That's harsh stuff...
So let's change the topic. Day 4 of my trip:
On day 2 I had travelled 35kms on foot around tokyo (no I don't recommend it, my feet hate me now). Day 3 comes along and my face is red with a bad headache. Turns out walking around in the bright side without a hat is another bad idea.
Anyway, Day 3 was meant for Hakone - a hot springs town just outside of Mt. Fuji (it has about 7 different ones). Except it was rainy all morning, meaning a shit ton of fog, meaning I couldn't see Mt fuji. Additionally, I spent 20$ on a bus to only see a shrine, because my head couldn't take the pounding anymore. Retreated back to my hotel to take a short nap that went from 3pm to midnight. Well, there goes my hot springs trip.
My hotel had an open air bath though, which for Japanese reasons men are only allowed to use from 10pm to 8am. Decided to use it, and it was alright. It was interesting that it was an open air bath with a full view of a mountain behind it. For science reasons i later went to said mountain (which incidentally had a trail) and discovered you can see right into it (making the reason the women bathe during the day all the more obvious, those pervy japanese).Went the full 9 yards and wore the yukata they gave me after too.
But it wasn't a real hot spring. Just heated water in a fancy bath, and it didn't even have milk for sale after so I could briefly release my inner weaboo. Went back to sleep and woke up at 5. Decided it couldn't end like this, so planned out to go to a real hot spring in Hakone (was actually really close and easy to get to).
At around 11 I checked out and went to it. Long story short it was pretty nice and relaxing. Bathing with old Japanese men isn't as awkward as you'd think and they even had the milk, so I left satisfied.
And now I'm off to Kyoto (and I even managed to get a good view of Mt fuji from the train).