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Not Aman

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Next (Jewish) Holiday
« on: April 29, 2014, 01:08:10 pm »

 I'm setting these things up. Should be helpful, and it'll mean I don't have to mention these stuff.
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2014, 05:10:15 pm »

Cool, when is it?
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2014, 02:19:54 pm »

Alright, Aman posted it. (Apparently)
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2014, 03:42:42 pm »

Alright, Shavuot starts at sunset tonight/day. However, tonight we also have to stay up the entire Night praising/thanking God, so Aman and I will probably be off earlier than that.
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2014, 09:04:54 pm »

Tisha B'av is on the 5th of August.
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(Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2014, 05:32:53 pm »

So hungry...
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Re: (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2014, 05:36:08 pm »

So hungry...
2 more hours man. Hang in there!
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Re: (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2014, 05:37:15 pm »

2 more hours man. Hang in there!

2 and a half, you lying bastard
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2014, 05:44:53 pm »

Harsh... *grabs a coffe and a burger (nt really cos I'll be cooking some form of spicy chicken at home tonight but yeh)
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2014, 05:45:12 pm »

Harsh... *grabs a coffe and a burger (nt really cos I'll be cooking some form of spicy chicken at home tonight but yeh)

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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2014, 05:48:51 pm »

You guys have a lot of holidays, it's like the USA but you actually pay attention to all of yours.
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2014, 10:41:48 am »

Super Fast (as in we can't eat, not as in quick) of a holiday coming up on August 5th/tonight.
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2014, 10:52:02 am »

We don't go online on that day, so you'll excuse us from 8:00ish to 9:00ish
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2014, 11:47:48 am »

Just went to see spamalot again in the theatre... You should see it. If you haven't then look up the "you won't succeed on Broadway" song
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2014, 02:18:02 pm »

We don't go online on that day, so you'll excuse us from 8:00ish to 9:00ish

No, I won't excuse you.  Danaos has convinced me I should give you a hard time about it.

Prolly shouldn't joke about that, hmm? 

He's either trolling or wants to know who to bug about religion.  Whatever it is, I'm unwatching the thread.
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2014, 02:27:25 pm »

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...I don't think james got the memo.
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« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2014, 02:28:50 pm »

Or better yet

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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2014, 02:29:16 pm »

we should play a game. Can you spot the guy taking jokes srsly.
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2014, 02:36:32 pm »

Come on now.  james is on the spectrum.  he doesn"t understand sarcasm/jokes.
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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2014, 02:41:44 pm »

Come on now.  james is on the spectrum.  he doesn"t understand sarcasm/jokes.
Damn. He probably thinks I plot your murder.

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I should probably get off the forums. I'm starting to outstay my welcome, again.
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2014, 05:32:17 pm »

Damn. He probably thinks I plot your murder.

Oh, if I turn up dead, the police are coming for you.
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2014, 05:44:34 pm »

Oh, if I turn up dead, the police are coming for you.

Realize that by saying this, you are just giving everyone else a free pass to murder you, knowing you already framed the wrong killer.
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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2014, 05:59:28 pm »

>_>

Anyhow, I'm about to go on a journey. A 25 hour one that includes no eating, and having to go to lectures where grumpy rich New York-ers invade the Synogague and kick you off chairs so that they can give your chair to older rich people. And then they huff and puff and get mad, overall proving why we have this day of atonement in the first place.

So... Got an hour before this enjoyable time. Yes.
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2014, 06:25:53 pm »

Realize that by saying this, you are just giving everyone else a free pass to murder you, knowing you already framed the wrong killer.

Bah, none of you can kill me. 
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« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2014, 06:26:28 pm »

>_>

Anyhow, I'm about to go on a journey. A 25 hour one that includes no eating, and having to go to lectures where grumpy rich New York-ers invade the Synogague and kick you off chairs so that they can give your chair to older rich people. And then they huff and puff and get mad, overall proving why we have this day of atonement in the first place.

So... Got an hour before this enjoyable time. Yes.

