th level, host Quake and Warcraft LAN parties on the weekends (they never should have given me the alarm codes and keys), and of course surf the net.

Good stuff.  Good stuff indeed  ;D

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #456 on: January 15, 2010, 04:42:35 pm »

I will spare all of you the gruesome details of my job. Trust me, you are better off not knowing. :P Let's just say, it takes a special kind of person to do what I do. ;D
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #457 on: January 22, 2010, 04:29:08 pm »

Sort of quiet around here lately  :)
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #458 on: January 22, 2010, 04:31:02 pm »

*sings* Where has all the mayhem gone?   ;D

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #459 on: January 22, 2010, 05:31:36 pm »

Sort of quiet around here lately  :)

What can I say? I'm too busy waiting to see if Tully's head gets blown off by a sniper bullet.  ;D
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #460 on: January 23, 2010, 10:02:45 am »

Well, that is if he gets through the landmines and claymores first - oops...  perhaps I have said too much...  ;) ;D

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #461 on: January 23, 2010, 09:03:37 pm »

Mines? Where? UH OH!!!!! :o
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« Reply #462 on: January 24, 2010, 05:37:49 pm »

Mines? Where? UH OH!!!!! :o

I knew there was a reason we brought the dog. Go on, boy! Run up ahead!  ;D
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #463 on: January 24, 2010, 09:43:05 pm »

Just don't let him fetch yer sticks o' dynomite  ;)

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #464 on: January 25, 2010, 09:34:43 pm »

The dog is on the ship. There will be no fetching as of yat anyways. :)
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #465 on: January 29, 2010, 04:20:56 pm »

Wow - Nestorhas fired off almost a 100 posts so far - a few more and its another grenade  ;D

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« Reply #466 on: January 29, 2010, 05:00:12 pm »

Wow - Nestorhas fired off almost a 100 posts so far - a few more and its another grenade  ;D

BZ

Ah yes, The infamous Plan B. It's just Plan A with more explosives.  ;D
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #467 on: January 29, 2010, 05:17:23 pm »

Ya got to love plan B  ;D

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« Reply #468 on: January 29, 2010, 05:56:57 pm »

Ya got to love plan B  ;D

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Heh. I once concocted a plan for a series of one-shot adventures called Plan B. The idea was that the PCs were trouble-shooters called in to deal with a situation that had gone balls-up. "Time for Plan B."

If you've ever read the Global Frequency limited-run comic series (which, BTW, was published after I'd toyed with the idea), it's more or less the concept.
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #469 on: February 01, 2010, 03:19:55 pm »

Yup...  I'm having a blast writing up this Penguins/Cthulhu adventure.  I can hardly contain myself from blabing all the coolness  ;D

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #470 on: February 07, 2010, 10:18:24 pm »

Saints win the Super Bowl.  Good for them, as they havn't got one till now  :)

I like the colts too, but the game just wasn't the same without the Steelers  :(

Next time perhaps  ;)

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #471 on: February 09, 2010, 10:27:08 pm »

Steelers had to let someone else have at least one. We do carry the record of SIX titles ya know!!!!! ;)
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #472 on: February 10, 2010, 12:29:02 pm »

All this snow reminds me of how it was when we were kids.  I haven't seen this much snow in over fifteen years  ;D

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« Reply #473 on: February 10, 2010, 03:58:38 pm »

Having grown up in the tropics, I can say with complete honesty I haven't seen this much snow EVER.  ;D

Here in MD, the government has officially closed the roads. Only emergency vehicles are allowed on the streets; not even the plows can make it out.
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« Reply #474 on: February 10, 2010, 04:54:42 pm »

I was in a blizzard down in Waldorf MD back in '95.  My job was one where I couldn't call off, so I made some pretty hazardous drives during those days  :)

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« Reply #475 on: February 10, 2010, 09:51:40 pm »

I have had about enough of this snow. I am the only one in the household who has to go to work in it!  ;) Everyone else has school and work cancelled. :( I want to stay home too!!! :'(
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« Reply #476 on: February 10, 2010, 10:08:57 pm »

Heh. My wife pretty much threatened me with bodily harm if I'd tried going to work today.

Good thing, too, seeing as how the day turned out. I did one try at clearing the walkway and sidewalk, then gave it up as a fruitless exercise.

Digging ourselves out tomorrow is going to be such a treat.  :P
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« Reply #477 on: February 11, 2010, 09:11:26 pm »

Ole BZ had to climb on top of a school bus to sweep it off ( to avoid being fined heavily of course) and said to come get him if he did not return soon :) ( that meant he fell off, hee hee hee  ;D)
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #478 on: February 13, 2010, 01:38:07 pm »

blank...  :P

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« Reply #479 on: February 13, 2010, 01:38:47 pm »

blank...  :P

BZ

and not to the above post, just to this new one.