Now only half an hour!  Yay!
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2014, 06:27:35 pm »

Oy!  ;D
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« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2014, 04:14:31 pm »

Loads of 3 day holidays coming up next months. Need to put them up soon enough.
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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2014, 04:54:10 pm »

Alrighty, Jewish New Year was put on the calendar. It's from Wednesday night to Friday night, and then we hit the sabbath, so we won't be on from Wednesday night to sat night.
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« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2014, 07:11:26 pm »

I keep forgetting that we even have a calendar haha!  ;D
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« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2014, 08:20:36 pm »

Oh, that calendar!!  I was thinking "wow, they don't tell you when your new year is till like, the week before?"
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« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2014, 08:24:20 pm »

XD
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« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2014, 08:26:22 pm »

Oh, that calendar!!  I was thinking "wow, they don't tell you when your new year is till like, the week before?"
Hilariously enough, that happened a really long time ago. We didn't have a calendar, since it was based on the moon, so we'd have people testify that the moon was a full one, and then we'd schedule when the holidays of the month were going to occur.
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« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2014, 08:34:39 pm »

Really long time ago as in around when Jesus was born.
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« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2014, 02:01:08 am »

Really long time ago as in around when Jesus was born.

Wouldn't it have been easier to use a roman calender if it was around that time? ???
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« Reply #35 on: September 24, 2014, 04:06:54 pm »

Wouldn't it have been easier to use a roman calender if it was around that time? ???
Probably, but us Jews are too cool for that. Even though the roman calendars went by the same cycle (lunar, like ours), for whatever reason it had slight, though important differences since exact time is important for us.
Not to mention that their months were named after different roman kings, while ours was based off of things in the bible. So we have to keep ours for traditions sake. The whole testimonial thing apparently went way back to biblical times though, and a rabbi named Hillel decided to just make an official calendar in about 350AC.
Even nowadays some rabbis refuse to go by the Christian Calendar, which actually makes sense at this point, though I'm too used to it to stop haha.

Anyway, holiday starts in about an hour and a half from now. Huzzah (this one isn't a fast, there's lotso food).
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Re: Next (Jewish) Holiday
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2014, 01:02:53 pm »

@crazy Jewish traditions

I currently have chickens in our car. I'll keep you guys updated.
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« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2014, 01:16:42 pm »

Live chickens?
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« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2014, 01:22:07 pm »

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« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2014, 02:08:12 pm »

I remember when they passed/reaffirmed the law that chickens were a thing everyone could keep in their yard in my town.  So many takakakushi.

That (in the car) seems like it wouldn't be safe while driving. . .
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« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2014, 02:09:41 pm »

Assume lay in cars, I do actually want to keep chickens. You get eggs for years then eat them
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« Reply #41 on: September 28, 2014, 02:10:36 pm »

Saw them.

So cute and shit everywhere.
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« Reply #42 on: September 28, 2014, 02:24:19 pm »

I remember when they passed/reaffirmed the law that chickens were a thing everyone could keep in their yard in my town.  So many takakakushi.

That (in the car) seems like it wouldn't be safe while driving. . .

Don't worry, they'll be dead by the end of the day. XD
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« Reply #43 on: September 28, 2014, 02:25:40 pm »

Going to eats them? Or are they for an offering?
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« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2014, 02:34:44 pm »

Going to eats them? Or are they for an offering?
Nah, eating then would be baaaad. They are an offering instead of our sins. XD  (I mean, we don't burn them up, but we slaughter them and sell them to the non-Jews and give the profits to the poor)
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« Reply #46 on: October 04, 2014, 06:59:29 pm »

How was Yom kippur guys?
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« Reply #47 on: October 04, 2014, 07:00:21 pm »

How was Yom kippur guys?
Awesome. Didn't feel the fast at all. May have been due to the snuff. XD

You have Jewish friends?
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« Reply #48 on: October 04, 2014, 07:01:43 pm »

I'm a new man!
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Until the next time I sin and I have to repent next year. But for now I'm 'new', and stuff.

The after-fast meal is great.

I think Drak has mentioned knowing some Jews before.
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« Reply #49 on: October 04, 2014, 07:02:43 pm »

My last school was almost entirely jewish (so much so that we had days off on the jewish holidays). My current one has no (religious) jews at all, but I still have friends from there.
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