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #480 on: February 13, 2010, 01:43:42 pm »

Oh - 5 more post and harleqwn bumps up a level  ;D

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #481 on: February 17, 2010, 12:23:07 pm »

Oh sweet mayhem thread - how I've missed you *sniff*  ;D

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #482 on: February 17, 2010, 09:14:39 pm »

There, there. It is ok  ;)
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« Reply #483 on: February 18, 2010, 11:21:19 am »

There once was a bard from Rengold's Bane,
Who's lute was as small as his little pink brain,
He had a band of merry men,
Yammering halflings in number of ten,
They labored all day with many a faintings,
To capture his greatness in black velvet paintings,
But theirs was a quest as endless as stars,
For how could they hide the lobotomy scars?

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« Reply #484 on: February 18, 2010, 01:02:41 pm »

 ???

Brain assplodey.  :D

But if it's limericks you want:

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Said Einstein, I have an equation
That some may call Rabelaisian.
Let V be virginity
Approaching infinity
And P be a constant, persuasion.

Now, let V over P be inverted
And the square root of P be inserted
X times into V
The result, Q.E.D.
Is a relative, Einstein asserted.


And for those who demand a two-fer:

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There once was a young girl from York,
Who plugged up her <BLEEP> with a cork.
A woodpecker or two
Made the grade, that was true,
But it totally baffled the stork.

'Til along came a man who presented
His tool that was strangely indented.
With a dizzying twirl
He punctured that girl,
And that's how the corkscrew was invented.

;D
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« Reply #485 on: February 18, 2010, 10:19:02 pm »

Hehehe  ;D

Though there's way more limericks we can't share here - I know a few realativly tame ones  :)

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« Reply #486 on: February 21, 2010, 12:14:52 am »

Good nite all - I am out of here to catch a few Z's  :)

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« Reply #487 on: February 21, 2010, 02:00:12 pm »

And We're Back!  ;D

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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #488 on: February 21, 2010, 02:00:54 pm »

Not that I slept-in till the above post (I wish)  ;D

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« Reply #489 on: February 22, 2010, 09:37:43 pm »

Are you sure BZ? Snoozing is one of your specilaties  ;) I am only jealous. I spend most of my nights staring at the clock and as soon as it is time to get up for work, that is when I could sleep :P
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #490 on: February 26, 2010, 03:32:46 pm »

Off to run a Black Belt test for my students (Lady Z included - she's going for second degree BB :)) wish 'em luck  ;D

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« Reply #491 on: February 26, 2010, 09:22:24 pm »

Off to run a Black Belt test for my students (Lady Z included - she's going for second degree BB :)) wish 'em luck  ;D

BZ

Break a leg! No, wait...

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« Reply #492 on: February 27, 2010, 10:19:46 pm »

Break a leg? Funny you should mention that. I did not break a leg, but I can hardly move either one of them. I have just experienced a black belt test that literally kicked my ass. I have been so busy that I have not trained properly and let me tell you I feel it. My elbow is so sore, I had to break a cinder block for my second degree black belt test and it is just lucky it broke the first time  ;D I feel I did pretty well all things considered. I will let you know if I pass later. :)
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« Reply #493 on: February 28, 2010, 08:22:51 am »

Break a leg? Funny you should mention that. I did not break a leg, but I can hardly move either one of them. I have just experienced a black belt test that literally kicked my ass. I have been so busy that I have not trained properly and let me tell you I feel it. My elbow is so sore, I had to break a cinder block for my second degree black belt test and it is just lucky it broke the first time  ;D I feel I did pretty well all things considered. I will let you know if I pass later. :)

As an eternal gold belt, I express my sincere sympathy. I remember my test oh so many years ago (at least my knee does, every time it rains).

You broke a cinder block with an elbow strike?  :o  Mental note for the next Cthulhupoly game: Let Lady Z win. ;)
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Re: Mayhem Thread
« Reply #494 on: March 01, 2010, 12:06:49 pm »

Don't mess with Lady Z - she's broken red house bricks as well from time to time  ;D

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« Reply #495 on: March 01, 2010, 10:16:11 pm »

I do have to admit, breaking is my favorite event. Iam pretty good at it and I enjoy it. I will have to try to break a coconut like BZ when I get the guts someday. ;D That is pretty difficult. I can do stacks of boards, house bricks and cinder blocks. I am always looking for something new to break.  ;D
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« Reply #496 on: March 02, 2010, 07:42:23 am »

I do have to admit, breaking is my favorite event. Iam pretty good at it and I enjoy it. I will have to try to break a coconut like BZ when I get the guts someday. ;D That is pretty difficult. I can do stacks of boards, house bricks and cinder blocks. I am always looking for something new to break.  ;D

*Nestor surreptitiously shuffles a couple of steps away from Lady Z*

Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go. Places to go, people to meet, yup, yup.

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« Reply #497 on: March 02, 2010, 06:41:39 pm »

LOL Lady Z just grins ;D
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« Reply #498 on: March 02, 2010, 10:22:32 pm »

 ;D

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« Reply #499 on: March 04, 2010, 09:39:51 pm »

Yowza!

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